Andrew: Okay, gang! We’re gonna win this thing the way we do best! By scheming!
Andrew, drawing the gang on a whiteboard: Okay, step one-
Nick: Wait, hold up. Why’d you draw yourself like that?
Andrew: Uh, like what?
Nick: Like with gorgeous muscular legs?
Andrew: Uh, this is what I look like.
The gang:
Andrew: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE!
Nick: Okay, then I want big beefy arms. Hot ones!
Missy: Oh! And I want a cowboy hat!
Andrew, drawing: Okay, arms... and hat...
Jay: Ooh! Give me a hat too!
Andrew: You can’t just take Missy’s hat idea, Jay! She thought of it all by herself like a good girl! COME UP WITH YOUR OWN THING!
Jay: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL!
Jessi: Put Jay on one of those stupid baby tricycles.
Jay: No!
Andrew, drawing: Tricycle? Done. Lola, you want anything?
Lola, with finger guns: *pew-pew*
Andrew: A blaster? No, that’s not really our style, Miss Thing.
Lola:
Lola, with finger guns: *pew-pew*
Andrew: You know what? Okay. But it’s just for holding, not for shooting.
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Thanks for the tag @vaguely-functional-directions !
✨10 fandoms, 10 characters, 10 tags✨
1. Isadora Quagmire (asoue)
My funky little sapphic poet! While not much of a personality in canon sadly, the fandom has built her as a sassy, clever and just wonderful girl and I just love her. I also love her name. Literally Isadora is the name that's on top for me to name my future daughter.
2. Brittany S. Pierce (Glee)
Brittany gets me. I get Brittany. Listen... when I was in middle school, I was in a... not very nice class. People basically did not let me be myself, because every time I was myself I was "weird", "annoying", etc. So, as a way to provoke them, I acted even more weird and annoying than I actually was and as a defense mechanism I tried to confuse them - cause if I confused them, they would leave me alone and I would "win" the argument.
I really see that with Brittany. But in her case, it has gone so far that she actually believes it herself, and it makes her not succeed in school because she has believed she's dumb (when she's actually super smart). When people call Brittany annoying and strange, I just feel like they don't understand her like I do.
Love ya, Britt-Britt <3
3. Francesca Caviglia (Violetta)
Where do I begin? Francesca has been my very favorite from the beginning. Not only is she super talented, I also always loved how much she cares about her friends. She's also... me. Like not only with things she says but also how she acts. Just see how she acts when her friend sings? Her facial expressions? Her little hand movements? Random noises? ME.
I have SO many Fran pictures but why not take my profile pic, *puts hair behind ear in bisexual*
4. Jessi Glaser (Big Mouth)
I talk about Big Mouth once a year, and that's when a new season drops. People have been critical of this show, calling it gross and inappropriate... but you know that, it's super funny and it came out right when I needed it. So shut up.
Jessi is... honestly my favorite out of the kids. She always has something to fight or struggle with, and that's when you get so happy for her when she pushes through it, and becomes stronger. She also has the best hormone monstress.
5. Max Mayfield (Stranger Things)
At first, I didn't think much of her, but after watching season 3 she instantly became my fave. And in season 4?? AUGH!!! <333
Max is honestly. Iconic. I love her so mcfucking much I can't even express it. I cried in the last ep of s4 when I, for a moment, actually thought she was lost. She made s4, and she made s3. She's a queen, she's a girlboss, she's a precious angel and a badass. She's everything.
6. Yamila "Yam" Sanchez (Soy Luna)
When first watching the show, I totally expected Ámbar to be my favorite (and I LOVE Ámbar and writing and obsessing over her) but NO ONE TOLD ME about Yam. NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS AMAZING GIRL?!??!
Literally she... she acts like I would in so many situations. She's so chaotic, but at the same time so talented and an amazing friend. While she's the ultimate chaos girl, she's also really down to earth. When she isn't a tornado goofball, she's the one to talk some sense into her friends.
Also 70% of her tag is just my own posts and I lowkey look forward to the day someone goes through her tag (which barely happens cause no one looks through Jim or Yam's tags) and just likes them all
Also I had very little pictures of Yam alone (a lot of them are with Jim), so I picked this one simply because it brings no context at all and also it's chaotic. Why is she crawling? I dunno
7. Riley Mattews (GMW)
SUNSHINE BABY GIRL. I love her and Maya equally, but I picked her simply because people have an easier time hating on her for just existing. I don't like that. Stop that. I also relate to her a lot (we've established at this point that I personally relate to the "weird girls").
With that said, without Maya she's not herself. She needs Maya. They're soulmates, they complete each other. I am also happy they were "endgame" and definitely dated without realizing <3 I mean, in one of the last episodes Riley LITERALLY GOES "Maya, what if we don't care about our boyfriends as much as we care about each other?"
8. Ashlyn Caswell (HSMTMTS)
ASHLYN IS MY CANON JEWISH BISEXUAL AND I LOVE HER SO VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She has been my favorite since the beginning. A smiling little goofball that deserves the world. She has so much love to give, she cares so much about everyone she knows. Also, I really felt she wasn't straight from the beginning. Shipped her with Nini in s1 due to their piano duet and shipped her with Gina in s2. Her journey in s3?? OH MY GOSH sadaffg
I CAN PERSONALLY RELATE TO BEING HUGGED BY A GIRL AT CAMP AND HAVING AN "OH" MOMENT. LITERALLY THAT HAPPENED TO ME. NOT JOKING.
9. Beverly Marsh (IT)
Beverly... gosh, she's special to me. Not only was she the most interesting character to follow in the 2017 movie, she was also the most interesting character to follow in the book. When I read the book, I overanalysed everything Beverly-related. Like, to the point where I could recite what the friends she had outside of the losers club were named (I don't remember anymore except for Kay McCall but that was when Bev was an adult, there were so many random characters in that book that were just mentioned as "oh, this was their friend when they were 7 also they borrowed them this book")
Protect Beverly at all costs.
10. Casey Gardner (Atypical)
Wow me?? Ok, no, I don't like running tracks like she does (I have asthma so running is the worst for me) but like... her energy? I feel like the way she talks and gestures... me!!
I don't know what else to say hahaha but I love her
Alrighty! So, I now need to tag people too. No pressure on doing this, though! Tagging:
@ven10 @broke-on-books @countessofravenclaw @moonlark-sparkles @sapphic-squid @funkyliloboist and honestly anyone else who wants to! <3
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