#incorrect nanbaka quotes

[unicornblossom13]

[During the New Year’s Tournament]

Samon: Once my building wins this tournament, Hajime, I’ll be the one on top.

Jyugo: Look, dude, I know we just met, but there’s no way you’re a top.

[Samon gapes at him while Uno wheezes]

#nanbaka #incorrect nanbaka quotes #nanbaka jyugo #jyugo #nanbaka uno #uno #hajime sugoroku #nanbaka hajime #samon gokuu #nanbaka samon #source: two broke girls #source: 2 broke girls

[nanbafreak]

Rock:-Agh, shit!

Uno:-What happend?

Rock:-The printer broke when I was making invitations to Jyugo's birthday party

Nico:-So, what does it say instead?

Rock:-Jyugo's bi

Nico:

Uno:

Uno:-Works either way

#nanbaka #incorrect quotes #nanbaka rock #nanbaka uno #nanbaka nico #nanbaka jyugo

[environment-one-each-morning]

#crowley x aziraphale #dom reader #i wanna lose weight #horrortale #incorrect marauders quotes #ivy lebelle #forest cottage #studystudystudy #inspo #positive quotes #alexander wang #chill #Phineas and Ferb #nanbaka #nagito komaeda

[yamraihasgirlfriend]

Jyugo: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Uno: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Rock: I personally was created in a lab. Nico: I just straight up spawned lol.

#nanbaka #nanbaka jyugo #nanbaka uno #nanbaka rock #nanbaka nico #nanbaka incorrect quotes

[thatfanfictionchick]

Samon: I don't hate Hajime the way his inmates do.

Hajime: Oh yeah? Then why do you keep sending me pipe bombs?

Samon: I hate you in a different more tangible way.

#anywayyyyy #nanbaka #nanbaka incorrect quotes #nanbaka samon #nanbaka hajime

[c-h-pictures]

Uno: What did you all get for number 12?

Nico: I got 18.

Rock: I got 9.5.

Jyugo: I got Abraham Lincoln... For some reason.

#nanbaka incorrect quotes #nanbaka #nanbaka uno #nanbaka nico #nanbaka rock #nanbaka jyugo

[unicornblossom13]

[Jyugo and Musashi had an argument while camping outside]

Jyugo: The stars sure are beautiful tonight. Too bad you can’t see them, Musashi!

[The older man responds by picking him up and throwing him at the other Cell 13 inmates]

#nanbaka #incorrect nanbaka quotes #nanbaka jyugo #jyugo #nanbaka musashi #musashi #source: avatar the last airbender

[nanbafreak]

Inori:-Boop! Gotcha trauma!

Samon:-You give that back!

Samon:-It was a gift from my brother

#nanbaka #incorrect quotes #nanbaka samon #nanbaka inori

[naquey]

"You are the light I've been searchin' for forever. Feels like, man, I've never really felt the rain." -LIGHT SHOWER Melanie Martinez

Uno to Sebun just out of the blue one day because Uno listened to the portals album and immediately ran to Sebun to quote some of her lyrics.

#portals album #portals quote #i think im funny #sebuno #nanbaka #uno nanbaka #this feels like incorrect quotes but is not #ive been away for a while so this is my gift before i disappear again

[luihyakuya567]

*inside the recreation room, a new game was brought in by Lilli, she made a mistake bringing that in*

Uno:"hmmm, clearly there's something I need to do!"

Jyugo:"there's a rope, can you grab said rope"

Uno:"no, hmmm, detective Uno is on the case how the fuck do I open this door!?"

Nico:"oh there's something here!"

Rock:"Bro puzzles man, fucking puzzles always, always with the puzzles"

Uno:"it's not going to work"

Jyugo:"then what the fuck is the point of that?!"

Rock:"race ya Uno"

Uno:"oh your on!"

*insert special Eddie Mario music*

*later*

Uno:"I used the handgun ammo to get the handgun ammo!"

Jyugo:"that didnt fuckin do anything! That did not stop him at all! 'He was like fuck yo mine!'"

Nico:"dude I'm never gonna know what otto did in his mill!"

Hajime:"what did you do Kazahana?"

Lilli:"I didn't think this would happen"

Samon:"this isn't a first is it?"

Hajime/Lilli:"nope"

Jyugo:"oh can you just fuck right off?!"

Nico:"bang! bang! No locks can contain me!!"

Uno:"hey, hey, hey!"

*Points at Hajime*

Uno:"piss off"

#incorrect quotes #nanbaka #original character #oc stuff #genshin impact #genshin impact oc #nanbaka oc

[ava-ships]

Seitarou over the loudspeaker: Will #0571 please report to the office? We have a little gift for you.

*he looks at Willow standing near him, giggling and holding a teddy bear in her arms*

*Qi walks in*

Qi: You called? For Pete’s sake, Willow....

Willow, hugging him: Yay!

#ava talks #ship: wildflowers #platonic f/os #s/i: willow #incorrect self ship quotes #self shipping #nanbaka #f/os #self ship #self insert #nanbaka Qi #qi nanbaka #nanbaka seitarou #seitarou tanabata #my q

[villain-in-love]

A few Zero x Liang incorrect quotes since I'm currently in Nanbaka mood:

Liang: You guys are being ridiculous, Zero isn’t in love with me.

Qi: Yes she is.

Upa: Yes she is.

Zero: Yes I am.

Liang: What are you doing in our cell?!

⬩

Zero, reading a recipe: “Beat three eggs”.

Liang: In what, hand-to-hand combat?

Zero: Probably.

Qi: Get out of the kitchen, you two!

⬩

Zero: Aww, you’re so cute when you’re angry.

Liang: Well, then I’m about to get really fucking adorable.

⬩

Liang, after gaining some experience: Here's a dating tip for you: hold the door open on your first date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Upa: …now I see how come only someone as insane as Zero was willing to date you.

#ship: “0200” #self ship #self shipping #self ship community #self shipping community

[yamraihasgirlfriend]

Uno: It's locked. You got a lock pick? Jyugo: of course- Rock: *kicks in the door*

#incorrect quotes #incorrect anime quotes #nanbaka uno #nanbaka jyugo #nanbaka rock #nanbaka #jyugo #uno #rock #nanbaka incorrect quote