What if the bullet just didn’t exit and got stuck inside and that’s why no exit wound?
Did you see the craters the other bullets that went *through him* from a few steps away did? And in comparision, the point-blank forehead shot would have left a only a neat little hole? Even if somehow the bullet hadn't exited, his face should have caved in
And again, he did somehow have the time to do his dramatic little "ah yes finally" after allegedly being shot in the head
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okay listen i have some thoughts about this fanart
on a surface-level glance, it's perfectly normal. my beloved fools. everything is great. but let's zoom in and look at the two gay bastards called dazai and chuuya.
no see you don't understand. putting aside the blatantly romantic skk fanart bsd keeps releasing, its 'normal' posters ALSO have undertones of the ship. notice how they are the only ones facing each other? they are the only 'partners' standing next to each other? atsushi and aku are being responsible teens and maintaining distance. kunikida is faced away from dazai. yosano and ranpo are on two different sides. BUT THESE FUCKERS. FACE EACH OTHER. AND STAND NEXT TO EACH OTHER. AND CLAIM TO LOATHE EACH OTHER. THIS HAPPENS. ALL THE FUCKING TIME. I AM SO MAD. CAN THEY ACT NORMAL AROUND EACH OTHER FOR ONCE.
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i’ve had such a bad bad day mai i’m going to cry 😔 my mother cannot stop being judgmental about my weight and makeup so i just feel awful around her :( and when i finally told her a piece of my mind about how rude she is to her daughter she just said: “so you’re gonna speak to me like that?” and gave me the silent treatment :’< i hope at least you’ve had a good day or going to have a good day! pls remember to drink some water, okay? ^^ sending you kisses and hugs!! (i need a hug from dazai pls)
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oh niki im so so sorry my love :( my heart broke reading this, i wish i could give u the biggest tightest hug in the world. i know its tough to think like this sometimes but as long as u like ur makeup & u feel like a hottie wearing it, thats all that matters!!!! im certain u look drop dead gorgeous always. ughhdb i cant stand when ppl (but esp parents !!) try to guilt trip w the silent treatment. in this case it almost sounds like shes doing u a favor if shes just gonna say hurtful things >:( but its so unfair. i hope she comes around one day & realizes how much her words are hurting u but until then pls hang in there ok? <3 <3 i love u lots & my messages are always open for u !!
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Do u think kouyou secretly has affection for Dazai? Because he's so close to Chuuya and now is also helping Kyouka?
Kouyou has the type of personality to have at least SOME affection for Dazai, but she also understands that, like Mori, trusting Dazai to be more than a negotiator is not a good idea. But then she agrees to let Kyouka stay in the ADA, because she talks to Dazai, and...she trusts him enough to keep Kyouka safe.
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Sigzai HC - [nsfw below]
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Dazai has a thing for panties.
He likes to gift Sigma a set (the nicest, prettiest ones he can get his hands on) and then... borrows...the old ones.
He prefers softer fabrics and styles, things that feel nice in his hands. He also likes bows or ruffles, again, so he has something to play with when he's holding them.
He'll just keep them around, in a pocket or a bedside table, running his fingers over them, sometimes to... self soothe (handle his separation anxiety and general manwhore-ness)... other times to straight up get off (he uses them like one would use... a sock... for example)
Prefers when they feel more... used...
Never gifts the same pairs back again, they're normally a bit too... soiled... to be returned (Sigma wouldn't mind, might even be into it, but Dazai believes him to be above that, he deserves only the best)
He likes to see Sigma try his new panties on and takes that opportunity to worship and kiss Sigma's front, tracing his lips over the detailing or softness of the fabric, moving up to their waist and down to their thighs. (he's on his knees, looking up at Sigma like they're the sun, the stars, and the moon).
Gifts matching bralettes/lingerie as well.
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anyway my recent conclusions have been
mori leaked ango's mafia spy's status to mimic and sent odasaku after him so he could break up the buraiha trio
reading wan "wow odasaku did not listen to tiny ango and tiny dazai before going to fight gide !!"
which combined with older conclusions of
wow dazai sure went straight from "here's why ango's a traitor" to one of his most upsetting "i want to die" moments
....that's probably part of why he blame ango for odasaku's death, because in his head ango's betrayal made odasaku not want to live anymore, because that's what it did to him
pretty much. paints the picture that dazai is not entirely wrong there. i'm pretty sure mori in his calculations went "so in order to get the permit we need to defeat mimic. the best/only way we have to do that is to send oda at them. unfortunately oda doesn't kill. time to destroy his support system i guess" and proceeded to out ango's cover :p
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