#jduke

[heathers-incorrect-quotes]

heathers incorrect quotes #166

J.D.: Veronica told me I was found in a KFC bucket next to a dumpster and I was rescued.

Duke: You probably were.

J.D.: Oh crap, maybe that's the reason why. Maybe my lackluster feelings towards their fried chicken is because subconsciously I'm reliving the trauma whenever I see their trademark bucket. My brain and cognitive dissonance won't let me completely lie to myself and say I hate their food, because fried chicken is great and I want some now, instead it just steers me away. Thank you for helping to guide me towards this epiphany, perhaps now the healing can begin.

#incorrect quotes #heathers incorrect quotes #heathers #heathers the musical #heathers 1988 #jason dean #heather duke #jdukesaw #jduke #veronica sawyer

[horror-lady00]

JD: *Walks through hall*

Heather: Hi, Jason. What's up? Nice trenchcoat.

Veronica: Hey, JD, wanna come over to my house tonight?

JD's inner monologue: They all hated me.

#heathers #heathers incorrect quotes #jd #heather duke #veronica sawyer #jduke #jdronica #source: meet the Robinsons

[softie-rain]

Why Jason Dean and Heather Duke are clearly in love (with proofs) /srs

TW: murder, suicide, sexual mentions

I doubt any of you remember, but you know that weird awful post about why Jason Dean was bisexual? Yeah, that was me, on my old account.

I made another post, but this one is about JDuke explained in a 33 slideshow. With the collaboration of @deeplyshalllow , I present to you:

Some infos about this! I made it out of pure entertainment for me and my friend, and I really enjoyed doing it :)

I don't own any of the bootlegs or the photos I put in the slideshow, except for the last one of the cast bows which I personally took!!

Credits for the fanarts to their owner, I found them on pinterest

Please go watch Heathers (2018), it's freaking chaos but Peather Duke deserves everything 🛐🛐🛐

This is not the only thing I've been doing this summer but it did take me a month and a half to finish

All the ideas in this are mine and @/deeplyshallow!!

Honestly JDuke is my new religion (currently writing a Bonnie and Clyde au series with them on ao3)

#heathers #jason dean #heather duke #heathers the musical #heathers musical #heathers movie #JDuke #this is what happens when you don't go to school ig #if you'll ignore this I wouldn't blame you

[de1lsk2]

JDUKE SIBLINGS AU!!

I degital'd it lololol

#jduke siblings #platonic jduke #heathers the musical #heather duke #jason dean

[appledreamers]

What heathers ships do u HATE? Like I don't mean dislike, I mean hate like you don't like the ship at all u will never draw fanart for the ship and will never look at it with love

I will gib a list :3

1. Chanduke (heather duke x Heather chandler)

It's obvious why I hate it🥱

2. Chandean (heather chandler x JD)

It's also obvious why I hate it

3. Jduke (Heather duke x JD)

:3

4. JD x Kurt (yes it exists)

Didn't JD kill him

5. JD x heather McNamara

It just seems toxic

6. Kram (Kurt X ram)

They're bros not dating

There is all the ships I hate

[megggiry]

some drawings from my Instagram. 

I am aware of the fact that this looks like art theft. That is cause it is. Or well kind of. My phone is too old for tumblr and I couldn’t bother sending the pictures I had (on my phone) to my computer so that is why I just used the little cutting tool and stole these from my own Instagram. 

#heathers #heathers fanart #chansaw #veronica x heather chandler #heather duke #jd #jd x duke #jduke #is that their ship name? #do people ship them? #because I do #they could bond over their clearly shared amount of mommy issues

[bluarlequinno]

Jdukesaw is canon, can't believe it's been 32 years since Heather's the movie came out and still this ship is so underrated wtf? They are best ship, this needs more content so here's a drawing i did because if i don't find enough content I'll make my own

#heathers 1989 #heathers #dukesaw #jdukesaw #jduke #heathers fanart #best ship #christian slater #winona ryder #shannen doherty #heather duke #veronica sawyer #jason dean #heathers the movie #art #digital art #random #polyamory #lesbian #lesbianship #lesbianheatherduke #bisexualveronicasawyer #whyhavelovetriangleswhenyoucanalldateeachotherinstead

[rival-distiller]

Just curious, do you actually like all the ships you have listed in your rules ??

Uhhhh... not really. I ship dukesaw, mcduke, chansaw, chandlamara, mcnamayer, chanduke, and poly heathers (with or without Veronica)

I kinda ship dunnsaw and dunnfinn

I like platonic chandean and jdronica

And I'm just neutral towards finnsaw, jduke, jdmac, chasawdean, and jdukesaw

(Also, on the topic of requests and ships, Imma be putting out some poly heathers content real soon)

#ask #heathers #dukesaw #mcduke #chansaw #chandlamara #mcnamayer #chanduke #poly heathers #poly heathers + veronica #dunnsaw #dunfinn #chandean #jdronica #finnsaw #jduke #jdmac #chansawdean #jdukesaw

[totally-incorrect-theatre-quotes]

Heather D: If you kill a killer, the number of murderers in the world stays the same.

JD: Bold of you to assume I’m starting at zero.

Veronica: Bold of you to assume he��d stop at one

#jd #veronica sawyer #jason dean #heathers #heathers the musical #incorrect heathers #heather chandler #heather macnamara #heather duke #the heathers #dukesaw #jduke #poly

[fandom-oracle]

@medical-starkid here it goes! It’s basically if Chandler had asked Duke and not Veronica to get the corn nuts. I hope I captured Duke properly, her voice is so hard to “get”. I had fun writing this, though.

#heathers the musical #heathers 1988 #heathers #jduke #heather duke #jason dean #heather duke/jason dean

[heathers-incorrect-quotes]

heathers incorrect quotes #172

Duke: Why is J.D. making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Veronica!

Veronica: It’s because I’m J.D.’s favorite.

Duke: I hate you.

#incorrect quotes #heathers incorrect quotes #heathers #heathers the musical #heathers 1988 #jason dean #veronica sawyer #heather duke #jdukesaw #dukesaw #jdronica #jdonica #jduke

[pingponggal]

JD: This is my girlfriend Veronica and this is Veronica’s girlfriend Heather.

#original source: parks and recreation #heathers #jdukesaw #jduke #jdonica #dukesaw #jason dean #veronica sawyer #heather duke #i was gonna do the rest but it didn’t really fit them

[de1lsk2]

JDUKE SIBLINGS REALELEL

I'm at school rn

#heather duke #jason dean #siblings #doodle

[vrronica-sawyer]

SERIOUSLY go commission @skyedrawss look how friggen cute this is!! (this was a gift for @jasondean)

#theyre friends!! look at em!! #jduke #jd #jason dean #heather duke #heathers

[fangirlahead]

If you need a request, what about JD and Heather Duke being buddies?

Heather threw herself backwards into the bed in a much more dramatic fashion than she meant to. She barely avoided falling on top of the bed’s other inhabitant’s feet, which she’d carefully avoided. Their relationship was not really a physical one, nothing more than a slap on the arm to keep the other in line or a small kick when Duke came too close to revealing her friend’s crush on Veronica Sawyer, and Heather touching him would probably result in JD going on a tangent about personal space.

“I need attention.” She stared up at the ceiling. “I know.” JD responded almost immediately.

“Pay attention to me.” She complained, still being too dramatic for her own good. “I am.” His nose stuck in his book proved otherwise.

“Put the book down or I’m telling Veronica.”It was his one point of weakness, well the only one she’d found yet but it worked like a charm every time. He paused before lowering the book to his lap and glaring at her.

“Can I help you?” He kept his glare, like he was trying to intimidate her. “Don’t pull that tough guy act on me, I’ve seen you scream at too many horror movies to be afraid of you.” She rolled her eyes. “That scene was scary.” He immediately jumped to defend himself. “Scenes.” Was her only response. “Whatever, Heather.”

“This is my impression of you. I’m JD and i act all cool and tough because I can’t face my emotions.” Heather said after a second of figuring out the best way to insult him. “I act like a bitch because my friends make it seem like the cool thing to do.” He’d gone back to the book and reciting his insult in a high pitched voice without looking up from the page. “Touché.”

They sat in silence for a few moments before Heather poked JD’s socked foot. “Yes, Heather?” She laughed, knowing his annoyance at its core was all an act. “I’m bored.” She sighed. “Let’s go do something.”“No.”“This is why I like Heather more.” She muttered. “No you don’t.”“No I don’t but still, get up.” She sat up, encouraging him to follow. “I’ll buy you one of those things they cook at the 7-11 that I can’t believe you willing eat.”“You’re not going to stop until I do, are you?” The book was finally discarded. “Nope, come on.” Heather was out the door before JD could register what was going on.

The drive to the convenience store was full of blows to each others’ ego that only the two of them could get away with saying. The drive from JD’s house was barely five minutes, meaning they reached their destination in about three and a half, thanks to Heather’s semi reckless driving.

“I can’t believe I still get in the car with you.” JD said as they both got out. “Get a real vehicle and you can drive.” Heather had made her opinions clear about the motorcycle, claiming it was dangerous or something. Her real reason was she thought it’d make her look to much like his girlfriend.

JD walked in before her in a very ungentleman-like fashion and Heather rolled her eyes as she followed him inside. They scattered, JD heading to the back of the store while Heather headed to the right. As Heather was staring at a shelf of bagged snacks, she saw a head of dark hair walk towards her. It took her a second to recognize who it was before she turned and smiled. “Hi Veronica.” Heather said a little too cheerful, a plan forming in her mind. “Hey Heather. What are you doing here?” Veronica clearly hadn’t noticed her. “Satisfying JD’s need for gross food.” Heather tilted her head in the direction of her friend, who’s back was to them still. “I didn’t know you too were together.” She almost looked…disappointed. “No!” Heather said louder than she meant to, earning a weird look from the other girl. “No, we’re not together. We’re just friends.”“Okay.” Veronica didn’t know if she believed her.

Looking over Veronica’s shoulder, Heather saw another head of dark hair coming at her. “Speak of the devil.” She said, loud enough for the other two teens to realize each other’s presence. “Hi JD.” Veronica smiled, seemingly nervous. “Veronica.” He froze, clearly uncomfortable. “I’ll leave the two of you alone.” Heather smiled cheerfully and walked away, leaving the two alone.

Heather watched them talk from a few feet away and decided she was a really good friend.

#thank you anon #i love you #my writing #heathers #heathers the musical #heathers the movie #heathers fanfiction #jduke

[druish--princess]

Heather Duke: Can’t you see that I’m upset? What kind of friend are you?! JD: Look. I am not the friend you call when you need a shoulder to cry on. I am the friend you call when you need a death to look like an accident.

#source:?? #my stuff #incorrect heathers quotes #heathers #jduke #murder bros #wow somebody should write an au for this #jk