Crowley at the airbase: “Alright, listen up you little shits.”
Crowley: “Not you Aziraphale, you’re a literal angel and I’m thrilled you’re here.”
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Harry: nicknames, numbers,fish, metaphors
Louis:ITS BEEN AGES DIFFERENT STAGES COME SO FAR FROM PRINCESS PARK
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Yumeko: I almost got surprise adopted today :)
Mary: what are you talking about?
Ryota: she means that she almost got kidnapped during a gamble today
Mary: what the fuck is wrong with you Yumeko?!
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(early psa; i will NEVER make fun of you, just smile at your silly posts because they really are funny in a good way)
i love making incorrect posts and quotes to troll everybody that somehow stumbles onto this hellhole of a page
i usually do it because one; i like it when people get mad over nothing and two; i like learning more about characters and their personalities
(yes i'm coming clean; i've never played mgr because i'm poor but i do read the wikis)
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Damian: Baba. I’ve acquired an enemy at the academy. He’s been ripping my drawings, teasing me about my lineage, and smearing your honor. I understand murder can’t happen. How shall I proceed?
Bruce: [Has a flashback of Thomas driving to his bully’s house, spiked brass knuckles on his hands, petting his head and smiling dangerously, ‘I’ll be right back, chum!’]
Bruce: …I’ll talk to his parents.
Damian: Todd?
Jason: Finally, an excuse to tackle a 10 year old.
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Hank: Connor did you eat my powdered donuts?
Connor, mouth full of donunts: No
Hank: Then what’s that white stuff on your jeans?
Connor, panicking: Uh- Cocaine?
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Are you disappointed that I’m not a murderer?
I mean, a little.
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Louis: i need to get something off my chest..
Harry: is it your shirt? please tell me its your shirt
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