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nzbookwyrm · 9 months

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Liz Danger has come home after fifteen years to deliver a giant teddy bear for her mother’s birthday (color: Guilt Red) when a cop with a great ass picks her up for speeding, fixes the missing lug nuts in her back wheel, pulls her out of a ditch, doesn’t give her a ticket, and helps her avoid her family. This is a man with real potential.

Vince Cooper picks up Liz for speeding and his life gets a lot more interesting. Then he picks her up again in the local bar the next night and realizes that “interesting” doesn’t begin to describe what’s going to happen to him with Liz in his life.

As Liz navigates her dysfunctional family, her flamboyant boss phoning in from Chicago, her still-interested ex, a dachshund with issues, a disaster of a wedding, assault, murder, and three hundred and ninety-three teddy bears, Vince shows up to get her through, even though he knows that the real peril for him in Burney is the one who came with her own warning label, Liz Danger.

#book recommendations #lavender’s blue #jennifer crusie #bob mayer #liz danger

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ipearstore · 7 months

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day 11

ariana and jennette

#ariana grande #carly shay #henry danger #icarly #miranda cosgrove #liz gillies #sam and cat #tori vega #victoria justice #victorious #jennette mccurdy #sam puckett #cat valentine

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sailor-aviator · 11 hours

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Y’all, tell me why the men at my car rental agency gave me a Dodge Charger today???

I have no business driving something like that.

#Liz speaks #Liz’s personal tag #this is dangerous I fear #as an empath I can sense that sort of thing

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rabbit-harpist · 13 days

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parting deferred

For perhaps the last time, Joui talks to Liz. pre-desconjuraçao, also posted to my ao3.

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Shamefully, his gaze passes over her at first. She’s only another old woman sitting in the back of the library, white head bowed over a study table. But the way she frowns at the mess of papers before her is all Liz.

Joui tries his best to assess her condition as he navigates the shelves. She’s alive. And unhurt, and perhaps even sober. He can breathe more easily now that he sees her.

Someone unexpectedly exits a row in front of him—he startles, reaches for the weight at his hip, apologizes, heart racing—arrives.

Another moment of unfamiliarity. Joui could be looking at someone else’s grandmother reading the paper.

He shakes off the moment, and the uncertainty that suddenly rises in his chest.

“Liz-senpai?”

It takes a moment for his voice to register—she’s absorbed in whatever the papers are telling her. He can see the recognition in her face, the way the hand that holds the pen stops its motion.

She covers her notes as she turns to him. He tries to suppress the sting.

“Joui? What do you want?”

“You didn’t respond to the group chat,” he says, his tone more accusing than he means it to be.

“I muted it. It was distracting me.”

“We were worried. Liz, I went to your apartment and the landlord said it had been sold. And you weren’t answering calls or texts and—“

“How did you find me?” she asks.

Joui is thrown off. “Ce-Kaiser tracked your phone,” he says honestly.

Liz purses her lips. “I see.”

“We were worried,” Joui explains. (I was worried) “You disappeared—what if something had happened to you?”

“Well. As you can see, I’m fine. As fine as I can be. You can tell that to the others.”

Joui looks at the pile of papers—newspapers, dated recently. “Liz-senpai, what are you working on? Can I help?”

She slips her notebook into her bag, covering the table with the other hand. “Joui—I appreciate your concern, but I’m fine. I can take care of myself.”

And she can—Joui knows Liz, and she’s strong—but how strong is she now? She’s smart—smart enough to get to the bottom of this, whatever it is, and put herself right back in danger.

He misses hearing her theorize, brow furrowed and eyes alight. He misses her laugh and her smile. He misses Liz herself—she’s right in front of him again, but she feels a thousand miles away.

“Don’t disappear again,” he pleads. “We need you.” (I need you, he wants to say, but he’s terrified that it won’t be enough to keep her with him.) “The Order needs you.”

That makes Liz laugh—a bitter echo of his memories. “The Order doesn’t know what it’s doing.” She straightens the papers on the table. “Symptoms,” she says. “They’re treating symptoms, and the heart is rotten. We throw ourselves into a brick wall over and over until every one of us is dead and broken.”

Joui doesn’t know what to say. It’s a mirror of the thoughts that haunt him at night, laid over the memories that never fade. He doesn’t have words of hope—he has to be the strong one now, but he doesn’t know what to do.

Liz turns over the newspapers, arranging and rearranging them feverishly. Joui watches and he doesn’t know what to say and he doesn’t know what to do.

He puts a hand on her shoulder, finally, clawing past the uncertainty that freezes him in place.

“Liz-senpai. Look at me, please.”

She meets his gaze, and whatever he’d tentatively planned to say next escapes his mind. Her eyes are older than the wrinkles on her face. The eyes of the monster of death flash into his mind—a thought he despises as soon as he has it.

“Liz-senpai?” he repeats.

“Get out, Joui,” she says, and she just looks tired now.

He isn’t hurt that she’s still putting herself in danger—he understands the itch to do something, anything. He’s hurt that she doesn’t want him beside her. Joui isn’t sure of many things these days, but he knows bone deep that they need to protect each other. If he loses Liz—and Arthur and Kaiser—every part of him that matters will have died.

“If you think I’d leave you, you don’t know me,” he snaps.

Something flashes over Liz’s face. “I suppose I can’t make you do anything—it’s not like I’m your mother.”

Joui wishes she had hit him instead. He tries to say something else and can’t manage it.

He thinks she wants to say something else too. She pauses as she walks away, looks back—but she leaves anyway.

#rabbit writes #ordem paranormal #opd #elizabeth webber #joui jouki #i just reread this and gave myself emotional damage so it’s going here now #(if you saw the previous version of this post apologies. i decided to format it differently and tumblr wasn’t letting me edit)#also! going to say that liz /does/ think of joui as hers. but also she thinks she’s a failure and terribly unfit for his respect #and terrified that she really /doesn’t/ know him anymore after all the lost time. she knows she went too far but how can she fix this?#and she succeeded in pushing him away. but only to a distance. he’ll never truly abandon her.#how can she expect him to stay out of danger when she’s putting herself in it?#anyway. i care a lot about them.

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jimmyspades · 2 months

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Ok last post tonight thinking about this too much could make me crazy. I need to steal Liz’s phone or hack into her iCloud or something I want all the silly casual Red photos

#objectively isn’t it a bit dangerous for liz to have photographs of him. but subjectively yayyyyyy #I want all of them. the photos she sneaks of him when he’s not paying attention. when he dozes off in the car. getting a new hat…#a photo of his hands while he’s unconscious in a hospital bed for the 100th time. it comforts her to look at it when she can’t be at his si #*side #and photos like these the one he lets her take. maybe it’s a little reckless but he’s happy his guard is down #a photo of them together at his favorite restaurant in sorrento. holding a puppy at heddie’s dog grooming business.#I already have a folder of JS photos that are so boyfriend but that isn’t enough. it isn’t the same #I need casual everyday bf raymond…..#james spader #the blacklist #raymond reddington #*

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ashtonsunshine · 7 months

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Lisbon & Madrid, the warmest of welcomes as we kickoff our Europe run. Obrigado! Gracias!

via 5SOS instagram. 25th September 2023

#*chuckles* im in danger #perhaps i am looking more carnally than ever 👀#whoever took that first pic ARM WRESTLE ME RIGHT NOW!#that detail of luke is A WHOLE FUCKING LOT #This is a case of I don't like 5sos I just like Calum's biceps.#Michael's punk jump *chef's kiss* bless you Liz ♥️#i shan't talk about the smiley ash. I'm in a very violent swirl of emotions; an emotional blender if you will; to even begin to process it #*squints to try to find myself in the crowd*#5sos #ashton irwin #calum hood #luke hemmings #michael clifford #ryan fleming 2023 #the 5sos show tour lisbon #the 5sos show tour madrid

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jpriest85-blog · 4 months

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Last fanart before the New Year for @pdrrook Perfumare featuring Laurent and my MC Liz, cuddling.

After playing Laurent's route, and that the man just wants someone to come home to, yet he feels like it's such a selfish thing to want. That's especially hard for Liz because she knows what it's like to be rejected by your own family. Yet, at least she was able to find a new family with Flavio and Reed, and it broke her heart, learning that Laurent didn't believe he deserved to feel loved. Even considering Laurent works for the SPD, he does genuinely want to help and protect people.

Thankfully, Liz can be stubborn, and on Laurent's route, she's determined to make the man understand he is deserving of love and family dammit!

#Perfumare #pfm #and she's definitely right in this case #the man needs cuddles and someone to lovingly play with his hair #fan art #laurent #MC Liz Morren #thankfully Liz is very curvy and grew up with Reed #thankfully considering Laurent is such a simp she might use that to her advantage #so she's experienced at cuddling #also love that Liz and Laurent have this couple dynamic I love #where a tall and intimate character is quiet sweet and doting with their lover #especially if the lover is smaller and seems less threatening but is actually quite dangerous #granted Laurent is pretty dangerous considering his training #but Liz is more likely to throw hands if necessary #where as Laurent is still bound by rules and professionalism #so he's going to be more restrainted unless it's a life or death situation #Liz is going to have her hands full though #Liz @ Laurent: It breaks my heart when u say u don't deserve to be happy. Besides that little voice in ur head is a pendejo & liar #not sure if it'll work #but I like to think at one point #Laurent can potentially combat the self loathing thoughts by remembering liz loves him and told him those thoughts are liars #he knows better than to argue with Liz by this point

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acidthecorvid · 3 months

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my new favorite ship dynamic is whatever this is called

#goody two shoes x girl who taught her what curse words are #“she likes a boy” x “im not a boy”#out of the closet x in denial #danger force #chamika #fear street 1978 #cindy x alice #kelly ferguson x liz lerue #ignore the fact that ive already made this joke #a babysitter’s guide to monster hunting

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randomluck-ofthe-universe · 6 months

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.. welcome into the America's favorite industry, Hollywood.

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#timothée chalamet #k #lovebirds is very dangerous word for relationships 🤡#and liz could confirm 😏

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lazer-screwdriver · 3 months

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Oops I’m still insane about Liz’s family. What if your daughter vanished and then you found her again and she wasn’t your daughter anymore. What if your most recent memory of the sister you always beat at video games was her threatening to kill the man who reunited you. What if you taught her to tie her shoelaces and then suddenly she was the older one.

#HELLO CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #I just think a unit administrator should make the executive decision to call Liz’s listed emergency contact after she’s apprehended #at some point #and be absolutely torn a new one by a rattled Liz for putting civilians in danger when things inevitably go to shit #Lizzie Davis

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meltsyoutodeath · 1 year

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hi guys it's missing elizabeth webber and thiago fritz from hit national rpg ordem paranormal hours

#aughhhhh #they weere so.whatevrr‼️‼️#bc bc bc bc they loved their friends so much and all Liz wanted was to b with her son again and all Thiago wanted was for everyone to live-#-not just survive #and he died for them and she died in front of them and no one could do shit abt either‼️‼️#and there's such a contrast between Thiago who aged years in front of them.#that dot isn't meant to be there.anyway-#and who exploded himself for them because he was doomed anyway #it was being doomed by the narrative and embracing that so no one else would die #meanwhile Liz died fighting tooth and nail against fatr #she never got to tell her son her last words #now Joui is alone and I hate hate hate how she didn't get to tell him he'd be alright without her #(I'm still at like. desconjuração mansão assombrada btw but still)#Liz died bc she tried getting them away from danger and rhat brought thrm closer to it and she never even got to tell them what she found #they're killing me dead

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nzbookwyrm · 8 months

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