#im crowley kin

[hikarry]

So, as someone that has been trying to take their drivers license for months now but is too gay and stupid to do so, I believe I have the knowledge to judge if Crowley is actually a good driver or not

First off, contrary to Aziraphale whom took driving classes like the good angel he is, I solemnly believe Crowley not once in his life looked at the rule book or met with a driving instructor. After the debacle in St. James Park because of the Holy Water and taking a long ass nap, one day he woke up, saw a Bentley, desired it, bought it and winged it

For the first few years winging it was enough cause the rules weren't so strict. That's why he is so chaotic driving. He learned by doing with no formal instruction

Sure, now he is somewhat "good" cause it has been a century or so since he started faking it till he made it and, let's say, he has very good reflexes to drive around other cars and pedestrians. But ask yourselves how much of the actual "good" driving is made by the Bentley herself

We know she's sentient. She can easily drive herself. Bet Crowley has avoided being discorporated multiple times while on the wheel because the Bentley took charge without him noticing and saved his ass, especially in the early days when he was still learning the ropes. And yes, she needed to be subtle about it or Crowley would be hella offended

So, no. In my superior and knowledgeable opinion, technically Crowley isn't a good driver, the Bentley is. Crowley is good at pretending he's good

(And, yes, technically speaking Aziraphale is a better driver than he is)

#this is not be finding an excuse to why i kin crowley and yet im shit at driving #not at all #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #david tennant #michael sheen #anthony j crowley #the bentley

[p4nishers]

breakup was so traumatic it made him actually become what people thought he was in the first place

#is this about crowley or ed ?? hmm #both bc i kin them and i went thru a friend breakup recently and lemme tell u ive been the biggest fucking bitch known to man irl #good omens #good omens s2 #crowley #azicrow #aziraphale #ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #gentlebeard #I KNOW i just said i want crowley to become her kindest self but unfortunately its just not gonna happen if im being realistic so

[etherealkins]

[ canoncall. ]

hi, i’m grian, and i’m looking for anyone with /qp or /r memories with me from the life series or hermitcraft ( s6-s10 )! we’re bodily 18, so i’d prefer if people 17+ interacted. anyone under these ages are still free to interact, just without the /qp or /r memories. i’m very open to making new friends and meeting people from source! you can follow our main blog ( @bladesofelysium ) but it would be better to follow the system blog instead ( @touchthesta4rs ) !

i wish you luck, grian.

#🌌 - canon calls #🐍 snake slithers - mod crowley #im so sorry im unsure if i should use system tags or kin tags #hermitcraft #life series #life series smp #life smp #hermitcraft grian #grian hermitcraft #life series grian #grian life series #canon call #canon calls

[crowzirawho]

crowley kinnies' daily plan

wake up

get dressed in all black clothes

stumble at your own words

get hit with the feeling that you are fundamentally unlovable and that nothing you do will ever be good enough

drink

go to sleep

#it's me i am crowley kinnies #i am coping #no im not #crowley #good omens #crowley kin #kinda vent #its like two lines idk if it counts #im trying to make it relatable

[brungeons-and-bragons]

Please someone else see the vision and tell me I’m not insane

Had to add that legally in there due to Harrow and Gideon being kinda sorta spiritually married, don’t ask me what legal marriage is for the Ineffable Husbands

#and i am all of them #kin list lookin mighty predictable #im chillin I’m fine *bites the wall* #Good omens #Good omens 2 #go2 #go2 spoilers #Good omens 2 spoilers #anthony crowley #crowley #crowley good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #go 2x06 #the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth #gtn #ntn #nona the ninth #griddlehark #Gideon nav #kiriona gaia #tlt spoilers #dc #Superboy #Kon el #Conner Kent #timkon

[katmiscellanious]

No, because you guys don’t understand. The amount of people I’ve seen saying things like “Imagine your @ssh0le bosses getting their happy ending after 4 years while your still struggling with your relationship after 6000 years!!”

THATS THE POINT GUYS!!! THATS THE POINT!!! YOU DONT GET IT CAUSE THATS THE POINT!!!

(I’m so not okay about this, I’m fine)

The point of Gabriel and Beezlebub’s relationship is that it ALWAYS could have been that easy. I’m convinced it was Neil’s way of showing us that Aziraphale and Crowley aren’t together, not because of heaven and hell, but because of their own psyche’s. Nina and Maggie told us this! They said, “you guys have talked sure, but you’ve never really talked.”

I’m also thinking of a post I saw but probs won’t be able to find, but Crowley and Aziraphale never talked, because they thought they were on the same page. They thought they knew each other after 6000 years. But no matter how long you’ve known someone, you never really know someone until you’ve talked to them. Hell, I have a friend like this. I’ve known her my entire life, and it took me til our 20s to realize that I didn’t know her, that i didn’t know what was going on in her life or in her mind. Beezlebub and Gabriel did what Crowley and Aziraphale NEVER did, which was talk!!!!

And also, they got what Crowley wanted. CROWLEY wants to run away with Aziraphale. And he always thought it was the system stopping them. That once they were out from underneath heaven and hells thumb, that they’d be free. But as we found out, Aziraphale is never going to leave behind a broken system. Especially if he thinks he can fix it.

There’s also something to be said that Gabriel. The supreme archangel who has never had to answer to anyone or prove anything to anyone found it easy to leave behind the bad system. It’s so easy for those in power and with privilege to move and traverse a system that caters to them. Because the real privilege isn’t money or respect, it’s wiggle room. It’s the ability choose and to be chosen and to go anywhere or believe you can do anything you want. Rich kids choose to study their passions in college. Rich people have the option to donate and be vegan and healthy and make better decisions because they can afford it.

Gabriel and Beezelbub don’t have an authority to answer too. Gabriel isn’t even scared by the idea of being demoted or sent to hell. He doesn’t know to be scared of those things. If they want to run away together, all they need to do is fill their former positions and then fuck off to whatever star system they like best. They don’t have any attachment to earth either.

Aziraphale and Crowley don’t have that background. Crowley is a message of outcasts. Of those who would opt out of the system given the choice, but can’t because of the threat to those he loves. The earth and Aziraphale. And as much as he hates the system, he won’t leave either one behind. Meanwhile Aziraphale is about those dissolution by the system, but still believe in them. Those who believe that you can fix it if ONLY you could just get inside. Aziraphale loves the earth and loves Crowley, and he wants them to be safe and happy.

See the thing is, both are willing to give up the earth for the other. Crowley would run away and leave the earth to be destroyed if it meant keeping them both out of the impending war. And Aziraphale would leave his bookshop and go back to heaven if it means crowley will be there with him. And the thing is, neither is asking the other to do this. I think as soon as they realize they don’t have to do either to be together. That they could be together on earth and still be happy, they’ll realize they could have just been happy this whole time.

Anyways this was my rant. Is a build up of all the stuff I’ve read about good omens 2. I have a lot of feelings about it, though I feel like I’m a lot less devastated by the end than some. I think it’s just cause I know that this isn’t the end of their story. And when season 3 rolls around they’ll be stronger than every (also, I’ve been through this before with Wayward Son (Simon snow book 2) and with Out Flag Means Death (I can’t believe we got OFMD’d again. Neil watched that show and went “huh, good idea”)

#good omens spoilers #good omens #good omens season two #I’m an Aziraphale apologist #cause I feel like #even though I disagree with him #he has a reasoning behind what he’s doing #I feel like most are just seeing the break up from crowleys perspective #Aziraphale was only interested in it when Crowley got to be an Angel again #and I still think he thinks that #that he can make heaven a place Crowley will want to live #also #im an Aziraphale kin #it hurts so bad to see him make bad decisions #and the thing is I get it too #sometimes I think I could fix the system if I had the power too #but I can’t can I?

[sadberrystuff]

me, curled up in a cozy spot playing classical music with a nice book and a sweet treat: "you know, I'm such a crowley kin"

#the closet is glass im afraid #unfortunately i am a book moth and food enjoyer and curvy gay boy with cute dapper little outfits #and everyone automatically knows im gay when they meet me #go #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable spouses #kinning #gomens posting

[robertdownerjunior]

being a crowley kinnie HURTS because it's believing you're unlovable and having the world constantly proving you right.

#did this get too personal? idk you guys dont know who i am it doesnt matter #ajdfjhfdjhfdf im sad #crowley #anthony j crowley #crowley good omens #crowley kin #i have seen the best of queue and the worst of queue and i choose both #virgil shut up challenge #crowley angst

[goofymapache]

I need to look like Crowley right now or I’ll go insane

#good omens #good omens 2 #Crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale #im not even attracted to him #he’s just how I wish I looked #Aziraphale is the one that makes me crazy #yeah I kin Crowley #Crowley is me if I was tall and cooler

[ritz-writes]

i love seeing ppl being like "mann my expectations are too high now since ive started reading ineffable husbands fics. i want what aziraphale and crowley have"

and im sitting here cackling

cuz I DO HAVE IT

its literally just @skittlescripts and me and i love it

sorry to every one else but. im living the dream 😌

#good omens #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #i love skittle so much #and they r kin with crowley too #and im kin with aziraphale #its literally us on screen its insane #WHICH IS WHY IM SO INSANE ABOUT THE SHOW #its hitting too close to home omg #anyway i love me fiance okay bye

[icelandicapricot]

What’s my favourite smut tag? Body worship? Is it because of the deep longing for someone to love me as I’ve loved and to have somebody love all the parts of me that I’ve never been able to love because I’ve never found myself appealing let alone desirable and to have a person tell me I am as beautiful as they see me? Does this make me want to break into tears and cry? Definitely not.

#ao3 tags #body worship #haha im so funny #crowley kin #this is the second post I’ve made of this #my self esteem is crippling #can’t you tell lmao

[punk-aziraphale]

Y'all are gonna clown on Crowley's fashion choices again and I'm still gonna be over here, galaxy brained, knowing that actually he looks fucking gorgeous in everything he ever wears.

#im right and yall just cant handle how fucking good Crowley looks at all times #am I Aziraphale kin and a simp for Crowley? yes #but im also right

[etherealkins]

( X / X / X ) ( X / 🐍 / X ) ( X / X / X )

westbrook w. sleet (lego city adventures) with themes of birds/birdwatching and dust particles in sunlight.

requested by: anon | made by: crowley

#🌌 - stimboard #🐍 snake slithers - mod crowley #kin #fictkin #fictionkin #bird watching stim #bird watching #westbrook w sleet #westbrook lego city adventures #lego city adventures #american goldfinch #bird #dust in sunlight #im sorry for the deep fried gifs i just cannot #it was such a STRUGGLE to get them to work #fictionkin community #fictionkin stimboard

[crowleyjj]

um aziraphale is. ummm. he's a great buddy. yep. and well. i love his smile. his laugh. his curly little hair. his little happy mannerisms. the way his voice raises when he protests. the way he...indulges. wow. he is. he's a cool friend, eh?

#good omens fictive #crowley fictive #good omens kin #crowley kin #me when im normal

[error707-thatdude]

Top 5 series protagonists??

OH I like this question 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

1. Stede Bonnet = awhile back I saw Our Flag Means Death and fell in LOVE, super excited for the next season 🥳

2. Wei Wuxian = obsessed with this man, specifically cql version bc that's the first version I saw therefore I'm a little biased<3 I should probably drag my bff into watching it with me

3. Yuuri Katsuki = possibly one of my first kins,, GOSH do I love this guy and this anime (THE MOVIE RECENTLY HAD A TRAILER loosing my mind)

4. Tanjiro Kamado = WAAHH I love him, so much, he is my special little lad taking him and the other kids to Disney for a fun break

5. Lucy Heartfilia = sheeeee is the light of my life<3 I followed this manga religiously as it was being released and while I'm not as into it as I used to be she still holds a special place in my heart

#yuuri katsuki and I have three things in common #crippling anxiety madly in love with viktor nikiforov and glasses #i also kinda kin tanjiro cuz big sibs #i ALMOST put azira and crowley on here cuz of my good omens phase but decided against it #bc t e c h n i c a l l y theyd be on the same spot ans then its more then 5 #lucy is SUCH a cool character and im kinda sad lots of people think Natsu is the protag #like some of the coolest most gut wrenching moments of the manga i remember all center her #bee buzzes #friend ask #ned ask

[tessell]

stares at you with my big ol eyes

#tessell talks #idk what to say but id like to put me out here #as a #crowley kin #good omens kin #crowley fictive #im going crazaeaeae bcs we finished the season recently and #well idk how it happenened but Im Crowley and Im Here #im just enjoying myself rn loving my creature comforts! and im NOT depressed about any angels