#it hasn’t happened Yet though

[lazylittledragon]

every alt person at some point decides to attempt a haircut that makes them wonder if they’re willing to shave their head just in case

#ramble #wish me luck #i’m not touching the front so worst case i just cut the back short again #update: it went great!!! #i’m slowly ticking down to the day i actually fuck up my hair for real #it hasn’t happened Yet though

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

the discourse on this blog is nuts. guess thats just tumblr for ya.

To be fair, parrot ethics and husbandry are significantly more relevant than when I get anons demanding I prove the Holocaust happened or whatever.

#No that hasn’t happened on this blog yet #but I wouldn’t put it past the internet #We did tackle abortion a few times though

[cyber-streak-2]

The most recent batch of Earthspark episodes that came out aren’t from Season 2, and the next eventual batch isn’t from S2 or a S3, either. It’s still just Season 1. When you talk about watching Earthspark, it’s still just the first season.

#Cyber’s Chatter #Anubis’s Chatter #Transformers: Earthspark #Earthspark #I still see a bunch of Earthspark related posts being like ‘just watched Season 2’ ‘Going to watch Season 2’ etc #But it’s not Season 2 #It’s still currently Season 1 everybody #Though it did get greenlit for a Season 2- it just hasn’t happened yet #There’s one more batch of Season 1 episodes that’ll happen

[littlewigglers]

Hi :3

#bug #bugs #insect #insects #millipede #millipedes #I need to think of a name for them #but I usually just give them whatever random word pops into my head when I look at them #but that hasn’t happened for this little one yet #hopefully soon though she will get a name.

[divorcemotif]

FINALLY A HAMLET 2000 TRUTHER

VERY NICE TO MEET YOU I AM OBSESSED WITH HAMLET 2000. my friend and I put it on on a 3 am whim intending to make fun of it but the further in we got the more we were turning to each other like "wait is this good? is this actually good though?? holy shit?? why does this go off?"

#some may argue that the blockbuster scenes or the faxing or the painfully 90s outfits date this movie but I #enlightened #am here to argue it was actually ahead of its time. #its time hasn’t happened yet or anything ofc but it Will come #hamlet #ask #every day I think about his stupid fucking hat. #also that uncomfortably long shot in 1.2 of hamlet and claudius talking reflected fuzzily in the half rolled down car window while a #sharply in focus gertrude beams up at them over the rim.. like. she's so.... #+ the commitment to utter unaesthetic-ness: hamlet’s super cluttered depression apartment & cars honking on the new york street #& 4.3 in the LAUNDROMAT— ham 2000 is the 2d production I've seen where hamlet kisses claudius after 'man and wife is one flesh'' #a concept I like a lot more than the traditional gertrude kiss bc it's kinda in line w how he's been fucking with claudius the entire scene #(though ethan hawke kisses them BOTH. a choice I am OBSESSED with. get it I guess) #as a pretty subdued unenergetic hamlet I def wouldnt say its my fave performance but there are like. so many fascinating choices #the action movie motif.. the airplane motif.. biker horatio.. marcellus as his girlfriend who's just silently in the bg for all of act 5?? #also BILL MURRAY POLONIUS and actually all the ophelia stuff was such a Take. #that intensely uncomfortable scene with the king & queen where hes telling them about her relationship with hamlet as she slowly wanders #along the edge of the pool... it's SO visceral like that's. that's exactly how being a kid feels. #no agency.. your parents telling people your personal shit while youre just There. and zoning out to cope #anyway I'm tired but so much abt the framing & symbolism is so oddly compelling I can't go through all of it #a lot of it I just didnt know what to think of too loll like setting the ros & guil scene in the club.... #them having to yell to be heard over the music is such a specific and awkward vibe as to be intriguing #but also they cut the most interesting part of that scene lol I was disappointed #+ they cut the gravedigger which is.. in line with how little they showed hamlet's sense of humour and odd bursts of energy and such :( #but anyway it's undeniably a fun watch with a friend #I'm definitely forgetting some stuff there was a Lot

[sluttyten]

Is the slow burn too slow if its 75,000 words in and they haven’t properly done anything yet?

#it’s just like…. I’m waiting for them to have the right moment and we’re almost there #I feel like it’s frustrating though because so many times they’ve been so close to this or that but it just hasn’t happened #I will say there has been kissing and the exchange of pics/videos and also the exchange of orgasms #but no actual fucking yet even though it’s come close

[oldfashionedmorphine]

I’m loving the Byler passionate kissing defense going around cause several months ago it was like puritans invaded the tag and the mere suggestion that they would do more than kiss on the cheek led to anons attacking you left and right and it’s why so many of us started tagging fics with “making out” cause apparently people were getting upset reading about kissing scenes in Byler fics, which I thought was excessive but people were still getting attacked for sexualizing them even if you avoided smut. It’s the wildest thing with this fandom…

#like I thought it was wild having to tag that in my fic…it hasn’t happened yet but it will #and I don’t want to deal with people complaining so I added it in a dead dove do not eat way #even though the characters are in their fucking 30s! #I still don’t wanna open the can of worms with some of you because I know where that will lead #I know I’ll have crazy anons in my inbox again saying some shit and I’m really not in the mood for that #but if anyone wants an honest open discussion with me over it you can message me lol #but I really think it’s so unfair that the queer relationship has to be sanitized to be accepted on screen! #because I want to scream about how negative that is for the queer community

[junranghae]

svt doing college boyfriend concept pics is really funny when you’re actually in college and coups is 28…

#how do you do fellow kids #I support a mature student though #yes I know coups bday hasn’t happened yet but he’s basically 28 #noa.x

[designernishiki]

im at the haruka + akiyama duo section of 5 now and i love it <3 both for the uncle/niece sort of dynamic they have and because i fucking love me a murder mystery baby

#weirdly very good choice of character to help haruka solve the crime and all that considering he #went to fucking law school amazingly enough #like. he’d actually know what the fuck he’s talking about despite how incompetent he seems on the surface fjddcjendgj #he’s actually got CREDENTIALS #anyway yeah also their dynamic is just very sweet and I’m so fucking glad two major characters finally got to meet like god I’ve been #WAITING #rambling #y5 #im reserving my thoughts about mirei and that whole… situation…….until I have all the context possible at this point #cause imma be real I didn’t see what happened to her comin #so. god knows what else I haven’t seen yet that I’ll need to consider #so far though. as much as they’re emphasizing a lot right now her work ethic and dedication and etc for haruka to elevate her career and #etc etc etc and that being a very sentimental and kindhearted thing and whatnot. imma be real I still find it mostly bullshit #I mean. even mirei herself could’ve maybe believed she was doing all that for haruka’s sake alone but that doesn’t erase the fact that mirei #had a plan for haruka since day fuckin one (before that probably) and it had nothing to do with caring for her and her personal freedoms or #enjoyment in life or anything- she elevated haruka because she projected onto her BIG TIME and needed to redeem herself after failing #in the industry by living vicariously though a mini-mirei conditioned to think she wants all the things mirei wants #and so on and so on. like #it seems really sweet and giving of her that she’d do so much to take out that loan and what have you. but once you step back for a moment #and go wait a second. this isn’t what haruka even wanted in the first place. she hasn’t had personal freedom at all the past six months and #mirei taking her shopping and letting her choose between some clothes on her own (ONLY allowing designer brand though. obviously) #is an effective way of making haruka believe she has free will and is doing what she honestly wants to do #because god forbid she realizes that- yeah mirei has sacrificed a lot for me- but I never asked her to and becuase of it now I have massive #responsibilities and expectations to uphold. after all- how could she live with herself if she rejected what mirei worked so hard for #especially after mirei. you know. suddenly dies. (not saying that was part of her manipulation or something just saying that it plays into #it conveniently well- haruka REALLY couldn’t live with herself now if she didn’t win this contest and debut) #annnnyway. it’s very interesting. mirei is… very interesting #I said I wasn’t gonna comment on her yet but. oops

[gets-eeby-deebied]

not even like 2 sentences into the new solangelo book and it’s already so gay im losing it

screenshot of the line i’m talking about under the cut in case anyone doesn’t want spoilers

like legitimately second sentence of the book Nico is calling Will “stunningly beautiful” i’m so here for this. reading just the excerpt on Rick’s blog i can tell Rick and Mark put a lot into this book, it almost reads as if they wrote a solangelo fanfic that’s also incredibly in character (which i mean only in the best way, i read so much fanfic and i’m very picky about what i choose to read lmao)

#foaming at the mouth for this book #bribing barnes and nobles to ship my copy faster even though it hasn’t even been released yet #so many of my hyperfixations are happening rn pls give me a break #the sun and the star #rick riordan #mark oshiro #percy jackon and the olympians #heros of olympus #trials of apollo #nico di angelo #will solace #solangelo #nico x will #nico di angelo x will solace #riodanverse #tsats #tsats preview

[thejadecount]

Okay but I honestly think that we should get some Peepaw Multiverse Leos interacting with other AU Leos like LFLS and Separated though

#not only would it be funny #(well funny considering the circumstances) #but it would be great for everyone #seriously though guys why hasn’t this been a thing yet? #one of the peepaws is just like: what happened to you kids? #*LFLS Leo and Separated Leos look at each other* #Draxum #like I think I’ve seen a somewhat interaction between Separated and LFLS Leos interact together #but what about their canon apocalypse-traumatized counterparts? #I like to think upon hearing one of them quip about how he’s so ‘edgy’ he would say the most soul-crushing thing immediately #okay maybe I just want to see some Leos bite back after all the truama projecting the peepaws have done on their past versions but CMON #like doesn’t anyone else think the F! Leo-on-Leo hate has gone on long enough? #now it’s time for the present AU Leos to do the soul-crushing #anyways yeah I just think it’d be great #rottmnt #rise tmnt #separated leo au #lfls Leo au #add Beast! Leo for fun #like I’d think of it on how he’s totally chill and acts normal and then just casually beats one of the peepaws during sparring #tmnt crossover #au crossover #guys it’d be fun just imagine #I also like to think they all see life mission Leo and are like ‘protect child at all costs’ even though he’s just slightly younger #lfls leo #b.e.a.s.t #peepaw multiverse

[mycological-mariner]

My mother’s been watching The Terror for the first time over the course of a month. She knew absolutely nothing about the history and I’m just gonna say that she would have done numbers here.

Re: episode one “Fuck that, fuck that so hard. I hate this show I hate this show. Oh god. I can’t look” (thalassaphobia rip)

“Homosexual ship back then! Seamen, hold fast, come on!”

“So did that actually happen? Is this real? Is that real? How do we know this happened? When was this? So this didn’t happen but the other thing did? Did this actually —“

“So WHY did they go in the middle of winter??” and after an explanation, “Well why did they go at all?” and another explanation, “Fucking hell, that’s horrible. These were people’s children!”

Re: Ronan Raftery as Lt. Irving: “Hang on, that’s the guy in Moone Boy! The one choir guy, the one who knocks up the sister! Wait lemme check - yeah, it’s him!” Bonus points for her recognising half the cast.

“You could say he’s got a leg up”

“If they start carving up bodies, I’m out.”

“The Bible thumper, is he gonna die? He’s gonna die.”

“‘Hey baby, wanna check out my sideburns?’”

“Mm, bacon.”

“Fucking hell, it’s angsty again! This is stressful!”

“Are we finishing The Terror Barbecue tonight?”

Sitting in her armchair in the corner, smoking and saying possibly to herself, “Angsty. Angsty boys.”

#she hasn’t finished it yet #I didn’t even include all of the dark humour dad jokes there were too many #*something horrible happens* my mother: you could say. you could say he’s [bad pun] #watching my old mother sitting in a dark corner muttering’Angsty boys’ to herself was what made me wanna post abt her #episode one nearly gave her a panic attack though #it’s her least favourite episode and probably my favourite #for the same reasons #anyways #the terror amc #at least she’s really into it #and I’m her go-to for historical fact checking I guess #’did they really find a corpse with a diary in his pants or is that made up??’ #so she’s enjoying it #also I completely didn’t recognize ronan raftery - I swtg an actor can change their accent and I won’t know who they are #I love moone boy too but I recognize ppl by their voice so. rip.

[wewontbesleeping]

I’m sooo nervous about finding a bridesmaids dress for my sisters wedding in October

#it’s an OUTDOOR WEDDING #IN MINNESOTA #it’s going to be absolutely freezing #it might be warmish during the day but by the time the sun sets it will probably be under 45 degrees #unless it’s a spectacularly unseasonably hot day. which is a big possibility too!! #and everything is like #hey here’s a strapless dress in brown! for Fall! #like I can’t wear shit like that inside in the SUMMER #so idk how I’m going to wear that OUTSIDE during the winter #at a certain point I’m probably just going to have to be like. #ok I’m wearing this velvet dress for pictures and then immediately putting on a parka #honestly her whole wedding is stressful lmfao #everything is like. life or death #I’m mostly staying out of it though #but like girl how are you going to respond with ‘if people don’t like it we don’t want them there anyways’ to everything 😭 #like I told her that she needs to tell people that they are only invited to the reception bc she’s having a private ceremony #and she needs to communicate to people where everything is happening #and it’s just like WELL! they can figure it out! And if they don’t! I don’t care I don’t want them there! #like people aren’t taking time and money out of their lives to go to your wedding ….. #and she hasn’t sent invites out yet? #which I had to tell her she needs to do LMAO #she was going to send out save the dates and NO INVITES #and was expecting people to just google and find her wedding website for all info #I had to be like. you NEED to send people invites if you send them a save the date. or they will not come. because you didn’t invite them. #and at first she was just like if they can’t figure it out we don’t want them there anyways !! #lollll okay venting over! #weddings are just so stressful #and expensive

[radioprune]

feeling crazy because of how I’m always 12 years old when I hear suite judy blue eyes and I’m always 9 when I hear the word and I’m always 4 when I hear a hard days night and I’m always 22 when I hear mama nantucket honestly and I’m always 14 when I hear 20th century breakdown and I’m always 20 when I hear love of my life and I’m always 13 when I hear bohemian rhapsody and it’s literally always something!!!!!!

#this close to crying on the plane listening to marianne faithful it’s all over now baby blue #the other week elin was like it sounds like you never forget anything ever and literally I don’t. nothing that’s ever happened to me and no #facts lol. I will forget that I have to respond to your message though. because that’s in the future. can’t remember something that hasn’t #happened yet #um anyway. feeling crazy and I don’t want to see [redacted] layer because I’ve been feeling weird about them but. here we are

[causticsunshine]

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#people keep commenting on my fics begging for updates but i’m gonna be real y’all: i have nawt been feeling it lately #i’m still gonna finish them ofc ofc but i’ve not been in the mood to write and i’ve barely been paying attention to #much in the hilb verse / larrie nation as of late #my interest is spread across a few different things rn + work has been really hard lately #plus life in general. and there are so many awful things happening in the world #the consistent apartheid in palestine. the coltan mining disasters in congo. the horrors in sudan. #i just don’t feel in the right state to be spending my limited spare time on fanfic + on a hobby i’m not feeling very connected to at the #current time #i appreciate the support and desire to read more of my work ofc #but just as always on top of what i said above #comments strictly begging for updates make me #feel adverse to updating? like they don’t motivate me at all to work. they just stress me out #so i apologize but that also hasn’t been helping #the most i’ve been able to do the last month and a half is half heartedly edit chapter two of SMYL #it’s almost entirely smut and that’ssss also a struggle for me to write when there’s a lot of it #(and yet i have lengthy detailed smut in everything i write oops) #i will try though i hate having so much on the backburner. i just wanted to give a general update on things #alex talks

[bigfishthemusical]

!!!>:(!!! I FORGOT 2 OF MY FUCKING PRESETS!!! Exploding and Dying!!!

#girl I’m going to explode!! this is so fucking sad :( #I don’t think anyone noticed the first one. but the second hasn’t happened yet but it’s too late to do it now #and I’m afraid the director will notice and freak out on me :( #augh. well too late now I suppose though.