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what-if-nct · 2 days

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Johnny: What's a lyric that's stuck in your head right now?

Jaehyun: White boy wasted channing tatum.

Jungwoo: I'm working late cause I'm a singer.

Haechan: Who's afraid of little old me! You should be.

Yangyang: I'm about to call up diamond bitch knuck if you buck.

Ten: I can't relate to desperation. My give a fucks are on vacation.

Hendery: You wouldn't last an hour the asylum where they raised me. Florida!!!

Xiaojun: Those are two different songs.

Hendery: Its my own remix of them.

Renjun: That's that me espresso.

Doyoung: I released some songs,guys.

Johnny: This isn't about you,Doyoung. For me, it's I bring the drip with wet vagina

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00127am · 1 month

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YOU HAVE A NEW LIKE! select NCT members as hinge messages i've received 𓍯𓂃 all for shits & giggles! warnings cursing, yang's (14) mentions a kys joke, taeyong's second message (17) mentions blood

🧾 © 00127am 2O24

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meowmk · 1 month

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nct crack tweets (pt1/?)

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jwymybelovedhusband-reblogs · 1 year

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*Kpop leaders having a meeting* pt.1

Namjoon : Today we welcome a new member for our team, let me-

Hongjoong : *screaming from the corner* SINCE WHEN DID WE ALLOW CHILDREN IN HERE

Namjoon : I was about to get there-

Bangchan : Get where, I have enough kids already I can't take care of more.

Taeyong : *sitting in the corner, traumatized at the idea*

Namjoon : CAN YOU JUST LET ME INTRODUCE JUNGWON?

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ourdadai · 4 months

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oioii, você poderia fazer locks do taeyong? 🤍

nct [ taeyong ] lockscreens ♡

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nctnationz · 1 month

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7dream x would you peel an orange for me? 🍊

in honour of their comeback tomorrow, here is a little 7 dream au <3

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bunnypig18 · 11 months

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NCT Text Posts (6) | (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (7)

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withlovealwqys · 7 months

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context:

you are siblings and are joining the same party!

no chenle and jisung!

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kkeke99 · 2 years

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[39 missed calls and 166 unopened messages from Johnny]

Mark: Johnny what the fuck is going on–

Johnny: I found a video of this small angry crab that remind me of you!

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chogiwass · 2 years

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#kpop #kpopidol #monsta x #exo #bts #blackpink #stray kids #skz #nct #meme #nct memes #nct incorrect quotes #nct incorrect texts #twice #izone

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what-if-nct · 5 months

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NCT eating out skills.

*I apologize in advance*

Taeil: Knows exactly what to do. Gets down to business. Will leave you more than satisfied.

Johnny: Pulls the most toe curling tongue tricks. And you can feel him smile against you every time he makes you whimper and whine.

Taeyong: Loves doing it but gets overly excited and needs a bit of direction cause he gives unnecessary attention to the lips.

Yuta: I'm not saying pussy eating champion, but he has his medals and trophies. That is his title. He is undefeated and will tongue fuck you while his fingers attend to other business.

Kun: He does exactly what needs to be done and does it well, but is a master with his fingers cause he wants to always look at you.

Doyoung: He's very unsure about his skills and technique but he shouldn't be. His technique alone is fireworks, shooting stars worthy

Ten: Not the best but not the worst, gets the job done.

Jaehyun: He licks too hard in the wrong area, needs guidance. Can be staring at it and still doesn't know where the clit is. His fingers might be the best bet.

Winwin: Will have your eyes fluttering and you'll forget your name, starts with kissing it but his tongue and fingers start working double time and will suck your clit and your fingers will lock into his hair. If Yuta has Gold in this category. Winwin easily has silver.

Jungwoo: Loves doing it so much, gets so happy but is really just licking the outer lips, his tongue might slip in but not on purpose but when he finds out he can he really goes in for it. Still overtly enthusiastic though.

Mark: He tried, he just tries his best he'll get there one day. He can find the clit but bless his heart he doesn't really know what to do.

Xiaojun: Mainly uses his fingers, will give a few licks here and there because he feels called to but he's not confident in his skills but his fingers are gold.

Hendery: Honestly he gets a little wild in there and ends up biting something it could feel good or not depending on what he's doing.

Renjun: A lot of kissing, he's very gentle and takes notes on what you seem to enjoy. Takes his time and does his best to please you.

Jeno: Gonna be honest a couple of hard licks and he says "my turn" and pulls his pants off.

Haechan: Kinda rough but in a good way, talks really dirty against it but it's muffled. Also might bite but in a good way. Will spank it if you pulled his hair when he told you to be good.

Jaemin: Also gives so many kisses down there, speaks softly, tells you how good you taste, loves trying out new things, gentle, teasing, it's an experience and a dream.

Yangyang: He doesn't know what the hell he's doing, you feel nothing and everything all at once. He enjoys doing it, maybe a little too much but Guidance isn't enough, send him to a class taught by Yuta and Jaemin.

Chenle: He doesn't have any kind of sex.

Jisung: Bless his heart he's trying his best, just guide and reassure him he's doing his best and he'll get there. But he's still better than Yangyang and Jaehyun.