full-hd-sun

[full-hd-sun]

jisung: hyung, we should try yoga

jaemin: my body doesn't bend in directions

jeno, the yoga instructor: hello

jaemin: but he can bend me in any way he likes

jisung:

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[full-hd-sun]

mark: alright, haechan: truth or dare?

haechan: dare

mark: i dare you to kiss me

haechan: ... are you sure?

mark: *nods and blushes*

haechan: *kicks mark's leg*

mark: ow, what was that!

haechan: well, you wanted me to kick you

mark: kiss! i said kiss me! why would i want you to kick me!

haechan: *shrugs* i don't know what gets you going

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[full-hd-sun]

yuta: hey, mark, could you stay out of the dorms for a couple of hours? i have some personal stuff i have to do...

mark: sure. winwin, come on!

yuta: no, he stays.

mark: why-

yuta: *pushes him out of the door*

mark: *shrugs it off*

[an hour later]

mark: wait a minute... did they just ...

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[full-hd-sun]

playing scrabble

winwin: i will put my 'a' down to make 'a'

yangyang: i will add to your 'a' and make 'at'

ten: i will add onto your 'at' to make 'rat'

kun: i will add onto your 'rat' to make 'biostratigraphic'

xiaojun: *flips board*

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[full-hd-sun]

ten: knock knock

johnny: who is there?

ten: where when

johnny: where when who?

ten: my place, tomorrow, me and you

johnny: *stops functioning*

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[full-hd-sun]

johnny: how long are we going to let him do that?

mark, pinching the bridge of his nose: just.. just give him a minute

taeil: *still pushing on a door, that is clearly labelled "pull"*

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[full-hd-sun]

mark: jaemin! here's the money you lent me, so i could get a coffee three months ago. i kinda forgot i owed you this, sorry, jaemin

jaemin: oh, it's okay, really. i knew, you'd remember eventually. thanks.

jaemin, running away: JENO! CANCEL THE ASSASSINS!!

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[full-hd-sun]

jeno, calling jaemin: no, jae, everything is running smoothly. hyuck, tell jaemin, that everything is fine

haechan: hey, we haven't eaten for days, your plants are dying, and i'm dropping out of school, love you, bye

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[full-hd-sun]

taeyong: you fainted, do you remember anything?

jaehyun: only the ambulance ride to the hospital

yuta: that wasn't an ambulance, i drove you

jaehyun: but i heard a siren

johnny: that was taeil

taeil: sorry, i got nervous

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[full-hd-sun]

[sets the kitchen on fire]

mark: shit, we need an adult

jisung: YOU ARE AN ADULT

mark, looking extremely horrified: oh, fuck

jisung: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GO GET TAEYONG HYUNG

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[full-hd-sun]

ten: old people at weddings always poke me and say "you're next"

ten: they say, it's a tradition

ten: so i started doing the same thing at funerals

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[full-hd-sun]

taeyong: yuta, tell a joke

yuta: why can't dinosaurs clap?

nct 127: lol, why?

yuta: because they're all dead

nct 127:

taeyong: jaehyun, tell a joke

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[full-hd-sun]

jisung: ow, i cut my finger

chenle: let me kiss it, to make it better!

jisung: how does that help?

chenle: well, i don't know, but whenever i got hurt, my mom kissed it to make it better. it alwasys worked!

[later]

jisung: haechan-hyung, i need you to punch my lip really really hard

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[full-hd-sun]

taeil: i sleep with a knife under my pillow

doyoung: weak. i sleep with mace under mine

yuta scoffing: you, guys, are both lame

taeil: oh yeah? what do you sleep with?

yuta, smug: winwin

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[full-hd-sun]

[texting]

jisung: guys! there's an oul outside my window!

jisung: awul

jisung: owul

jisung: how the hell do you spell it?

mark: hoot hoot

jisung: thanks, hyung!

jisung: there's a hooter outside my window!

chenle: i'm not drunk enough to put up with you

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[full-hd-sun]

taeil: *hits head and passes out on the ground*

haechan: OH MY GOD, TAEIL FAINTED

mark: quick! call 911!

jungwoo, panicking: WHAT'S THEIR NUMBER???

mark:

haechan:

taeil, wakes up: bisch, what????

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[full-hd-sun]

yuta: bed bugs live in beds, right?

taeyong: yu...

yuta: then cockroaches live in...

taeyong: for christ sake, just stop. please, yuta, just stop

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