#it's automatic

[delicatepointofview]

singing louis songs in an over exaggerated british accent is my favorite hobby

#silver tongues started playing #you know whats up #it's automatic #same when miss you comes on

[clfixationstation]

I have been informed that lying is supposed to be harder than telling the truth?? like it's supposed to take more brain energy??

but when I lie, it's typically because it's easier to give a simple, false explanation than it is to remember all the details on the spot that are required to be truthful. like, lying is near effortless, I don't have to think about it at all

tbh it probably looks like I'm lying when I'm telling the truth because it takes me so long to respond and I get all fidgety

#cl talks #idk shit memory moment?? #adhd #neurodivergent #lol seems like something armin would say #armin arlert #I'm a “good” liar bc it takes little energy & appears natural #it's automatic #adhd inattentive #did you go into my room? #truth: did I? *looks around wildly remembering* uhh I remember doing this then that.. then... *fidgets* oh yeah i did i was looking for _ #auto-lie: no but I vacuumed outside of it *casual tone & demeanor* Why is something wrong? #lying to teachers on the spot to get extensions >>> #tbh i just had undiagnosed adhd and the truth wasn't believable #“i tried to do this assignment for five hours straight & wrote 1 sentence” #yeah like they'll buy that #eremin #cuz it's a common tag for me

[transillusionisms]

y'know i'm probably some sorta transharmful now that i think about it. you put me on a death game server and i become an unholy terror.

i once stalked someone through the woods back to their base for ten minutes all the while in vc with them pretending i was still building my base, and it would've worked had they not caught a glimpse of me through the trees. i accidentally made my bf scared of me because he thought i was gonna turn on him for fun. i kidnapped someone for an hour straight in order to find their base, including once shooting a boat out from under them. i made a fae deal with someone where i implied i wouldn't kidnap them again but never actually promised it, leaving me free to do so without breaking my deal.

i became a *terrifying* person when given the opportunity

#pine speaks #i like to describe it as ''if a wolf was a fae'' #it's not even on purpose either #it's automatic #this might technically be cisharmful but i prefer calling it transharmful :]

[sauntering-down]

me, '89 baby, double-spacing after periods until i DIE

#it's automatic #i've literally been doing it my entire life because that's how i was taught lol

[just-slightly-chayotic]

please i just want to go read kimchay fics but instead i'm waiting for a phone call with a group of people

#also food #i'm starving #but by now it is too late #why do i have to socialise and who decided that group assignments are a great idea?? #i'd rather write 50 pages by myself #I KEEP TAGGING STUFF AS JEFF SATUR ACCIDENTALLY #it's automatic #help #tea's ramblings

[itmeblog]

Me (In the sweetest voice as tentacles burst through the floor to squeeze the life from my follower's eyes): Remember, I Iove you.

#It's automatic #The cult of the lamb is a sick little game...idk how my little bro found it to suggest to me but here we are #I just feel like if they're gonna die they should know they were loved

[mi-spark]

my dog in pokemon mystery dungeon

#> dad discovers his phone can automatically make pngs from photos #> friend suggests playing with pngs #> this is the result #i need to be yelled at to do work

[supposedlyahuman]

tw: Examples of reblog bait/people trying to guilt others into reblogging stuff. I am not actually saying the things below, they're just examples that I have seen.

I fucking hate when people say stuff like this. Especially when it's on a generally good post with valuable information. On the one hand I want to share that information because it could genuinely help someone; on the other, I don't want to spread this type of guilt-tripping and shaming and potentially trigger someone else like me. It's a lose-lose situation. No matter what I do, I am going to feel guilty. No matter what I do, I will feel like a terrible person. It sucks and I just wish people would stop doing this. I know it's shocking, but it is actually possible to make an important and useful post without guilting everyone that sees it into sharing.

#in general i just don't reblog anything that tries to guilt me into reblogging it #there have been so many times where i consider reblogging something and then see people saying the stuff above #and i automatically move along because i can't handle interacting with that sort of thing #moral ocd #serious #my thoughts

[millenianthemums]

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

#text post #although testing if it works would be difficult #i’d need a spare phone or two #also i know qr codes don’t usually automatically scan but maybe one could if it was evil enough #1k

[ironinkpen]

best thing about uncle iroh is that if you pay attention he is actually just as much of an idiot as zuko but has just mastered the art of coming across as a wise old man. the even better thing is that zuko is the only one on the planet who somewhat realizes this and no one would ever believe him because he's zuko

#a:tla #atla #zuko #uncle iroh #best dynamic in the world is when two characters are equally stupid #but people automatically assume the chiller one is a better decision maker #INFURIATING the angry one #(just a heads up if you got recced this post there's more in the reblogs)

[ssolessurvivor]

Headcanon

Even in mundane situations where people are injured or in trouble, Logan reverts to the man he learned to be for ten long years. He becomes the soldier and runs towards turmoil or pain, he runs towards desolation and despair.

Even if he's a little jaded from his time in the military and the conflict of just what he stands for now, that soldier will not ever be removed from his blood, his very DNA. He becomes calm and steady, his hands no longer shake, he no longer fears the demons that chase him.

He runs to help people out of car wrecks. He runs to help people out of a burning building. He stalks an active shooter to hopefully help take them down before emergency services get there. In doing this, he recognizes others: they recognize one another and soldier on.

He's made new friends this way, in that familiar bond.

Things like this don't happen often, but when they do? If he's able to engage in the situation? He is more than willing to help.

#(what makes you unbreakable) headcanon #i've probably talked about this before but it's very much a part of him #after five long years and then five more in a different scenario he can't help it #it's automatic

[inkskinned]

it's been said before and i'm sure said better than i can phrase it. but really, really - if you like making "i'm going to kill myself" jokes, please try switching to being ironically conceited instead.

anytime something goes wrong, say things like "ah well at least i'm beautiful and charming and everyone loves me." when you forget something, try "my big huge brain is so smart and thinking about too many other very big wizardly thoughts you wouldn't even understand." when you're frustrated by one of your symptoms, start talking like you're in My Immortal. "Life has come for me but my eyes are beautiful pools of gorgeous fire and my hair is amazing. I stuck my middle finger up at life and told it to fuck off and it did."

just... try it for a month or two. try saying the most absurdly self-congratulatory shit you can think of.

i know it's tempting to make suicide or self-harm jokes. and for me at least, a decade ago (!) when someone suggested i stop making those kinds of jokes, i was kind of at a loss for what to replace them with. i wanted to make light of these moments, but genuinely (at the time) my first thought really was suicidal ideation. there was a part of me that even felt like ... i was kind of "making light" of that voice. that if i could say i want to die lol, it would help take the sting out of that genuine (albeit passive) desire. like i could turn my illness into a joke.

when i started complimenting myself instead, it felt awkward and stupid. it felt really, really ironic. what i was actually saying was nobody would ever think this stuff about me, that's what makes it so fucking funny.

but. the effect was immediate. first thing i noticed was the people around me. when i dropped a glass and said ah my skin is too beautiful and sleek the glass has swooned and broken for me, other people were suddenly overjoyed to jump in with the joke. rather than making an awkward moment, we'd both start cracking up. ah princess sleek hands, i've heard of you.

i was 19. i hadn't noticed i'd been making others tense when i said i want it all to end. i know now that it's incredibly hard to know how to walk that moment - do you talk to them about your concern? do you potentially make them uncomfortable by asking if they're okay? do you ignore the situation? do you help them pick up the glass, or do they need to do it by themselves? are they genuinely made suicidal over this small moment? and most importantly, how do you - without professional training or supplies - actually help?

most people want to help you pick up the glass in your life, they just have no fucking idea how to do it. they don't want to make anything worse. they don't want to make assumptions about you. they love you, they're scared for you - and being scared makes people kind of freeze up. it's not because they don't love you. it's because they do.

now when something bad happens, my first thought is how can i make a stupid joke about this. it isn't my brain saying you're a dumb fucking bitch. i spend more time laughing. i spend more time being gentle with myself. i spend more time feeling good.

and the thing is - what's kind of funny - is that you'd be surprised by how many people agree with you. the first time i said i'm too pretty to understand that, someone else said to be fair you're the prettiest person in this room. i promise - you really don't know how kindly your friends see you. but they love you for a reason. they sort of reverse-velveteen-rabbit you. your weird and ugly spots fade away and you just become... the love they want to give you.

go love yourself ironically. the worst thing that happens is that you end up tricking your reflection into actually loving you.

#something something toxic relationships notwithstanding #(re: the friends stuff) #most people love you. automatically. for being alive. like people are just MADE that way. #and the reason kms jokes don't always land is bc people fucking love you and are like - ahhh how do i help #let them help you!!!!!!

[tearlessrain]

you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.

#waving your hands at automatic doors like a jedi also counts #jedi are just wizards in space

[prokopetz]

The problem with Victor Frankenstein isn't that he's not as smart as he thinks he is. The problem with Victor Frankenstein is that he's exactly as smart as he thinks he is in one very specific area, and he just expects that to automatically translate to every other area of his life and is taken completely by surprise every single time it doesn't.

#media #literature #frankenstein #victor frankenstein #mary shelley #characterisation #he's the forefather of every stem influencer who thinks having a phd in physics automatically makes them a qualified sociologist

[viridiscrow]

''If you see this, you have to reblog with-'' I stopped reading.

#genuinely my brain grinds to a halt with those #same reaction as w/ anything addressing ''guys'' or ''fellas'' or whatever #they aren't gender neutral #y'know I used to try to force myself to be okay w/ people using that type of masculine language but I have worked hard to be a girl #I am not going to abide misgendering #I am not those things #so my brain shuts off reading mode immediately #it's automatic #genuinely I have no idea what those sentences say after #the ones that are suggestions sure maybe but the ''you need to'' phrasing is an instant literacy switch in my brain #I don't need to #I am not obligated to #=_= #''...''

[aquilaofarkham]

this line hits a lot harder especially when you view laios as having autism...

#aquila talks #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #never have i come across another character with this much ''omg hes literally me'' energies oof #and chilchuck was making a fair point!! but an autistic person hearing that is automatically gonna go ''... oh''