#kinda wish i was a cat though :

[gophergal]

Shout-out to women who don't shave. Y'all have the right idea cause that shit is annoying

#gopher art #spice ish #team fortress 2 #tf2 medic #tf2 demoman #tf2 soldier #tf2 heavy #tf2 sniper #fem fortress #heavymedic #red Oktoberfest #i did in fact perhaps draw women with bodyhair as i proposed yesterday #also i gave heavy my bodytype subconsciously which is kinda fucking hilarious. wish i were that tall though lmao #soldier is saying “private you know not to disturb your commanding officer's rest” to the racoon #based on how my cat jumps on me when im trying to sleep

[bonefall]

What position do you think the cats would take to pray? would they bow or just sit or aomething else?

I think they should tilt their head straight upwards, so that their whiskers are stirred by the breeze. If they worship the stars, it makes sense that wind is part of that. Invocation is like asking permission of StarClan to speak to one of your ancestors, like using an operator, so if the wind stirs your whiskers it means they're answering.

Proper prayer etiquette includes going outside. You don't pray in dens or caves.

You're not praying to the Moonplace. You're directly seeking an audience.

WindClan, ironically, is the least strict about this. Comes from a mixture of tunneling culture and the fact they confess to their Cleric more than other Clans.

RiverClan probably has a phrase that goes something like, "Your wishing wind was an undertow" which roughly means "you were badly mistaken and should have known better"

I'd also combine it with them sitting on their haunches and putting their paws/wrists together, "rabbit sniffing the air" style.

#Side note though Im kinda amazed no one has made the cats pray towards the moonstone #That would be so cool tbh #I kinda wish the forest territories haunted the cats more #Especially the older cats for whom losing their home should have been a deeply traumatic event #Clan culture #Prayer #Better bones au

[the-cat-at-the-theatre-door]

City Springs Theatre

#CATS Musical #CATS Regional #CATS City Springs Theatre #group shots #my posts #they all look great #you ever have a hope that's super unrealistic but you can't help but hope it anyway #and are still kinda disappointed when it doesn't happen? yeah #(honestly if you have been with me long enough you know what that disappointment is) #baayork lee directing though like honestly DREAM i wish i could see it anyway

[normalest-of-knees]

Did they really..... do absolutely nothing with the fact that Jaune "had" to kill Penny?.....

I thought maybe they could pull something out at the end somehow; maybe have Penny be the one to help Ruby through her rough time as well as the tree lady

Though then again with all the Summer build up I'm not surprised

But I'm.... both flabbergasted and defeated that we went through this entire Volume without ever actually addressing Jaune killing Penny.

Back after Volume 8, so many people were like "So they HAVE to address this, right? Oh man how is Ruby gonna react to this??" And many were speculating and wondering

Apparently she won't, is the answer. We don't even know if Blake & Yang know either. They just never actually talk about or react if they do know

And I'm wondering.... why? Why did they tease about the Penny angst and then it amount to nothing in the end? Why did Ruby have to pass out while Weiss talked about the subject, and then never gets to talk about it afterwards? Why did she get to find the sword (that shouldn't even exist, mind you), give it up, then when it's thrown away she just leave it at that?

I know the answer is random angst and Jaune angst, but still.

Penny deserved so much better, and so did we. The audience deserved to be treated better and respected, but we got... this.

I wished they had picked between wanting to push the Summer stuff or the Penny stuff, since they clearly couldn't do both. And what we got of each was so... nothing

#rwde #Knees Talkin #I may do a Volume 9 full discussion/breakdown yet #but for now I only have chuncks of thoughts #this really was a filler arc #they really looked at our main cast and went 'ugh. just fuck around until the volume is done so we can get back to the side characters' #my inner child did love the return of red like roses #and I adore this tree lady #but my word.... #also. did the Cat's new form look like it belonged in a different show to anyone else? #my first thought was Kung Fu Panda due to the body shapes #was a random new form but kinda cool #I do wish the Cat didn’t get eaten though #anyways. the Hell is over but jeepers crappers

[warriorsbutnotreally]

Genuinely Curious-

my feelings will be in the tags!

#warriors #warrior cats #personally #i really enjoy it #i think it's kinda silly to give these cats powers and such #though i understand why some people don't like #i just #enjoy the silly parts of warriors #and i find the unexplained magic system silly #i do wish a lot of the powers weren't dropped after they stopped being useful

[mzannthropy]

"Sam, is that what you did at that Cats audition?"

#sam claflin #samblogging #legendary pic #though idk if it's a good pic as in photography-wise #the composition is off #it's something you'd just discard #i can see sam fooling around in the studio and it got captured #and maybe the photographer saw it looked too funny to erase so they not only kept it but published it #bc i mean do you blame them. look at him #he makes it look so effortless #he's so graceful #watch me writing a whole fanfic in the tags for a picture #you know i kinda wish sam got that cats role #ik it's not a good film but i think it'd be funny #mypost

[piningprecussionist]

hello hello! im a totally real human with human insides! plush anon is the name! what is your opinions on stuffies/stuffed animals?

- 🧸

... That is an extremely ominous opener... with extremely gruesome visuals for me to attach...

*Kim stares off out the window for a moment before she continues typing, eventually shaking her head with a mildly disgusted look, but a small smile.*

I don't really have any- at least, not here, but I like them, yeah. What's not to like? They're soft and designed to be loved and held...

#*Kim finds herself suddenly really wishing she had a plushie for this trip- she is overcome with the desire to hold and hug something.* #*she frowns and glances towards Ramona- but opts to leave her alone- looking away with a blush and narrowed eyes* #(Stop being stupid. Let her read.) #pine.txt #asks #anon #rp #kim pine #sp comic #spvtwtg #spto #spvtw #🧸 anon #(ooc: i have so many plushies you dont even know...) #(ooc: if you're in the discord ask about my cay plushie and I will IMMEDIATELY drop two pics of my newest little guy) #(ooc: he's so soft and small and cute i love him) #(ooc: but Kim! Idk what her plushie tastes might be like honestly. I feel like modern times she would have the ghostface plushie that I +) #(+ have? maybe some sandworms too. but idk that all her plushies would be horror related ya know. maybe some hedgehogs and foxes in there) #(ooc: post befriending Gideon- the cat- maybe she would want to pick up a cat one) #(ooc: it kinda seems like a frivolous expense she wouldn't be able to justify to herself though. as compared to paying rent and maintaining #+her instrument and other things) #? #(ooc: this one gets the tag bc i have actually actively placed her there + thoughts for Doc if they want to react to them) #the sp Winnipeg Trip

[namaaaes]

i love you little youtubers channels that make 2 hours long videos explaining every single detail of an analog horror , i love you, im a little bird that doesn't like hunting (watching them by myself and finding out the story) your videos are delicious worms to me nham nnham nham nham

#personal shit #i wish there are more like gemini 88 and vita carnis those are my jams #i been watching RE4 remake lately but sometimes i crave for analog horror #I love watching it with a cup of coffe while i draw on the side i always get nightmare later though #happy meat farm is cool but so short i need more gore analog stories don't talk m bout walton files they're kinda nhe #me and my lil bro yesterday talking at dinner seriously about the fnfa timeline bc we didn't remembered about sister location huojasudhah #they adviced me ghost cat which is good!! #cat ghost ? was that the name

[cloudblaze]

The apprentices not being able to taste honey because cats can't taste sweet things is so hilarious to me. It's wild which cat facts they keep and which ones they throw out. Fun fact, cats are nearsighted and also can't see the colors red or orange.

#if we're going by realism rules then firestar must be lime green in his clan's eyes lol #also speaking of seeing colors I'll always be jealous of some birds being able to see more colors than us #every time i look at my shiny black chicken i wonder if she just looks purple and green to the other chickens #side note i really don't care about realism in this series. except with the subject of kits. that always bugs me lol #but other than that? go ham who cares #some books work really well by leaning into an animal's real traits #firebringer (book about deer) works really well having stags fight for mates and all the deer needing to ruminate #silverwing (book(s) about bats) works really well with all their characters being colorblind and relying heavily on echolocation #i feel like warriors is kinda... different. the very nature of it is more like... people #in a way where making them nearsighted and colorblind and live in a more realistic cat way really wouldn't improve anything #i do wish the erins acknowledged that cats can see pretty well in the dark though haha #i had to laugh in outcast when they're wondering how the invading cats in the mountains get around their den with only one light source #honey.... sweetie...... they're CATS that's how they get around in the dark

[n0ct0urn1quet]

based red vox AND warriors fan?

hell yeah !!!!!!!!!!!! yipee!!!!!!!

#finding red vox fans in the wild is so rare JAJSHJJHG #i feel like i have a handful of followers who listen 2 them but auruaruhg i wish i knew mor ppl who liked them </3 #i do rmmember though #when my friend introduced me 2 them i was like. rly into watching vinesauce n had been watching a lot of vinesauce stuff #and i think she sent me a link 2 a yt upload of realign i think? and i was like oh this is cool music #and she sent it with no caoption and didnt Tell Me it was. vinny's Band #so i was listening to it and im like WOW this guy sounds a lot like vinny vinesuace haha #and she was liek 'holly. holly. it is vinny' #AND I WAS LIEK HUAHEH ?? ! ?!? ? ? ! ? ?! WHHAT ? ? ? #and . yeah <3 #i listened to them bc it was vinny's band but stayed bc like . the music is actually good JKSDKJG #im so fuckinnnnnn excited 4 the new album in a couple days ougouaouggh i rly wanna catch it live like i did with visions ! ! ! #anyways! SHJDHJG #yes im a red vox AND a warrior cats fan . i am sooooooooooo cool and epic 😎😎😎😎 #warriors has been my special interst for like 8ish years <3 maybe longer maybe less i dont remeber SJKDKJG #though tbh? im not rly involved much in the fandom n i dont rly make canon content. i kinda jus focus on my wc oc's :) #but i do still read tha books!!!! just when it comes 2 fandom stuff im just off doing my own thing with my oc's in the corner <3

[gophergal]

Behold, the six "unique" roles of Stonevale, one of the colonies in Fading Hollow.

I've been thinking about this setting a lot lately, including all the characters. Honestly, I want to make every cat individual under the hood, but that is slowly driving me mad. For now, here are six of them:

Chief Ra'shira - the leader. Aggressive, irritable, but fiercely loyal to kith and kin.

Deputy Haystalk - her second in command and gentle younger brother. He has spent the majority of his adulthood smoothing over the trouble his sister's temper causes

Raven, the Seer - religious leader and second eldest cat in the colony. A grumpy bastard for the ages. The only company he enjoys is Mera and his sister, Blueshell

Mera Yari-tsa - a lifelong queen who has had a paw in raising every litter in the past 50 moons, earning her great respect. The most knowledgeable midwife in the hollow

Acorn - a senior messenger. He won't retire until his former apprentice, Puff, is ready to mentor another cat to take his place

Puff - a young messenger. He seems empty headed and the wrong body type for his position, but he has a fantastic memory and a knack for social situations

#gopher writes #gopher art #fading hollow #original art #cat art #worldbuilding #original characters #cat ocs #no idea what else to tag this tbh #this setting has basically been divorced from warrior cats at this point tbh. just because i keep adding shit #the more i build it the more i see this less as a warriors fanclan set and more as an individual story that owes a lot to wc #also- most of what ive posted about FH is still canon. the Yari-tsa are basically masters of childcare. this is still post apocalypse #however. new shit has been added. a calendar. strange mutations. ect #i also try to keep to some basic genetics. will have to create a family tree at some point. not looking forward to it tbh. #on the bright side the laws they live by are different. so we can deal #my plan is to make a webcomic of this. starting with a few fun nonlinear comics to give y'all a feel for the flavor of the setting #kinda like a pilot. then start the first arc. wish me luck. still a while before i get to any of that though lmao

[yardsards]

coping with my mommy/daddy issues by watching cute videos of orphaned baby animals getting taken in by surrogate parents of their species

#eliot posts #me watching an orphaned kitten be taken in by a mother cat: god i wish that were me #im boutta form a parasocial relationship with these fucking owls #luna and bomber the tawny owl parents my beloveds #living vicariously through some ducklings. #y'know. when i was a kid/young teen i used to daydream about being an orphan and getting adopted #at the time i blamed it on reading too many books with orphaned protagonists #but in hindsight like #hey. hey past eliot??? #hey??? normal kids with healthy families don't daydream about their parents getting into a fatal car accident #granted it wasn't a full-on ''i wish this would happen'' type of daydream #because i was terrified of the foster care system #which is kinda fair like the american foster system sucks ass #but a lot of it was due to my parents scaremongering about it??? #partially in a ''don't tell anyone what goes on here or they'll take you away and put you in the foster system'' way #but every once in a blue moon it'd be a threat that they'd stop disown me and i'd have to go into the foster system #the latter was generally not a serious threat but in a way where ur not FULLY sure that it's a bluff or not #and u didn't wanna risk the 1% chance #also i figured that maybe even though i never missed my parents when i went to stay w extended family for weeks on end #(and only ever missed my cat) #that i might still miss them/be sad when they were dead #which i mean. probably not ENTIRELY incorrect bc when ur a kid you'd prolly grieve ur parents even if they were abusive #but a lot was just. my mother used threats like ''you'll miss us when we're dead!'' or ''you'll regret this when i'm old and dying'' #but now i'm an adult and i look forward to going no-contact with them with EXCITEMENT #the only reason i haven't yet is financial nonsense #i have a couple good memories with my dad but they're just overshadowed by all the times i was genuinely afraid he was gonna kill me #but my mother? uff da. not a SINGLE fond memory comes to mind. maybe some fun ones but i cant recall ever feeling LOVED by her #abuse mention #(in tags)

[bitalis]

finishing coffee talk ch2 like i loved that old characters came back even though some appeared very briefly and riona <3

#nat.txt #hahsjdkfkf sorry i tried to like lucas . i really did. i do like his design though big fan of the yellow #i just ?? don’t vibe with influencer type characters tbh i know he is so much more then that but yeah #also the constant calling riona ‘lady’ instead of her name got old very quickly and tbh annoyed me #other then that i likes how they connected characters arcs with this game and it was very neat!! #the dialouge also didn’t feel so invasive this time around either which kinda bothered me in the first game #and it’s nice to see that characters were a bit more perceptive torwards the barista being an alien/time traveler aka hydes #little one liner moments . speaking of hyde… the lore drop we got on him was so so fun #genuinely surprised ?? like i didn’t expect to see hyde a bunch this game i’m glad we got see him fleshed out more!!! same with gala #i wish we got to see aqua and myrtle more though .. like happy i got to see at least two of my favs more often but at what cost shdjfkfk #still though i am very greatful for galas new pfp . gala cat lover my beloved #speaking of cats i wonder what the story is behind the cat that was coming around ..

[thedreamparadox]

Horses sense weakness and they'll take advantage in any way they can (usually by being a dick )

And this is why I'm glad I don't regularly have to work with large animals lol

#answered asks;; #i am very suburban but also i kinda wish i got to work with animals more #other than cats. love cats. allergies are hell #i fear llamas more than horses though #never been spat at but i know what those things are capable of

[sooniebby]

Man… I’ve been thinking again.. it’s horny thoughts again.. it’s been about a magic dildo—it’s weird but lemme explain!!! Bottom male reader! Enjoy~

A smut fic were reader moves in with some random dude in an apartment. They have a regular roommate relationship for the most part..

Until when you find a dildo stashed in a box in the laundry room. It’s never been there before… Hm, it can’t belong to your roommate.. you’ve heard his.. night stands.. he’s not the one screaming

And you might’ve.. accidentally seen him fucking one of his friends before…

Yeah, he wouldn’t use this dildo.. but you could be wrong. Reader noticed though that the dildo couldn’t have been used ever since there was still plastic around it.

It even had a tag. Ah, this was store bought? A gag gift..? Your roommates birthday was five days ago. Well, if your roommate wasn’t going to use it, might as well… use it yourself?

A bit weird but you’re curious. The dildo is thick.. very thick and a bit long. Curiosity just got the best of you. So one night when you knew your roommate wasn’t home and decided to use the dildo.

It takes a few tries but you’re able to get the dildo inside your ass. It’s a nice stretch, pretty good actually. It’s long enough to easily graze over your prostate. Fuck, if your roommate didn’t want this dildo you’re going to keep for yourself.

You spend the next few minutes just fucking yourself. Moans load and unabashedly with the house being empty (besides your roommates cat)

You couldn’t help your thoughts slowly drift off onto your roommate.. that one time you saw just a glimspe of his cock fucking another man’s ass. His slim but toned frame, long fingers, his bangs that stuck to his forehead while he sweats .

His name just kept rolling off your tongue by now. Your hand holding the dildo that blessed your prostate and insides going faster. You began to lightly thrust back into it—just wishing it was a real cock. It was so hard to control the speed while you continued to lose yourself

But it seemed you weren’t even controlling it anymore. The dildo was just going by itself, but not like a vibrator. It was actually thrusting inside you, reaching your prostate easily. It felt like a real cock.. like someone was actually fucking you right now.

You cried out at the new sudden harsh thrusting but you were way too close to your release to even care that this dildo had a mind of its own.

You came with a shout, soaking the bed sheets beneath you as you sighed in relief. Fuck, you were keeping this dildo. But.. it was still moving?!

Before you could even scream out in horror at whatever the fuck this dildo actually was, your bedroom door slammed open.. and there was your roommate.. looking.. less human than before..?

“You finally found it? What took you so fucking long?”

Apparently your roommate was an incubus.. and the dildo was magically connected to his own dick.. huh, that’s why it moved like a real cock.

Well, you certainly didn’t get any sleep for that night.. or the later nights after that :)

Went off the deep end lol, I do so well with these types of stories.. kinda wanna do more for incubus roommate tho.. it’s interesting~

Tag list: @kiiyoooo @nakedtoasterr @the-ultimate-librarian @chill-guy-but-cooler @mello-life69 @iwishtobeacrow

#bottom male reader #x male reader #smut prompts #smut ideas #mlm nsft #mlm ns/fw #oc x reader #uke male reader #smut drabble

[micamone]

i know its a good thing im noticing it now but its also really irritating noticing how itchy my gatto is all the time like..... im sorry mija im fuckin trying to figure out what it is with all the new foods and vet visits man....

#wish i could explain whats goin on and tell her to stop scratchin at her face #like stop agitating it worse baby #anyways first vet said lets giveher steroids about it 2nd vet said lets find the allergy and just stop it from happening in the first place #now im about to be in the 3rd place in a couple weeks and hell in a month or so can get a 3rd fuckin opinion! lmao #sigh yeah though bloodworks say shes got allergies. 2nd vet said thats usually food not like.... pollen #but also now that we're moving back to her home state she was born in if they fucking just. go away. thatd be kinda hilarious #sorry bossman i cant move for the job anymore. yeah my cats allergic ro california. yeah its gonna be an all day thing #my posts