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Takeomi, Shinichiro & Wakasa: *Screaming*
Benkei: *Runs into the room* What's wrong, Wakasa?!
Takeomi: Wait, why are you asking Wakasa that when Shin and I are also here?
Benkei: Because Wakasa wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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*Og Black Dragons group chat during the final timeline*
Wakasa: If you ever need to clean up blood, ask Shin, he knows how.
Benkei: Shin’s a serial killer?!
Shinichiro: What, no! I just have experience helping Emma cleanperiod stains.
Benkei: Ah that makes sense
Shinichiro: And knowing how to clean blood is a vital part of having Mikey as a younger brother.
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hello enstars fandom
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naehja · 2 years
Conversation
Mikey: I'm sure of the result of the fight against toman, as sure that it has always been obvious that Wakasa never thought straight when it came to my brother
Koko, wishing that he didn't hear that:
Sanzu, trying to stay serious:
Hanma, having his best time of the day:
Ran, holding his laugh:
Rindou, thinking that this day is going to be awesome:
Kakucho, regretting his life choices (again):
Shion, unable to stop grinning:
Mochi, having the face of someone who is 200% done:
Benkei, blinking because Mikey has just said "that":
Wakasa:
Wakasa: ok young man, first fuck you.
Wakasa: secondly you better to rephrase that immediatly
Mikey: why? i'm right
Wakasa:
Wakasa: because for what i have heard, you never thought straight when it comes to Hanagaki.
Mikey: *nervous twitch*
Wakasa: you could have said "I'm sure of the result of the fight against toman, as sure that we all know that Kokonoi never thought straight when it came to Seishu"
Koko, blushing: LET ME OUT OF THAT!! I...I'M NOT..
Wakasa: Whatever you bisexual mess!!
Koko: (:O)
Wakasa, ignoring Koko: And you Manjiro, never speak about my relation with Shin again. Remember that I know EVERYTHING about your childhood.
Wakasa: Shin spoke so much about "funny" events about you.
Wakasa: I would love to share some of those stories here.
Mikey: ...
Everyone:
Benkei: *snickers*
Hanma: *has really the BEST time of his day*
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jeongyunhoed · 5 months
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Why Shin is Single Part 2
Benkei: Because you waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone Shinichiro: I am not in the zone Benkei: No, Shin, you're mayor of the zone
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caffine-goth-moth · 5 months
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Tokyo Rev incorrect quotes
(I don’t know if this has been done)
Benkei: Wakasa i can’t believe how drunk you are
Wakasa: I am not drunk
Benkei: yes you are
Wakasa: I am not fucking drunk
Benkei: *annoyed* Can you tell the time?
Wakasa: yes *points to a clock* I. Am. Not. Fucking. Drunk
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seratlantisite · 7 months
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Usopp: w. Zoro. What do you mean your father was killed by pirates. Zoro: Did i really never tell you guys? Usopp: nO! Sanji: I THINK WE'D REMEMBER THAT Luffy: I remember! Zoro: See? He remembers Sanji: STFU YOU NEVER TOLD US! Luffy: Sure he did! We were up in the crows nest on the merry! He talked about his family and I told you guys about my brothers Sanji: your WHATS Robin: Captain I think that may have just been the two of you. Merry's crows nest was pretty small. Luffy: Oh. Huh... Usopp: i can't believe you told Luffy but not... actually nope never mind that absolutely tracks i do believe it. Nami: I think I'm finally going insane thanks guys.
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mistyaffection · 1 year
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Taekomi: Can we go to a haunted house this year?
Wakasa: What’s wrong with the one we live in?
Benkei: Wait- WHAT?!
Wakasa: Goodnight.
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xant-tdype · 2 years
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Wakasa, setting down a card: Ace of spades Benkei, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Senju, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Takeomi, trembling: What are we playing
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Chisato: "I love you."
Kanon: "I love you too."
Chisato: "This is real. You're actually my wife."
Kanon: "And you're my wife."
Chisato: "You married me. In front of people!"
Kanon: "I know. I was there."
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absentmindedadmirer · 9 months
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Enstars {Discord}Textposts Part 1~
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Will do a writing update later... but here's whatever the fuck this is that I did at 2-4 in the morning <3 Taken from the Discord bc we're mentally ill.
Actually, 80% of these quotes are from me... so maybe I'm the problem.
Will release Part 2 if people want it!! I have too much content. === Sketchie's Fandom Archives {The Masterlist of All the Dumb Shit I Make~ <3}
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Incorrect quotes
Shinichiro: Hey, did you guys know that there’s a knife that gets so hot it instantly turns your bread into toast when you cut it ?
Benkei: Dude... Imagine stabbing somebody with that.
Takeomi: Well if it was that hot it would instantly cauterize the wound so it wouldn’t be very effective.
Wakasa: It’s effective it you want information.
Shinichiro: Why... Why would you be stabbing people when you could have toast ?
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incorrectstars · 1 year
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Adonis: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close. Arashi, blushing: Okay. Koga: It's fucking summer.
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naehja · 11 months
Conversation
Senju, needing a kind of ‘girl talk’: What’s the first thing you notice when a guy approaches you?
Wakasa, her mentor: The fucking audacity!
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Senju, still needing a kind of ‘girl talk’: What’s the first thing you notice when a guy approaches you?
Benkei, not understanding what Senju mean: Well, it doesn't happen often to me, people are intimidated by me when they don't' know me.
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Senju, really needing a kind of ‘girl talk’: What’s the first thing you notice when a guy approaches you?
Takeomi, more or less understanding what his sister mean: Wondering if he has some of twisted intentions! You must always be careful!
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Senju, REALLY desesperate to have a kind of ‘girl talk’: What’s the first thing you notice when a guy approaches you?
Senju: please i need a normal answer
Sanzu: let me guess, Takeomi has been fucking useless again?
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jeongyunhoed · 15 days
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With Shin, Wakasa, and Takeomi
Benkei: Please excuse them, they're themselves today
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