#last shabbat

[soul-ishah]

#last Shabbat #I don’t trust my words to adequately express how things have been #(((​if you know you know))) #and yes I took a photo I am sorry g-d

[torais-life]

Have the best week bezrat Hashem!(dual lenguage post)

Shalom!. How did you live Shabbos?. Mine was incredible!. Mi family and I studied the parasha and watched different rabbines's videos about many topics...I hope the Eternal gives you a great week, with parnasah, streght, unity and shalom bait!.

Shalom!. ¿Cómo vivieron Shabat?. ¡El mío fue increíble!. Mi familia y yo estudiamos la parasha y vimos diferentes videos de rabinos sobre muchos temas... Espero que el Eterno les de una gran semana, con parnasah(sustento), fuerza, unidad y shalom bait (paz en el hogar)!.

-Caterina(from Argentina)

#shavua tov #shalom #jumblr #have a nice week #lord have mercy #simchat torah #last shabbat #torah #shabbos #english post #argentina #amisraeljai #am israel jai #hebrewmind #i'm blessed #i'm blogger #writting #jewish people #halacha #bible study #bibletruth #torah lovers #español #spanish post #estudiando la escritura #biblia #blog de fe #lo mejor de la semana #familia #emunah

[rxvera]

💀💀💀💀 this wasnt written by a jew I see ldksjsjjsksk

#jumblr #this was written by someone with the last name ‘Christiansen’ so that’s a clue lmao #please just google when we eat challah please #its usually on on friday or saturday cause like shabbat lmao #vera talks

[keyofjetwolf]

Pidgey comes back from her week with Grandpa tonight! Must remember to get the menorah out of the basement. With @docholligay and @mamaholligay gone, not a single one of her current primary caregivers is Jewish, so that should be fun and completely without incident. Three Goy And A Jew Baby. Our singing is sure to be just as flawless.

#life with jet wolf #the aunt teddy chronicles #I know it's basically the same as the Shabbat candle blessing #just with Hanukkah at the end instead of Shabbat #BUT I NEVER SING THAT ONE #odds on me trying to bless candles with the wine one are embarrassingly high #and now every single joke I want to make in these last tags #runs such a high risk of coming across poorly outside of a very small intimate circle #IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW

[handmedownpocketpussy]

Had some oven issues but it came out perfectly, shabbat shalom y'all!

#shabbat shalom #shabbat #shabbos #shabbat posting #jumblr #just some bs #jewish #challah #judaism #last challot before pesach

[asthmaticplushiedragon]

Waterbender

Earthbender

Firebender

Airbender

The Avatar is Benderfluid

Or Panbender when they're in Avatar State

@jewishicequeen

#avatar the last airbender #atla #shabbat thoughts

[anonymousdandelion]

When you want to just be looking forward to Shabbos but you’re already dreading checking the news Saturday night…

#jumblr #frumblr #judaism #dandelion says #Jewish dandelion #oh well I’m still looking forward to it #i just want a Shabbat of actual shalom #last motzei shabbos was so so so bad #and I want to say well at least this one can’t be worse #except it so easily could be

[tomfoolerytime]

Top shabbos quotes

"You know what un shaloms your shabbat. Shabbat daagah!"

"Once you hear that sizzle (of the havdallah candle) I'm beating your ass"

"The second I see three stars it's over for you." "Light pollution is the only thing saving you right now"

"I'm going to learn the ashkenazi pronunciation and only use it when I sit next to you. Yisgadal vyiskadash." "Shabbat daagah" "Back to Egypt with you!"

"Baruch Hashem or whatever it is that jewish people say."

"You know what imma tell a bitch to spell yizkor"

"get ready to unshabbat my shalom with me (do havdallah)"

"If you get run over in the shul parking lot I'm sorry, but you're hashem's least favorite jew I don't make the rules."

#the ashkenazi pronunciation thing is extra funny to me bc we almost always use the ashkenazi pronunciations for things when talking #but exclusively use sephardic when davening like you do #the only other people to ever use ashkenazi pronunciation ever in our shul are over 70 #most of these are said in the lobby/parking lot after shabbat maariv #jumblr #th last one was said as i was backing out and couldnt see shit #if anyone quoted in this sees this no you didnt #aside from dk you follow me so its chill #is it shabbat maariv or maariv shabbat my instincts say the first one but idk

[robindaydream]

We have a custom at my temple where towards the end of the service, a rabbi will bring the mic down into the congregation and ask people to share stories of simcha (joy) from the week. It's never obligatory or anything (though if we have a b'nei mitzvah that week sometimes the family is gently encouraged hehe), and it can range from going on a trip or seeing a friend to getting married or transition milestones.

Everyone participates from time to time, but there are definitely a few regulars when we do this, people who have something to say just about every week. I'm trying to work at being one of them.

#last shabbat of 5783... #my simcha this week was having a date with my best friend and attending her legal name change #which got a lot of 'awwww's from the congregation #all this kind of goes along with trying to work on saying my brachas #trying to appreciate the good things in my life #been saying a lot of brachas about my loved ones lately #also trying to like go out and do things and make myself happy more #there's only so much happiness you can get from sitting at home and re-rewatching youtube videos

[ofpd]

does anybody have any insight into this pressing issue shira and i have been discussing. the issue is that we've seen multiple fanfics where they use candle wax as lube as if its like a normal thing to do. we keep trying to figure out how/whether that would work because it makes no sense. do these ppl just have no idea what they're talking abt. do goyim not play with candles as children and therefore not realize how hot they are melted and how quickly they dry. were candles in early 19th century paris made of a material with a significantly lower melting point. we're being driven crazy by this

#txt #the thing is. apparently im more with it than i thought bc i didnt even think abt this looking at the shabbat candles last night #they were tealights like the best kind of candles to play with

[torais-life]

Our Shabbos dessert!

Shavua Tov!. I share with you our dessert for Shabbat, simple but delicious!. Dulce de leche(very argentinian, you know)+ grated coconut + cognac+´cocoa+ a little cup of coffee= WOW!

How did you live Shabbos?

#last shabbat #shabbat shalom #enjoy shabbat #dessert #youtube #postres #delicious #dulce de leche #jumblr #simchat torah #familyday #coconut #cocoa #hapiness

[transsexual-menace]

my college had a purim drag spiel for purim today and it was so amazing to be in a room experiencing jewish and queer joy with hundreds of other jews

#it was my first drag show ever and it was so fun #our queer population and jewish population venn diagram is a circle #<- something our hillel director said last week when we had a queer shabbat service

[gayrobos]

just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here

[ID: The Stunticon in: "Salvage." A series of impressions. Mikki books it away from a cop, who's yelling after them, "Hey!" A guy in a bar or something grabs Mikki by the shirt. Mikki climbs over a chainlink fence while red and blue lights flash behind them. Leo stands in front of them in her garage, arms crossed, while Mikki looks sullen. Mikki collapsed and sobbing on Drag Strip's torn-off arm, splattered with congealed energon that's killing the grass. Mikki silhouetted in the doorway of Motormaster's ship with a stepladder and a duffel bag. Mikki, now with short dyed-black hair and sans hat, stands with Leo holding a toolbox in front of a car. Mikki uses a block and tackle to haul a pallet of canned food up into Motormaster's ship. Mikki smeared with grease and wearing a cute little bandanna and overalls trying to figure out what's wrong with a car in Leo's garage. Their doodles are sinking ships, skulls, and bloody swords, as well as news stories about the comings and goings of various spaceships (see under cut). end ID]

marginalia

around panel 1: Breaking: Stunticon ship seen leaving Earth's atmosphere Monday evening

between panels 1-3: turns out ~*everyone hated us*~

below panel 2: well fuck you too

below panel 4: Leo says I can't work for her if I bring trouble

around panel 5: ---dentified Cybertronian ship landed in Petersburg, leaving the Autobot ship in r---

around panels 6-8: ---s yet unclear whether the ship that landed last month is still occupied, with no sight of Cybertronians but weapons preventing city officials from approaching

below panel 8: fuck this place I'm getting out

right of panel 8 next to waving stick figure: byyeeee

#stunticon friends #my art #can't believe I made it once again. coloring during my interminable meetings 💪 #shabbat shalom everyone the next page is the last one! then I have meta posts to show you lol

[jewishcissiekj]

went to the bookstore with my sisters and dad and wanted to get a sapphic book, but my dad's low-key homophobic in a weird way because he's accepting and shit he's just against the gay agenda, so I thought he wouldn't want to buy the book for me (one time I wanted to buy Heartstopper [stupid idea] and get didn't let me and we got into a whole argument and this other time I wanted to order some DC Pride comics online and he also didn't agree to that). surprisingly, though, he didn't bat an eye and bought it for me, and after he paid for it and all my sister noticed the bookstore had the Making Solo: A Star wars Story book on display so we took it down just to take a look at it. it looked awesome and my dad who went to film school was also interested in it and he suggested he'll buy it for me and him so

(the book on top is the one my sister got) Now I have 3 behind the scenes Star Wars books! slowly but surely building a collection with my legos and other stuff

#i have a lot against my dad but i mean #i don't have anything against getting the making of solo book #picture taken by my sister btw #also my dad's lore is insane #he sat down last shabbat and told us a lot of shit #i knew he went to film school that's not news but a lot else was #anywayyyyy #new reading material slayyyy

[jewishjeffmoreau]

challah? hashem? checkmate, atheists 😏

#i bought a loaf of challah for shabbat and it's gone. i ate it for dinner last night. #jumblr

[serpentandtree]

The entire kosher section of my local grocery store just got completely removedddddd

Tried asking around and everyone either a.) did not know what kosher/jewish section meant or b.) denied ever having that section

#truffle thoughts #I bought my shabbat candles there like last month!!