#kramer what's going on in there

[hasmoneanbulbasaur]

It's official. I have found both the best Silent Hill and Seinfeld meme.

#meme #memes #seinfeld #jerry seinfeld #kramer #cosmo kramer #silent hill #sh #silent hill 2 #sh2 #james sunderland #angela orosco #kramer what's going on in there

[creepa-b0t-inc]

#deltarune #seinfeld #jerry seinfeld #kramer #kramer what's going on in there #kris deltarune

[yeonjnz]

* ABIGAIL HOBBS (HANNIBAL) / AMANDA YOUNG (SAW)

#saw #hannibal #saw x #hannibal nbc #abigail hobbs #amanda young #hannibal lecter #john kramer #jigsaw #is this niche enough. do u guys understand what i'm going thru #it's about the lesbian with the complex feelings towards her father figure who also happens to be a murderer

[zer0point5ive]

something about lawrence thinking he’s a little past it, looking at adam and feeling a strange mix of envy and insecurity creep in alongside the fondness, wondering what adam sees in him and then .. well then there’s adam. love hearts in the air, cartoon eyes popping out, hammer on head looney tunes style, the whole deal just. absolutely head over heels over lawrence’s whole .. everything at all times, going cuckoo if lawrence’s shirt buttons strain slightly, grabbing a handful whenever lawrence bends over, burying his face in lawrence’s chest at random intervals because, hey, he never claimed to be gods strongest soldier and boy oh boy. man oh man, lawrence gordon md will do that to a guy. lawrence is just trying to get changed? well you better believe adam’s getting a front row seat to that show and. if lawrence happens to let it slip that he’s been feeling a little inadequate? yeah, adam is absolutely taking that as a challenge. good for them both

#sorry that sawmusical ass grab video came up again and i. well i am also not gods strongest soldier #then i thought about saw of course naturally. then lawrence nd his ways #dr lawrence md w the dadbod i need you in ways that the human mind cant even comprehend #call me adam faulkner stanheight the way i go awooga when the saw bathroom dilf does anything at all #sound of cartoon boing nd old timey horn resonates when he does Anything #realising i said strange mix just like. well you know. didnt even do that on purpose john kramer will do that to a guy i guess #any way when is it adam lawrence saw 2004s turn to get freaky nasty w it in front of a mirror is What im getting at here #chainshipping #📹

[grandpappys-chinstrap]

John Kramer never wanted Mark Hoffman as a convert. Mark is and was always meant to be a tool for John to use. Since Mark's game of Russian roulette that did not require a true "offering," such as murder or pain which for John was an manifistation of the individuals will to live, Mark's identity as a convert is at best loosely based upon John's need for physical strength and more hands to create the great gears of his games. This distinct difference in Mark's game and therefor conversion story and apprenticeship creates a deep divide between his role and the role of both Amanda Young and Lawrence Gordon.

In this essay...

#honest to god this came to me while I was jogging today and I haven't stopped thinking about it #i know either this has been said before or it's flawed in the interpretation #but my brain won't let it go #I know you could argue that his test was to become an apprentice or the killing of Seth Baxter but for me neither feel right #it feels like John has this distain for him or maybe weariness that he knows mark isn't what he wanted #mark hoffman #saw franchise #sawposting #john kramer

[williamschenk-banks]

Chainshipping Prompt #2:

Adam’s ghost full on haunts the shit out of John until John agrees to leave Lawrence alone.

But wait, there’s more.

Adam was never dead, he just made a deal with Hoffman to smuggle him out of the bathroom to fuck with John. Dead guy in the bathroom is actually some no name asshole who got Hoffman’s coffee order wrong. (He’ not being petty, honest). He and Hoffman work together to con John.

Pro for Hoffman, Larry is out of the picture now, and he doesn’t have to worry about competition for John’s legacy. Con: he has to fucking work with Adam. Why is this guy so insufferable. (If he starts to be reminded of Angelina because of Adam’s terrible taste in music that’s no one’s business but his own. Also he’s kinda lowkey pissed that Amanda tried to kill this guy. Like WTF Mandy, Adam was never going to be John’s favorite anyway).

Adam meanwhile see’s no con’s only pro’s.

He get’s to mess with Hoffman (man is unintentionally the funniest fucker alive - I mean, who thinks that the best way to flirt with the guy is to try to drown him? Not fucking Adam, that’s for sure), He get’s to fuck with Kramer (Thank you John Rogers for giving him Leverage - AKA his conning bible, even if Hoffman think’s it’s stupid as hell), and he get’s to get Larry away from that guy. If he’s stuck in a roommate comedy with Hoffman until he can actually tell his doctor he’s alive, again, Adam see’s no cons in that.

Lawrence is sure in for a shock when he wakes up in an unfamiliar apartment to Adam and Hoffman in a screaming match while FBI agent Mr. supposed-to-be-dead!Peter Strahm is listening to them with his head in his hands, every so often shaking his head. “Why did I have to fall in love with the fucked up idiot? Why did I do that to myself?” —> Or Hoffman really thought the best way to clue Lawrence into Adam’s very alive state was to drug him and bring him back to his apartment.

#It’s the Roommate AU no one asked for but I sure as heck need #Adam and Hoffman buddy comedy show when? #Adam is the worlds worst hype man so Strahm is just going to have to admit that he’s a little fucked up too. #He did get in that fucking glass coffin after all #timeline? What timeline??! #Amanda and John Kramer being conned by Adam and Hoffman is something that can be so personal #chainshipping #coffinshipping #lawrence gordon #mark hoffman #peter strahm #adam faulkner stanheight #saw #YOU KNOW WHAT? #leverage au

[wowifinallywatched]

Me after watching Saw X: Wow I can't believe I'm finally up to date with this great franchise and I can start watching something ne-

Also me: *instantly puts on Saw I to re-watch the series all over again*

#based on true events #I don't have Saw I on while typing this I don't know what you're talking about #I'm talking as if I don't have four other shows on the go as well #wait no make that five #isn't this the meaning of life #saw franchise #saw memes #just saw thoughts #sawposting #saw films #just saw things #saw movies #john kramer #jigsaw #saw #saw 2004 #saw movie

[raekiez]

Gideon Kramer Lives AU

#raekiez art #raekiez oc tag #john kramer #jill tuck #gideon kramer #saw #saw 2004 #saw franchise #amanda young #Lawrence gordon #adam faulkner stanheight #disabled character #disabled oc #Gideon if he lived 💗 #hes blind in one eye and partially paralyzed because of what happened with cecil #but he and his family have forgiven cecil. he went through rehab and lots of therapy #john and jill knew it was an accident and that he truly was sorry #cecil expected to go to jail or have charges presses against him #but Jill and John are kind people #jill understood more than anyone that drugs and addiction make you do things youd never do in your right mind #cries #anyway

[sawvhs]

john must’ve thought he was sooo funny making a trap where you’re meant to cut your foot off and then choosing an underground jigsaw lair that you have to climb a ladder to get out of

#saw 2004 #i mean if anything its kind of assuring that the only way theyd survive is him saving them and dragging then down the Secret Tunnels #to the Real Lair #so that he can then jigsaw cult brainwash them or whatever #but like what if one of those shit idiots were just likeb’ok lol bye foot im gettin outta this dump #and john was still pumped full of horse tranquilizers ass up on the ground #the door is locked anyways. even if he has ANOTHER stupid little mechanisim in his hand to unlock it or whatever. what then #like they crawl out for a while go oooh.. a ladder… #dead from blood loss #jigsaw still on the ground waiting to be unparalized #john #john kramer #jigsaw #click

[werewylf]

y'know,, jigsaw didn't HAVE to sit there in the bathroom trap but it's really funny he did,, like he just took a lil drug induced nap for a few hours,, got up,, said a banger line and slammed a door

what if he got up and adam was gone too would he have just looked at zepp's body and shrug and leave

(it has been awhile since I've seen the entirety of saw 1 so pardon me if it is explained why he decided to put himself in the middle of the trap)

#like that's just what he wanted to do with his day instead of just watching both traps remotely #love that for him go king #saw 2004 #jigsaw #john kramer #mars media musings

[roseunspindle]

Lawrence being shocked about sex with Adam. Like, he was "the good kid" as a child then there was pre-med and med school. No time for much messing around.

Then he met Alison and their families approved, they liked each other and both came from slightly reserved affluent, possibly rich-people-religious so both have very very limited experience with sex beyond "married people do it" and "this is how you make babies"

Lawrence and Alison both suspect after many years of marriage that perhaps passion is missing.

Lawrence just put it aside as one does until Carla came onto him. For him it was like a lightbulb so he agrees to meet her for coffee... he craves something more and from observation this is how men at his time of life do this. Affairs with younger women right? (He ignores the part that points out his sexual interest in alison had been the same even when they were younger.)

He keeps putting Carla off. He's just waiting for the spark of want...right now he gets more of a "doing something kinda wrong" high having coffee with her than anything else. (Also for all he feels no passion for alison... he does still feel guilty... they are friends they had a child together.)

He turns Carla down in the end. He just...feels nothing. Just a vague "oh dear not another person to muster up something for."

He thought even to potentially being asexual but the itch and craving under his skin says otherwise..

Then comes the bathroom and a sarcastic wet rat of a man...

God watching him take those pills from that cigarette... even earlier staring at his exposed chest while the guy went on about kidneys...

He cuts off his foot and escapes though he passes out a few times. He thinks he hears adam scream again but he has to keep going. (He finds put layer that adam got to add the jigsaw killer himself, john kramer of all people, to his tally of rage kills. The man came a tiny bit to close to adam who choked the man to death with his chains.

(That shouldn't be hot but it is)

That is Lawrence's problem. He's never been distracted by Alison or Carla...sex was a requirement and activity to be scheduled and gotten over with.

Now...weeks after their release from the hospital and into their new domestic arrangement Lawrence has discovered "passion" and horniness and the utter distraction of wanting someone.

It's really almost upsetting. Adam of course seems delighted by this and does his best to worsen the problem.

#saw #chainshipping #Lawrence actually finding out what passion is #also letting adam go princess leia on kramer as a little treat

[parkercore-69]

guys im so unbelievably normal about him you wouldn’t even understand

#saw 2004 #adam stanheight #now before i say anything i want to make it explicitly clear that i do not in any shape or form have any kind ofattraction to men #but my fucking god #he is #oh my god #he’s literally a pathetic man what do you expect from me #i dont know if i want to look like him or be with him #look at the twinky stalker guy all trapped in an iconic saw trap #teehee #teeheeheheheee ! #not #gay #jesus fuck though he is incredibly attractive #lawrence fumbled so bad i woulda dropped john fucking kramer in an instant to go get him #he looks like he’s about to cry but given the circumstances i’d say thats pretty normal

[film2d]

#seinfeld #twin peaks #kramer whats going on in there meme #i saw it and i laughed what more can i say

[hoffmanstits-enjoyer]

something something in the worst of being locked in The Eternal Bathroom mark's memory calls for peter for whatever twisted version of comfort he can conjure up and shove into his silhouette because he's past deserving his beloved sister, but strahm's exactly where he should've been done for. that would've been more acceptable of a demise. and for the weakest moment, he wishes.

#mark hoffman #i love the thought. of him just hearing peter's voice in the dark and freezing. he has been starting to slow his fighting and his voice's #barely there anymore from his screaming. calling for help. raging against his chain. cursing john kramer and lawrence gordon and all. #it's only bc he's not incensed by all that fury that he can hear him. it's so fucking. difficult to hear it almost like he's barely there #and he knows. he knows peter ain't there but it makes him anxious. it calls for a desperation. it's irrational but he wants. #just to hear someone else. no. specifically him. he wants to hear him. he wants to hear what was done to his throat so he could escape #and he wants to be snarled at by him. he wants to hear that 'i know you' again. he wants someone to know him. #any him. just. please. will someone just fucking stay with him? #hahAHAHHHH WENT A LITTLE INSANE FOR A SEC..... #pookie suffering is bad for my health but damn. i want to see him in all kinds of Situations. #love you murder machine pookie #now go through The Horrors for me <3 #saw franchise #sawposting

[pathologising]

bfs grandma was changing the channel on her TV while I'm in the room and she started watching the Seinfeld blackface episode

#CACKLING WHAT IS GOING ON #sitting in disbelief as kramer in fill blackface stands before me #like im not jpking rn i h #LMAOOOO H3LP?

[williamschenk-banks]

Look: I’m a Hoffman is alive truth er myself, but we all know that as soon as Lawrence left Hoffman’s ass in that bathroom, he went home and railed his husband of 10 years. Adam doesn’t know what brought Larry’s neediness, but he has a strong feeling it has to do with that damn bathroom.

#And Kay i do live in the AU that it was Adam that convinced Larry to let Hoffman go #not because he particularly likes Hoffman #OR what he did to Jill #But he does know how it feels to be ruined by John Kramer #This may or may not lead them to eventually forming a self help group #for former Jigsaw apprentices (and Adam definitely DOES send Hoffman names and pictures of people who fucking suck) #But it does lead them to hunting down Logan and having WORDS with him regarding the whole secret first apprentice thing #(and it definitely leads them to adopting William when he debuts as the spiral killer) #look none of these guys are remotely ‘good’ people anymore #but they do protect the brand #Saw #chainshipping