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beeesworld · 9 months
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Nikandros: Do you ever think about things before you say them out loud?!
Laurent: Yeah, I do. I think "Wow. That's brilliant. I should say that out loud," and then I say it out loud, and it's spectacular. It exceeds my expectations.
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incorrectcaptiveprince · 11 months
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Damen: You're right. Laurent: That's… That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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ask-nicaise-anything · 11 months
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always-tired-plshelp · 3 months
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Combeferre: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Grantaire recently.
Enjolras: No, Combeferre, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Combeferre: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Enjolras: No! You’re the only one for me.
Combeferre: Is that so?
Enjolras: I promise! Grantaire and I are just dating, okay? He's my boyfriend.
Combeferre: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Enjolras: You are still my one and only best friend! We're just dating, nothing more!
Combeferre: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Enjolras: Yes, of course.
Grantaire: What the actual—
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exalted-one · 4 months
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*Huet and Lazar sitting in jail together* Huet:...so who should we call? Lazar: I'd call Laurent but I feel safer in jail.
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sunymar · 2 years
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nikandros: why does the prince of vere call you babygirl
damen: how about we stop talking for a little while.
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afantasyghost · 1 year
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𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗼𝘀: Fuck the Veretenians
𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗻: Yeah, fuck the Veretenians
*Next day*
𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗻: Hey, guess who I hooked up with last night
𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗼𝘀: Who?
𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗻: Laurent of Vere
𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗼𝘀: What!
𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗻: You said fuck the- You didn't mean literally?
𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗼𝘀: No I didn't mean literally!
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Literally any enemy ever *slams Jaron against the wall*: Surrender now bitch.
Jaron:
Jaron: Are we about to kiss right now?
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stromuprisahat · 5 months
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Nikandros: "You're fucking the Veretian Prince?" Damen: "Yes, but that was just once! Twice. Not that many times..." Nikandros: *obviously thinking Damen's a traitor* Damen: "Would you believe me if I said I'm not in it for the pretty face, but for the mind?" Jord, passing by: "Gods help us!"
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mklinaaa · 10 months
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laurent, at the palace, every time regent called him in front of the court: UGH! yes uncle, what do you want now? more money, my land, my kingdom, MY SOUL?
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jaronxlordashcombe · 1 month
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the difference between the two
Tobias: "Me and Amirinda are getting married!" Jaron with his sword out: " You interrupted our engadment!" Roden down on one knee with his sword out: "yeah tobias give us some space geez." Tobias:... Roden: "so anyway will you fight with me forever Jaron?" Jaron: "Yes I wil for the rest of my life." Tobias:"...what."
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beeesworld · 6 months
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Damen, rushing in late: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm late, but I have a really good excuse.
Laurent: Really? What is it?
Damen:
Damen: Shit. Uh, actually, I thought you'd say, "I don't wanna hear it."
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Conversation
Laurent: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone
Lazar: Mine just says "Lazar no"
Laurent: I want you to apply it to every possible situation
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Stranger: is he bothering you?
Laurent, looking at Damen: yea but he’s my husband. I signed up for this
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always-tired-plshelp · 10 months
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Damen: I think I'm in love with Laurent. Thoughts?
Nikandros: And prayers.
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exalted-one · 1 year
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Laurent and Damen making out on the couch: Laurent: Wanna take this to the bedroom? Damen, *gets up*: Sure. Damen, *starts lifting the couch*:
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