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wife-of-all-dilfs · 5 months
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STOP IT RN IM ACTUALLY LIENGOE FI OG RIBDIDBJSNRH BRO I JUST COMBUSTED NO COZ LOOK ST THIS FINE FUCKING GOD OF A MAN
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ya-what--ya-erster · 4 months
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If I have good grades, How to Dance in Ohio is in my reach. I could be on my way to New York soon if I get A's and B's before it closes. I'm coming I promise I'm doing everything I can to come.
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librideluna · 11 months
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I GOT SELECTED OH MY GODDDDD, ONE STEP CLOSER TO TAYLOR SWIFT
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fizzytoo · 1 year
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tumblr corporate please lock your doors
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honey-leemon · 8 months
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I'm 188cm and not ticklish, so even in those heels you can't intimidate me! 😁
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how about now
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OK OK BRING LIKE A MEDKIT OR SOEMTHING PLEASE HURRY I THINK THEYRE CHOKING ON SOMETHING -COLE
FUCK OKAY. IF IT WONT CAUSE HARM, PUT THEM IN THE RECOVERY POSITION.
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bea-lele-carmen · 1 year
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fallenbeatle · 2 years
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Oh d wr god oh my lord I love him oh my his lipbite oh my oh oh I'm literally shaking at the thiught of him I LOVE YOU SAUL GOODMAN I WILL BE YOUR MALE-WIFE
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yearofthefishes · 2 years
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i want to appropriate slavic native faith in the most homosexual transsexual anti-racist pro black pro brown way possible and really grind my heels into it and not let go
why is something that could be so cool so nasty and backwards
how does homophobia and white supremacy make sense for preserving culture
it's the static landscapes and belief in individualism and isolation as supreme above all huh
embarassing
slavic native faith could be cool as FUCK
lets do that
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juicyparsons · 1 year
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I certainly will be taking myself on a date to see Hadestown 💗🖤
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lovedazai · 2 years
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IM GOING TO BITE JOUNOS CHEEKS
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plasma-pop · 1 year
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solving sticker paralysis by buying more stickers
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givemegifs · 2 years
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butchfalin · 6 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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mybreadsmybutters · 4 months
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when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance
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captainsaltypear · 4 months
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IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR
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