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incorrecthoroscopes · 8 months

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Sagittarius: Everything I own can fit into a suitcase. I’ve never understood why people weigh themselves down with with meaningless crap, you know?

Libra, trying to impress them: Yeah, God, I just hate possessions so much.

Taurus: Does that mean I can have your Sylvanian Family collection?

Libra: Shut up Taurus

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throatgina-sausage · 9 months

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Aries: despite contrary belief, I don't condone violence. I'm actually a very c-

Gemini: COME HELP!!! CANCER IS GETTING BEAT UP!!

Aries: sigh *loads gųn*

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boyrobott · 4 months

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Dr. Tenma: I have helped Atom to evolve into the strongest robot in the world! And now he's ready to take his place as the King of Robots! Professor Ochanomizu: You fucked up a perfectly good robot is what you did. Look at him. He's got anxiety.

#astro boy #astro boy 2003 #tetsuwan atom #mighty atom #incorrect quote #onward and queueward

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bym0rk · 2 years

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incorrectzodiacquotes · 2 years

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Virgo: The secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you'll need.

Taurus: The second secret to life is that fresh air, warm sun, and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling.

Capricorn: The third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer.

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60parsecsrevive · 7 months

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Emmet: Uh, Astro? I’m a little afraid-

A.S.T.R.O: It’ll be fine captain. Just stay close to your crew.

Emmet, watching the crew and trying to determine if their currently insane or are just hectic while they struggle during a blackout: They are what I’m afraid of.

#Probably Emmet when he first became captain #He's used to their shit now #60 parsecs #incorrect quotes #videogame #dead fandom #emmet ellis #captain emmet #ASTRO your not helping

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ladymiraclewings · 23 days

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Sky: You want a latte or a caramel macchiato? Astro: I’m mature now. I only drink espresso shots. Sky: Why are your hands shaking? Astro: This is my fifth one. I may have a problem.

#super wings #super wings incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: modern family #sky #astro

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rabbitxi · 1 year

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( When a dwarf planet meets the beautiful and attractive planet in the solar system )

I was the Pluto in the story, and you were somewhere in the Saturn ring.

🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐

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thepaladincosplays · 2 months

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The Grandmaster: Alright. Is there an A-stro here? A-stro?

Astro: Um... do you mean “Astro?”

Grandmaster: OK, so that’s how it’s gonna be. Y’all wanna play? Well I’ve got my eye on you, A-stro. Mar-I-uh. Where is Mar-I-uh at? There’s no Mar-I-uh today?

Maria: raises her hand

Grandmaster: Yes, ma’am?

Maria: My name’s Maria.

Grandmaster, annoyed: Are you out of your god damned mind? “MaREEaaaa” what? Do you wanna go to war, Mar-I-uh? ‘Cause we could go to war. (”...no”) I’m for real. I’m for real! So you better check yourself! Vis-ass. Is there a Vis-ass? ... if one of y’all, says some silly ass name. This whole group is gonna feel. My. Wrath. Now - Vis-ass?

Visas, raising her hand: You mean Visas?

The Grandmaster: Sonuva-BITCH! (punches a tree). You say your name right, right now. (”Visas”) Say it right. (”Visas”) Correctly. (”Visas”) Right. (”Visas”) Right. (”... Vis-ass”) That’s better, thank you. Now... Bree-easy. Where are you? Where is Bree-easy right now? No Bree-easy, huh? ... Well, you better be sick, dead, or mute, Bree-easy!

Breeze, stretching: Here! Oh, man...

The Grandmaster: Why didn’t you answer me the first time I said, it, huh?

Breeze: Huh?

The Grandmaster: I’m just- you know I’m just askin’, I said it like four times. So why didn’t you say it the first time I said, “Bree-easy?”

Breeze: ... because it’s pronounced Breeze.

The Grandmaster, throwing her head back. SON OF A- BITCH! Ya done messed up, Bree-easy! Take your ass down to Headmistress Ros-eda’s office right now!

Breeze: ... who?

The Grandmaster: Ros-eda!

Breeze: ... Headmistress Rosetta?

The Grandmaster: GET OUT OF MY GOD DAMN CLASSROOM BEFORE I BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS! (Breeze leaves) Insubordinate, and childish. (Looks around the group) ... Sa-rass-im?

Sarasim, raising her hand: Pre-zent

The Grandmaster: THANK YOU!

#thepaladinrambles #the grandmaster #astro #maria #visas #incorrect tales of mewni quotes #breeze #sarasim #had this in the drafts for years now

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generouskittentidalwave · 5 months

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Oshay: *Sitting on the couch with Astro resting next to him as he reads the paper*

Oshay: "Ah, I am sure gramps would love to see the new technology that we have today, especially with how focused he was on project T and- the future robot boy..?"

Oshay: .... *looks over to Astro*

Oshay: .... *looks at where he is right now*

Oshay: ....

Oshay: OH FU-

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spiltinksky · 2 years

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*right before seventeen’s concert*

Kibum: Well I have to go, I have a concert to attend.

Jooheon: Wait... I have a concert to attend too!

Eunwoo: Oh, I have a concert to attend as well…

Renjun: I THINK WE ALL HAVE A CONCERT TO ATTEND.

Soonyoung, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A CONCERT TO OFFICIATE!

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incorrecthoroscopes · 1 year

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Since the Grand Final is almost here - the signs as this year’s Eurovision entries!

(as always, please don’t take this too seriously, this is just me having fun)

Aries - Queen of Kings 🇳🇴

She’s a warrior, she’s fearless, she’s unstoppable, she has that power that only a Mars-ruled fire sign can have. “A firestone forged in flames” is a great way to describe Aries!

Taurus - Tattoo 🇸🇪

The lyrics are very Pisces-y, but there’s something in the music that won’t let me give this one Pisces. Still— romance is a good topic for a Venus-ruled sign. The song itself is familiar, it’s sung by a former winner, it’s a very safe choice, and Taurus likes familiar, it likes to feel safe, it’s a fixed sign that knows what it likes and sees no need to change it. It worked before, it’s gonna work again.

Gemini - Who the hell is Edgar? 🇦🇹

It’s fun, it’s quirky, AND it’s about writing - quintessential Gemini. No need for further explanation.

Cancer - Duje 🇦🇱

An entire family is singing together, about the importance of family. You can hardly find a more Cancer-y song. The ethnic vibes fit too, feel quite nostalgic.

Leo - Cha cha cha 🇫🇮

It would’ve been easy to give Leo a dramatic ballad, but that’s not all Leo is - they’re the Sun, bright and the centre of attention, but also bringing light and life to everything around them. And Cha cha cha does that, it’s lively and energetic and memorable, it draws people’s attention and it’s fun, unique, everyone likes it.

Virgo - My Sister’s Crown 🇨🇿

Mostly because of the braids. A very Virgo-y hairstyle. But the message of solidarity and support fits Virgo too, they’re the kind of people who help and uplift others.

Libra - Évidemment 🇫🇷

At first I wanted to give this one to Taurus - largely because it’s so… French, and so is Taurus, aesthetics-wise - but the lyrics didn’t quite fit. Taurus is pure beauty and pleasure, Libra is more balanced - and this song is both about beauty and pain. She’s looking for love, yet cannot find it, she’s becoming disillusioned with the beautiful promises she’s heard. And Libra is ruled by Venus, true, but it’s also where Saturn is exalted. I feel like this song is a good combination of Venus and Saturn. Especially “dans mon jardin d’enfer poussent des fleurs” - love that line!

Scorpio - Ai Coração 🇵🇹

I didn’t want to give Scorpio the stereotypical edgy song (so instead I went with the one about going mad from heartbreak…)

It’s about strong emotions you just cannot move on from, feelings so intense they entirely consume you. Very fixed water. And it’s done in a pretty energetic, passionate way - very Martian.

(Plus, there’s a lot of red)

Sagittarius - Carpe Diem 🇸🇮

It’s just a very Sagittarean sentiment. I don’t know what else to say. It fits.

Capricorn - Heart of Steel 🇺🇦

Yeah, largely because of the title. But also: “life is just a game and I’m playing for the win” “світ палає а ти дій” - the combination of cynicism and single-minded determination is very Capricornian.

Aquarius - Mama ŠČ! 🇭🇷

It’s different. It’s avant-garde. You either love it (correct) or hate it (you’re wrong). It rejects artistic norms. Many people write it off as nonsensical, just because it’s too unfamiliar, too extreme, too far out of their comfort zone, but it’s actually very well thought-out, with layers of symbolism.

Pisces - Soarele şi Luna 🇲🇩

It may not sound Pisces-y - a soft ballad might fit the aesthetic more - but everything but the sound is so quintessentially Pisces. The song being about love as magical as in the folk tales, a bit otherworldly, a bit ethereal. The sense of oneness with nature we get both from the lyrics and the performance. The combination of modern and traditional, making the song, and the love it speaks of, feel timeless and eternal.

(Also, I’m a Pisces Venus and I love this song)

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throatgina-sausage · 8 months

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Panicking parents running around with tears in their eyes: excuse me sir, have you seen our son?

Sagittarius: Only after the sickest parties. But it gets boring once the firefighters show up.

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boyrobott · 3 months

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President Stone: Freeze, robot! You're wanted by the Metro City government for violating the laws of robotics! Astro: I'm wanted? Astro: That's a first.

#astro boy #astro boy 2009 #tetsuwan atom #mighty atom #incorrect quote #onward and queueward

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correct-kings · 2 years

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Moonbin: I think MJ hyung might have forgotten my name..

Eunwoo: what makes you think that?

Moonbin: this entire week he's been calling me "bestie" and "cool guy" instead of by my name

Eunwoo: well,, maybe he's just being nice to yo-

MJ: oh hey, bestie! What's going on?

Eunwoo: oh hey hyu- oh shit it's happened to both of us.

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incorrectzodiacquotes · 2 years

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Pisces: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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