#its so funny i csnt do this

[thedoctorsoff1c3]

draw me a cat

ok

here r u happy

watch this

#digital art #medi+!! #watered down #coral started screeching in vc #to the cats being watered #its so funny i csnt do this #HE STILL IS #SAVE ME #SOS HE'S BRREAKINH MY EAR DRUMS

[sungsuho]

i "dont watch tv" ubtil my beloved mutuals reblog gifsets from bl dramas and then suddenly ive watched 5 tv shows in 2 days

#beyond evil counts in this. its not a bl but. we all know they fucked #its so funny bc im SO bad at watching tv since you csnt really do that in a single sitting #and watching things in other languages is also worse because i have to devote 100% of my attention so i know what theyre sahing #vs putting on like. idk leverage where i can scroll through tumblr and still know #<-actually this is why i havent finished bcs because its so good i csnt look away #AND YET

[elevatortheory]

i just cant stop thinking about it like now i even want baklava . its so funny. its not the stupidest tim and eric skit ive seen but its so idiotic it makes me laugh soooo hard its underappreciated its so fucking funny . cant live without my baklava ! 💥

#rio rambles #its so . writing a summary doesnt do it justice its soooo funny to me i csnt describe it good enough to explain how fucking funny it was #i turned on the adult swim marathons at like 3 am and went to channel 5 and went 'oh :D i love the horror stories!' and well. even knowing #them couldnt prepare me for how stupidly absurd itd be

[othercrossee]

#z rambles #i just deleted two wall of texts talking shit about tmr course exam and the fuck ass teachwr #its so bleak 🥰 #damned if u do damned if u dont type scenario eith this damn teacher its so crauzy #today was funny tho he was supervising todays exam and when he tried to make small talk everyone just stare at him #and no one said anything. WE DO NOT LIKE HIMMM #i mean why tf wouldnt we when he failed half the class during our midterm and gave all of us 60/100 for our oresentation #and one team even got 40 #i still remwmbwr this cuz the audacity he has is insane #he explained to that team what to do and they did the way he wanted and changed a wording anf he said they got it all wrong #mind u? it didnt change the menaing at all like everything is all there and he undermined their effort entirely anf everyones ofc #another one is when he was like ouuu disappointed we failed our midterm and proceed to explain that we answer the question wrong #by focusing on the wrong thing. anf then he explained what to focus on in the wuestions and the part he wqnted was #not in the question. itw invisible. it is not there. he want us to answer shit that wasnt asked #great just. 10/10 all around this course #even worse if we fail this course? we csnt fucking gj to our next year cys its essential #babe how r we passing if he keeps failing us what🦧 #its even crazier considering the midterm that half of us failed we answered exactly as he wanted when we were doing questions with our team #and EVEN CRAZIER me and my friend were checking our answers anr check in with someone who passed #and we wrote the same fucking reasoning and he decided ours wasnt good enough ☺ #im tired man how tf can any damn score pull us this time when he faiked our midterm and our quiz and our project score is low as shit #its so fucking bleak #girl we dont even know what to review cuz he didnt say anything lmao #neat 🙏 #rant #IM GOING TIRED ❗❗ #not crazy cuz the wall of text swrves that purpose alrrady i need to sleep

[unicorn1397]

🌟 An breeze night🌟

It was a breeze night, the wind blowing in the wispy air, out there was a familiar red fellow wearing a red dino hat chilling on the cliff top were him and his best friend live. It was nice to laugh about this night he usually doesn't be out at night but hey, something was on his mind and he didn't wanted to be alone about it... So there he is getting up from the spot were he was, going back to were he live ' do you think he'll like like you back?' Laugh thought as he was just getting up and leaving off from the cliff top, ' nah, he's just a best friend....Right?' He's berm thought ing about it for days.... He was about to test that theory today, he walks back to his house, opens his door, walks in grabs the phone, then dials players number... It was quiet in the blueberry house as the 2 people inside was fallen fast asleep, until RING....RING....RING.....RING. Player shot up awake as the phone ranged, they sighed as they got up from the bed, sat up, then put their slepers on going walking across the room, then opening the door, they went downstairs just to answer their phone but questioning how the hell didn't there little brother heard that, they picked up the phone and said " Hello?", Not to long their best friend laugh answered the phone, " Heya pal, ik I'm calling u at night but I kinda need you here rn since I need to tell you something, so I can get it off my chest, okay?" As laugh said that, the player started thinking, ' what does he need to get off his chest again?' He thought that was oddly different since laugh sometimes, or never talk about serious topics, its, not like him at times, but player thoughts soon git snapped out of it after hearing an " hello?" From laugh. " Oh sorry for the long wait, or pause I was eating something, like a bag of chips." Player said as they pretend to make chip eating sounds by using an audio of a prank of lil bro with a bag of chip by their phone. They was always a bad lier, but laugh did belive it, for a secound, " but imma drop by k laugh????" Player said as they stood the recording audio, " okay, pal just don't be late k?" Laugh asked very seriously making the 😮‍💨 face while he's at it, " okay fine but I'll be there in a min at the spot, k gotcha" player laughed as he hung up the phone, ngl laugh, did laugh to at the lil funny joke but he ran as fast as he cand over to the spot, player then put their normal clothes on and ooen the door one more time beforr looking at there lil brother kissing their lil brother for head goodnight, and then, player walked out of the house closing the door behind them,, they ran to the spot seeing laugh there chilling, but a sudden auor came from him, as laugh was scared about telling them, despite being their best friend for years, he was also shy since he never told anyone his feelings before, " sit down" Laugh said as he gestured to the patch of grass beside him. Player sat down beside him and fidgeting with their fingers, " So what do u want to talk about hm?" Player said as he look at laugh in his ruby eyes, laugh looked back at players Weezer blue eyes, their eyes shine like diamonds in the night, he wonder why, " well I wanted to talk to you about, and it's been for years now, so I finally want to get it off my chest." laugh soon start fidgeting his hands, " wait so your going to propose to Deb and want me to be the groom????" Player asked confused, " what no, not yet at least, no time soon since i csnt afford it rn" Laugh said as he rubbed his neck, woah he never actually been this shy before, " Then what is it?" Player asked as he look at laugh confused plastered on their face. " I-I like you for a long time now, and wanted to confess to you about my feelings, how, also what they really meant, i-i love you player and I hope you cab accept me by now a-and please let me know if u don't feel the same way" Laugh said red in thr face as he look at Player, it was an awkward silence, but before laugh cod leave play responded back by saing, " Laugh, I like like you for a long time to now and for all the craziness that has been happening.

#Late To School Roblox #late to school laugh #late to school player #late to school roblox #roblox late to school

[pey-no-attention-to-me]

Jjba and mp 100 for the ask game? (If you don't wanna do both, then choose from whatever one you want to do more!)

OKAY FINALLY IM DOING IT LETS GO

as you know I like the silly’s known as serizawa and okuyasu ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

women? Uhhhhhhh hmmm 🤨 for mp100 I’d definitely say tome kurata because ALIENS for jojo I have no idea but I’ve drawn yukako before she’s pretty cool

my least favorite character. STEELY DAN. STEELLY DAN FOR SURE HES JUST SO ARGGGHHHHH for mp 100 I never really hated everybody but Mogami keiji is pretty ARGGG too

I LOVE PRETTY PEOPLE GAHHHHHH Ermes Costello . She’s. She’s just so. HANDSOME!! and ohhhhhhhh pretty people in mp100. Men. Specifically teru I- HES just so. So teru.

UH FUNNY CHARACTERS ARE LITERALLY THE ONLY THING KEEPING MY LIFE TOGETHER RN I LOVE TGEMMM would recomend reigen as a silly and same goes to polnareff like. Have you seen their faces. They are silly.

For mp100 I think the second season but that’s kinda only cause the ova and JOJO PART 4 OBVIOUSLY I LVOE IT L LOVE IT MUCH

whewww remember how I like Okuyasu yeah my favorite jojo episode ever is let’s go get Italian food. No need to explain any further. And UHHHH ONE SECOND I’m back mp100 is a hard choice but I guess season 2 episode 5 ‘Discord~Choices~’ because when I first watched it I SOME HOW SKIPPED THE MOST IMPORTANT EPISODE AND WHEN I REWATCHED IT I WAS SCREAMING LIKE WHAT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN JUH

HAHA IVE BEEN WAITING FOF THIS!! ROMANCE‼️‼️i can say this with all the certainty in my body that MY FAVORITE SHIPS EVER are JOSUYASU AND SERIREI YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I WANT TO RUN THEM OVER I WANT OT PLAY WOTH THEM LIKE DOLLS AND MAKE THEM KISS AND I WANT TO PIT THEM IM THE OVEN FOR THEIR LAST MOMENTS I WANT TO EXPLODE THEM BU WRAPPING THEM IN TINFOIL AND PUT THEM IN A Solwave Stainless-Steel Commercial Microwave AND I WILL THROW THEM IN A HOLE FULL OF TIGERS AND BEARS AND 10 DIFFERENT THINGS AND

family ship??? huh?? uh I guess shou and his father(president suzuki??(idk his name 😭)) cause they end up like.. working together it’s cool ig and LOVE JOSEPH AND GRANNY ERINAS CONCEPT I know they didn’t get much screen time together but I LOVE THEM

My favorite friend ships uhmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhHAHAHHHA WAITWAIT JOSEPH AND SPEEDWAGON because like… the kid saves him right and speedwagon just what is happening what NO JOSEPH DONT POKE HIS NOSE and I rlly like shou and ritsu’s friend ship(even tho I romantically ship them too) because loud extrovert with no friends + constantly annoyed introvert that also has no friends is the best concept ever

JONATHAN X DIO I DONT EVEN WANT TO SAY THE SHIP NAME ITS SO BAD AND DIO IS NOT HIS JOBRO ITS SPEEDWAGON AND YOU CSNT SAY ORHERWISE AND MOB X REIGEN?!! NOOO?? IDC IF THEIR AGED UP REIGEN MET MOB WHEN HE WAS LIKE NEGATIVE YRS OLD PLEASE STOP

like you said before, jotakak is pretty overrated LIKE KAKYOIN ISNT A BIRD AND HE DOES NOT LAY EGGS for mp100 I wouldn’t say there’s a over hyped ship but I guess serirei but.. I love them.. so they’re fine.. right..

Underhyped is definitely koichi and yukako like they’re cute okay they’re happy and then shou and ritsu because.. lost of ppl like them but nobody draws them or writes about them(or I’m just bad at finding stuff 😭)

unpopular opinion? I don’t like part 5. Like I literally like part 1 better. There’s no specific reason all the characters are cool(i love fugo) but it just feel so rushed and you never get to learn anything about the characters ig and mp100- uh I don’t know 😭 let me think OH!!! Onigawara is the most amazing best character he needed more screen time and why did he have to leave to high school whywhyeheyehywhy I miss him(sobs)

#time for tags #IM SORRY ITS SO LONG FRICK GAHHH #I ramble and ramble when it’s about my favorite shows. GREHAHHHHH #jojos bizarre adventure #mob psycho 100 #skelliont #ask game response #ask reply #there we go. #anyways thanks for asking me I loved doing this

[lyrker]

not me forgetting to write about episode 154 haha never never

anyway

ERIC!!! he actually just sounds like a sweetheart i love his voice and him. I really don’t like Mary ): she’s so mean ): Eric was a nice dude and he seemed to care a lot about his son. he was killed by his wife But here he is, kinda amused at how bad she was at disposing a body.

also the boss before Elias was a dude named James Wright? cool. cool cool cool yeah cool thanks cool okay, timeline. J maggie, James wright, elias douchard. I csnt be mad at Wright I don’t even know the man.

i do love Eric though. he’s like “i could tell you how to quit…but i also just couldn’t.” but he’s right, there’s no way Gertrude could be a worse mother figure than fucking Mary. Eric seemed to like the thrill, though. Funny guy. I can see how he felt special to her though, safe and protected as a guy who’s never thrown a punch, i would too.

Im. not really surprised that the way you escape is gouging out your eyeballs. but look—look

there was no way, literally no chance, that Jon and Martin were gonna run away. Martin is busy with the Extinction or whatever, and Jon might actually just DIE. And if those weren’t enough for you, look me straight in my metaphorical eyes and tell me that ANY queer media that says “let’s run away together !!” EVER works out. Good omens, Killing Eve, Our Flag Means Death, The Magnus Archives, it never works. i’m so. Jon did go to Martin as a voice of reason, whether it was a conscious thought or not. i actually teared up at the scene, staring up at my ceiling blankly ):

ough i’m almost to the season finale,,,,it feels too fast. honestly i’m probably gonna relisten to it immediately after it’s over S1 Jon was. wow. so different. He’s so different!! I csnt place it, like. okay, S1 Jon was like a dark, almost ominous yellow. maybe a muted greyish brown? unwelcoming and cold and a little bland. S3/4 jon is like a light but muted green, kinda faded and you’re worried about losing its color. It’s soft. This is the best way i can explain it i think.

Theories! season finale coming in not what have i got? I DONT KNOW. I kinda think the extinction is gonna burst through, cause some trouble for the archives maybe, maybe a nuclear fallout or near-fallout? i think that’d be cool. I think the extinction is gonna pull up and cause some trouble, establish dominance as the New Entity. Maybe Elias is gonna try for a ritual, hence the checklist theory (get everyone out of the way and start the ritual)

i mean, he’s in prison but he can do. things. i think. maybe peter lukas can break him out idfk. Maybe the Watchers Crown will accidentally make a gateway for the extinction!!! that would be bad i hope that happens. Try to take 1st place and then you accidentally make a new opponent

i don’t know!! i’m rooting for something about the extinction though come thru bb welcome to the party

#tma #the magnus archives #live blogging #but not really because i listened to it YESTERDAY.

[creepywing]

found an easier way to do this maths question and then went to rhe next one and its specifically phrased so fhat i csnt do the easy way again thats.so funny its like I Fucking Saw you coming. Bitch.

[nchanii]

This guy!! Hirotatsu is so so sooo funny omg. He's so soft. Protective. He loves the siblings &I csnt help but wonder if this protective admiration of his retainership extends to the rest of the household. He's just so!! Skrungily. I love the side of retainers where...they do want to be here, they do want to serve &its not, say, against their will. I love that sort of found family, like thats a bit of what i want in queer platonic relationships? Like the idea that we use "traditional conservative" roles but make it queer, make it our own, we deconstruct these normative constructs &make our own out of it - like we make our own queerplatonic found family. I hate that platonic relationships have become twisted &almost like a shield puritans use against others. Like its not always like that.

[mitsukkai]

thinking about how Draken is destined to die on a rainy night too far for Emma or Mikey to reach him

#bro i am straight up tearing up at my desk rn like im not having a good time #thinking abt how when he was stabbed it was hanmas job to keep mikey away from him #so he'd die. #and now we get that panel of mikey being like 'i have a bad feeling abt tonight' #like. there is no such thing as distance. after everything thats happened. AFTER EVERYTHING. #and after everything takemichi has tried to change draken still dies alone. bleeding out under the rain #ken wakui die by my hand #im in so much pain rn its almost funny #tokyo revengers #tokrev #tokyo revengers spoilers #'youre going to die in your best friends arms' and draken doesnt even get that #godddd i csnt do this today

[gardenhotspot]

work was so 😬

#gcwtual #walked in to b explaining that our manager took the plants i SPECIFICSLLY left on the palettes outside #cause it was warm enough snd i wanted to look thru everything and make sure they looked 100%. and he just. mixed it in eith our clearance. #our clearance table with prices marked off AND 4 clearance signs. #and then told b that not only he did that bc 'we didnt' that we need to mark thru prices. . .bro #bro. . . hes insane lmfao #anyways we got the go ahead from another supervisor to just. do our own thing and make it work and if our manager bitches #then thr main store manager can step in bc clearly our fabulous plans and goals are doing good and hes stopping it etc. otherwise we #we're fucked. . . #i begged my boss for a shift at least for tmrw but she said i had all rhe hours. i worked over almost 4 hours these last 2 shifts and stil #didnt finish everything snd i dont go back til like. wrd????????? #in funny news ive been proclaimed 'world child' by one of thr mst guys and d and i share bday month #and he was like 'we could give each other presents!!! 🥺' and im a sucker and i like him so i was like 'sureee!!!' #i did so much today. all that mess. organized a shit ton. clearanced a bunch. helped a guy pick out pots and soil for his plants. #i think im going to try to stop by tmrw or friday bc i need a smaller watering can to see how its all going. #OH GOD and one of thr asms said that they were. uh. extending thr plant space inside tonight???? #and b and i are like. . .we leave in 30 minutes. . .and hes like 'well we're getting it done tonight :D' #apparently smth else our manager was supposed to tell us HELP LOL #i csnt wait to hear how thats gone/going when b works tmrw /sarcasm. unless its a good thing? question mark? #i need to est and calm down. i hate this job. i love plants. i lovr my coworkers. give me more fucking hrs!!!! #*wed bc b doesnt work til then and im NOT working on my bday besties. im not i cant lmfao #*work child not world child girl help #do i really need a 3rd chocolate covered frozen banana. . ..do i really

[steeleyespan]

the way i can never get a drawing to look finished ever makws me insaneee . rage

#i like csnt visualise what i want 2 draw before hand so i dont have . a specific image in mind am aiming for #but always always i feel like i need to neaten up my drawings but idk how. #and it doesnt matter bow long i spend on something either #nad its always like i post it dont look for ages and then look again and am lik omg its badddd #so funny like i really dont think i have much of a natural talent for drawjng like at allll its like guesswork to me #i got pretty good at studies but thats like. boring #when it comes to trying to do anything else i always feel it looks SO amateur 😬 #Sorry this happenes anytime i post art ever. in like an hour ill be like actually am an undisovered master of art xxx

[thatreallyminecraftsmygender]

Zaph, I love your tags to bits and pieces, but your spelling always delves in a spiral of madness.

Is it Valid? Yes of course. But are you having a stroke? Do you need help? /j

- fern 🌿

:)

#okay thisnis very funny #but the reasons im so bad st spelling is cause of a fee thinfs #i have a mobility condition that makes my thukbs not veru good at aiming #my brain moves wayyyy too fast for my hands to keep up ajd in tags i csnt correct the spelling cause i have to delete thr wholr thing #and i have chronic migraines which sometimes hemiplegic and make one side of my body stop responding to my brain messages to move properly #i also routinely forget anyone reads mt tags #and wehn i try to reread them i dont spot the midtakes because ik what i menat #basically i dont at all edit my tags unless its fir filtering #it can take me sometimes like 5-7 attempts to spell and tyoe the yags i use so people can filter shit out properly #in fsct the usual reaosn youll ser me use 'the gang' ob posts is because im not confident ill be able to tag all the hermits spelled correc #and then i do sometimes type with my dialect or whatever n shit so like if ive been drinking i tend to go proper northern n shit #also im a ficling idiot #yes i am an essay writer #no i cant type or write or spell or speam #next question #not hc #meta #ask z #i actually advise people if they Reallt need something to be filtered to tell me and ill be Extra careful to spell it right #bcause i reallt struggle sometimes #specifically i find bdubs scar tango and not hc hard to tag #idk why #if you Sjper dont wanna see nit hc stuff id filter #nit hc #and not hv #as well as not hc #becaus those sre the common misspellings and i cant alwaus catch them #so yeah #basically i proof read my posts but not my tags #post are for the public

[pathologising]

beefy men r the reason why i am bisexual and not lesbian

my love for very specific types of men and all women is paralleled

#its so funny Im so picky with men but with women I just fall over if one so much as looks at me nicely <3 #men that I like:buff evil ones and??? divorced ones with money but they also are fit ......I just like older buff men -_- #THE SWEPT BACK SALT AND PEPPER TOO DONT TALK TO ME I STARTED THINKING AND WENT INTO CARDIAC ARREST #PLEASE....I CSNT DO THIS RN...GOD... #that and men in suits...I'm going to start crying

[openedthroat]

there’s a worm outside your window,and it’s a worm of dread and fear

#i hope you all know that i am fuckig crying over this #i just thought of it im honestly on thr verge of tears #god im so funny #i csnt believe it #band aid #do they know its christmas #george michael #wham! #80s #90s #simon lebon #didnt he say this part #is this a valid tag

[certifiedkaijugroupie]

I've had five separate blog message me calling me out for being thirsty for full frontal on main is this my legacy

#i csnt fucking bresthe this is so funny #they arent even blogs i talk to #this is fucking surreal #and i love it #i cant even say anything back since yeah you right i got shit tastes #but that fact that someone who i dont talk would make the effort to do that #god its funny