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erroneot · 1 year

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Tony: Gibbs taught me to think before I act.

Tony: So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision

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thestarwarslesbian · 5 months

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Ducky: *Walks into autopsy and puts a human skull on the table where Gibbs, McGee, Ziva and DiNozzo are sitting* Gibbs: Uhhh... Duck? Ducky: What? Ziva: The skull? Ducky: Oh yeah, that's Mother's. DiNozzo: *lurches back* McGee: OH MY GOD!!! Ducky: No, it's not Mother, it belonged to Mother. She'd put it out every Christmas to remind us that even though it's the holidays, people still die, I've have it up every year. Mr Palmmer always seemed to enjoys it when he comes over at christmas. Ducky: Plus, you can put candy in it! Jimmy: *Enters* Hey guys... Aww, the Christmas candy skull! You remembered!

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eideticstark · 10 months

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Imagine y/n is Gibbs’ significant other and you take Gibbs out to KBBQ or hot pot for the first time. I feel like Gibbs’ reaction would be something along the lines of the this:

Gibbs: Y/n what the hell is this?

Y/n: *giggling* Whattt? You like to cook steak over a fire, how is this any different?

Gibbs: Yeah steak. Not whatever the hell this Fruit Roll-Up beef is.

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danger-intrigue-a-damsel · 2 months

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*everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

gibbs: so. who broke it? i'm not mad, i just wanna know.

everyone:

tim: ...i did. i broke it.

gibbs: no. no you didn't. tony?

tony: don't look at me. look at ziva.

ziva: what?! i didn't break it.

tony: huh, that's weird. how'd you even know it was broken?

ziva: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

tony: suspicious.

ziva: no, it's not!

jimmy: if it matters, probably not, but abby was the last one to use it.

abby: liar! i don't even drink that crap!

jimmy: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

abby: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, jimmy!

tim: okay let's not fight. i broke it. let me pay for it, gibbs.

gibbs: no! who broke it!?

everyone:

jimmy: gibbs... tony's been awfully quiet.

tony: really?!

*everyone starts arguing*

gibbs, being interviewed: i broke it. i burned my hand so I punched it.

gibbs: i predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

gibbs:

gibbs: good. it was getting a little chummy around here.

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comfyrhyme20574 · 1 year

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Incorrect Quotes:

Your Prompt

Gibbs, trying to ask Y/N out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Dinozzo: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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genderflu1dwh0r · 4 days

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Tony: What would go so good on this cheesecake is those chocolate sprinkles.

Kate: We finished those an hour ago.

Gibbs: We could crush some Oreos on top.

Kate: We ran out of those two hours ago.

Gibbs: How about some whipped cream?

Kate, Tony, and Abby: Mmm!

Abby: I think we still have a can.

Abby, getting up from the table: I'll get it. It's in my bedroom-

Gibbs, quickly grabbing her wrist: Nevermind, Abby.

#ncis #tony dinozzo #kate todd #leroy jethro gibbs #abby sciuto #incorrect quotes #quote #the golden girls

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tragic-shadows · 2 years

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Gibbs, driving Y/N and DiNozzo: So how was your day?

Y/N: We almost got surprise adopted!

Gibbs: What?

DiNozzo: We almost got kidnapped.

Gibbs: Oh, okay.

Gibbs: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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wambsroy · 2 years

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Gibbs: ten years ago i married my best friend.

Gibbs: my wife’s still very angry about it but me & tobias were drunk we thought it was funny

Jenny: *sighs deeply*

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zibbs-forever · 1 year

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Best thing i‘ve ever seen.

No hate to Ellie.

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avioncitodetergopol · 2 years

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Ellie, Nick and Gibbs in Gibbs's basement

Ellie to Gibbs: So, we just wanted to say we're engaged!

Gibbs looks at Nick: You should have asked me first

Nick: You're not really my type though

#ncis #incorrect quotes #ellie bishop #nick torres #ellick #Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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astrid-delacour · 2 years

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Things my class has said as NCIS quotes

Ziva: Is there a north and south California

Tony: Who the fuck is playing yankee doo da?

*Dora theme song playing*

Cue the team laughing

Gibbs: There is a grieving widow next door I don’t want to hear all this laughing

Tony: In our defence someone was playing the dora theme song

Gibbs: *glaring*

Tony (to McGee): You know how in movies the man kisses the woman's hand? Well i'm gonna lick yours

McGee: falls out of his chair in his haste to get away

Tony: do you wanna know what we did?

Ziva: no, I already heard the screaming

Tony: oh that was just McGee yelling “I did not fu*k a 16 year old"

Tony: it looks like *slaps cheeks*

Ziva: The scream?

Tony: yes! the scream *falls out of chairs*

Tony: OHH I did a 360 d*ck spin shot! He has no more balls and no more life

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erroneot · 1 year

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Ellie: whats something you guys are better than Gibbs at? Abby: Mario Kart Tim: yeah, video games Tony: emotional vulnerability

#incorrect quotes #ncis #ncis incorrect quotes #abby sciuto #tim mcgee #tony dinozzo #jethro gibbs #leroy jethro gibbs #incorrect quotes ncis #season 11 #ellie bishop

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thestarwarslesbian · 3 months

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Tony: I just realized something, all of us have a bad childhood. Gibbs (not looking up from his book): Yeah I know. Ziva: What do you mean, you know? Gibbs: Look at you! McGee: (looking at himself and the others up and down): What do you mean, look at us? Gibbs: Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don’t stand like that. Tony: Like sluts? Gibbs: NO-

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the-tiva-og · 2 years

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Gibbs: It's time you forgave yourself.

Ziva: Gibbs, you know that forgiving yourself is the one thing a person cannot do.

#incorrect ncis quotes #source: along came a spider #Leroy Jethro Gibbs #Ziva David

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comfyrhyme20574 · 1 year

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