#incorrect geah

[thewhovianspirit]

Guy, frustrated: Were you dropped as a child?!

Sam: Bold of you to assume I was held.

Guy:

Michellee:

Sam:

Guy: Are you okay?

#green eggs and ham #geah sam #geah guy #geah michellee #incorrect geah #incorrect quotes #someone give him a hug

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

Sam: Surely you can’t be serious!

Guy: Of course i’m serious. and don’t call me Shirley!

#briefcase buddies #geah #green eggs and ham #sam i am #guy am i #otp: briefcase buddies #kris talks #my post #incorrect quotes #incorrect geah

[peaceandegg]

- sam

#green eggs and ham #geah #shitpost #sorry its short #sam i am #incorrect geah #incorrect geah quotes

[kaihihanto]

geah cosplaying as scooby doo:

mr. jenkins: ruh roh!

sam: zoinks!

donna: jinkies!

ludmila: jeepers!

guy: FU-

#geah #green eggs and ham #kaihihanto incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect geah #guy am i #sam i am #ludmila i dance #donna #mr jenkins #scooby doo #perfectly cut screams

[sam-i-am-x-guy-am-i]

Briefcase Buddies Prompt #40

Guy: Morning, Sam.

Sam: ⭐🌈💕😍💫💖

Guy: How did you do that with your mouth??

#sam i am x guy am i #briefcase buddies #samguy #green eggs and ham netflix #green eggs and ham #geah #sam i am #guy am i #prompt #writing prompt #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes

[tsuncoon]

Guy forgot he was wearing a shirt that day 😱

#guy am I #sam I am #geah #gluntz #green eggs and ham #geah gluntz #meme #incorrect quotes #nice top

[watch-me-backflip-off-a-roof]

the bad guys capturing guy in the back:

Sam running away: mother fuckers took my boyfriend.

Sam: Cant have shit in meepville

#cant have shit in detroit #green eggs and ham #yeah #geah incorrect quotes #Sam I am #the bad guys

[beepbeep-emi]

Guy: *locks sam in the car* Act Like a child, get treated like a child.

Sam: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

#green eggs and ham #geah #geah guy #geah sam #geah fandom #incorrect quotes #sam i am #guy am i

[hotsaucehedgehog]

sam: truth or dare

goat: truth

sam: whats your credit card number?

goat: dare

sam: give me your credit card number

#green eggs and ham #geah #incorrect quotes #mine

[guy-am-i]

mcwinkle: you’re invited to dinner at my house, we’re having spaghetti and meatballs

gluntz: swaghetti and memeballs

mcwinkle: you are officially uninvited

#txt #geah #mcwinkle #gluntz #the badguys #incorrect quotes

[maybeimwierd]

Out of context quote (context provided later)

Sam, chillin on the couch: oh hey guy

Guy: oh sam- WAIT ARE YOU IN LABOR

Sam, pregnant af: yeah bout an hour now

#green eggs and ham #geah #sam i am #guy am i #out of context #ooc #incorrect quotes #briefcase buddies #guy x sam #sam x guy

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

Guy: When I first met you, I thought you were annoying.

Sam:

Guy:

Sam: And???

Guy: And you are.

#sam i am #guy am i #geah #briefcase buddies #incorrect geah #not pictured: guy straightening sam’s hat and smiling affectionately at him #kris talks #my post

[peaceandegg]

Sam: Look, if I wanted to kill I could.

Also Sam: *All Star kazoo cover*

#geah #green eggs and ham #incorrect geah #incorrect green eggs and ham quotes #incorrect quotes

[kaihihanto]

geah characters while zoom facetime:

guy: *inventing and all while is talking*

sam: *literate backflips*

michellee & eb: *eb on her way while michellee talks*

gluntz: *crazy shit taking, is on her pillow fort*

mcwinkle: *is on vacation mood*

donna: *is on her diner which it's closed due to quarantine and yes i headcannon that it's her home*

ludmila: *literally dancing which no one sees her face but her pointy shoes*

genesis: *at the stage and literally on her host couch*

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[thehopefulwonderlandcollector]

Snerz (with sad orchestra in the background): You see, when I was a small boy, my parents would never let me have a chi-

Sam (stepping into scene, background music ending with the sound effect of a scratched record): No, no. We don’t have time for an emotionally scarring backstory. 

Snerz: Well, maybe I should just give you an emotionally scarring FRONT story! (walks offscreen)

Sam: OK, that doesn’t even make any sense. (Cut to a zoomed-out shot of Snerz starting up a giant monster truck that came out of nowhere while Sam watches from the ground)

Snerz: IT DOESN’T HAVE TO! I’VE GOT A MONSTER TRUCK! (drives off)

#incorrect green eggs and ham quotes #green eggs and ham #sam-i-am #geah snerz

[captainunderkrupp]

Michellee: Guy is no longer my boyfriend!

Guy: that is the WORST way to announce we're engaged

#XD #guychellee #guy am i #michellee #geah #incorrect quotes