#longest shortest time

[paperglader]

I miss her 😞 (fictional character imogen temult from critical role)

#it’s been too long #also it’s been three weeks and they’ve gone by way too fast #they’ve been packed with studying for finals and spending my first Christmas away from my family #but now it’s getting closer to going back to BH and it feels like she shortest time and also the longest drought #no no no but actually I haven’t screamed about the fact that she took away the circlet in off #i am CONCERNED and it’s been 3 weeks #critical role #imogen temult #bells hells #c3 #campaign 3 #laura bailey

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

Me: I’m not going to join the petty ship discourse about dunmeshi shipping

Me after checking ao3: wtf why is Marc!lle/Ch!lchuck the third most popular ship?????

#it only has 40 fics at time of posting BUT STILL #caitie speaks #dungeon meshi #ship negativity #for safety cause I’m not trying to make people feel bad I’m just boggling over this #how. truly how. #other than making the longest lived character get with the shortest lived character?? for angst reasons??? #I do not understand

[hoperays-song]

Ryan’s Type

Johnny: So, what’s Ryan's type?

Nooshy: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humour, sings, leather jacket, you know, that kinda thing.

Johnny: Huh, that sounds kinda like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

Nooshy: Did I mention oblivious?

Johnny: Yeah, why?

Nooshy: Okay, just making sure.

#sing #sing 2 #sing ryan #sing nooshy #sing johnny #sing rynny #rynny #johnny x ryan #johnny is very oblivious #like next level oblivious #nooshy could have legit said ryan likes people named johnny and he still wouldn't have gotten it #nooshy is so done with these two #so done #because ryan is the same way about johnny #the dance trio #there is currently a betting pool on when johnny and ryan will figure out theyve been dating for months #the shortest time is three months. the longest is 19 years

[ongreenergrasses]

the gf and i have been together for 5 years today…

#.txt #time fuckin flies. simultaneously the longest and shortest 5 years of my life jfc #it’s wild being in love man. absolutely wild

[inkblackorchid]

Reasons why I had to put the duel from chapter 4 of the WIP into a separate, new chapter, exhibit A: This is the duel, now in chapter 5. Just the duel. I didn't even add any of the other stuff that's supposed to happen in this chapter yet.

#yugioh 5ds #also for the record #turn-wise this is by far not the longest duel I've written #it's actually one of the shortest ones #and it's not over-bloated with plot either #between all the dialogue the cardplay the descriptions and what plot stuff was absolutely necessary #this just gained a life of its own though #which. basically happens every time I script a duel #the longer I write 5ds fic the less surprised I am how many canon duels had to be stretched across multiple episodes #this shit takes AGES #anyway #fic writing updates #current wip #orchid rambles

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

me obsessively refreshing my album order confirmation as if it's going to magically change lmao

#even if it shipped today there's no way it would get here by Friday #cause it would get stuck at the border for a few days #I think the shortest time i've received something from her store is one week from the time the label is created #and longest is about 3 weeks from label creation

[skeletonvomit]

wanna throw up thinking about the action tomorrow...

#i know im catastrophizing big time #it will be the shortest and longest 15 minutes of my life

[jimalim]

Every chapter is written so it will be posted on a schedule (unless anything important comes up) I should also note the average word count for each chapter is over 8k so these are bigins! (Plus ill probably post chapter 1 on Friday!! Since it fits each option.)

#the wilds #leatin #im not doing a daily release becuase thats too short #i want yall 2 not feel like ur waiting forever but also want 2 allow myself the time to live with the excitement a little longer you know? #the shortest chapter is just under 7k and the longest is just under 12k most of the others are over 8k

[chaos-and-cookies]

Happy winter solstice everyone, be careful in the dark 🌚

#the shortest day and longest night of the year boyos #I'll be spending my day trying to heal from all the pain I've been in and my flu/booster shots i got last night #along with doing some witchy things with my tarot and journals #might take a long day time bath too but bf suggested I take it at night so i can wake up early for my dr appointment tomorrow so we'll see..

[sparrowsfallingfromthesky]

what did I do today? oh you know. went through and looked at how long my fics have taken to write. and then made a graph. obviously

#I looked at my published works from pre-2019 also but obviously decided not to include them in this #largely because I don't know for sure when I started them because I was doing some handwriting #also I didn't look at all my wips because there are a million of them #but I wanted to include the oldest (within the 2019-present frame) and the ones that are likely to get finished soon #god what a spectacular waste of time but I did find it interesting #writing tag #in case anyone is curious - the shortest time for any of these was in a tender trouble which I wrote in four days #followed by both eyes closed which took about 12 #and obviously the longest would be the two black sails fics I started almost five years ago #there are some other things from other fandoms I started earlier but the likelihood of those ever getting finished is. low #average for my published works is roughly nine months. feels about right. closest thing to birthing a baby I'll ever do lmao

[fazedlight]

oooh I'm curious to see this spectrum from you for the ao3 wrapped: 13 and 14

13. What’s your longest work of the year?

Longest was Darkness in All Things with 32,767 words!

14. What’s your shortest work of the year?

Shortest on AO3 is Retribution, my Mxy-offers-Lena-to-see-how-her-Pulitzer-plan-would-play-out ficlet that grew a little to long to post on tumblr at 2,708 words (I try to use 1k as my cutoff, though I've gone over that a couple times).

But if we count my ficlets, then it becomes Mercy at 194 words. That's a very short and angsty character study (that started with me explaining a headcanon, and turned into a ficlet instead).

#so my longest is almost 169 times the length of my shortest... #thanks for the ask!! #eqt-95 #asks #ask game

[blametheeditor]

God Of Formalities

Item#: SCP-8889 

Object Class: Euclid 

Threat Level: [REDACTED] 

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-8889 is currently overseen solely by [REDACTED]. 

Full report of containment procedures concerning SCP-8889 is classified and can only be accessed by those with a Level 5 security clearance. 

If the full identity of SCP-8889 is ever leaked, including any information of its current or previous whereabouts, its handler [REDACTED] must be informed immediately. 

Description: SCP-8889 is a lesser known deity with the formal title God Of Formalities. It goes by a few other titles, including God Of Contracts and God Of Transactions, but those were earned due to its behavior when interacting with humans. However, it detests being addressed as the God Of Business due to the incorrect association with the Roman god Mercury.

Its power comes from making agreements with humans, mainly in the form of contracts, in which it is agreed upon both parties that for its extensive knowledge and guaranteed success in the person's endeavors, SCP-8889 will be taught how to master their craft as well as receive assistance no matter when or what it entails.

It has two main forms. The one utilized to interact with humans has changed depending on its chosen identity, however it consistently resembles a tall man who is always dressed in professional attire. 

At this time, there are no documented uses of ‘assistance’ from anyone who has signed a contract, and are closely being monitored in the case distance plays no role in when it can be given. 

At this time, there are no documented disciples or followers, and SCP-8889 does not currently have any contact with those who can become one. 

Documented abilities include [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and possessing a [REDACTED] in which anyone can be pulled into at SCP-8889's will. 

Full report of Incident 8889-1 is classified and can only be accessed by those with a Level 5 security clearance.

#even though he has the shortest classification report #guaranteed David will have a long 'incident' report #if not the longest #but it's a David! #sorry for the weird time by the way #but such is life with SCP's #FNAF bois #SCP AU #BTE writing #cw #content warning

[masonsystem]

also gosh i really do love the concept of kgpr's eye powers so much. i love how theyre so deeply rooted in every characters' individual traumas, while also relating to azami's own traumas, and i love how its not just a superpower received upon resurrection, but is instead an ailment that nearly every character is seen to be struggling with. and its also so important how the characters are only able to control their powers when they begin to resolve certain aspects of their traumas, like momo only learns to control her powers when she finally receives the specific attention she has long coveted for in the form of genuine friendship, and kido only begins to control her powers when she finally finds familial security which she was deprived of in her youth, etc. like its not just a matter of 'what if trauma gave you superpower', but more like, 'what if trauma WAS a superpower'. and i love that <3

#and also how like. so many of the ability holders wish to rid themselves of their eye powers at some point #except hibihiyo which oughhh theyre so good bc like. they have their eye powers for the shortest time in the story #but theyre the most.. grateful i guess? to receive it bc they are driven to use it to save their respective half from the daze #ILL MAKE THIS INTO A LONGER POST LATERRR but its so interesting to see the differences between #mekatrio + momomary whove had their powers the longest #compared to yuukei quartet + hibihiyo who had their powers for less than 10 years #ayano deliberately giving herself a power in subsequent timelines..... amazing #THERES SO MUCH TO SAY ABT THEIR EYE POWERS AND THEIR NARRATIVE FUNCTIONS ahhh ill make a massive post abt it later. #after i rewatch the anime probably #kgprambling

[hoperays-song]

What?

Ash: Johnny, describe your relationship with Ryan in two words.

Johnny, confused: What relationship?

Nooshy, snorting: Sounds accurate to me.

#sing 2 #johnny is starting to regret hanging out with his big sisters #they've been pestering him about ryan for two hours #johnny is oblivious #extremely so #sing nooshy #sing ash #sing johnny #sing rynny #there is currently a betting pool on when johnny and ryan will figure out theyve been dating for months #the shortest time is three months. the longest is 19 years #sing ryan (only mentioned) #johnny and nooshy are siblings

[honeydots]

♨ All These Moving Parts ✧ leokumi | one shot collection | ~1.4k each ✧ Summary: After inviting the Nohrian royalty to Hoshidan hot springs, Takumi and Leo go up to one on their own. Unfortunately, an incident leaves Leo burned and Takumi slightly lost as he tries to figure out what happened. // A short collection of one shot prompts.

the next bundle of prompts is on ao3! leokumi this time :D

#leokumi #ROUND TWO #sorry i kept saying 'i'll finish though the week' and then not doing that #ah well. #im going to go in order of length for the final fics :O #longest to shortest #ive actually been doing that all this time but it's not quite the same since i got multiple reqs for lkmi and xnlw #anyway here ya go!!! #my fics #my fire emblem fics #dots on the soapbox

[todayisafridaynight]

All Yakuza games seem to be all long that’s how it’s not like GTA because in GTA you can beat a hooker the moment you start the game!!!

yakuza is also not like GTA because you can't fist fight hookers at any point in the games

#snap chats #the exact opposite tbh the protags are allies to sex workers LMAO #on a Real Talk moment tho the bulk of yakuza's run time is Obviously the cutscenes #as a professional cutscene and speedrun viewer its insane LMAOO #the average yakuza speedrun excluding Y7 is around 2 hours #even yaakuza 7's speedrun- a new wr that was achieved in the past five months- was around three and a half hours #compared to its nearly 17 hours of cutscenes- pre-rendered and in-game- yeah the game can be long #y3 is definitely the shortest game combining cutscenes and gameplay #though ironically it has the third longest speedrun average compared to other entries (outside of Y7) of just over two hours #Y5 having the longest of well over five and a half hours #but back to y3 it only has a cutscene runtime of 4 hours (pre-rendered cutscenes anyway #if we factor in in-game cutscenes we can prob bring it closer to five hours) #i know my first Y3 playthrough had me beating the game at about 17-20 hours so yeah pretty short #ive rambled too long about game lengths bye