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correct-kings · 2 years
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Moonbin: I think MJ hyung might have forgotten my name..
Eunwoo: what makes you think that?
Moonbin: this entire week he's been calling me "bestie" and "cool guy" instead of by my name
Eunwoo: well,, maybe he's just being nice to yo-
MJ: oh hey, bestie! What's going on?
Eunwoo: oh hey hyu- oh shit it's happened to both of us.
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oizys149 · 2 months
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Eunwoo during every comeback: Mark the day, hyung, February 23 at 6 pm
Jinjin: We are well into October.....
Eunwoo: Really?????
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Rocky: I’ll never talk!
Myungjun: [sharpens knife] We have ways of making people talk.
[cuts piece of cake and shares a slice with Sanha]
Rocky: Can I have some?
Sanha: Cake is for talkers.
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jaehyunsdimples-19 · 4 years
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jinjin: *smiling*
sanha: why are you smiling so much today?
jinjin: mj hyung said the letter H in my name stands for Handsome!
eunwoo: wha-
moonbin: but you don’t-
rocky: don’t tell him. Let’s see how long it takes for him to realize...
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incorrectboygroups · 4 years
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Mj: Aren't you a little young to be an idol?
Sanha: Aren't you a little old to be alive?
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noachingu · 4 years
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Sanha: He's not an alien who's going to eat my face?
Moonbin: Sanha! There's no such thing as aliens!
Myungjun: And if there were... they wouldn't just eat your face, they'd eat all of you.
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apileofkpop · 4 years
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EunWoo: “I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a worse plan”
MJ: “We attack them with ramen”
EunWoo: “I stand corrected”
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incorrect-k-pop · 4 years
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mj, running into the room: HEY!
eunwoo, whispering: shhh! bin is sleeping!
mj, also whispering: oh, sorry
eunwoo, still whispering: what’s the matter?
mj, also still whispering: there’s a fire
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Jinjin: I’m not going to be mad, just tell me why you have a fake ID.
MJ: *incoherent mumbling*
Jinjin: What was that?
MJ: You have to be over 18 to hold the puppies at petco.
Jinjin:
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thepixelelf · 4 years
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MJ: Oh, so men can drink banana milk now but as soon as I do it, it's all, "what are you doing in my fridge?" and, "who are you?" and, "how'd you get in my house?"
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fanfics4daysstuff · 4 years
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ASTRO AS SHIT I'VE SAID/DONE
Myungjun: "No that's stupid, you can't just say all countries and continents are females. We already call the vehicles females. Unless you can show me France's vagina, I am calling it a he."
Jinwoo: "I'm in charge I don't trust any of you with things. Anything."
Dongmin: *Cries over the fact he just killed a spider and apologises to possible family or other spider onlookers*
Moonbin: "There is no way in hell I'm living with less than 10 dogs. It's at least gotta be up in the double digits."
Minhyuk: "If i slept it would've been sometime around 7am."
Sanha: "If I'm not allowed to have my feet on the table you aren't allowed to have placemats down your pants."
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metal-bubble · 3 years
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Do NOT look this bible verse up...
It does NOT exist.
Sadly. I'd get Luke 69:420 tattooed on me in a second.
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Myungjun: I feel like we’re starting to phase the “b” out of our bromance!
Jinwoo: *pulling out ring and getting on one knee* I mean, sure, i guess
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Interviewer: What are your goals?
Myungjun: To pet all the dogs.
Interviewer: No, your fitness goals.
Myungjun: To run fast enough to be able to pet all the dogs.
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sanhasoftie · 5 years
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Cop: Have you seen anything unusual?
Myungjun: A dolphin with a hat once
Cop: No I mean, around here
Myungjun: No they live in water
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Jinjin: I was attracted to you first!
MJ: Well, I confessed first!
JJ: Well, I asked you out first!
MJ: Well, I said I loved you first!
JJ: Oh. Well...
*gets down on one knee*
JJ: I proposed first
MJ: wAIT WHAT
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