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petersthree · 1 year

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I Cannot Stop Thinking about it so!!! Baby Arondekar + Woodstone family headcanons/hopes because why not:

Trevor turns into such a mother hen SO fast. Like the entire pregnancy he’s been his normal self but then the baby actually gets there and he’s looking at them and he’s like. Oh god. There is a tiny little human here. A tiny little human we’re all responsible for.

Dude just flocks to the kiddo lmao he sees toys scattered about and he’s painstakingly trying to move them, pushes all the vases squarely to the middle of tables (because he knows allllll too well what accidents could come from that), triple checks Sam double-checking the baby gate is actually closed.

Hetty, on the other hand, mother hens Sam and tries giving her “maternal advice” which Sam very quickly realizes is actually “ways to break about five different child labor laws while calling it parenting”.

Sam very much ignores the advice and Hetty scoffs about how Sam doesn’t know how to follow her incredible knowledge but when Sam doesn’t notice, Hetty has THE fondest smile whenever she watches Sam with the baby.

I know it’s such an overused trope in pregnancies stories but “sam HAS to have the baby at the manor and the ghosts + jay have to help deliver it” lmao I know, I know, but I’d be such a sucker for it

I think Pete and Thor in particular would get?? Very emo very fast. They didn’t get a chance to see their kids grow up and they love the baby, so so much, and they obviously know how their children fared in the future. But there’s a lot they missed out on, too, and being with the baby for so long is a bittersweet thing for them, so at first they range from being incredibly attentive and then a bit overwhelmed.

After an adjustment period, however, you know those two are just super loving and attentive. Also I just think Jay would find a way to make Pete the godfather even unofficially; I know that in my heart actually

Everyone works overtime to make sure Flower and the kiddo never accidentally walk into each other lmao, especially when the kid learns how to walk.

Poor Isaac has to deal with Jay going “is this a dirty diaper or is Isaac here?” every time

Stephanie almost blows a gasket because the baby wakes her up LMAOOO. Poor girl doesn’t sleep for essentially the first six months. 100% tells Sam that she & Jay aren’t allowed to have another kid.

Sass definitely tells the kiddo bedtime stories and Thor & Alberta sing lullabies <3

All the ghosts try their hardest to make their names the very first word the baby said (after “appa”, because Jay won that competition, thank you very much). One day, kiddo looked right at them and said “flowa!” and everyone started yelling that this wasn’t fair, it might not even be about their Flower. Flower cheered and said, “Oh I love you, uh - I wanna say Chad?”

#i know they're probably a bit aways from any of this but!!! this one-day storyline has been rotating in my head all day #cbs ghosts #ghosts headcanons #janie has headcanons #janie rambles #useraudrey2

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quantumleapt · 2 years

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Something I’ve been thinking about a lot lately is Sam being able to control his leaps following “Mirror Image” (knowing that he’s the one ping-ponging himself across existence, not anybody or anything else) and how much control he’d potentially have over them. I think as he gets more used to the idea, he might be able to leap at will, maybe even to certain specific dates and to certain specific events that have happened and what the ramifications of that might be...

#ooc.#headcanon.#verse three.#this isn't really a thought yet but it has the workings of one maybe...#and it would be really cool for threads to have him like. be able to leap him (and others) into a different time Directly #but it might have to have some like... side effects or something...#and i don't think he'd be able to do it all the time #i don't know i might be onto something here maybe...#it ALSO ties into that 'sam is the other leaper' theory from the leapboot because #janis would know how her uncle sam thinks and she'd be able to key that into ziggy so ben can follow him...#we'll have to see what happens with him when he shows up because i'm Convinced he's going to #and even if it doesn't happen which it probably won't because... that would be pretty ballsy... i might make a verse anyway #spoilers #quantum leap spoilers

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starliau · 3 months

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“Me and my girlfriend saw you from down the hall and we hate your vibe”

Basically I saw Auli’i say that rejanis would be a power couple and I thought yes they’d also be the judgiest couple ever

I also think (random headcanon time look out) that middle school Rejanis would sit at lunch and judge everyone. I think it became one of those habits that’s impossible to fully break, and Janis tries because in canon she doesn’t want to do anything that she can associate with Regina but it’s still there (we all saw you agree that cady’s shoes were ugly Janis)

Then post canon Regina tries to not judge people (trying to be kinder and all that) but it’s hard and she slips up often, and Janis finds it HILARIOUS watching her scramble to cover up the judgement she’s made, even though most of the time the same thought has already crossed her mind, she still teases Regina about it for the rest of the day.

Now they get together and they both know each other still makes these judgements about people, and they’re both trying not to but even after all the years they’re still on the same page so they just..silently eye each other when something arises they can judge- they don’t say anything cause they’re good people, but they both know they’re still the middle schoolers sitting and giggling at peoples fashion choices in the cafeteria 🤷‍♀️

Anyway idk if that headcanon is what I actually drew I genuinely just drew this with Auli’is comment in mind along with the “and we hate your vibe” meme and thought it was kinda funny 🫡

#mean girls #mean girls 2024 #mean girls musical #regina george #janis imi'ike #rejanis #regina x janis #mean girls fanart #mean girls movie #fanart #auli’i cravalho #renee rapp

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toxinoire · 2 months

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I just realized I haven't made Mean Girls headcanons yet so have them

I'm not putting ships in so anyone can see them as they want

but I'm tagging some ships because why not

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• After they all made up, Gretchen made friendship charms for everyone

• You will have to pry those charms off their dead bodies

• Seriously someone tried to take Damian's once and he pushed that guy so hard he hit the lockers

• Janis is scared of the dark but she'll never admit it

• Regina saw Karen's playlist once and saw songs that are so damn psychotic it actually scared her, it's why she was quite nice to Karen even when she was queen b.

• Damian gifted Cady a stuffed lion, Cady cried for a solid ten minutes after that

• Aaron can bake really well

• That being said, he bakes cookies for everyone separately based on what everyone prefers

• Janis's favorite song of all time is actually Dead Girl Walking from Heathers The Musical; but if anyone asks, she'll answer a heavy metal emo song

• The day Gretchen learned to fully say no is the day you saw the entire group cry because they were so fucking proud of her

• Cady discovered Hazbin Hotel and now makes everyone watch it with her

• Janis is an English nerd

• Regina is a History and Literature nerd

• Regina already knew how to play lacrosse when she was younger, she just stopped because her dad said "ladies shouldn't play sports"

• Safe to say that she has daddy issues

• Karen can do a perfect backflip and land on her toes

• Damian squealed so fucking loud when he learned that no one in their group is straight

• Janis's phrase "that is tits" rubbed off Gretchen and now she actually uses that

• "This is the most poorly written essay I've ever fucking seen" "Just help me Janis"

• Someone in their school made fun of Kylie George but it turns out Regina and the rest of the group was behind him

• The whole group just said "oh no" as Regina decks this boy in the face with her lacrosse stick

• Damian always always says "Move I'm gay" in a crowd

• Janis and Damian are FNAF enjoyers

• They all dressed up as Ride The Cyclone characters for Halloween

• Damian was Jane Doe

• Cady secretly enjoys dark romances

• Gretchen is a walking first aid kit

• When Karen gets mad, she just doesn't speak and smiles

• When that happens everyone knows they fucked up

• Aaron's love language is physical affection, he will wrap them in a bear hug in the middle of the hall

• Janis loves gummy worms. I will die on this hill

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violetrashie · 22 days

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List (that no one has asked me for) of headcanons I have about Mean Girls (2024):

1. Karen is bisexual (the 11 people she slept with were all going to be men?? Come on!!!)

2. Regina is a lesbian (I have nothing to add Reneé has already said it all💅)

3. Gretchen made friendship bracelets for everyone (my sweet Gretchen 🤧)

4. Regina signs up for lacrosse because it helps with her back, ED and anger management issues (and because I really like that idea from the original movie 💫)

5. Sometimes everyone goes to Cady's math contests to support her even though none of them understand anything and Regina sometimes falls asleep

6. Regina gets bangs (like reneé) and the whole school ends up getting them too

7. Janis thinks about shaving her head because of that

8. In the end, after a while, necessary apologies, lots of talking, unexpected kisses followed by -"Why did you kiss me? -I didn't kiss you!! you kiss me!!" Regina and Janis become a couple 🥹

9. The rest of the group fakes surprise as if they haven't been planning it for half a year on their own alternative groupchat

10. In Janis' basement there is now a new pink couch. It's used by the plastics when they all hang out together 🩷

11. Regina is no longer evil and has brought out her sweet side but if someone attacks her people it takes her ZERO time to go apex predator mode

12. Eventually Regina adopts a more relaxed style of clothes (although she still abuses pink) and even wears things that Janis makes for her

13. In the time Regina was in bed she discovered fortnite and now she can't stop playing and getting pissed off when she gets killed (this is just guilty pleasure, move on)

14. Regina is self aware of the scar on her back/side from the accident. Janis always remind her that it is proof that she survived, that they are sexy, and that there is nothing in the world that can make her look bad ❤️‍🩹

15. Some nights Janis wakes up startled and sweating from nightmares about the accident. When this happens she calls Regina and asks her to just let her listen to her breathing for the rest of the night (they stay on video call while they sleep). When they sleep together Regina simply holds his face gently and lays it on her chest so that she can hear her heartbeat 💔

I could make an almost endless list because every day is a day to think about Mean Girls (and Rejanis)✌️

#mean girls #mean girls musical #regina george #janis imi'ike #rejanis #karen shetty #gretchen wieners #aaron samuels #damian hubbard #cady heron #chicas malas #Chicas pesadas #regina x janis #headcanon #wlw #renee rapp #auli'i cravalho

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fetchen · 19 days

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Do you have any Janis headcanons?

yasssss :3 janis so silly :3

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~ janis has multiple stick and poke tattoos in various places, most of which she did herself.

~ she has a lot more piercings than just a septum but doesn’t wear jewelry in them as often (right eyebrow, various ear piercings)

~ she has synesthesia!!! the way she connects her art to her worldview is supa cool

~ most people call her she but she wouldn’t be upset if someone used they or he either

~ she bruises very easily . many bruises on her arms and legs literally all the time

~ she’s the biggest couple hater of all time. she will hate on every happy couple she sees . fetchen are her biggest victims unfortunately

~ she gets a buzzcut the summer before senior year and dyes it with fun patterns . she’s done melting smiley faces, cheetah spots, and purple flowers.

~ she and damian are absolutely goated at fortnite. they match skins and everything

~ her favourite tattoo she has is of a crow . it was very tedious do to herself and she’s really proud of it

~ she is irritatingly good at chemistry. it’s like second nature to her

~ she sketches her friends so often. damian is her top model of course but she likes drawing gretchen and cady too

~ karen put her on to kpop and she will never ever admit that she listens to it. she listens to a lot of dreamcatcher

~ she picks up drumming after junior spring fling and she gretchen and damian entertain the thought of starting a band together

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meangirls-imagines · 1 month

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Poly!Plasticsverse Masterpost

collab w/ @yungpoetfics

Character List and Intros

Imagines:

Protective Plastic

Reader defends her girls at a party.

Get It Together

Reader has to be the mediator after Gretchen explodes on Regina at lunch. Like she needs another stressful thing in her life.

A.M

Reader can't sleep in the middle of the night. Her sleepy girls coax her back to bed.

Drowning In Sound (@yungpoetfics)

Reader has a meltdown when a bad heatwave hits North Shore. The Plastics take care of them.

Make Her Ours

How our favorite polycule came to be!

Headcanons:

Music Tastes and More about Y/N

Kinks (Pt. 2)

Janis x Y/N HCs (@yungpoetfics)

Social Media Posts:

#regina george x reader #karen shetty x reader #gretchen wieners x reader #cady heron #aaron samuels #shane oman #janis imi'ike #damian hubbard #poly!plasticsverse

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ancentient · 1 month

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there is NOT ENOUGH karen shetty x gretchen wieners on here, and every other platform (ao3). so here's my overdue contribution to the gay best friends to lovers of the 2024 plastics

only headcanons for now until i can write oneshots about them. (give prompts pls?)

# SFW | cutesy hcs

pre-dating! karen shetty x gretchen wieners

— karen always hangs at gretch's house after school

— sometimes it's just gretch having a full-blown rant session about guys and girls (mostly girls now)

— because gretchen wieners is bi! and starts to focus on girls more now that she dumped jacob

— also... gretchen probably has religious guilt

— and sometimes it's karen forcing gretch to do a tiktok with her

— gretch especially loves learning tiktok dances from karen

— they discovered that setting the a/c on the lowest temperature and cuddling is the best way to end a sleepover

— gretchen uses karen's arm as a pillow

— gretchen gets cold easily... so you know, back cuddles

— gretchen definitely likes karen's back cuddles

— but she likes it more when she's facing karen

— whenever gretch faces her, she overthinks whether to tell karen she's pretty because it might not be appropriate for the situation

— so karen initiates the praises instead; ranging from "you looked good with your shoes today" to "i like how you look at me"

— karen's voice slightly lowers when she's sleepy

— gretch accidentally calls karen "mamí" instead of "mamá" more than a few times

— and gretch plays it cool every time because karen doesn't seem to have heard nor realized it

— but karen DOES. EVERY TIME.

— one time it happened, they were with the whole friend group (regina, cady, janis, damian, aaron) and karen acted like she was busy on her phone to save gretchen the embarrassment

— the group still noticed though, the slip up and the acting; regina wasn't as surprised honestly

— ever since then they had been plotting to get them to realize their feelings for each other; regina and cady agreed to play their secret wingwomen, led by damian (regina gave up after the first few weeks because the two were just too hopeless)

— karen and gretchen don't realize their feelings until college

— speaking of college, they're roommates! (along with cady but girl's always at regina's place)

— still not dating at this point though, just having very normal homoerotic crises about their best friend

— it was driving gretchen absolutely maddd

— didn't help that karen was popular with the crowd

— as a result of overthinking, gretchen ended up ignoring karen; karen took a while to notice though

— by the time she did, gretch has curled up in her bed, all swollen up from crying all weekend

— karen had pink flowers to give gretchen that night

— karen dried gretchen's eyes first before confessing (my karen shetty gentlewoman, gentle giant agenda)

— karen only kissed her hand, knowing that gretchen was at a place where she needs to take it slow or else she'll get overwhelmed with things again

— that night, gretchen slept on karen's chest

— the gang arrived the next day to spot them cuddling, and took pictures for future purposes

well, that was longer than what i initially had in mind BUT IT HAD TO BE SAID.

i NEED more of them please im begging

#karen shetty #gretchen wieners #karen x gretchen #i said it #like cmon now #ALSO HAVE YOU SEEN HOW AVANTIKA LOOKS AT BEBE #mean girls #lesbian #bisexual #pansexual #wlw #sapphics #lgbtq #avantika #bebe wood #fetchen #gretchen x karen #mean girls 2024

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itsacautionarytale · 3 months

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Random Mean Girls headcanons im unrelenting about [bway musical & movie musical]

• Karen, very platonically, calls Gretchen “honey”, “sweetie” and “baby”, because she knows that’s what people who love each other call each other. Again, it’s so platonic, but Gretchen reciprocates it.

• Janis’ favourite food is burgers and she loves everything on it - as much sauce and salad as possible.

• Cady is autistic.

• Also Cady hates buffets and this was found out because Janis’ and Damian decided it would be a good idea to help her acclimatise to American food. Cady had a meltdown.

• Gretchen has severe but extremely high functioning anxiety. [This is practically canon lmao]

• Gretchen has notes folders on her phone with everyone’s details. She knows your medical history, darkest secrets, favourite food etc.

• Karen is so sensory seeking. She has no idea about her limits because her introception is terrible. She loves crunchy foods and at parties, drinks far too much because she doesn’t realise it’s too much until it’s too much.

• Regina has a terrible relationship with her mum.

• Aaron is very traumatised by his time with Regina and is so shocked when Cady doesn’t display the behaviours that Regina did.

• Betsy Heron has a special interest in parenting and, post spring-fling, her house becomes The safe space for Cady and her friends. [Betsy is autistic too]

• Damian fucking loves pizza. Easily eats a large pizza himself. Favourite food.

• Cady adores chicken wings. Janis tells her she’ll hate them because they’re so messy, but Cady adores them.

• Cady is straight, Janis is a lesbian, Damian is gay, Regina is an extremely closeted lesbian, Karen is pan, Gretchen is unlabelled, and Aaron is straight. [Damian is also trans].

• Karen has dyslexia and several other undiagnosed learning disabilities / neurodivergencies.

• Cady hates the taste and feeling of alcohol. Still drinks at every single party though.

I know ive focused on some characters more, but these are just the headcanons that I’m so about. The hcs that are my definite, if that makes sense. Feel free to send asks and ask more about different hcs!!! I have so many thoughts

#mod: willow #mean girls #mean girls 2024 #god I can’t stop thinking

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sexycornenthusiast · 3 months

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Karen Smith headcanons because humourous explanation:

Yes I am a pan Karen truther. That might as well be canon

Really into music but has the most eclectic taste you have ever seen. Will go from listening to Lemon Demon to listening to OutKast to listening to Beyonce without batting an eye

Secret theater kid

Child of divorce

One of goofiest fucking people you'll ever meet

Childhood friends with Regina, which is probably the only reason she ended up plastic at all

(their friendship would best be described as the "this is fine" meme)

Severely dyslexic. This is a conspiracy theory for me at this point. I could make a whole other post

Chronic Comic Relief Disorder (it's terminal)

Actually downplays how much she gets around. This woman is a serial heartbreaker

Janis stepped on her tamagotchi (cold-blooded murder) in fifth grade and she never forgave her

Would make really funny tiktoks in the 2024 universe

Uses 'OwO' and 'XD' on the regular

#mean girls #mean girls musical #mean girls 2024 #karen smith #karen shetty #mean girls headcanons

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maybeimamuppet · 3 months

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What are some random headcanons about Janis you have?

HOHOOO DUDE YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PERSON

disclaimer these are all based on the musical version of her and from a list i made to base her personality off of before i started writing in 2021 so some have changed and whatnot anyhoo

-she met regina in ballet class when they were three. they went to the same preschool too (but different elementary schools)

-the ‘on wednesdays we wear pink’ also started in preschool

-she started working out in her senior year for the SOLE purpose of clocking bigots with as much force as possible

-her dad died when she was four (i haven’t included it in any of my fics but he died from some heart disease kinda shit bc why not)

-she’s GREAT at english, okay at history and piss poor at math and science

-in college she starts dyeing the blonde bits of her hair funky colors with temporary dye and then just before she graduates she cuts it all off and has shoulder-length hair for a solid 10 years lol

-she reads about alien conspiracy theories in her spare time

-she has a WILD sweet tooth

-she’s clumsy AF

-her dad was french so she actually speaks french fluently but pretends not to so she can stay in an easier class (and also stay in damian’s class)

-she’s lactose intolerant

-she refuses to acknowledge this

-she sent flowers to regina after the bus without putting her name on them

-she and kevin have a secret handshake

-she steals damian’s and cady’s jackets a lot, most of the time without realizing. and cady’s doesn’t fit so she uses it as a blanket most of the time

-she’s terrified of needles so she gets all her tattoos and piercings on impulse when she gets random bouts of courage

-she’s secretly kind of a horse girl

-the blonde hair used to be all blonde bc she dyed it when she was plastic but now it’s grown out and she just plays it off as part of her lewk ✨✨

-she’s wildly claustrophobic

-afraid of lots of little stupid things (geese, nougat, etc)

-likes horror movies bc they make her feel tough

-her birthday is october 17 :3

-she does yarn crafts (like knitting and crochet and cross stitch and shit) to get her angries out bc stabby stabby

-she and damian were always friends but she had to live a double life of her own to keep him safe from the plastics

-GIRL CAN DAYUUUUUUNCE. damian choreographs random routines all the time and makes her learn them so he has someone to do them with. janis secretly likes it

-she collects paintbrushes. she has a paintbrush graveyard in a shoebox for all the ones that are too frayed to use

-she always has paint somewhere. it never makes sense.

-post canon she and gretchen are workout buddies

#hers are actually like the least interesting ones i have lol #and i know i have more that i’ve picked up as i’ve gone on but i didn’t add them to the list #and i can’t remember them off the top of my head #anyway!!#thank you for the ask!! i hope these are as fun for you as they are for me lol #entropy with ezzy #caps tw #mean girls #janis ian #janis sarkisian #janis imi'ike #swear tw #emoji tw

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modernsapphicism · 15 days

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i feel like 'art freaks' also include cady and it's not just janis and damian. so if janis is into visual arts, damian with performing arts... can i headcanon cady bring into literary arts?

growing up in kenya, she most likely reads books to pass the time since there's not much to do. she also has a knack for writing poetry and has a bunch of notebooks filled with them. cady would write about everything and anything whenever inspiration hits her.

#cady heron #mean girls #mean girls 2024 #midway thru writing this i remembered angourie is a huge bookworm #and erika also mentioned that she likes reading books as a form of self care in the ep of too grool for school i watched last night #(so its basically canon)#dribble drabble

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blankvort · 11 days

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tangentially animal-related hcs 4 the mean girls crew bc i am now responsible for giving a goldfish daddy issues

cady

inexplicably allergic to dogs and always in the first four stages of grief about it. don’t @ me about the medical semantics i just want her to suffer a little

tried to get a job at petco the second she turned eighteen but learned of the above information in the most destructive job interview since janis’s application to be the local coffee shop’s cool gay barista (they were worried that she’d swear at fighter-jet-takeoff volumes if she touched hot coffee) (she did, but only because they started playing a shitty pop cover of one of damian’s fave show tunes) and came out of the building a puddle of mucous and tears

grossly fascinated by the grossest of primitive functions. her insta page is all dope and authentic until you find a selfie taken using the back camera 0.5x with the corpse of an effervescent snail and a bunch of reels telling you how to narrow down what bird species are destroying your garden by the splay of their shit

has a miniature aneurysm whenever movies get stuff wrong about animals. artistic liberties are granted to janis alone. like sure if she’s in the theater she’ll sit through the movie fisting popcorn down her throat but as soon as she gets out of there the entire mall becomes a soapbox for dissecting the bullshit sexual dimorphism of giving female animals eyeliner

thus while i know the headcanon of her loving the lion king is basically canon i think she’s absurdly secretive about it. like she’s burying her merchandise and blu-ray copies under her bed in the dead of night while secreting more sweat than should be possible. she could come out to her parents and elope to antarctica no problem but liking the lion king which implies that lighter manes = stronger lions is a death sentence

probably got banned from a bunch of zoos for interrupting field trips

janis

had one of those angel/wolf/dragon/whatever hybrid phases as a kid like all good artists. did those like. not quite furry but not quite human animal art commissions on twitter for a while for the funnies but discovered a lucrative market and never turned back

does not know how to hold human or animal babies. like she’s good at taking care of them in terms of general physical and intellectual nourishment but that limp wrist is not supporting any necks properly

mercilessly makes fun of the whole “would you love me if i was a worm” trend. she doesn’t even love most humans what makes you think she has any answer for you regarding that other than that she’d turn you into a super deep art piece museums would purchase for exorbitant amounts

that being said she feels like a vivarium girlie to me. she’s nocturnal like a pillbug and post-canon constantly tries to convince the plastics that her pacman frog is poisonous

feeds her meticulously decorated ant farm gourmet meals every day. anyone else gets microwavable mac and cheese at best

this one probably won’t make sense unless you’re a jenny nicholson fan but she has a fake id for buying wine and turning the corks into those hallmark craft animal sculptures (and selling the open wine bottle to mrs george in back alleys)

damian

his grandma owns the most omnicidal chihuahua in the state of chicago. it’s how he learned to dance with such mental and physical dexterity. how else would he have survived visits to the nursing home

^ attempted to adopt the chihuahua’s children to have his own bruiser woods moment. turns out, even with his classically trained tenor voice, puppies and janis respond to the “drop it” command much the same way. that is to say they do not drop it and the puppies ran away with ninety nine per cent of his anastasia-inspired music box memorabilia

has a love-hate relationship with cats the musical. like memory is one of his top ten karaoke songs but he’s not going to admit it until he’s several fruity seltzers into the night. wishes all the actors in the movie had been replaced with real cats picked off the street before anything else was approved

played milky white in a scammy local production of into the woods and so so so embarrassed about it. he had to be on stilts the whole show

stuck a fish in regina’s backpack sometime in sophomore year but found karen feeding it and talking to it about her worst fears and greatest dreams felt too guilty to continue with the next phase of his plan (sticking a very hot picture of janis in regina’s backpack) (karen probably would’ve tried to talk to the photo too)

regina

musical specific but i think she didn’t Exactly do a matching animal costume with gretch and karen because 1) what can you dress up as when your friends are going as a cat and a mouse. cheese? 2) had cady not moved into the neighborhood, she’d have gone as a sexy lion to ease into the prospect of. you know. with shane oman but going as a sexy lion when your shiny new homoerotic frenemy has a lion pin on half her clothing isn’t quite a non-questionable choice

had a warrior cats phase she keeps under lock and key in the very depths of her closet. her closet is an iceberg of issues that goes shein -> homosexuality -> warrior cats and climate change is doing a number on it

fried a couple of janis’s ants alive with a magnifying glass sometime before middle school. she’s never flirted normally in her life

the bulk of janis’s furry commission clientele. she has so many emails for alternate accounts that she could get every american president ever suspended from twitter if national security let her. that’s including the dead ones

remember the nigh-rabid chihuahuas damian had. yeah she’s been raising those in secret for a few years now. mrs george doesn’t notice because regina hides them in her hair and extensions are, like, totally in or whatever

had a horse girl phase. all her drawings of horses came out like this meme tho. the art freaks nickname was born out of jealousy

gretchen

chose to be a sexy cat for halloween to match with karen because she has no sense of identity. also because she remembers regina’s warrior cats phase

actually a guinea pig person. i’ve never met a guinea pig person but she feels like one. they’re both in dire need of daily interaction and likely polyamorous

but also peri-canon gretchen could not keep a pet alive she’d spend every cent of the wieners fortune on buying the animal’s love

speaking of. her family bought a stable to fuel “her” horse girl phase. she just wanted to make regina happy and couldn’t stay on a saddle if there was an escalator that plopped her right on the horse

cares about the puppy bowl more than she cares about the superbowl

instinctively pets cute animals. if they bite her then she deserved it

karen

chose to be a sexy mouse for halloween because tom and jerry was having a media marathon and she’s into that sort of power dynamic

believes in unicorns more than she believes in horses. this is because she had a horse girl phase for the hottest of seconds before realizing that none of the ponies at the apache trail sale had horns and thought they had their horns cut off for aesthetic reasons

animals love her so much. survived a jellyfish attack because the jellyfish sensed she just wanted to pet something shiny and absolutely respected that. pests of all shapes and sizes evict themselves stat when karen says her mom doesn’t appreciate her hundred thousand dollar lotions being invaded by peril-bringing insects. strays follow her 24/7. gretchen is jealous (of the animals)

thinks tigers are very sick zebras

thinks blobfish are cuter when they’re all flesh putty out of their natural habitats but would also break into a zoo if she thought the animals were being mistreated

was banned from australia at the age of eight because she tried to have a sleepover in a kangaroo’s pouch

aaron

mean girls insta described him as a golden retriever so i’m also hcing him as being allergic to dogs <3 equality

becomes deeply fearful of all fauna after falling into a research rabbit hole for the sake of connecting with cady. what do you mean buffalo are some of the deadliest beasts on the planet and not just a type of chicken wing

kevin g

a preteen vsco girl in her granola advocacy era stuck in a teenage boy’s body. he has saved more turtles than any natucate volunteer by repurposing his rejected business cards to make a selfie stick long enough to stick him in the same selfie as gretchen wieners. the selfie stick has been in progress since daycare. he has also gone to the hospital more than any natucate volunteer do not trust this man with shop class equipment

#mean girls #cady heron #janis sarkisian #janis ‘imi’ike #damian hubbard #regina george #gretchen wieners #karen smith #karen shetty #aaron samuels #kevin gnapoor #kevin ganatri #these r so long for no reason #who wants goldfish pics btw

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toxinoire · 2 months

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I just thought of a Mean Girls swap au but a little close to their canon personalities

In which Regina is the transfer student, but since she's Regina, she gets everyone's attention in a snap. And since she doesn't have social constructs on her back, she's freely expressing her knowledge in history and literature (I headcanon that she loves these subjects) and is openly playing lacrosse. She's also not closeted. But she's still Regina, and she's still quite bitchy and venomous. But kind.

Gretchen is still a people pleaser, but her anxiety isn't as bad as it was. It's still concerning though. She still lowkey follows social constructs, but she doesn't let those control how she presents herself as insanely as canon.

Karen is still Karen honestly she's perfect no need to change her at all.

Cady is number 1 on the social hierarchy in this case (in this au, she went to Northshore a little earlier). But with the social constructs, she keeps her love for math on the down low, while still maintaining her grades. People are aware that she's from Africa, it's why she scares them. Because she grew up surrounded by wild animals.

Janis is still the art freak she is, and she's praised for her art. She has so many piercings because ✨Janis✨ but in this case, Janis is the one who's deeply closeted. She can't give in to wearing punk because ✨social constructs✨ so she wears simple casual clothes.

Damian isn't closeted, but he isn't showing his openly gay side as much because ✨social constructs✨. He's still a fun, goofy guy, but taken down like 40% percent. He's revered for his theatrics (as he should).

#mean girls #mean girls 2024 #mean girls 2004 #mean girls broadway #regina george #janis sarkisian #janis 'imi'ike #cady heron #gretchen wieners #karen shetty #karen smith #damian hubbard #swap au #rejanis #cadina

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killingfrankie · 16 days

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can i interest you in sharing your wieners siblings headcanons…

ABSOLUTELY!! (mean girls 2024 centric.)

Wieners siblings hc’s! (ft. fetchen!)

~ Gretchen is the older sister but only by 1-2 years. Maybe even shorter, like Irish twins. Do you guys know what Irish twins are?

~ I could only ever see Gretchen having a little sister.

~ The younger sibling's name would be something fancy like Natalia or Alexandra or Elizabeth. Something long that has an easy nickname.

~ Younger sibling would be homeschooled after middle school. Gretchen was also given the opportunity but she wanted to stay in public school.

~ They would be very similar but are completely different stylistically. But the younger sibling doesn’t mind wearing stuff in Gretchen’s style and loves to rummage through her closet.

~ The younger sibling would be friends with Karen (and they get on really well) but slightly scared of Regina. Used to be friends with Janis and Damian in middle school but they drifted apart due to getting homeschooled.

~ The younger sibling would be able to pick up that Gretchen had feelings for Karen pretty early on and would tease her for it. Definitely tried to play cupid.

~ They 100% used to do duo halloween costumes. They try their hardest to match now but the younger sibling would urge Gretchen to do a couples costume with Karen.

~ On the topic of halloween parties: People who knew Gretchen’s younger sibling in middle school will see them at parties with Gretchen almost 100% of the time. It’s their way of keeping in touch with people.

~ The younger sibling never liked the idea of Gretchen being a part of a clique like the plastics because it changed her.

~ They get along really well and are each other’s safe person/ fav person other than their respective partners (like karen :3)

~ The younger sibling often third-wheels fetchen hang outs. Not dates though! They have healthy boundaries with each other. Between the three of them it's the healthiest relationships all of them have.

~ Karen gets invited on Wieners family holidays.

(if anyone wants to ask any questions abt this or if i think anything else pls let me know im always willing to expand my list of hc's.)

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fetchen · 2 months

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i think uh gretchen and karen are gay and in love so here’s some of my headcanons about it :3

<3-before they got together, karen was incredibly clingy with gretchen and gretchen only (as i mentioned before, karen is just a very touchy person but gravitated toward gretchen)

<3-karen heard gretchen when she was singing “what’s wrong with me?” and went on a very long and heartfelt rant about how there’s nothing wrong with her

<3-that’s when gretch realised she had feelings for her best friend c:

<3-they literally share everything like if gretchen gets a coffee half of it will be drank by karen

<3-karen loses her things a lot so gretchen’s come to have extras always

<3-they make collaborative spotify playlists :3

<3-they’re always clinging to each other during sleepovers at regina’s and regina is a really big hater about it

<3-they had their first kiss after cady’s party

<3-gretchen was so upset about jason and karen was there for her the whole time

<3- “i dunno why you like him so much. you’re like…really nice and smart and pretty. but he’s so…not nice to you.” among other compliments

<3-gretchen could not believe that karen really felt that way about her

<3-she kinda just stared at karen for a few seconds

<3-they made out very passionately after that (gretchen kissed karen first even though she was terrified to)

<3-it took gretchen like a day after that to tell karen she actually liked her

<3-they were each other’s dates to the spring fling c: they weren’t official yet at that point

<3-when they started dating, karen asked gretchen, “does this make you or me the boyfriend?”

<3-gretchen calls karen “mama”, “(mi) amor”, or “kare-bear” if she’s feeling particularly corny and karen calls gretchen “gretch” always

<3-they have movie nights with regina, cady, aaron, janis, and damian and whenever someone picks a horror movie karen gets scared so easily that she just huddles up to gretchen the whole time

<3-gretchen absolutely loves karen’s big brown eyes like there might actually be nothing she loves more in the whole world

<3-karen loves biting gretchen like not in a sexual way she just thinks gretchen looks so edible she will bite her very softly all the time

<3-gretchen will absentmindedly do that thing with her thumb when she and karen are holding hands and it kinda drives karen crazy

<3-they do that cheesy couple thing where they rest their foreheads together like they’re about to kiss and everyone else hates it (affectionately)

<3-karen had feelings for gretchen for a while and made it painfully obvious but just never said anything

<3-gretchen is a lesbian (i’m kinda projecting with this one) jason was just her comphet fr

<3-karen is pan (this is semi canon/confirmed by avantika)

<3-gretchen has insomnia and often calls karen in the middle of the night just to hear her voice

<3-gretchen sometimes has panic attacks and karen is the only person who knows exactly how to calm her down

<3-gretchen picks at her cuticles and karen brings her colourful bandaids and holds her hands to prevent her from doing so

<3-gretchen gets quite jealous easily,, mostly due to being a very anxious and insecure person

okay . i’m done thank u for coming to my ted talk ^w^ (i have more please ask me about them if you want)

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