Mark: I love that you want to join in the writing process but your line you gave me.
Jungwoo: It's good right?
Mark: Well it says "I want to be inside you, pumping faster and faster till I fill you"
Johnny: I helped him write that. It's subtle enough right?
Mark: Let me finish. "Fill you with cum. I want to empty my balls into your pussy"
Johnny: Jungwoo added that himself, As his English teacher I was proud.
Taeyong: You should be. It's Perfect. Put it into the song.
Mark: But-
Taeyong: I said put it in the song!
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*Kpop leaders having a meeting* pt.1
Namjoon : Today we welcome a new member for our team, let me-
Hongjoong : *screaming from the corner* SINCE WHEN DID WE ALLOW CHILDREN IN HERE
Namjoon : I was about to get there-
Bangchan : Get where, I have enough kids already I can't take care of more.
Taeyong : *sitting in the corner, traumatized at the idea*
Namjoon : CAN YOU JUST LET ME INTRODUCE JUNGWON?
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Taeyong meeting Doyoung for the first time: Oh you have to meet Jaehyunnie he's my little baby he's so cute he'll be here soon I can't wait for you to meet him he's the sweetest-
Doyoung:
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hii! can you make wayv possessive texts pls? i have seen the yangyang ones and i have thought about how the others would be (sorry if it is not well written, english is not my first language) 🫶🏻
OFCC AND DW, IRS NOT MINE EITHER BUE UR ENGLUSH IS GREAT!! HOPE U LIKE IR MWAH
wayv possessive texts !
pairing: bf!wayv x gn!reader
genre: idk..
warnings: stalking (?) idk but hendery followed y/n around
reqs r open !
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Johnny: Mark isn't a good gauge if you're funny he'll laugh at anything. Hey Mark, pudding.
Mark: Hahahaha you sa..said pud and then you said ding!! Pudding!! hahahahah!
Haechan: Hey Mark, Doorknob.
Mark: Oh my god doorknob!! You did not just say doorknob! hahahah oh my god doorknob!!
*an hour later*
Johnny: Goodnight Mark.
Mark: *rolling on the floor laughing* He said doorknob! hhahahah I'm crying.
Johnny: Sleep tight little buddy.
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yangyang: what's a synonym?
ten: it's two words or phrases, that mean the same thing
yangyang: can you give me an example?
ten: "forgive me father, for I have sinned" and "sorry daddy, I've been naughty"
kun: great! now the english language is canceled!
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context:
you are siblings and are joining the same party!
no chenle and jisung!
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