#in canon the two have never met

[valkyrie-of-the-rising-sun]

the two cresselias of the chroniclerverse :3

#so context #the cresselia on the left is my deso oc iseult's bond partner. her name's vega #vega used to be the caretaker of the dragon clan after the main branch fled to the world outside #so she's in a way formerly hauyne's guardian after she was orphaned but never showed herself once #as she has long since lost the ability to transform back and forth from human to cresselia and vice versa #she's permanently stuck as a cresselia now #the one on the right (if the flower hadn't gave it away already) #is crescent in her full morph cresselia form #there are several canon rejuv characters who are aura wielders in the chroniclerverse. and crescent is one of them #she's also one of the rarer kinds of aura wielders who can take on a pokemon form #in canon the two have never met #but i'd imagine vega would be pretty happy to meet another cresselia aura wielder even if crescent wouldn't feel the same lol #valkyrie draws some things #chroniclerverse

[arsenicflame]

i think the thing for me about edizzy is the potential of it all- we know they have history together, but we don't know what it is, how long it went on for, what it meant for them. there's endless possibilities there to explore, and any of them could be real! or not! but theres so much to explore with them and its so fun to imagine all the what-if's and could-have-beens of their relationship

#like yes!!! i love stizzy and steddyhands and rizzy and ouizzy and ALL the izzy ships! #but it always comes back to edizzy for me simply because of the ties that bind them #we see all the other relationships grow in canon and build off of that #but we KNOW theres more to edizzy that we simply dont know about and imagining all their possible pasts is so interesting to me #how did we get to where we are now? where can we go in the future? what underlies their relationship that we simply dont know? #were they married? unrequited love? mutual pining? never considered it until it was too late? divorced a dozen times over? #have they known each other since they were kids? did they meet on Hornigold's ship? did they meet after ed became blackbeard? #does izzy have a navy past? is that how they met? a brothel? the streets? a prison? a bar? #they could literally be anything! #maybe theyve only known each other two years! maybe its twenty! #we literally do not know and the possibilities are there and it CONSUMES me #i cant settle on one favourite reality for them because i just have so much fun messing around with all the different options #what will they be this week? #nyxtalks #ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #israel hands #edward teach #edizzy #blackhands #and im so sad canon didn't take any opportunities to explore it in s2 #like we got a few hints that they are Something; but not even a passing comment about who they really were to each other #nothing!! #im not a writer so i couldn't tell u how to do it well but. a passing comment! anything! #a moment explaining izzys loyalty to ed after everything; talking to lucius about complicated relationship and moving on; to ed face when #hes confessing or after his leg; to Ned or to Zheng or Ricky or Hornigold or anyone! anything! Ed to Fang in the boat!! #im just surprised that wasnt a path they at least tried to explore; given how much of s2 was focused around them to some degree

[zukkaoru]

[ID: three edits of Tsumiki Fushiguro and Kirara Hoshi from the Jujutsu Kaisen Manga. in the first, they are stand back to back with Kirara on the left and Tsumiki on the right. in the second, they both stand angled to the right with Kirara positioned slightly behind Tsumiki. in the third, they stand close beside each other with Tsumiki on the left and Kirara on the right. /End ID.]

i'm declaring myself captain of the ship

#they r like barbie dolls to me. jjk could be a soap opera if i bury myself deep enough in denial #yes i changed my header. i have a disease called shipping sapphics who have never met in canon. and it's terminal #tsumikirara #tsumiki fushiguro #kirara hoshi #jjk #i made the third one first bc i needed a playlist cover but i was having fun so i made two more <3 #not like anyone else is going to make content. it's me alone on my raft but i'm having a good time #also pretend this is actual tsumiki and not possessed tsumiki.. i didn't exactly have a lot of panel options for her #hello grace here

[sqlmn]

by the power of modern day AU, I am delighted to announce that Fulj can have a girlfriend ! I haven't named her yet but have a few in mind so ... soon (TM). She is the one that she loved in canon before the whole memory wipe and as you can see, penchant for black, black hair, brown eyes, and prone to weird statements. Perfect balance to Deacon's weird questions.

HOWEVER ! I mentioned the problem of Deacon still having facial blindness to someone and how there is no glow from the deities for him to identify them. And her solution is the funniest thing ever so I have to do it. He identifies people by smell. So when he is in the same room as Ymber and Oh when they first cross paths, he doesn't really think about it. But later when he sees Ymber alone and gets the same kinda scent, same cologne or something, he knows that's not the taller guy therefore that's his scent ! Perfect!

So... unfortunately.... Deacon really can't beat the weirdness allegations in AUs...... he's stuck like that. Fulj has referred to him as a guard dog in canon and now he's a tracking dog. RIP to him.

(and because Deacon gets my facial blindness I am giving Fulj's girlfriend ANOTHER trait of mine I wouldn't wish on anyone because it's also really funny. She can't smell. She can taste ! She just can't smell. So she loves talking to Deacon because he explains smells as foods for her to get the vibe across. Which are REALLY weird conversations no one else wants to hear.)

#the daily life of a deity sucks #modern deities and their weird lives #im gonna actually make that the tag #also The Girlfriends live together and so they have the same kinda scent to Deacon but even if he only has one around #he can pick them out which weirds Fulj out even more until hes like #but if I smell you and there is no greeting its you and if I do get a greeting its the other #and Fulj is just baffled that THATs the tell ... flipping greetings #also since Oh is just one person in the AU since they were never split to two #they are delighted by the funny scent tracking and is just SO happy to tell Deacon and Ymber #Hey Ym I need to borrow your boyfriend so he can pick out a nice cologne for me so he knows its me #and Ymber is like weird but okay whatever you want if hes ok with it #and Deacon is too ??? over being referred to as Ymbers boyfriend and not having it outright denied so he agrees in a daze #to go help pick out their cologne and just question his life at this point #because he cant not be weird he has to go above and beyond while explaining how a cherry smell tastes #and everyone except the girlfriend who hears it is just... kinda.... weirded out by how he describes things #while the gf is absolutely delighted to have such descriptions #Fulj is just ... i love you babe but hes so weird how do you do it #and everyone else except deacon is just whispering to each other about who has to break it to Fulj #that her gf and Deacon are basically the exact same levels of weird and no one wants to because she will get so defensive #the gf just wants to dress deacon up like a goth or emo and he doesnt really know how to interpret the interest in his clothing #and just they are so precious and never woulda met in canon even if Fulj didnt have her wiped from her memory #she was alive centuries ago

[beastwhimsy]

so anyway they're trans and sapphic

#tma #the magnus archives #helen richardson #helen distortion #the distortion #the spiral #the spiral tma #nikola orsinov #the ringmaster tma #the stranger tma #wanted to draw her with hair but I'm a bald nikola truther and I couldn't do it #the magnus archives fanart #magpod #the magnus pod #tma fanart #tma spoilers #I KNOW THEY NEVER MET IN CANON BUT THE AVATARS ALL SEEM TO KNOW EACH OTHER #AND THESE TWO WOULD HAVE GREAT CHEMISTRY. #nikola is trans because she was originally a male clown called joseph grimaldi before becoming nikola who uses she/it #and helen is trans because after becoming the distortion it kind of eats your gender as seen with micheal but helen chooses to use she/her #instead of it/its #eyestrain tw #cause helen's hair

[wildgeese98]

Still thinking about Needles and Bonzo btw

They're perfect for eachother because Bonzo's skin? hide? foam? Is too thick for Needles's needles to stab properly and Needles is too pokey for Bonzo to eat. So since they can't kill eachother they just hang out instead. They do still try to kill eachother from time to time, when they get bored.

#they met at work #if needles isnt an oiar external or about to be ill eat my hat #nigel hates that needles is always hanging around the house #im not sorry #bondles #tmagp #tmagp needles #needles tmagp #mr. bonzo #the magnus protocol #tmagp fanart #this isn't a crack ship to me im having real human emotions about two horrifying monsters #who have never and probably will never meet in canon

[butchdykekondraki]

mark kiryu and kondraki

#[ren] #i <3 posting about two guys who have never even met in canon

[crystalleoi]

5C

#inanimate insanity #ii mephone5 #ii mephone5c #my art #listen man. these two (+ 5S) are like inherently connected in my mind. even though they've never met canonically #created by a man who does not truly care about them or their well-being and only values them bc they are still new and useful to him #& died trying to kill their predecessor. but their efforts wouldn't have mattered anyway because they would've been replaced in like a year #did they know they would be replaced? did they just have to live with the knowledge that they would one day no longer matter to cobs? #these tags r only tangentially related to the artwork. i'm losing it i fear #anyway a headcanon that's actually kinda related to this art: #i imagine that cobs gave more preferential treatment to 5S because he had more advanced tech nd stuff #and 5C developed like a weird relationship w her self-esteem where she (like the other mephones) kind of has an inflated ego #she readily compliments herself (literally called herself “the most colorful beauty in existence”) #(partially bc she's kinda compensating for not getting as much praise from cobs as 5S) #(i also think she tends to seek validation from others (e.g. “i'm made of plastic. neat huh?”) because of that) #but she doesn't talk up how advanced her tech is because it's from Last Year #you don't understand how long this headcanon has been microwaving in my mind. it's been YEARS. i've never unleashed it until now #it's probably stupid but WHATEVER MAN. i'll overanalyze these phones as much as i want #this is what happens when your favorite characters show up in like 1 episode and die. you go insane

[detectivebambam]

Jeanee I love you 😔

I see you 😔

I'm so sorry for what they do to you 😔

you'll always be my fav baby 😔😔😔

#I'm not going to apologize #jean x renee #have the best dynamic #jeanee #renee walker #jean moreau #aftg #all for the game #the sunshine court #nora sakavic #tsc give me renee i beg #i kinda get annoyed tbh when people ship two men that have never met #and ignore the canon or semi canon straight ship #especially when they hate on the woman #don't get me wrong #i like jerejean #i think it's cute #but idk I don't see it as much as jeanee #I'll be happy either way

[viatrixtravels-a]

@ask-xiao-official

// Real life footage of Xiao & Alhaitham

#;; the admin speaks #// I love how these two have never even met in canon #// nor do I see them meeting any time soon #// but Xiao sees him as his archenemy lol

[alexoreality]

You might not have to hear this but some one piece ships literally don't make sense that it gives me the ick 🥲 (some ships i just respect and leave alone, i'll color them in blue.) (And the ones that give me severe trust issues is purple)

AceSan - ...okay... The smirk...? What else...? Trauma bonding?? What...? I mean, its cute, i can leave the ship alone and its fans. I think this ship stemmed from the way Ace was drawn looking at Sanji *my boy was greasy* Y'all are horny though.- (sorry. But they'll get along so well with supporting and stuff- TRAUMA. MY GUY. I KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT 😭

HanLu - thats a grown ass woman.

LawLu - and thats a grown ass man. (But Luffy's 19- AGE GAP???)

ZoSan - i'm sorry HUH. The two men that insult each other 24/7 were being shipped??? HUH. (But they respect each other- I KNOW THAT??? BUT GODDAMN THE FICS DON'T GET THEIR CHARACTER RIGHT 😭 ZoSan is a well-liked ship, but don't consider them canon and that they'll kiss after Zoro defeats Mihawk)

ZoBin - THAT IS HIS MOTHER FIGURE.

SaboSan - ...They never met 😶... and what if they do? Trauma bonding again?... Y'all I'm sorry but huh- how. Legitimately I'M SPEAKING RATIONALLY, HOW THE FUCK WOULD TWO PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE??? THAT WAY???

UGH ITS JUST A 2D CHARACTER!!

Well DAMN YOU WEREN'T TREATING THEM LIKE THAT WHEN I WAS DISSING THEM??

#coming from a aroace so... y'all might think my opinion doesn't matter #my friends don't usually talk about their love lives in front of me cuz of it #but i've shown support and interest in them #i am the coach. not the player #zosan is really popular cuz they look hot with each other #i won't use their tags cuz i'm scared of getting comments #acesan i'll have a respect for since they do seem to have a chance to hit it off #also Sanji would've fucking kicked him if he tried 😐 #I once liked LawLu but i saw the red flags of the ship in general #age gap and all that also Law is stressed 24/7 with Luffy what #HanLu is just Hancock's reaction to a person treating her like a person. #and some people arr delulu enough to believe they'll be canon #SABOSAN. THAT SHIT EXISTS. Its funny that ASL is shipped with sanji and its Luffy having none of it bUT PEOPLE take is SERIOUSLY #i'm suffering what the hell #guys make the ship make sense #what?? the two of them look hot? #you think Franky isn't hot??? #SABO NEVER MET SANJI AND SANJI LITERALLY ONLH HEARS OF SABO FROM THE OTHERS #“its an au” well okay i won't argue there since ITS AN AU.

[mrcowboydeanwinchester]

they were in love here <- two girls who have never met on screen

#so is the way of sapphicnatural #but sapphic ships with two girls who have never met in canon can intact be so important #sapphicnatural #ola.txt

[carewyncromwell]

Carewyn felt like her heart was being squeezed. “Orion…”

She shifted forward and almost made to get off the bed, but Orion quickly knotted the bandage on her hand and clutched it between both of his. He raised his head to look her in the eye.

“I can’t act like I knew, or even thought seriously, that our stars would align again…but even with that…I’d imagined a life much better than this for you.”

Carewyn’s eyes grew a little smaller upon his face.

“…You thought of me?”

Something flickered at the back of Orion’s eyes – was it uncertainty? His gaze flitted back down to their hands.

“…Yes,” he murmured. “Not…constantly, but…the memory of your voice was very soothing, on the most restless nights at sea.”

Carewyn stared down at Orion. The faint shyness in his expression, for the first time, made him suddenly look just like that boy again – the bruised, scared, trembling boy she’d tended to and sang to sleep…

“I suppose…that was what I’d imagined, mostly,” said Orion, his voice lower than ever as he looked up at her again. “That you’d have married a man who you’d look after and sing for.”

~POTC AU, Part 2: A Maid in Bedlam

 x~x~x~x

Ahhh, my kids!! My pirate kids!! 🥹

Ahem. Yes, a while back, I did the top sketch as a “redo” of the original drawing from the section cited above, back in April...and I figured I’d not only color that sketch, but redo the other part of that original doodle, likewise in color! How much progress can happen over the course of two and a half years!

I actually am working on a little prelude fic focused around that fateful first meeting of Carewyn and Orion’s during the POTC AU, which I’m hoping to have finished before the end of next week. It’s been really nice to revisit this AU again after so long, since even if I’ve become more thorough with the AU’s I’ve written since, I have such a soft spot for both the time period and the roles my kids play in the plot. ^.^ I mean, come on, Orion was practically born to play witty (Captain!) Jack. 💚

Look alive, mateys! Have a magical day! xoxo

#potc au #my art #carewyn cromwell #orion amari #art #hphm #hogwarts mystery #you may or may not have noticed that adult!orion wears the two colors that he saw his childhood sweetheart wear when they met <3 #her green dress -> his bandana and her red ribbon -> his red sash #even the covers on the bed are the same color as the blanket she covered him with even if it's much better quality #and he tries to act like he never held a torch *smirk* #as orion references later on in the fic carewyn's worn red ribbons in her hair since she was a child! #(a reference to her classic red scrunchie in her canon) #side note as well is it any wonder why a lot of ladies were charmed by 'captain carey weasley'? #she makes for a pretty good 'bishie' type XDD

[gregmarriage]

succ/brba crossover, where jesse and greg meet because greg goes to score drugs for kendall. then, he starts going to score pot for himself, bc jesse is nicer than a lot of other dealers, even if greg thinks he’s weird, and vice versa, but also, he’s a relaxing change of pace from the roys, and feels more akin to his old life, when he wants to go outside of himself and all the stress of his job and current life. he never has any idea what jesse gets up to, and neither does jesse of greg. one day, jesse disappears… and greg has to find a new dealer, and starts to forget about the weird fucking guy he used to smoke pot with sometimes.

#they also fuck nasty #yeah yeah the timelines and geography don’t match up #stop ruining my beautiful world <3 #could also be greg spends some time in new mexico pre canon and he met jesse then #and one day he tells tom about a guy who used to deal him pot and they were sort of friends until he disappeared #could also be slightly pre brba canon or at least early into the canon #greg would have been about 17/18 in 2008 right? #if he’s supposed to be between 27 and 30 #i always lean more towards 27 but if succ passes at least 2 years then he’s closer to 30 then #do i have to write this now? #is succ even set in 2018? bc it never really says and you can kinda twist shit bc the timeline makes no fucking sense so i can honestly say #anything and it’s not necessarily false #either way tho #it’s only a silly crossover and we can pretend and ignore if things aren’t correct <3 #also they both have it in common that they have 4 and 5 seasons respectively but only take place over the span of two years like #that’s crazy #jesse in s1 is the same age i am now #well he turns 25 in and amongst the pilot and i’m not yet 25 but same thing #and is barely 26 at the end of the show #he’s so young!! #which kinda makes everything worse #bc obviously the thing about jesse is he may be a grown man but he’s also secretly soft and childish in his ways #and 26 isn’t old in any way #like he’s a child in my eyes #i always think he’s younger #like 19/20 #he tells walt high school was a long time ago but i would also say that even if i’d just got out of high school imaoooo #anyways he and greg are both my baby boys is the point of this post imaooooo #gwen rambles #gwenposting

[junonreactor]

hm

#one of the other things that annoys me about soulmate stories and not-canon-rooted aus in general is the way so many of them discount the #idea that two people can be perfect for each other at one point in their lives but an extremely bad match at another point. #sometimes you grow into people who would be good for each other and sometimes you grow apart #and i think it's an important part of understanding a character to understand how they got from point A to point B and what makes up a #'core' of their character and how they've changed as a result. i refuse to believe that you all Want to believe that people are static #'souls' from birth to the grave. #''if these two characters had just met earlier they would have been the perfect team and half the plot would never have happened'' #if those two characters had met as teens/younger adults they would have torn each other to pieces because they lacked the perspective given #to them by the life experiences they had as individuals. #''if only this person had confessed their feelings at this point in the plot everything would be fixed'' #the reason they did not do that is because of who they are as a character and this experience and regret is what pushes them to #pursue a relationship more earnestly later in the plot #''these two would have been best friends as kids!'' #again if you read the portions where they were respectively children you can imagine that actually they would have publicly #uninvited the other one from their 'bff only' birthday parties #'these two characters were perfect for each other in [flashback arc] why weren't they endgame' #because they grew into people who couldn't coexist without hurting each other and weren't willing to change those parts of themselves so #they split ways (violently) #all of this is in some ways subjective character interpretation and in others very obvious #but i came across another post today about how someone is frustrated that a couple 'didn't just meet sooner' #and with these two characters it's like. they genuinely would have killed each other. like they would have driven each other to kill themse #to delete #ein babbles #and another thing about people who get smug/mad at characters for being 'stupid' for what ultimately is 'not knowing that they are in a #[genre] story' is th [dragged away from the laptop and wrapped in several layers of blanket burrito where i suffocate to death]

[lilliths-httyd-blog]

i will think about a random ass ship, go "what the fuck I don't understand how that would even work" and then open a blank Google doc to try and work out how it would work

#other people: noooo you can't ship that it's not canon :( #me: hehe two characters who never met romance go brrrrr #yes i am referring to the viggo/mala fic i forgot i was writing #and the viggo/valka fic i need to write #stoick/gobber is one i struggle with because one part of me is like gay gay homosexual gay dragon rider dads #and the other part of me is like NOOOO STOICK IS A DIEHARD VALKA MAN #so i solve this problem by making them a preestablished poly couple or having stoick decide that valka would want him to be happy basically #and valka flirts with mala so it's all g they poly