Imagine
You are in a shoe store, Payless or Famous Footwear or something else, you didn’t really look at the sign. You see a shoe with the face of Jerma on it.. Turns out it is Jerma himself! He has become a sentient shoe and wants you to help him turn back. Do you keep him as a shoe forever and even wear him? Or do you help him turn back to human Jerma form?
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this is really fucking me up why is He in a 71 year old movie
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THE STRANGE MAN — "If. If I was an animal. What animal do you think I would be?" He stutters, before lashing out, "SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY."
KIM KITSURAGI — "A rooster."
ESPRIT DE CORPS [Trivial: Success] — A rat. He's a rat.
PERCEPTION — Yes.
INLAND EMPIRE [Medium: Success] — A big rat.
PERCEPTION — Yes.
YOU — "I think you'd be a rat."
THE STRANGE MAN — "I think I'd be a wolf."
THE STRANGE MAN — "Yeah, I think so too." He replies to himself.
"I would be a wolf-lion hybrid mix. King of the junjile- uh." Correcting himself, "Junjile. But still social and ferocious."
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THEY DON’T WANT OUR LOVE TO EXIST
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behold. the stupidest thing Ive ever made in my life. I show you:
JEREMY CELLBERTSON
made it cause a friend is really into Osmosis Jones and I had the stupidest idea while we were talking about it and I decided to commit to the bit
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This came to me in a vision from God
This might be too specific to have broad appeal, but I do what I do in the name of science, not wealth or fame.
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Jerma the type of guy to be the only human character in a muppet movie
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i’m not posting this on main
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IMAGINE
Having a family with Jerma, and smiling as you watch him pack your kids’ lunches while you get ready for work.
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putting jerma in my calculator for jermotivation #slay
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