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wantonlywindswept · 1 year

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mando 3.3 liveblog (derogatory)

WAIT NO HE ACTUALLY DID JUST. STEP OFF A LEDGE?? AND DROWNED???

ugh space battles

dis bitch just throwing himself outta the plane like captain america

ugghhhhh space battlesssss

aw rip bo’s mando depression castle

ugh coruscant

hmm. that guy gonna get dead.

oh so it was cloning. also what is this apologist bullshit??

WOW THAT IS CERTAINLY. A STANCE. ON THE RESULTS OF KAMINO.

i know we aren’t supposed to like these rich people and i do not but i also don’t think they’re going to die which makes me sad

if this entire episode is about this guy i’m gonna throw a fit

hmm. i like. nothing about this. the in-universe concept or having to having to actually watch it

I WANT A TINY DRAGON

fuck ur eugenics research space nazi

god this is. so forced. do i at least get to see leia. that is the only thing i would possibly be interested in that might be on coruscant

THE REPUBLIC HAD CLONES BEFORE ALREADY IT DIDN’T GO SO GREAT

ughhhhhhh i am so uninterested in this, you tease me a mythosaur and then give me space nazi ’moral drama’ I WAS PROMISED A MYTHOSAUR WHERE IS MY GODDAMN MYTHOSAUR

uggggghhhhh

know that i am only continuing to watch this episode out of love. for you. yes you specifically. i am watching this episode to tell you that this episode sucks. now you know. you’re welcome.

wait im confused

ah that’s why

OH NOSDF OHOLY SHIT THE TIBE?? BO??? DIN DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORED COVERT MEANS ALSDKJHAF STOP TRUSTING EVERYONE IN MANDALORIAN ARMOR

paz will never get the characterization i want him to get and that is sad. sad for me.

lmfao bo why you gotta expose him like that ‘yeah i was there, his dumbass fell in’

oh so that’s what the waters are for

ah i see we are going to be doubling-down on the ‘joining the cult is the good and proper thing to do’. disappointing, but entirely unsurprising. i had also wondered along those lines re: bo-katan tho. two re-baptisms for the price of one! is the mythosaur god in this? i think the mythosaur should be god.

#mandlorian season 3 #well that was certainly thirty minutes of my life #WAIT IT WAS AN HOUR?#WE GOT AN HOUR-LONG EPISODE AND IT WAS SPENT ON THIS???

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mimsylovesloki · 3 years

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Episode 6-Play by Play Reactions (Spoilers)

I’m so nervous and excited. Disclaimer: I have spoiled a few minor things for myself for this episode because I’m a self sabotaging dummy who does this whenever I get anxious about a form of media I am watching.

I’m so friggin nervous ahhhhhhhhh

Please tom Hiddleston, don’t do me dirty

Screw you renslayer

Istg if anyone betrays anyone I’m going to riot

Man I miss Classic!Loki already

Isn’t this the music that played when Steve?

OH MY GOSH IM GOING TO CRY WITH ALL OF THE AUDIO REFERENCES

Lol the peter quill lines are perfect because I legit just watched GotG

Nelson Mandela?

Vision???

Lmao Sylvie saying “open your eyes!” Gave me legend of Zelda breath of the wild flashbacks

My heart is rattling against my rib cage with excitement and anxiety

Spoopy castle

Aha another scene or at least location from the trailers!

Oof they’re both anxious too

Pretty gold veins

You were pruned before he even existed? What? No you weren’t? You were kidnapped but not pruned. You were only just pruned lmao.

If kang isn’t the baddy I’m gonna look like such an idiot

AGHH!

Good God that stopped my heart.

He who remains?

KANG?

I don’t trust you Miss Minutes

Man I wanna kill Thanos

Miss minutes I don’t trust you, TEMPTRESS!

If he could make it work, then why couldn’t he allow the timeline to break free normally then huh?

“We write our own destiny now.” Bite me Miss Minutes

Ren Slayer I hope you get chucked into space

How self aware is miss minutes exactly?

I’m actually surprised that Renslayer doesn’t know who it is

Miss minutes is so creepy what the freak

The music is so damn good

“Are we sure he’s even still alive?” Judging by the opening of the door, I’m assuming that yes.

Uhhh hi?

Is this kang?

Or Ryuk lmao

I’m hoping he’s more serious than this jokey seemingly unserious dude. I need some angst.

Is this Kang?

Cmon

So much for easy to kill I guess

Where’s doctor strange when you need him?

I bet classic!loki could kill him easily…

I miss alligator Loki and kid Loki…

Doctor strange sanctum vibes

Hey heart, can you stop beating in my chest? You’re gonna kill me

HAHAHAHAHA YESSSS MOBIUS

Kill her please. I won’t be sad. Do it.

You’re not sorry. Shut up.

HAHAHAHA YEA BOIIIIIII

Ohio? Oh gosh is this a school?

RENSLAYER???

Hahaha she’s just a principal

HAHAHA BREAK THEIR MINDS

Don’t you dare insult my Loki. Love you Sylvie, but she’s nothing compared to Loki in my mind and never will be.

This music is gonna give me a heart attack

Help

Oh so this has happened before?

Wannabe God…

My BPM has got to be like 100

Paved the road? Soooo are you a Loki or???

Who are you? Please be kang or else I’m gonna friggin have to eat a rock like I promised.

This dude is literally a Fan Fiction writer oml

Sylvie? Please trust Loki. Don’t betray him.

Yea yea Renslayer I know that it’s crazy your whole life is a lie but you’re an idiot.

You’re a variant too you dumb dumb.

Yea you betrayed him. You betrayed the timeline.

Where the hell are you going?

PRUNE HER

DO IT

OH COME ON

PRUNE HER FOR CRIPES SAKE

Ughhhhhhh cmon Mobius…

In search of free will? What? Then WHY NOT TAKE MOBIUS WITH YOU

Dang that was disappointing Mobius got knocked down that easily…

Oh my gosh Tom Hiddleston’s voice is rumbling in my headphones good God

Kang?

KANG THE CONQUEROR?

PLEASE

GIVE ME AFFIRMATION

Oof even he has variants

Dude loves Apples more than Ryuk

But he also sat on the chair like L

Is he like a celestial? Related to one?

Hush you wannabe Saint

Alioth?

Okay but HOW did you harness its power. What’s your technology then? You can’t just say that and not explain how.

Is he drunk?

Okay L

He’s like L, Light Yagami, and Ryuk all in one.

Your variants? Then who are you?

GAMBIT LIKE FROM THE X MEN UNIVERSE? I’m kidding… sigh…

Okay mandalorian

My heart is still beating fast why

If I don’t make another appearance again, know I died of a heart attack

Why would he give up control huh?

Is he a Loki?

“I’m older.” Dude you look like you’re 30 tops. What’s your secret? How are you immortal if you’re only man? Or are you not a midgardian?

Both sitting with swords.

Multiversal war heh? DOCTOR STRANGEEEEE THEYRE AT IT AGAIN

He’s kinda calling her out a lil lmao

Both of them

HEART CAN YOU CALM DOWN?? I TOOK MY PILLS! WHY YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME A PANIC ATTACK.

Hello? Something happening you didn’t expect?

Threshold?

Of what?

This dude is a good actor. He’s playing the demented, crazed, power man well.

What’s the third option? There can’t only be two.

My heart is friggin dumb. Can you not??? I’m legitimately annoyed by how hard and fast it’s beating.

What’s that in your hand buddy?

Bud?

What, is it an honesty detector or something?

You can really tell this guy is tired of life and everything

Aaaaand they’re fighting

Girls girls, you’re both pretty. Can I go home now?

Oh no…

Sylvie, no, stop it.

SYLVIE!!! Trust Loki!

Cmon there has to be a third option

Sylvie DAMMIT

TRUST HIM

Protagonists fight before the climax cliche *ding!*

GET OUT OF MY HEAD CINEMASINS

Dammit now she knows magic too

HE DOESN’T WANT THE THRONE YOU DUMB DUMB

“I don’t want to hurt you. I don’t want a throne. I just want… I just want you to be okay.”

OH?

HELLO?

It’s the onceler fandom all over again

Kiss and betrayal

COME ON MAN

Loki can’t catch a break. He just gets betrayed again and again.

How did she know how to use that.

Oop. Rip.

“See you soon.”

Sylvie, you messed up.

Now what?

Poor doctor strange. Dudes gonna have his hands full lmao.

Tom Hiddleston BETTER be in Dr. Strange Multiverse of Madness

My chest is actually moving from how hard my heart is beating what the heck

Poor Loki

All he knows is pain and hurt. And whenever he thinks he’s getting love, love, like a dagger, hurts him.

CMON TOM DONT MAKE ME CRY WITH YOUR STELLAR ACTING

How is this going to end????

WHAT

Mobius???

WHY DID MOBIUS FORGET HIM

NEW STATUE? IS IT TOO LATE?

WHAT

THATS THE END????

WHAT?

BUT

WHAT???

WHAT

HOW

WHY

WHAT THE HELL?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN CREDITS??????????

Funky music but…

WHAT

WHAT IS HAPPENING

WHY DID MOBIUS FORGET LOKI

WHY DID THE TIME KEEPERS STATUE GET REPLACED?

END CREDIT SCENE?

SEASON 2 CONFIRMED OKAY SO

AGHHHHHHHHHH!

I—WHAT?

BUT

WHEN IS SEASON 2???

HOW LONG WILL I HAVE TO WAIT?

WAS THAT KANG OR DO I HAVE TO EAT A ROCK?

WILL SEASON TWO FOLLOW DIRECTLY AFTER SEASON ONE OR IS THIS LEADING UP TO THE DR STRANGE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS AND WILL SEASON TWO FOLLOW THAT?

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MY HEART

SYLVIE WHY

YOU TRAITOR

BUT AT LEAST IT WASN’T A BETRAYAL IN THE WAY I FEARED IT WOULD BE

BUT STILL

I AM LOOKING AT THE CREDITS IN THE OTHER LANGUAGES TO SEE IF THEY REFER TO HE WHO REMAINS AS KANG

I DON’T WANT TO EAT A ROCK

MY BRAIN IS MELTING

MY HEART IS… AGHHHHHHHHHHH

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queen-of-the--ashes · 5 years

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s8e5 thoughts

@varys snitches get stitchesssssss fuck you!

Jon doesn't look surprised at all that varys knows, he's just like yep, that didn't take long

His loyalty is inspiring but makes me think he's gonna die lol

omg she looks so fucked up my poor baby

Don't blame Tyrion wut

They really are gonna go mad Dany today huh fuck this show

Cute that Tyrion is trying to protect varys tho

Reward for whoever murders varys lmao

I feel bad for this poor stupid idiot but WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT

he's tyrions best friend tho which is sad

I hope you're wrong too my guy but even if you're not I will still stan one (1) mad queen

Ooooooh drogon coming out the dark was sick as hell

That very soft 'dracarys' was lethal and terrifying yikes

Protect her grey worm! You are all she has anymore 😢

She's so sad kill me

Took you long enough to say I love you back you fucking dumbass

Kiss her you coward

Jon you're the absolute worst omg

Dany should have stayed in mereen with the ugly guy ugh

Fuck westeros lol

Fuck so they have Jaime prisoner...?

If this show doesn't have a happy ending I'm gonna cry myself to death

Davos beat some sense into someone. Anyone. I'm begging you.

Lannister brother's saving each other once again ♥️♥️

Tyrions really not even going to ask him to kill her lmao

Tyrion is def gonna die

I want Jaime and Tyrion to run away and open a tavern together or something. Those poor fucking bastards

At least they waited til daybreak for this battle

They could have st least dressed like peasants lol

I like the golden company's shields. Very metal

Arya hasn't been in Kings landing since they killed ned shit

Lmao Jaime didn't get in, suckerrrrrr

Fuck them up Dany let's goooooooooo

All the scorpion guys yelling Fire! Yeah, man, fucking FIRE 😂😂😂

Fucking iconic

The HORSE!!!!! NO!!!

Kick some ass Greyworm!!!!

These golden company bros suuuuuuuck not worth the money Cersei

Is Cersei showing a lil bit now?????!

The Red Keep has never fallen...? Except when tywin and ned stormed it after Jaime killed aerys? lol

Jon fighting to get to the front of the lines like move, main characters coming through bitch!

Weakest battle ever tbh

Cersei doesn't deserve Dragonfire Dany!!!!!

Oh honey

Dany wasn't done yet and neither was Greyworm lmao

If Jon kills grey worm I'll be pissed

She's not even burning the red keep like

Ughhhhhhh Daenarys babe you deserved better than this

Huh, so I guess Jaime gets to kill euron haha

Break the wheel Dany ♥️ tear down their stone houses

No!!!! JAIME¡!!!!!!!!!!!?!!¡!!!

I love Qyburn tbh I hope he lives (he won't but I hope)

Oh fuck the wildfire going off now too

Cut his head off Jaime yesssssssss

Even with his dying breath euron greyjoy is fucking annoying

Oh no the cool map is gonna get destroyed

It's all I care about, he says, as he cares about Arya loudly.

Has anyone ever called him sandor before

:'(((((

Leak said a roof collapsed of Cersei, there we go huh

Aw fuck, there goes qyburn, damn

How's it feel to be all alone Cersei you bitch

Now Arya and Jaime fight over who gets to kill cersei

Stab her Jaime STAB HER

Jaime whaaaaaaaaat are you doingggggggg

Fuck yeah sandor ruin him

Hard to kill a fuckin zombie though huh

Arya baby you should have stayed home

If drogon kills Arya I'm deleting the whole internet

I knew that woman would come back lol. People stay saving aryas life don't they

Why is it taking so long for the mountain to kill him lmao he crushed people head lol potato chips ffs

Fucking dieeeeeeeee 😂 gold

What a gross ending to clegane bowl honestly

And now wildfire kills everyone

Jon and davos look sad as hell

Why haven't we seen a shot of Dany since she started attacking, lame.

Im so sick and tired of this episode already

Arya is going to dieeeeeeee

Hey Jaime I was rooting for to we were all rooting for you why would you do this

I hope another roof collapsed on you you weak fucks

Brienne should have chosen Tormund

You should have thought about that shit before Cersei you dumb bitch. You made this happen

Jaime why

I'm not even mad Jaime I'm just disappointed in you

Idk how hbo thinks they're going to make money off a spin-off when they've let literally everyone down this hard in just 2-3 episodes and ruined the whole show

#game of thrones #got spoilers #game of thrones spoilers

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