when night falls in hyrule do you think the yiga clan all sleep together like woodland critters in a nest or do they clock out from work and go home to their wife and kids like any other, hang the mask on the coat rack like ‘whew tough shift today’ and the wife, doubtful he even has a job as hyrule’s minimum wage is well above the measly 2 blue rupees + 1 green he brings to the table, snaps back with ‘don’t think i didn’t notice the blonde hairs on your suit. you’ve been out with that HUSSIE again haven’t you?’ and he’s like ‘rebeega (sheikah form of rebecca) it’s not what you think but there are certain parts of my line of work i can’t ever explain to you.’