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Why are all the bears you post very poor little meow meows when they are deadly beasts (affectionate) in real life 🥺🥺 ur going to be the death of me (if i ever live in a place with bears 🐻)
Not true. Bearotonin International aims to provide responsible bear programming. Which means occasional reminders that bears are lethal beasts that can maul and eat you and permanently unsubscribe your life from existence if so tempted.
So, in an attempt to remind all of you NOT to be tempted to pet bears, here is a dose of responsible bear programming
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charseraph · 10 months
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What happens if an Adult Hub of a Tower falls over? Does it die?
It becomes much more vulnerable to predators, sores, and disease.
There’s a slight chance it could survive if knocked over onto a stone wall or sturdy tree, or if knocked so loose as to be rolled by its drones to relieve pressure. But generally, being felled is a death sentence pre-contact.
Infant towers are nimble enough to jostle themselves upright (or be set right by their tutor drone). Tutors instinctually look for soil that could support towers without loosening.
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moonsinkfoxgirl · 3 months
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not geometry and basic arithmetic viciously sabotaging my attempt to make a max speed aesthetically pleasing tier 5 unit assembler...
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koppiki · 1 year
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me when I have absolutely no time to do the things I want to do (aka me right now)
I don't like midterms :(
or being sad all the time because of Who Knows Why :(
perhaps some translation would make me feel better, but... executive dysfunction! Also no time. Well I have time, but... you know, it feels like I don't. So I don't. Even though I do.
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stealthrockdamage · 6 months
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need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world
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lordspoooky · 8 months
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Ice king is a really good character because they intoduce him and you're like "haha what a freak what's wrong with him" and then the show goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like
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plaguedocboi · 7 months
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“We’re born alone and we die alone” you were born alone? Your mom wasn’t there?
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Terfs and radfems get off my fucking post I am gender-fluid Thanks
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ackerslut · 11 months
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category of blorbo called "technically i like them but fanons obsession with them to the exclusion of other characters pavloved me into having a negative reaction whenever i see them"
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crashlapine · 3 months
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where's the screenshotsofdespair tumblr account when you need it
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etchif · 3 months
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No other options. It's Yes or No.
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hekuuu · 8 months
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my favorite genre of games is the one where you can gather a team of idiots and wander around with them doing sidequests
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ekko-idk · 5 days
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My take on Farcille <3
(experimenting with my style too)
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borealiszero · 8 months
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People should make more doomed by narratives siblings relationship.
Like with lovers you can just sever it and not have it related to you ever again but with siblings how could you?
You grow up with them you raise them or they raised you you both know how unforgiving the world is to both of you? You would die for them but will hate them for doing the same and yet none of you would regret it and both of you know it. They could be the person you loath the most and miss the most cause you still remember how they sneaked a candy into your hands. You can sever the tie but you can never look away at what you've lost, at whom you've lost because fate doesn't allow you to be together, eating dinners in quiet peace, if only there's another life, another time, where i can make you another plate of pancakes i would im sorry im sorry im sorry —
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robiniswriting · 5 months
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david tennant, matt smith, and jodie whittaker: if doctor who calls me and im available I am so there
me: omg yes slay I love that for you
christopher eccleston and peter capaldi: there’s nothing on god’s green earth that makes me want to reprise the role of the doctor on television
me: omg yes slay I love that for you
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humming-fly · 1 year
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Every now and then I'm reminded Real People with Actual Jobs use tumblr and I've always been legitimately curious what all you weird adults are up to when you're not on this site and with tumblr's New Poll Feature I can finally get an answer! (or the closest approximation of an answer possible with only 10 available options h a)
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mydairpercabeth · 4 months
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Ares saying he hates his own kids and the worst day of the year is when they visit him makes my heart break for Clarisse more. Clarisse fights so hard for scraps of her father’s attention and Ares sees her as just another nuisance. He doesn’t care about her unless she’s able to serve him. But Clarisse (like Annabeth) thinks she just has to work harder for him to love her. In her mind, it’s all her fault. Which is why she is so angry when little punk Percy strolls in at twelve years old, no training and unclaimed, and immediately defeats the minotaur. In three days hes already got the gods attention and his father claimed him. Of course she’s angry.
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