#incorrect kh

[incorrect-strife-quotes]

Cloud: then again, if the house burns down when I’m in it-

Zack: HONEY.

Cloud: yes?

Zack: NO.

Cloud: oh, are you sure?

Zack: YES I’M SURE!

Cloud: Shame..

#cloud strife #Zack fair #clack #incorrect quotes #final fantasy vii #incorrect ffvii #incorrect final fantasy #ff7 #incorrect kingdom hearts quotes #incorrect kh #incorrect dissidia #kingdom hearts #incorrect strife quotes #source: unknown

[the-messenger-hawk]

[KH2]

Roxas: What if...my life is just someone’s dream?

Hayner: What? No, that can’t be true. We’re not watermelons.

Roxas: ???

Hayner: In dreams, everyone is watermelons.

Hayner: Sheesh, Roxas.

#kingdom hearts #roxas #hayner #kh roxas #incorrect kh #incorrect kh quotes

[hgmason-hellion]

KH modern au except the organization lives in some fuckin frat house or something and one of them just leaves their clothes in the washing machine because lazy pieces of shit right?

So they all have to do their own laundry, but shit gets forgotten a lot so they're all used to moving clothes from washer to dryer and letting whoever know to get their fucking clothes before they're dropped on the floor by their door to get stepped on. Axel does this a bunch, and while moving uhhh Xigbar's laundry from washer to dryer he finds a condom in its packaging still.

Finishes transferring clothes and starts both machines.

Throws said unopened condom at Xigbar in the common area in front of *everyone*

Axel: don't worry, it's clean, it was in your forgotten laundry

Saïx: you don't need to be so embarrassing

Axel, with Roxas and Xion laughing in the background: no but I actually do

#if you couldnt tell i just did this @ my dad #i am Axel in this scenario #incorrect kh #couldnt pick condom owner because we got three baby; demyx; the other unfuckables; Larxene; Luxord and Marluxia #Saïx fit to well to be used too so shrug #mason.txt #mason shut up #organization xiii #dumb post #the seasalts are little shits your honor

[almost-correct-kh]

Eraqus: Where are you going?

Xehanort: Hell, eventually.

#eraqus #xehanort #khdr #kh incorrect quotes #kingdom hearts

[incorrect-organization-xiii]

Roxas: why does Saix call you babygirl

Axel: how about we stop talking for a little while.

#kh akusai #kh axel #kh saix #kh roxas #Source: twitter #incorrect organization xiii quotes #incorrect kingdom hearts quotes

[xiiiwayfinders]

Riku: I mean, yeah, we’re like total bros and stuff, but I would kiss you if you asked.

Sora: What?

Riku: What?

Lea, in the background: HE SAID HE WOULD KISS YOU IF YOU ASKED.

#kingdom hearts #riku #sora #lea kh #soriku #incorrect quotes #incorrect kh quotes #incorrect kingdom hearts quotes #kingdom hearts incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

[ienzoskingdom]

#kh #kingdom hearts #kh incorrect quotes #incorrect kingdom hearts quotes #kh ienzo #kh zexion #kh riku #kh even #kh vexen #kh axel #kh isa #kh saix #kh lea #kh xion #kh replica #kh repliku #kh riku replica #kh xemnas #kh ventus #kh terra

[oblivionscience]

Roxas: Does anyone know of and good substitutes for love and personal fulfillment?

Demyx: Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell.

#kh organization xiii #kh organization 13 #kh #kingdom hearts #kh incorrect quotes #incorrect kingdom hearts quotes #incorrect kingdom hearts quotes organization 13 #kh roxas #kh demyx

[strayheartless]

Sora: which one of you was going to to tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

*whole room stops*

Riku: Y-you’ve been putting it in cold water?!

Sora:…

Kairi: sora?! Answer the question sora!

Sora: yeah? I thought for like five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the “tea-ification process”. Didn’t realise there was an actual reason…

Roxas: you don’t have the patience to to microwave water for three minutes?!

Ven: why are you. Putting it in the microwave. To. Boil. It?!

Roxas: you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?

Ven: IT 👏🏻TAKES 👏🏻LESS 👏🏻THAN👏🏻 A 👏🏻MINUTE!

Xion: Bestie, is your stove top powered by the fucking sun?!

Ven: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL WATER ON A STOVE?!

Roxas: like seven minutes!

Ven: just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes! Less than that and you use a saucepan!

Xion: yOu aRe pUtTiNg tHe eNtIrE mUg oN ThE sTovE?! Your stove is enchanted!

Riku: *head in hands* every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic…

Terra: DO NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THE FUCKING KETTLE?!

#things heard in the land of departure #kingdom hearts #kh sora #kh riku #kh terra #kh roxas #kh xion #kh kairi #kh ventus #kh1 #kh2 #kh3 #kingdom hearts incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: that one tumblr post

[radiantscientist]

Braig: I’m looking after Ienzo

Dilan: Where is he?

Braig: I didn’t say I was doing a good job

#kh bbs #kh #kingdom hearts #incorrect kingdom hearts quotes #kh incorrect quotes #kh braig #kh dilan #kh xaldin #kh ienzo #kh zexion

[incorrect-strife-quotes]

Cloud: Good night.

Squall: Mm, night.

Cloud: I love you.

Squall:

Cloud:

Cloud: Bitch, I said I love you.

Squall, looking up from his papers: Oh sorry, I love you too.

#cloud strife #squall leonheart #final fantasy vii #incorrect ffvii #incorrect quotes #incorrect strife quotes #incorrect final fantasy #ff7 #incorrect kingdom hearts quotes #incorrect dissidia #final fantasy dissidia #final fantasy viii #kingdom hearts #strifehart #incorrect kh #source: unknown

[turnbackthependulum]

[During English class in Karakura Town High School.] Ichigo: Define "dream." *looks over to Uryu* How did you answer to this question? Uryu: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works. Ichigo: WHAT- That's too dark!

#incorrect bleach #incorrect bleach quotes #LMAO Uryu noooooooooo #karakura high school #ichigo kurosaki #uryu ishida #KHS EN class au

[strawbbkuwata]

Store Worker: Would Axel come to the front desk?

Axel, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Roxas and Xion* I believe they belong to you?

Roxas and Xion, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Axel: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

#i’m having seasalt trio brainrot #i put them in the incorrect quote generator and got this and i was like wait this fits them #kingdom hearts #seasalt trio #incorrect quotes #kingdom hearts incorrect quotes #kh incorrect quotes #axel #roxas #xion

[rolaplayor101]

Seriously WHY is it so hard to find screenshots of all three of them in frame together?? Why???

Anyway it’s Polyamshippingday! So here’s the monthly polyam qpr sorikai featuring demibiromantic ace Riku, Bi oriented aroace Sora, and their girlfriend Kairi <33 The prompt today was Laugh! @polyamships

#Rolaplayedit #PolyamshippingDay #Sorikai #Rikai #Soriku #kingdom hearts #polyamory #oriented aroace #Kh Sora #Kh Riku #Kh Kairi #queer platonic relationship #aromantic #asexual #demiromantic #biromantic #dialogue #incorrect quotes #Queerplatonic #Aspec

[almost-correct-kh]

Kidnapper: We have your child.

Lauriam, gesturing toward himself and Brain: We don’t have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Brain & Lauriam, simultaneously: Oh my god, you have Ventus.

#kh incorrect quotes #kingdom hearts #lauriam #brain #blauriam #ventus #khux

[incorrect-organization-xiii]

Xion: I may be small, but that doesn't mean I'm innocent!

Xion: *aggressively tries to open a capri sun*

Luxord: ...Do you want me to open it for you?

Xion: Yes please. :)

#kh xion #kh luxord #incorrect kingdom hearts quotes #incorrect organization xiii quotes #source: ?