#just bullshit

[beyondbirthdayzzz]

Friend: Why is your gallery filled with pictures of this crazy-looking blood-licker?

Friend: Is this the mass murderer you always talk about?

Me:

First of all, he has a name - Beyond Birthday.

Second of all, that's not blood. That's fuckin jam.

Third of all, he's not a mass murderer. He's just a serial killer. There's a huge difference.

And lastly- *grabs phone aggressively* -don't touch my shit like that.

#i made one more imaginary convo #just bullshit #death note #beyond birthday #death note imagines #death note memes

[bleach-your-panties]

I definitely have to say...

That 2023-2024 has won the WORST YEAR TO BE ON TUMBLR AWARD. 🏆

#racist anons #jealous mfs #gatekeepers #lazy ass writers #everybody getting offended over every damn thing #just bullshit #i have never seen no shit like this before #hell is ff dot net still running? #📞 the owner ✰ #byp2024🏀

[hangkennyy]

I just ADORE how wwe is cutting all these good and talented superstars like Ali, Sheldon, and Elias. But yet they choose to keep superstars like Riddle and Karrion💀superstars who have problematic pasts.

#wwe #just bullshit #but yeah go cut Mustafa ali #because why do you need Karrion so much more #???? Baffling

[soop-musical-fool]

squeezing in 3 interviews today and still not sure what I'll do if I end up offered 3 jobs somehow

like it probably wont happen but I think it is a possibility, these are bottom of the barrel jobs in a small town

#not music #just bullshit #AS ALWAYS BABY

[bluesprng]

just a drabble. 18+. mdni.

pretty.

the only thought going through dejun's mind as he watched ten come back into the room, hair in every direction and wearing nothing but loose sweatpants. he admired the male's figure from his own spot against the headboard, eyes tracing over ever curve, dip and tattoo. he was trying to engrave every detail to memory as if the latter was going to disappear - he never knew but he wanted to be prepared.

'what are you grinning about?'

he almost didn't register the question, not when he was distracted watching the raven slowly walk up to the bed and lean forward on his palms.

fuck, he's pretty.

'just.. you.' it was a pathetic answer but true, nonetheless. he was fine that the older let out a soft laugh, letting his head hang before looking up, showing a lazy smile. he wanted to kiss him.

the chance to do so was wiped out of his mind when ten raised the end of his blanket and slipped beneath, the motion so smooth and showing off the curve of his back, he couldn't help the groan he let out. 'what are you planning?'

he didn't get a verbal answer but all he needed was the feeling of soft tiers brushing against the inside of his thigh to know where everything was going, his head tipping back against the headboard. he was fully convinced ten was going to be the end of him and he wasn't going to complain one bit.

the rest of the world bled away as he focused solely on the way the latter took his time, doing everything as slow as he possibly could to fulfill his own addiction. mumbling out a faint call of his part time lover's name, one that pleaded him to pick up the pace only made him slow down. he breathed out a curse but stopped himself from asking again.

wanting to be embarrassed at just how easy it was to get him hard enough to throb, dejun pushed the thought aside knowing the other took it as a compliment - he really did have a knack for finding the odd ones. what could he complain about when ten's venturing tongue finally graced his tip, swirling and lapping over it in long swipes, he was almost delirious.

he wanted to cuss him out for being such a tease but it would be a lie to say he wasn't enjoying every bit of it. his lips parted to release breathy moans as the latter's tongue moved along his shaft, lapping and mouthing at the ridged surface only to trace up along the underside until he was able to be taken past the plush tiers. his toes curled and he was sure he wasn't going to last long this time around.

slipping one hand beneath the blanket, he sought to curl his fingers within the black locks of his lover, his free hand reaching above his head to weakly grip onto the headboard. he gripped onto the locks and nearly gave out as ten's moans vibrated through him, his leg bending to press one heel into the bed to keep from getting in trouble.

losing himself to the moderate rhythm of his lover's warm mouth sinking and dragging along his cock, dejun lost track of how long he sat, doing his best to hold back just to relish in everything. it didn't take long for him to be close to his breaking point, insides burning.

'f-fuck, ten-' he did his best to attempt a warning, only receiving a tap against his lower back in response. being familiar in the way's of the raven's communication, he knew he was safe.

dropping his hand from the other's hair, he gripped onto the sheet as he finally reached his edge, a moan sounding from him as his frame trembled. he wanted to squirm as ten kept going, milking him for everything he was worth and no doubt enjoying the whines he was pulling from him. he was breathing hard by the time his lover pulled off of him and slowly emerging from his hiding spot.

ten didn't say much as he climbed up and settled on his lap, licking his lips with the ghost of a grin. dejun couldn't find it in him to comment, slightly shaky hands gliding up along his thighs and around the curve of his ass to settle splayed out on his lower back. the raven melted into his frame, arms going around his neck.

letting the older press close, his head tilted to nose into his neck, pressing open mouthed kisses against the skin between his gradually disappearing pants. it was quick but their were no complaints, something ten enjoyed doing after however many rounds and something he could never say no to.

'have i ever told you how pretty you are?' he whispered, trailing his lips up along the side of his neck until he was nosing right between his ear, licking over the spot.

'not enough,' the raven answered, head tilted as his eyes closed, enjoying the warmth the affection brought. of course, he couldn't let it get too serious. 'i love the way you taste.'

dejun wanted to groan and grip him tighter at the semi vulgar words but he didn't. instead, he did something a lot worse.

'i love you.'

#no tags #just bullshit #mdni #minors go away #wayv #wayv smut #ten #ten smut #xiaojun #xiaojun smut

[lemme-just-oops]

New disaster:

Amara can hear people praying to him.

He does not like spying on the privacy of his friends.

So, what does he do when he hears his friend's prayers?

His mind gets loops the "Im a barbie girl" song.

Be like Amara.

#theres no more plot #just bullshit #i will write three words and then create seven memes about this dumbass #my oc amara

[thequeenofshebasays]

The level of annoyance I have over the stupid, clearly pointless move to Cali and the stupid plots of this season… I realize it’s all said and done so complaining about it is a moot point… but goodness… could have had a really awesome group with the four main teens and they fucked it up to add in meme characters and canon fodder 😒

#like wtf even is any of this #just bullshit #and I don’t care #I’m pissed off #the ONLY saving grace is that jancy is still canon and that’s that #the only normal thing that makes sense #stranger things

[lesbiangummybearmafia]

We waited a freakin month for Stranger Things to come back to only get 2... count them 1, 2 new episodes. Seriously wtf, such bullshit! What a publicity stunt!! I'm really annoyed right now! Here I was thinking I'd have enough episodes to last the weekend... was I wrong! Very disappointed.

#Stanger things 4 part 2 #very disappointed #wow just sad #fuck you netflix #just bullshit #only 2 episodes #wtf #are you serious #stranger things

[ninak803]

Humans and their fragility. Ugh.

#don't mind my nonsense #no writing #just bullshit #it's monday

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

obsessed w james somerton saying that he blacked out every time he failed to cite his sources like he’s the dr jekyll/mr hyde of plagiarism

#sanders bullshit #james somerton #civil disk horse #HE’S SO FUNNY. HOW DOES HE THINK HE’LL GET AWAY WITH ALL THAT #to be clear I am not making fun of his head injury it’s just that That Is Not How Head Injuries Work

[systembug]

Those exams are going to end me help

#not bugs #just bullshit #shitpost

[muggle-born-princess]

Reblog if you're LGBT and are against MAPS/Child Groomers

#i kinda want to prove a point to certain people #i don't usually post my personal problems on here unless I need to because I find it unecessary and childish #but this bullshit has been eating me the fuck up and I need to vent #LGBT does not equal groomer #Child groomers are not LGBT #MAPs are not LGBT #TW: Child Grooming #Tagging it that just in case anyone feels uncomfortable with said topic #fucking hate Texas and religion extremists and conservatives #LGBT #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #reblog bait

[sparkystarlight]

I don't talk abt it a lot here but I have elhers danlos syndrome (or at least I did and then suddenly I "no longer fit the requirements." It took 3 years of constant appointments to get the diagnosis in the first place and I'm still bitter) and one of the most frustrating parts of it is that when I lay on my side, my pillow shifts my jaw out of place far enough to be v uncomfortable 🥲

#lost my diagnosis bc i have tight hamstrings btw #just bullshit #prob insurance not wanting to cover treatment anymore #we lost as a civilization the day we capitalized healthcare #doctors just kinda suck in general. very few of them actually care abt what theyre doing #my psychiatrist almost killed me one time #but thats a story for later

[adh-d2]

No but it's...

the way they naturally fall into eachother's roles when the other isn't there.

the instinctual head-tilt when Crosshair stabilized his rifle on Tech's shoulder, as if they'd done it a thousand times before.

It's the fact that Tech clearly told Phee all about his brother.

It's the sad, fond smile on Crosshair's face when Omega said Tech made her memorize all the plans ("of course he did").

It's the way Tech knew exactly where to look for that mirror.

#they were the closest brothers and I'll die on this hill #I just need them to be reunited #they are twins ur honor #the bad batch #tbb crosshair #tbb tech #tbb spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #tbb season 3 spoilers #sw tbb #the bad batch season 3 spoilers #the bad batch season 3 #tbb s3e12 #Juggernaut #tbb s2e9 #The Crossing #tbb s1e15 #Return to Kamino #tcw s7e2 #A Distant Echo #the bad batch meta #tbb screencaps #the bad batch screencaps #the clone wars screencaps #ADH-D2's Patented Bullshit

[yuliadern]

Awww, he’s so strange and off putting❤️❤️❤️

#ethan winters #resident evil village #resident evil #re8 #mia winters #back on my shit once again😔 #I can never just post art #I gotta some stupid bullshit with it always #built into me

[stil-lindigo]

HELP PALESTINIAN ARCHITECT EVACUATE HER FAMILY FROM GAZA

This is a verified fundraiser for a family of four to evacuate to Cairo. The fund's creator, Amal Abu Shammala, reached out to me personally to share this since she's failed to get her fund on Operation Olive Branch and Let's Talk Palestine's fundraising linktree.

As of right now, she has raised €2,397/ €42,000. You can see the breakdown of what the money will be used for in the fund description.

Please give generously!

#ive talked to amal myself and can vouch for her #she was so understanding about me having to verify her story first #its so bullshit how people have used the tragedy of a genocide to masquerade as palestinians in need #perhaps its selfish for me to personally advocate for only a few families in need when so many people require help #but i feel like the way i stay sane is to just. focus on one family at a time #im gonna try to do another fundraising event (?) soon idk how successful it'll be #i just dont have enough money man #palestine #free palestine #free gaza #donations #gaza #rafah #khan younis