#like come the fuck on

[edandstede]

rip to anyone thinking the show has nothing left to give like did you not listen to djenks when he said he has a 3 series arc in mind, did you not see ed gazing at stede during lucius and pete’s wedding because that man wants to put a ring on it so bad, were you not there when zheng very loudly said she wants to find ricky and kill him for what he did, do you think they can just slaughter a dozen british and escape by the skin of their teeth and that be the end of it? there is still a giant fucking looming threat to the pirates and it will absolutely extend to ed and stede’s ramshackle inn whether they think they’ve truly retired or not (not to mention the new conflicts they’ll face trying to get this new venture up and running, that will be a sitcom in of itself). anyway revenge is still on the water and i don’t just mean the ship and i cannot wait to see how it all goes down. praying we actually get to.

#ofmd spoilers #like come the fuck on #we still have so much juicy story left #i swear some of you watch a show entirely through your own skewed fandom lenses #and then don’t leave any room for the show to be its own thing outside of that #are we even watching the same thing at this point #or do you just see what you wanna see #ANYWAY #ofmd #ofmd meta #quill to paper

[glamaphonic]

complaint that makes sense to me: there was a beat in season one wherein olu was briefly elected captain, but season two did not follow this with a storyline about olu and leadership as many people expected, and instead frenchie is made first mate and eventually captain. this is jarring and feels like a missed opportunity for an olu storyline.

complaint that is utter nonsense to me: izzy, who was made captain by the british empire and then mutinied immediately to highlight exactly how unsuited he is for leadership, should have been made captain because he, after receiving unearned grace from the crew as per an ethos owed to stede, finally figured out—dead last—how to belong to a community so obviously he should be in charge of said community.

#fandom fuckery #like come the fuck on #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #talmbout

[strawberry-peach]

they knew what they were doing to weak bitches like me

#like come the fuck on #jumpscared me in the best way #why did they give him a moustache ffs hes too powerful now #not complaining tho bc YES #um... i never remember his characters name right #hagen forster #das boot #tom wlaschiha

[ghostlywhiskey]

when i say detective price & detective reader just know they are the BLUEPRINT

#the longest slowburn there ever was #like come the fuck on #please #detective!price

[sailor-aviator]

RPF Writers: *Act shocked when the celebrities they write fic about start receiving real world consequences (stalking, lack of basic etiquette, an increase in rumors about them, etc) because their fics contribute to the growing mindset that celebrities are not actual people*

Me and literally any other sane person who knows you shouldn’t write real person fic:

#Liz rambles #Liz rants #Liz speaks #like come the fuck on #y’all wouldn’t write fics about your coworkers and post them on the internet #because you know it’s wrong and a violation #why the fuck would you do it about celebrities? #stop writing real person fics

[auspicioustidings]

Look anytime one of the CoD writers on this here app reveals a photo of themselves I am CONVINCED that there is some sort of secret council I don't know about dedicated to making sure that everyone who writes in this fandom is devastingly attractive and I cannot be the only one suffering like this about it 🙃

#like come the fuck on #the bisexual panic is PANICKING #it'smhairi

[artschoolglasses]

Stop drawing the entire Baldur's Gate 3 cast and only leaving out Wyll challenge! 😊

#you people aren't even being subtle about it #like come the fuck on #(and imagine having the gall to tweet at Larian to hire you when you refuse to draw one of their characters 🙃) #anyways #people annoy me #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #wyll #wyll ravengard #artschoolrambles

[imperatorrrrr]

anyway, the reason we lost to the fucking Oilers was because there were more Oilers that used Pride Tape at THE DEVILS PRIDE NIGHT than actual Devils players did.

that's fucking queer karma for you.

#New Jersey Devils #Devils #Devils LB #NJD #can't believe my arch nemesis USED PRIDE TAPE at an AWAY GAME #like can't believe I have to sit here and praise fucking CMD #like come the fuck on #anyway thats EXACTLY why we lost #not the bad start or the fact that we can't play with a lead or the goaltending or the defense or Lindy #Text

[another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire]

Van Helsing shaking Jack awake like, "The fuck did I tell you about sleeping on the job?"

#YOU HAD ONE JOB JACK #okay yes he also runs an asylum but he's also a grown man who knows how to delegate tasks and take naps #What part of 'You Must Not Sleep All The Night' didn't you understand? #like come the fuck on #dracula daily #dracula #re: dracula #bram stoker #abraham van helsing #jack seward #dracula september 10 #september 10 #dd september 10 #dracula memes #dracula spoilers #incorrect dracula quotes

[leavingautumn13]

not to like be squidposting on main again but why the fuck do they dress like that

#delete later #like i get WHY they're evil wizard coded but like i mean from an in universe perspective WHAT is the point of the giant goofy collars #like do you dumbasses TRY to get stuck in every door that you walk through?? #who is commissioning some poor seamstress for a dozen of their most evil looking robes?? or are there illithid seamstresses??? #like. i just. i can only imagine there's a more practical way to dress if you're stuck underground in Slime City babysitting tadpoles #like come the fuck on

[insanelyadd]

Hi! I'm sure you've posted something like this already but do you have any recommendations for comics/fics that are Papyrus-centric? Trying to find stuff that's more about him that isn't out of character is really hard. He's my favorite character and I'm so tired of Fanon -.-

Well I gotta recommend my all time favorite UT fic. It's not strictly canon Papyrus, and okay, this is going to sound fucking silly, but it's a Fedora Papyrus Angst Fic. Yeah. I am being for real. It's so good. I have sent it to multiple people who were like "That's so dumb I hate this character" who come out of it Changed. A few people have cried.

Irredeemable by @drundertalescum

As for comics, I have an a few AU recs that both are very true to Papyrus' character, the first being @invertedfate and the other being @undertalethingems Unexpected Guests comic, Papyrus being a major secondary character (Frisk obviously being the main character) of Inverted Fate, and while UG isn't Papyrus-centric it features a lot of him and he is treated very well and written incredibly good.

I gotta be real with you I mainly read reader inserts (I am madly in love with this goofy ass skeleton) so I don't actually have much else to recommend. Though if you want to know other good people to ask I'd say ask Sam (Thingem) since they love canon UT Papyrus and aren't a reader-insert reader, they have very good standards for him.

I'd recommend my own Ambassador Papyrus fic but I haven't updated it in forever (pensive emoji). I want to but I've been distracted by other things.

#papyrus #undertale #recs #answears #Also my own standards for Papyrus are so high #I've honestly been super burned out by the current reader insert scene #I used to check daily to read new fics #but because SANS IS ALWAYS FUCKING THERE THE STUPID BASTARD #Hogging the whole fucking spotlight while the Papyri are all treated like afterthoughts #I actually haven't even looked at the Papyrus/reader fic section since like January #I love canon Sans but reader insert Sans is not canon #RI Sans is some fucked up evil clone who simultaneously is emotionally stunted and too outgoing #Sans is a fucking hermit crab who would run at the first sign of catching feelings #especially in the context of the unending amount of reverse harem fics #Sans would totally bow out to let his brother date the human YOU FUCKING FOOLS #If Papyrus felt romantic attraction for the reader he would INSTANTLY ask them out #This man wouldn't fucking hesitate he wears date clothes under his normal ones #just in case he gets asked out #like come the fuck ON

[punk-pandame]

why is it so fucking hard to get approved for a medication specifically designed for the disease i'm fucking diagnosed with what the absolute FUCK

#irregular reminder that insurance companies and companies in general don't give a damn about you #they don't care if you're sick they don't care if you're in pain they don't care if you're miserable #and in fact they would prefer you DIE rather than give you what you need without issue #like health ins cos will literally deny you until it costs more money to field your complaints and drs phone calls and appeals #than to give you the damn medicine you wanted in the first place #like COME THE FUCK ON #im so fucking mad #im so frustrated #im in so much pain #please

[werewolf4vampire]

i still don't understand why they didn't add the ability to change the size and shape of your own house's rooms in the happy home paradise update

#like come the fuck on #none of my rooms are big enough!! #darryl speaks

[silliest-dude]

me when people who are trans allies, trans people and are very supportive of breaking any binary gender roles start with the egg jokes..

#like come the fuck on #youre just hurting the movement #fuck you i dont care #transgender #trans #nonbinary

[lesbianjodie]

Straight Jodie truthers are the funniest thing to me. Like say what you will about she and Akai or whatever but no heterosexual American woman looks like she does. She's literally named after gay ass Jodie Foster and her ex is a pretty, pretty boy who wears eyeliner every day... girl if you think that is a heterosexual you are out of your mind

#jodie starling #detective conan #I haven't even seen anyone actually call jodie straight yet but you know #I'm just like. stating facts here #even her thing with akai makes sense if she were gay. the man is every bi woman's type and every lesbian w comphet's acceptable crush man. #like come the fuck on #jodie clinging to akai because she's gotten used to him and if she lets him go now she'll have to accept the fact that #she actually doesn't like men at all #you know????? #at my least eloquent rn I picked a bad day to write this post #gay jodie agenda

[madtomedgar]

It's important to have political and moral beliefs other than "America bad" because not doing anything beyond that is how you get white American """leftists""" becoming apologists for the Empire of Japan and... Fucking. Nazi Germany.

#like yes war is bad but sometimes the alternative is actually worse #or the alternative is a worse war #and its possible to critique US motivations and actions in wwii #without. fucking. resorting to #both sides are equally bad insane horseshit #or woobifying the empire of japan #you dont need to do that to talk about how disgusting trumans decisions were #or to talk about how atrocious us actions in the pacific have been #since then #like come the fuck on