#it felt like a fucking fever dream

[mo0nagedaydr3am]

just finished reading the secret history and what the actual hell was that

#the secret history #tsh #richard papen #camilla and charles #henry winter #francis abernathy #it felt like a fucking fever dream #brb gonna go think about this book for a week straight

[moonlitsnail]

i think im recovered enough now to talk abt it but as someone who has never seen paddington 1, if you had described to me in perfect detail the plot of paddington 2 i would have thought you were fucking lying to me

#we watched paddington 2 last night #theres this bit in that nic cage movie abt paddington 2 where they watch it and sob and i thot we were all kidding #paddington prison arc??? PADDINGTON ALMOST DROWNS ARC????? #it felt like a fucking fever dream

[sobbinghorses]

Does anyone remember hetaoni

#it felt like a fucking FEVER DREAM #sobbingspeaks #i may miss hetalia a tinsy tiny bit…

[epicfranb]

WHHAT THE FUCKKKKKK ARE CLETHUBS ON THIS SESSION BUT ESPECIALLY ETHO. A LOT HAS HAPPENED BUT THIS GOT ME TO GO HERE AND MAKE A POST

DID ETHO FUCKING PUT A HEART ON BDUBS'S BEDROOM SIGN.

#life updates #WHY ARE THEY SO GAY THIS SESSION #GAYER THAN USUAL #I AM LOSING MY MIND #I NEVER FELT MORE LIKE I'M HAVING S FUCKING FEVER DREAM #LIKE I FR AM QUESTIONING REALITY RIGHT THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE???? #CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE CONFIRM I AM WATCHING A VIDEO THAT EXISTS PLEASE AND THANK YOU. #secret life

[sanbanwoman]

there has never been a christmas episode more chaotic, unhinged and neurotic than S2 epi 6 of The Bear in the history of tv. filled with the most random famous actors ever.

#the bear fx #jeremy allen white #jon bernthal #sarah paulson #john mulaney #bob odenkirk #jamie lee curtis #the entire episode felt straight up like a fever dream #what the fuck

[spark-circuit]

first sans undertale wins the tumblr sexyman poll! then the queen is in poor health! what's next?! team fortress 3?!

#this isn't a guess I'm willing it into existence i am MANIFESTING IT #undertale #deltarune #tf2 #team fortress 2 #uk politics #spark talks about nothing of relevance #now that's what i call shitposting #this whole day has felt like one big fucking fever dream i swear to god #(also ingo in 3rd place! as an emmet fan I'm proud of him! 👏) #tumblr sexyman otd #UPDATE: WELL THIS AGED QUICKLY

[l8tof1]

saudi21 was madness in every conceivable way.

#watching it felt like a fever dream #if you’ve never seen the saudi21 race u honestly need to go back and watch the full season leading up to it #to understand how we got to a place where #verstappen was given unbelievable leeway to do whatever the fuck he wanted on track #remember also how the race director bargained with redbull on live tv over what penalty they would prefer????? #MADNESS #lewis’ win was IMPOSSIBLE. they did everything to stop him even then #in retrospect it’s so clear they were never going to allow him to get the 8th no matter what he did #saudi arabian gp 2021

[quartzitess]

What was bfdia 9. No seriously what is this...??

#osc #object shows #bfdia 9 #bfdia 9 spoilers #spoiler warning #the episode felt like a fucking fever dream.

[downbadforpixels]

brb changing my status from “fukuchi apologists dni” to “fyodor apologists dni”

#tille’s thoughts 💭 #bungo stray dogs #genichiro fukuchi #fyodor dostoyevsky #bsd s5 spoilers #bsd s5 ep11 #bsd ep 61 #what the fuck happened. it felt like a fucking fever dream.

[toukothetower]

After 10 years more or less I finally watch all of Inazuma eleven………………….. im so happy

#hey what the fuck was that arc between the ffi semifinals #I cant stop thinking about it #it felt like a fever dream #anyway cant wait to watch Go for the first time

[maxwellamus]

Scam likely

#dungeons and daddies #scam likely #that episode felt like a fever dream what the fuck just happened

[ewanmitchellcrumbs]

Im not super expert on the butt stuff but wouldn’t it a common curtesy to do some preparations a day or two prior like a cleanse internally for both parties to enjoy going full on back door? Also for the sake of hygiene. In a more realistic setting Aemond would have had his poop all over that strap on afterwards lol It’s a small thing I couldn’t get out of mind after reading it, apologies. I enjoy your writing, keep up the good work!

I've never done any prep before doing butt stuff, if I'm honest - it's never pre-planned, always in the heat of the moment, but it's safe to say I am usually showered and not caked in shit when I'm in that type of situation anyway.

In this scenario, Aemond is already having his balloon knot finger blasted, so we can assume he's not storing a log. I wouldn't put my readers through the ordeal of reading about Aemond douching his asshole, it's unnecessary and shatters the illusion I'm trying to create - remember this is fiction - much like fics don't mention every time their characters piss, fart or burp, there's not really any need to mention the hygiene preparation needed to have their back doors busted in.

Also, unless you need to shit beforehand or haven't eliminated for a few days (why you doing butt stuff if you're constipated?!), toys and dicks will be coming out free of the brown stuff.

#asked and answered #answering this felt like a fucking fever dream lmao

[loregoddess]

folks, I saw what is probably the most American Shirt in America today, lady came in wearing a shirt w/ an American flag pattern and what looked like an overlay of the Declaration of Independence, and that pattern faded to white in a circle and in that circle were three garden gnomes wearing American flag print hats and tunics, holding American flag print hearts

#I have had a headache since last night which is an Unusually Long Time for me to have a headache #also my usual painkillers were Not working so between the pain and stress of ''what the hell did I do to get this long-ass headache'' #I've had a bit of a brain fog all day so like #seeing this lady come in with this shirt felt like a fever dream of some sort #anyhow headache is a bit less painful so I think I probably just fucked up some muscles sneezing too hard #(for context this would unfortunately not be the first time I've sneezed too hard and pulled a muscle) #so I'm not as stressed but I'm still tired as hell and brain's still not at 100% #and I still can't believe I saw an American Gnome Shirt #absolutely surreal in an already surreal day #oracle of lore

[theclosetedskeleton]

off topic WHAT was all of the hype for victorious a decent time ago

#i could RANNTTT about this #SO MANY OF THE CHARACTERS ARE LIKE WRITTEN TO FIT ONE LITTLE BOX AND THAT IS IT #TORI VEGA IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING can we please humble her so bad #i useed to have like a victorious/icarly era (that one ant image) so lemme talk abt this for a bit. LET HIM COOK #HELPPP #anyways #out of the two shows i liked icarly more #idk its just i didnt like/care about many of the characters #the writing is kinda inconsistent and the comedy was never funny #but then again comedy in like any dan schneider nickelodeon sitcom thingy was not really that funny #it revolved the same humor and its just. not funny overall?? #although i did like the crossovers between the two shows #i dont think i was a big fan of sam and cat though (crossover show) #eh but overall would i recommend vicorious in modern times NO not really #entire show felt like a fever dream and also #i never paid attention to this part but all of the like romantic relationships were all SO BORING in victorious #the only serious canon relationship was fucking TOXIC #anywaysss TORI VEGA HATE CLUB shes literally written where she does dumb fucking decisions but NOBODY can correct her #or say shes wrong yada yada yada #I HATE IT somebody needs to humble her SO BAD its gonna be me #closet rambles again on tumblr

[swagging-back-to]

No literally frothing at the mouth misogyny and homophobia in fandom spaces is so fucking absurd because almost all of them “identify” their way into lgb spaces. Get the fuck out :D

Sincerely, a fed up lesbian.

#cannot wait for this fever dream to be over and done with #how the fuck has this shit been able to progress so rapidly #actually upset aboit this today #all my fandom spaces are inhospitable #every time I make an acquaintance in a fandom space I hold my breath until they inevitably say a homophobic or misogynistic slur #or they try to make a gay character actually a sexist straight #or they try to make a gnc character gendered for literally no reason. gnc means gender non conforming. #as in. they do not acknowledge gender as a real thing #because it ISNT #god I’m literally so tired. #when will it end #is this what it felt like to be a normal human when abhramic religions started b #becoming widespread? #not being able to talk about reality because of the morons with deformed hippocampuses treation fiction like fact #it literally feels like it

[krsnope]

I'm like 40 hours into my first Inquisition playthrough but I can't stop thinking about Dragon Age II. Outside of the fact that I went in blind and romanced Anders and caused myself emotional pain, today I remembered all of the things that Gamlen says to Hawke in the cutscene after the All That Remains quest and that the next time I saw him in Act 3 he talks about your LI. I played a blue Hawke and like he immediately jumps to agree when you say it's your fault, like he's grieving whatever. BUT the audacity the next time I saw him to say:

"I hear you moved that apostate boy into your house. You really are your mother's daughter."

This is why my Hawke playlist is sad.

#dragon age 2 #dragon age #blue hawke #first dragon age playthrough #I'm just fucking emo #alexa play My Mother & I by Lucy Dacus #I unintentionally packed so much eldest daughter trauma on my Hawke and that felt so unintentionally self-inserty of me. #it also doesn't help I burned through DA2 so fast #Like most of that game felt like a fever dream #I speed-ran that game so fucking hard that i remember things and I have to sit on the floor to process