#like dave over here

[weirdmageddon]

help whats with him clinging to shit. almost every panel he is shown theres something hes clinging to

#something something naturally soft passive physically clingy temperament shoved down and inhibited due to living conditions #he gives me the same feelings as tbh autism creature but baby dave is cuter because of the wide set eyes in the style #hs #and then dave is out here near the end the comic snuggling other people over multiple pages #he is innately physically affectionate :] thats his temperament even as a baby #hes first clinging to the paradox slime machine he was made from like its his mother and Then to john who is babysitting it up

[karkatbug]

@davekatweek Day 7: Beginnings

oh my god they were roommates

#the joke here is that they move in together as “Just Friends­™” #ya dave nothing homoerotic about the literal pic of u kissing him up on ur wall or anything #ur worried about how people will perceive you two because you moved in together? when yall act married? ok sir #youre head over heels for him but like in an ironic way; got it #homestuck #davekat #dave strider #karkat vantas #hsfanart #my art #davekatweek #davekatweek2023 #dw karkat saying them being together makes sense is exactly what he needed to hear to confess his feelings (eventually)

[askinsufferableprick]

is this thing working?

oh shit it is this is officially happening lets fuckin go

ok so uh welcome ladies, gents n such to the offical ask blog for the world renowned creator of SBHJ and various other cool blogs i know yall got a billion questions such as whos that super cool dude on camera there's no way that's the one and only dave strider himself i knew he was a epic dude but this is way beyond anything i could have imagined how does such a famous and busy guy got the time for yet another dope as hell blog or like hey doesnt putting your name and face up online go against like basic internet safety protocol all valid questions guess you gotta go throw some asks in that empty as fuck ask box if you want any of the answers

#dave strider #homestuck #homestuck ask blog #hs #homestuck fanart #ask blog #dave strider ask blog #ask dave strider #askinsufferableprick #((my partner and one of my besties r horrible ppl who decided that instead of discouraging me from making this they did the opposite so #now here we are....... #been ages since i had an ask blog so well see how this goes #are ask blogs even still a thing??? do ppl still like these?? anyway #gonna try my hand at pretending to be dave well see how it goes lol #and its gonna be dave from all over the timeline btw not just pre sburb but thought itd be fitting to start there #as i am rereading the comic and am early in act 1 #also please go check the actual blog instead of the basic little mobile looking thing #i spent way to much effort on that thing for it to never be seen #ok thats all for now lol))

[lobotomy-jpeg]

The Abduction of the Starchild

[id: Digital sketch of Roxie, Rose and the Starchild from Ghost Quartet. Roxie has fallen asleep in her armchair, holding her baby, also asleep. Rose stands above her, hand gently on Roxie's temple. /end id]

#alternative title: rose steals herself from herself lol #ghost quartet brainrot is here BABAYYY #i considered making roxie look exactly like a younger rose but the fair little roxie in her braided her won me over #clip studio paint #fanart #ghost quartet #dave malloy #malloysicals #gq #rose #rose red #roxie usher #the starchild #Starchild

[feline-evil]

Master Miller time

#my art #metal gear #metal gear solid #master miller #kazuhira miller #i honestly just wanted to draw the 'oh this? its laced w drugs' image bc its so fucking funny #but it became this bc <3 its master miller wesnesday. master milfer even if you will #i think the og joke i made 2 my boyfriend which is what inspired this was #master miller taking a drag from a ciggarette and young davesnake coming over like hey can i bum a cig off you #and shes like oh this? this is laced w estrogen you dont want this. #. and hes like really??? and she stares at him. #says no dave dont be fucking stupid it was a joke. and you can buy your own cigarettes fuck off #and then she ruffles his hair and sends him on his way cuz hes a good lad shes just not sharing her smokes w anyone #ANYWAY. iuf you want my now developing trans headcanons abt her i dont think she goes on hrt or medically transitions #shes out here and shes trans and shes smoking six packs a day and i love her <3 #IDK JUST! older trans people who dont realise stuff abt themselves till later in life mean a lot to meeeeee so i like headcanoning her #like this. HOOAH wow i rambled a lot on this doodle. hello hi enjoy my miller doodles

[insufferablemod]

im gonna fucking cry

#like i love them all but goddamn johns a dick here.... #the comparison2 'normal dave'... the casual 'idk maybe hell just die when we win the game' #and then jumping over to marriage and thinking about his ass.. #this whole conversation is a train wreck #kick his ass jade! #rambles #hs reread adventures

[meatlessmcmuffin]

#homestuck #roxy lalonde #rose lalonde #dave strider #dirk strider #john egbert #my hc tht john grows his hair out n gains a little weight after tha stuff is over.. like when he gets a chance to breathe and #be a little happier in life... continuing my 14 year old selfs projection onto him... LOL #cld also be interpreted as june so. ig i will tag #june egbert #meat art #i might redo the entire character lineup to be . not traced off my shitty college notesbut ermmm here you go

[crunchchute]

holy moly. just hit 1k. thank you!!

#i didnt prepare anything for 1k honestly #this feels like it happened so quick even though its been over the course of several months #i believe when i came back here i was at around 70? then got to like 200 and then it just went up #800 for the daves i guess. and the few that came here for other stuff #and honestly i dont know what this blogs about now i just wanted to post everything here. and i like the tagging system so if you dont like #something you can mute it i guess? im not big into fnaf rn as theres nothing for me currently. if theres a hw dlc i might hop back in #as well as for any new games coming out #but hw2 was so short lived since the gameplay was out i a day and theres not much to theorize about etc. replayability is fine but #its not something to help me stay. and the movie did nothing for me and im worried i wont like the second either so im just focusing on #the games i guess. but then again no william no interest now. just how it be.. thats why im so whiny about the tse game #lotsa thoughts #on a positive note i luv sam and max now and if theres new stuff for sonic scu over the year i will bring that maybe #as well as sonic x shadow gens but thats a long way to go still #anyway. tldr thanks for following i hope theres something on my blog that will still interest you 🫡

[dogboyjackkennedy]

hey. so uh, while writing something down for a fic, i discovered This lovely conversation between Dave and Henry before (what I presume to be) Dee's murder. it's from a cutscene in the second game i'm pretty sure:

~~~

Dave: It’s a real shame that your springlocks aren’t able to compete with the robots over at Freddy Fazbender’s, Henry…Wouldn’t it be possible to try and go for something more…organic?

Henry: Oh, but that’s exactly the plan, William. Metal has a life-force and breathes, just as we do. It’s the future, Willy. Flesh merged with steel. Steel merged with flesh.

Dave: I don’t get what you mean, Henry…Why exactly did we lure those kids off?! Why did we stuff them into the robots? How does any of this make ‘em more lifelike? I just don’t understand why we’re doing this…

Henry: Give it time, William. One day, you will know the Joy of Creation.

(footsteps)

Henry: Willy…I need you to follow me into the back.

Dave: Why’s that, Henry?

Henry: There’s a third one back there that I didn’t tell you about…

Dave: Henry! Both of our robots are already…full…Why the Hell would you snag a third kid?!

Henry: This is the last one for now, William. I promise. Just follow me, will you? I need a hand.

Dave: Henry…Why can’t you just do it yourself?

Henry: She keeps struggling.

~~~

so uh. lot to unpack here:

at some point prior to this, Henry had abducted Dee and took her "into the back" (Saferoom, most likely)

Dave expresses confusion about the kids they've been killing, and about why they've been doing this. seems to track pretty well with what i've seen in other parts of the lore. Pre-Mind Fuckery, Dave was, at the very least, hesitant about what they were doing, and was likely either a) manipulated into thinking it was okay, b) pressured into doing it by Henry, or c) both.

this also aligns with Dave telling Dee that he was never okay with her murder and had tried to talk Henry out of doing it.

considering how things are worded here, it sounds like Dave's involvement in this whole thing might've potentially been to hold her down/keep her still/restrain her. Henry keeps reiterating that he "needs a hand" and says that Dee is struggling a lot, and it sounds like he would've been fine killing her by himself if she wasn't struggling as much. he basically only brought Dave in to get some help with keeping her still so that he can kill her easier.

^ this also goes with what Dee said about her "not going down easy the first time, either." that girl fought 'til her dying breath and you can't convince me otherwise. she did Not make it easy for them. Good For Her

so, all in all, Jesus Fucking Christ

so yeah, just thought i'd tell y'all about this. because Wow. i never see people talking about this one, so might as well do it myself.

#dsaf #dsaf henry #dsaf dave #dee kennedy #i will never get over Dee going down fighting #like. it's implied basically every time her murder gets brought up!! she said it in Dsaf 3 and it's brought up here too!! #anyways have i ever told y'all how much i love Dee. the little sweetheart <3 she deserved to have a long life not This Shit

[superawesomelurkaccount]

he has returned

#dave “please be considerate of others when exploding” bayley and ryan “i’ll EXPLODE!!” guldemond #i am fighting for my LIFE over here #lead singer songwriter guitarists why are you like this #i know faith and sdog 😭 when i said they were canon in glass animals lore i didn’t mean they were ACTUALLY canon in glass animals lore #i actually cant make jokes anymore because everything i say becomes canon in their respective fandoms #it’s like the death note but with canon events #glass animals #dave bayley #these posts are from the glass animals discord account on instagram

[wurmwizzard]

I'd wear that ... 🎭 🌃🎲

#HEHEHEHAAA oh yeah. heres my guy (again) #the absolute grip this song has had on me for like 8 years is deeply impressive. ive drempt of this song multiple times and now it gets to- #be a jo song #🎲 #johnny panic #cool city #my art #my lover said this is dave mckean esq and that is the highest compliment i will ever receive in my life. its all over cock suckers. im the #best artist (JOKING)

[live-laugh-lobotomyy]

just watched the ahsoka finale. oh my god. OH MY GOD.

#ahsoka spoilers #ahsoka series #ahsoka #dave filoni you absolute madman #you brilliant fucking genius #he has singehandedly provided context for everything that ever has and ever will happen in star wars #AND I AM EATING IT UP #BUT ITS SO TRAGIC SO I’M ALSO CRYING #THRAWN IS BACK AND AT THE HELM OF THE EMPIRE???? OH JUST ANOTHER CASUAL GALACTIC WIDE CIVIL WAR THAT'S FINE #MORTIS ARC REFERENCE????? NOT EVEN A REFERENCE LIKE THAT ARC NOW HAS EVEN MORE SIGNIFICANCE AND IS SO IMPORTANT TO SW AS A WHOLE #THE GALAXY BEING CAUGHT IN AN ENDLESS LOOP OF GOOD AND EVIL AND EVERYTHING IS FUCKED BECAUSE OF WHAT WENT DOWN ON MORTIS #DEATH TROOPERS?!?!?!?!?!??! IN MY CANON STAR WARS!!?!?!?!? IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK #AHSOKA'S CHARACTER ARC OVER THIS SEASON WAS SO BEAUTIFUL I LOVE HEEERRRR #ANAKIN WATCHING OVER HER AT THE END???? JUST LIKE HE DID IN ROTJ I'M SOBBING #WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?????? #NO IDEA BUT I'M SURE IT WILL INCLUDE PAAIINNN #I BETTER SEE MORE OF HAYDEN AS ANAKIN I REFUSE TO BELIVE THAT THIS WAS IT #this episode and this series as a whole was so much more heavy than i expected #but i don't know why i didn't see it coming because it's DAVE FUCKING FILONI #also the title of this masterpiece being a narnia reference is killing me #I NEED SEASON TWO. NOW. #give it to me hat man i am in your walls

[twilight-deviant]

People who have never watched Timeless, pick two characters to ship based on personal preference. Comment below.

If you have watched, point at two with your eyes closed or use a random number generator. 😂 Enjoy your new ship.

#Pointing out two at random I got Jessica/Dave #Good for her #A little something-something right under WhyIt's nose #Yes I snuck Stiv and Kate on here #I like them and maybe they should have been in more than one episode #I have better ideas than the writers #(Not exactly a huge feat is it?) #I'm trying to think who I would ship if I had no idea who anyone was #I have a predilection for slash ships so... two guys... #Karl/Dave? Maybe. lol #Joke's on me. I already crack ship that #Welcome to Kardner #Cannot emphasize enough that the order of this is 94% completely random #I put Lucy first because she's MC but everyone else landed on the board where I dragged over their picture #That's it #I wish I could make a poll with 16 options #Required to ship top two results. lol #Timeless #NBC Timeless

[jessicas-pi]

look, I've decided that everything george lucas was involved in is canon star wars, and everything else is basically fanfiction that I can approve of or disregard at will.

This is going to be a very important part of my life philosophy come this August.

#like literally if the show does something i dont like i'm just going to act like it did not happen #i'm going to be so deep in denial y'all #no jacen? wdym??? he's right over here learning how to cheat at sabacc from chopper #wildly ooc characters? yikes. dave your earlier fics were a lot better. #ezra or sabine dies? sorry can't hear you over the sound of them adopting 5 kids and living happily ever after #i know it's a weird thing but literally just recently it occurred to me that this is ALL MADE UP. #NONE OF THIS HAPPENS FOR REAL. THIS IS ALL A CONSTRUCT OF A HUMAN PERSON'S IMAGINATION #THERE IS NO RULE OR LAW ANYWHERE THAT SAYS WE HAVE TO RESPECT WHAT SOMEONE SAYS HAPPENED NEXT #we can JUST IGNORE IT #and there will be fans like 'but it happened in the show it's canon' and cool! fine! i literally could not care less! #IT'S SO FREEING!!!! JUST STOP CARING BABEY!!!

[pesteringchum]

sometimes i think about how davesprite dumped jade so she could be with “the real dave” and “the real dave” telling jade he would never hurt her like that when he finds out what davesprite did but how dave is now dating karkat and davesprite is now a completely different person [davepeta] like man are you KIDDING ME

#ik there are more things at play here that im glossing over like retcon stuff changing ppls relationships n what info they know #but i just find looking at jade and Dave’s relationship like this to be… #funny? ironic? entertainingly unfortunate? #davejade #homestuck #chum pesters #q

[noahtally-famous]

okay so this was a randomass thought that plopped in my head at 12 in the morning and I’ve decided to make it everybody’s problem, as usual!

I know topher and dave are a rarepair and personally one I never considered other than the occasional acknowledgement when I see a post involving them, but then this dynamic came to mind and now it won’t let go until I discuss it so here we are!

(we’re going off of the idea that both of them are rich kids--dave is def someone I hc as rich; topher is either a rich theater kid or a theater kid in the higher middle-class levels (but I see him more of the former simply bc of his canon demeanor))

so based off of what I mentioned above, literally dave and topher’s dynamic is the ‘rich boy x rich boy’ trope which is fucking funny in general, but it gets better when you take in their individual traits. topher is arrogant, he’s conceited, he’s dramatic, I bet he’s the type to flirt and expect the other person to be smitten immediately like he’s some sort of movie star (if he wasn’t so obsessed with chris); dave is more reserved, he’s awkward, he’s emotional, he can be rude, he’s a romantic, and he doesn’t rlly get the usual cues of society meaning he will misunderstand the heck out of anything.

so you get topher noticing dave through some out-of-the-blue means and casually flirting with him bc it’s what he does and it was just perfect for the situation, and he expects the usual reaction: either a blush or an eyeroll with a concealed smile, but dave gives neither of those; instead, he shoots topher a confused look and basically misunderstands topher’s one-liner immensely and makes the situation awkward. it’s never supposed to mean anything more than a oneliner, but dave’s lack of “proper reaction” gives topher whiplash and he’s all “oh, we’re playing hard to get, are we?” to himself and he decides to accept that challenge, and it’s just fucking shenanigans from there on. 

like yes, topher still is obsessed with chris and wants the guy to notice him, that’s still a thing and the whole deal with him wanting to host the show is also still there, but he also transfers more or less that same interest to dave too; he wants dave to notice him and be impressed and give topher that reaction he’s waiting for. but dave doesn’t, he just raises his eyebrows, or misunderstands more, and everyone else is so confused as to why topher’s all over this guy, flirting with him and shit, and they think topher likes dave, but rlly he just wants dave to fucking blush or smth goddammit (but when he says that to his team, everyone’s like ~oh?~ 🤨). meanwhile dave is a mix of confused and oblivious.

and then over time, without either of them realizing, they start to grow on one another. topher goes out of his way to find dave and talk to him not just for the reaction but also bc he likes seeing the reactions dave does give him, he likes engaging in petty back-and-forth with the guy; dave previously thought topher was being patronizing or just plain confusing, but then he grows on him, and that fateful day arrives when he’s like ‘oh shit, do I like him?’

and there’s bonding, ofc, bc since they’re both rich kids, there’s bound to be repressed issues relating to them--but that happens much later on; not only that, the two start to genuinely help each other, regardless of being on different teams, when previously they only initiated convo to tease each other, and that’s when things start to get serious, bc it’s not just lighthearted fun anymore, it’s getting deeper.

(legit I’ve a whole scenario partway hashed out involving these two during tdpi starting from the first episode to ‘three zones and a baby’ when topher is eliminated, which I lowkey wanna post too so I might if I get the time to actually write it all out!)

#topher being the one to help dave with his germaphobia panic in ep2 but he did it while having not a clue what to do lmaoo #hey hey! your teammate's dying over here and idk what to DO! #<-- topher while dave is legit having a panic attack #td topher #td dave #tdpi #td #total drama #kit speaks #kit stuff #noahtally-famous #no but seriously this dynamic is so fucking funny and cute at the same time plus it gives way to a lot more drama #yeah yeah im dipping my toe into the rarepairs #tbh i feel like any pair that isn't like the canon ships is a rarepair for tdpi #its not just as popular as the other seasons hjdkfh #topher x dave #what even is their shipname??? #davepher? tophave?