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harmoonix · 2 months
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When people wonder why you don't wanna have kids but your inner spiritual bish already knows it.. because of your 5H being empty in the birth chart
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Normalizing not wanting kids is perfectly normal
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imagineastrology · 9 months
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why the moon signs can be problematic 🫠
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(this is a joke!! not to be taken seriously)
aries moon: scared of everything but will never show it lol. we can see through your act. angry at the world, even angrier at themselves. The world revolves around them so if you don’t agree with them, you’re gone from their lives without any consideration - beware!
taurus moon: self-centred. Stuck in their habits and patterns and will shun anyone or anything that tries to help them. Will blame you for their own inadequacies and self-betrayal. Has dreams but is scared of failure.
gemini moon: inconsistent and will not hesitate to hurt you with their words. The other twin will come out if provoked. If they don’t feel like doing something, they won’t do it, regardless of how you feel. Defensive and they know they are smart so if you make them feel stupid - you will be struck HEAVILY with a reality check lol
cancer moon: sensitive to the point of ….. Insanity.. Like are you even a human? Their affability can build you but they can also be just as cruel. Sometimes the world is not nice to them, so they focus on this, and make sure they give their bullshit back into the world :) thank you and please go to counselling!
leo moon: as they have learnt to be proud of themselves, they expect everyone to lean into their desires and wishes. Everyone has to reflect and work on themselves - you are not the only one! The world will not dim your light as much as your own stubbornness will.
virgo moon: not everybody lives by your rules so chill out and let people live their lives the way they want to. They feel inferior to everyone and everything and will justify this by pessimism, but they just see this as their reality. They will believe their own lies to spite you as it makes them feel more intelligent.
libra moon: genuinely scared of being alone. Can not be with their own thoughts for more than 0.3 seconds so they will consume anything that helps them block their thoughts. More intelligent than they let on…has the ability to be a very charming wolf in sheep’s clothing. They can be lazy and have a tendency to focus on the downsides to life.
scorpio moon: they feel the world is against them and that everyone is lying to them. Calm down - you’re not as cool as anybody else. They can make the energy of a room heavy if they wish to do so, even if they feel like it! They sometimes want the world to feel as alone as they do.
sagittarius moon: bullheaded and disrespectful to anyone that doesn’t see life the way they do. They will step on you to reach their own desires of power and status. They probably believe they are the smartest in the room so it can be difficult to have a debate with them.
capricorn moon: they are stressed 28 hours a day. Inside they live according to what duties they feel they have. Not everything is negative and this can be draining to them and everyone around them. Cold emotionally too and can turn icy when the world doesn’t fall to their feet and give them what they want.
aquarius moon: can be fake as **** lol. God complex too and they cannot hide it. Yall probably rely on many vices to help you get through the day. I would advise you guys to listen to people once in a while, you do not know everything. Lies for the fun of it.
pisces moon: yeah, victim complex to the max. Will turn on you to make you look like the perpetrator in any situation. Blames the world because they don’t want to accept that maybe they can cause chaos if their emotions aren’t in check. They can be cruel too, especially when you least expect it and definitely don’t deserve it, but don’t worry, they will come back to you and act like everything's okay!
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Love yall really ;) - imogen
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artdecobish222 · 1 year
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ASTRO MEMES🧸
disclaimer: this is for entertainment purposes only. pls don’t take it seriously it’s a joke lmaoo
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pov: a scorpio rising rizzing you up (they just stare at you) :
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8th house venus/mars (tumblr pls don’t take this down LMFAOO) :
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capricorn and aquarius moons after the most traumazting shit happens to them:
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sagittarians with that weird ass smirk on their face before they tell a joke;
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Leo moons:
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chiaralbart · 3 months
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The signs as my magial moths 🦋
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throatgina-sausage · 5 months
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heartlilith · 6 months
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If astrology isn’t real then someone please explain this
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torivmod · 2 months
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When Pluto is Transiting your 8th House… 🥶🏡 🫣
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vampirae · 3 months
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libracheetah · 1 month
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hiii, I am 𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 with ur moodboards! <3 Pure perfection. ✨
If you’re still creating them, could I please request one? 🩷 I’m an Aries rising, Gemini sun, and Pisces moon! 💕
thank you for ur art! <3
Aries ♈️ rising
Pisces ♓️ 🌙
Gemini ♊️ 🌞
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harmoonix · 2 months
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How I feel after I got the wrong birth time for my birth chart
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burninlovebutler · 1 year
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Zodiac Signs as Elvis (Movie) Looks
[part 2 - 6-12]
Libra:
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Scorpio:
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Sagittarius:
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Capricorn:
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Aquarius:
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Pisces:
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[libra was beautifully edited & supplied by @karamelcoveredolicity thnk u for doing gods work]
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rawdickulousreturn · 1 month
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throatgina-sausage · 4 months
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thedarkmaidenn · 1 year
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This is dedicated to my fellow Water Mars (more specifically Mars in Scorpio) There is power in our Mars placement and the element it falls in will tell you the essence of this power. The sign it falls in will tell you have to tap into this power. Stay tuned for Earth, Air and Fire.
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