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barkyyy · 5 months

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⋘ 𝑙𝑜𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑎... ⋙

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☆✦; w e l c o m e! ★◌

My name is Barky (she/they)

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I am an 18yo old multi-fandom artist, but still, even though I am of age, this blog will be completely sfw. Even in dms, keep things sfw. I'm uncomfortable with that.....stuff.

I'll try to post often, mainly fan art or art of my ocs, but don't be shocked if I disappear from the internet at random times.

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.・。.・゜✭・I am Aroace.・✫・゜・。.

⏤͟͟͞͞☆︴

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➤Current hyperfixations: FNAF, Wings of Fire, Tangled the series, Varian and the Seven Kingdoms, Little Nightmares

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Interests and More!

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Likes....

⏤͟͟͞͞ Spicy food✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Cartoons/animated shows✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Moths✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Drawing

⏤͟͟͞͞Reading✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Playing video games (especially horror) ✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Space✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Avocados✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Watching YouTube✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Making ocs✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Making headcanons✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Angst/Fluff✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Extreme amounts of gore; I love gore✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Jokes/Memes/Being a silly goofy lil guy★

⏤͟͟͞͞Shipping✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Headcanning literally all my fave characters to be neurodivergent and aroace lmao✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Bingus, my Lord and Savior

⏤͟͟͞͞My dog and cat✭

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Dislikes...

⏤͟͟͞͞Homophobia, racism, Aphobia, Antifurs/fatherless jokes, p*doph*lia✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Politics; this blog is supposed to be an escape. Keep that shit out✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Bullying/Toxicity of any kind; whether it be gaslighting, gatekeeping, etc✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Tomatoes; sorry they're overrated✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Art theft/tracing/reposting art without credits/permission, whether it be mine or someone else's✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Anything Nsfw✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Proshippers✭

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Current comfort character(s)...

⏤͟͟͞͞Varian (Tangled; #1 comfort char♥︎) ✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Bonnie (Fnaf) ✭

⏤͟͟͞Six, Mono, Rk, & Rcg (Little Nightmares) ✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Roxanne Wolf (Fnaf) ✭

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Extras...

⏤͟͟͞͞ I am autistic and I have adhd✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ I am a furry and I do have a fursona✭

⏤͟͟͞͞Varian is mah baby boi😍✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Currently learning to play guitar and trying to improve my writing (writing tips and constructed criticism are very very much appreciated)✭

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Other fandoms I'm in...

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Shows/Movies➢

⏤͟͟͞͞ Amphibia✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ The Owl House✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Tangled: The Series/Vat7k✭

⏤͟͟͞͞She-Ra✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Helluva Boss✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Hazbin Hotel✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Lackadaisy✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Murder Drones✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Digital Circus✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Centaurworld✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Gravity Falls✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Dead End:Paranormal Park✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Chikn Nuggit✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Nimona✭

Books➢

⏤͟͟͞͞ Wings of Fire✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Warrior Cats✭

Games➢

⏤͟͟͞͞ Fnaf✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Little Nightmares✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Undertale/Deltarune (kinda)✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Tomodachi Life/Miitopia✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Hollow Knight✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Rain world✭

⏤͟͟͞͞ Flutter Starlight (moth game)✭

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And.... That's a wrap, I guess! I tried my best. I haven't made an introduction before lmao

Bye!

#blog intro #intro post #introduction #first post #shrek is love

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wolf-of-stormwind · 1 year

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A Strange Acquaintance

While trying to vanish from Stormwind, Anduin got caught in an ambush and saved by an odd, insufferable pirate. Now he's both injured and stuck on her ship. Light help him.

Warnings: mainly dialogue lol, and some cussing

“'ere princey, uer of no use to me dead.” the strange half-elf pirate said as she tossed a roll of old bandages to Anduin. He looked at it for a moment, uncertain that it would do any good to his wounds, and slightly grossed out. Just how old are these?

“I'm a priest. I can heal myself, y'know.” Anduin snapped and tossed the roll back at her. “Well, don't see you doin' that now, do I?” Anduin rolled his eyes at her and struggled to stand as the ship suddenly rocked to the left hard. “Why did you help me anyways? I thought the Blood Sail Buccaneers didn't leave anyone alive after their attacks?” the pirate walked towards him and shoved him to the floor, taking bandaging him up into her own hands, “Well, it wadn't a Bloodsail attack, and like I said, uer o' no use to me dead. Can't exactly ransom back a dead prince. I mean I can but-”

“King.”

“Cover uer mouth when ye sneeze, I ain't in the habit of gettin sick.” Anduin slapped her hands away, suddenly feeling claustrophobic. “My father died years ago. I'm king.” the elf could only look at him for a moment, an odd look coming over her face before she threw the bandage at his face and returned to her place across the steerage. “Even better. We can get more.” The two glared at each other for a minute, crimson eyes burning into blue ones before the pirate once again snapped at him, “For an king uer quite snippy.”

“For a pirate your quite concerned with me!”

“I can still leave ye for fish food, boy.”

Anduin sighed, she was insufferable. “Fine, can you at least tell me your name? So I don't have to call you pirate captor?” And she only snorted in response.

...

“Wait, uer not kiddin?”

The king threw himself back, hitting his head against the wall he leaned against. “No, I'm serious!”

“'m uh,” cough “Silesia.”

“Anduin Wrynn.”

“Well I knew that, boy!” and he tried to resist screaming.

“Why are ye so pissy anyway? Couldn' remove the royal stick up uer ass?”

“Well, I'm trying to figure out something, and I'm being hauled back to the place I'm trying to get away from!” Anduin could feel his eyes start to burn with unshed frustration tears, and tried to wish them away. He just wanted to leave, to be alone, and here she was, tormenting him.

He expected laughter. Or a scoff. Or- well anything except Silesia sitting by him and apologizing.

“What? Why?” And when he looked down into her eyes, he could see a glimpse of sorrow and understanding.

“My Pa was a Stormwind soldier. Expected me to follow in his footsteps. Till he found me too much o' a burden and sent me off to my ma. Thought a floatin' city could keep me in line. Did for a bit. Until mah Ma started getting the same ideas.”

Anduin was honestly shocked, she looked honest and almost like she really cared, and it made him want to be honest with her too.

“And... Became a Pirate?”

“I've spent my whole life being what others wanted. Needed. And...” With a sigh he tried to steel himself, “And recently I realized, I don't know who I am at all.” Silesia nodded, and placed a hand on her knee.

“I get it. Ma and Pa wanted me to be what they needed. I just wanted to be, well, me. 's why I left.”

“Aye.”

To be honest, he was a little confused at the line of thinking. She didn't want to do what her parents said, so she became a murderer? “I don't understand?”

“My parents never gave me any free'om. Didn't let me do anything without a say. Friends, what I read, wrote, wore, said, how I brushed my hair and teeth, how I waved. Ye get it. Ye get it. I bet uers were the same way.”

“I won't become a pirate because of it though!”

“Nah, ye don't have the Sea-legs for it.” Silesia chuckled, “All I wanted was to be free. The buccaneers gave me that.”

Anduin could tell she hated her parents, especially her father. But he couldn't help but wonder-

“Do you ever still visit them?”

Silesia snorted, “Shit no. Pa's dead, only regret is that I didn't get to gut the fucker myself.”

“And your mom?” he said, leaning forward a little.

“...A friend checks up on her from time to time. She's always been lonely, and spent more time carin' for tomes than herself.”

“Why don't you visit her?”

The odd look returns to her face, “She thinks I- uh- made friends with some fish.”

“You mad- what? She thinks you died? Why?”

Silesia shrugs, “Beats me. Guess Pa told her that.”

“Why would he lie to her?”

“Cant exactly ask a dead man, can I?”

Anduin facepalms. This. Damn Elf. “Wanna take a guess?"

“Damn uer nosy. He checked up on me and I threatened him and Ma. I guess he lied to save her heart. Now! Spill boy.”

Shit.

#world of warcraft #wow #warcraft #oc: Silesia #anduin wrynn #not a ship i swear #edit: fixed some of the words up

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nicks-fairy-lights · 1 year

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notes i took while rewatching heartstopper (it's a lot)

ep 1. meet

british boys playing rugby

oh this mf is all secretive (yr flashbacks, wille, why???)

no ben is kinda crunchy tho

ew why ben

nick is kinda. yeah

oh wow prince charming move there buddy

"thank you x" nice one, charlie spring

ep 2. crush

charlie spring is kinda sad tho

nick nelson: message delete count x2

charlie's lock screen :sob:

heart emoji

oh nick is blushing now

haha "i know he's straight" lol no u dont my guy

i love this art teacher :O

nellie <3

i love how elle walks in and girl in red cues

oh wow tori big brain moment right there

mario kart

"youre a proper little nerd"

nick nelson's turquoise hoodie

observant mother

nick has hardcore straight friends D:

charlie emergency

charlie helping nick play the drums gasp

nick just became charlie's lock screen

"you look so cuddly like that"

yep, tori, got to side with you on that one

i wish i had charlie's friend group

"am i gay?" yeah def take that buzzfeed quiz

ep 3. kiss

imogen likes him :/

ayo nick invited him

oh no film night is cancelled

why does everyone live in like mansions

tara jones needs to stop being the center of every convo in the straight club

tao is my favourite boy

tara my girl :D

charlie spring has disappeared

wow nick's straight friends suck so much its indescribable

ew ben is back

imogen is coming on pretty thick, like chill dude

tara and her gf kissed awwwhh my heart

charlie spring is found

mysterious mr. nelson

no why is the house so big.

"are they not a girl?"

"would you go out with someone thats not a girl?"

"would you kiss someone that wasnt a girl"

oh the little fireworks and the flowers

"would you kiss me?"

"yeah."

no nick go back >:(

nick nelson, the loo is not charlie spring

okay nick nelson went back

ep 4. secret

charlie and his curls and the mirror

yeah no way to shut out self deprication by kissing

they do say sorry a lot

"did i forget something?" yeah, charlie springs lips

tara jones and her girl !!!

oh em gee this art teacher 😭

harry is an idiot

"its hard to be confident when they see me as a stereotypical gay boy who can't do sports"

why are they so muddy

okay so isaac knows now

imogen. girl. why.

ep 5. friend

tao is going to crush them verbally

ooh birthday party

awwh poor doggo

"nothing" okay go away

they want to eat at nANDO's

so is nick coming or

imogen D:

yeahh you tell them nick

yeahh you too tao

okay nvm

"yeah, well, her dog died."

"the right girl will come along, just you wait"

AH YES NICK REJECT THE WOMAN

no tao dont be sad

"murder's fine too"

awwh no that gift is so cute :(

NO MY HEART

ep 6. girls

okay so maybe nick nelson is bi

what but "girls" by girl in red played.

okay maybe elle is bi too??

tao is so overprotective but i love it

ooh the special room

…please god

anti-homophobia cheese

yeah they do say sorry a lot

oop- her name is darcy. i know that now

tori my beloved

insta bestie

imagine homework

literally the most awkward way to ask someone out

no they suck at asking each other out

and i love it

tao is lowkey oblivious

the other girls are so mean >:(

tara and darcy have disappeario

ahah they got locked in

thank you for good lesbian dynamic

ep 7. bully

tori :') ily so much

charlie spring and his hair again

crunchy ben >:(

charlie has an epic dad

golden retriever has entered the chat

"well you kind of are a gay nerd."

"shut up rugby lad."

ben u son of a

char :O

"i like it. it's cute."

oh no horror night flashbacks

fireworks

literally piss off harry

oH oops i forGOT mAH raiNBOW

why harry gotta be like that thp

is ben jealous or something

oh my god shut up

YEAHH YOU TELL HIM NELSON!! HAHA YEAH BUST HIS BALLS NICK

there are no words

hearing songs i actually listen to in the soundtrack

tao ahh

harry really sucks

camera be goin' all shaky

awwh protective much <3

no charlie spring, stop self-deprecating

the 's' word :/

ITS TO EARLY IN THE MORNING FOR THIS CUDDLY ROMANCE

tao whyre you oblivious

no friendship drama is so bad

ahah deleting messages again charlie spring

tao's mum :D

tao and elle have such an adorable dynamic

ew harry

why is everyone beating up everyone. but its like

ep 8. boyfriend

yes charlie, drum out the feels

tori has my whole heart by now

like she knows so much D:

(ben is a piece of crap)

charlie spring is so sad

ofc pizza would help

issac reading "gender explorers"

ew sports day

tao rage writing

charlie looked like he was on the verge of tears right there :(

YEAHH COACH GO BUST SOME HOMOPHOBIC BALLS

tao on his protective arc

no this is nice tho, theyre bonding

"secret guy you kiss sometime on the down-low"

heart emoji <3

no not this "typing.." again

elle looks pretty with yellow and blue

ahh gal pals :D

charlie spring just ran away from nick

why does it look like half of the school bunked

mr. ajayi's room is so cool

charlie said the 's' word D:

ben is so full of himself

YEAHH CHARLIE BEAT HIS SORRY ASS

YEAHH YOU TELL HIM CHARLIE SPRING

yessss theyre not mad at each other anymore

oho elle and tao get some alone time

OH ITS PLAYING DAYGLOW IM IN LOVE WITH THIS SOUNDTRACK

tao painted his friends :)))

ah yes finally

picking dandelions off in the corner

no he isn't fine. charlie spring hasn't been sighted

what is charlie standing on? a child?

charlie is spotted :O

flowers

AH YES NICK, REJECT THE RUGBY LADS

holding hands <3

imogen

mr ajayi

YEAHH SILENCE HIM WITH A KISS CHARLIE SPRING

AH HOLDING HANDS <3 <3

ah em gee this is so cute i'm dying

they're so wholesome :sob:

AHHH YES NICK NELSON

"i like charlie spring!"

"in a romantic way, not just a friend way!"

you could see how scared charlie was for a second there

nick's smile just there :D

oh crap he's coming out

AHH YES KING

thank you alice oseman

#oHIOH its an obsession ok its fine #heartstopper #notes died halfway cause it didnt like my crying over two queer boys hahaha :')#thoughts and opinions maybe idk idk

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wbwoqlqxoxxms · 11 months

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Yishun Revengers Episode 3 "Triple murder double burger single mother case"

"Snickers! *removes the n* Sickers! *removes the s and puts back the n* Sikers! *removes the s* ni-"

-random man on the internet

"Uh....actually, good sirs and mams...or furries and pillars...can you help me with one more thing?" Stefen Hua like 有点不好意思地说.

"What lah," Fentanyl asked, as he moved the queen to a position where it would confirm plus chop get eaten one.

"Actually ah...there have been cases of...um...something weird happening in Sengkang Public Library...I'm just gonna pretend it's Yishun and gaslight the viewers...ehehe..." Stefen Hua laugh it off like very sus liddat.

"Why don't you just film at the actual cursed places of Yishun instead of gaslighting the viewers?" Sunda questioned and then ate Fentanyl's queen with his rook.

"I...scared mah, whatever happens in Sengkang is definitely less scary than Yishun what..." Stefen answered truthfully.

"Mm. Whatever. We'll go with you later." Fentanyl mumbled before checkmating Sunda in a trap he didn't realise when he ate his queen.

"Damnit! Ok fine let's go now, Stefen!" Sunda like sore loser liddat.

(Also August, Mendax and Laju who bet all their life savings on him 💀)

"AH AH AH WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT FOR ME I WANNA GO TOO!" That 9/11 HIHS Sec 1 boy just popped out of nowhere and subtly not-so-subtly demanded that they bring him as well. Kiefer, was it?

"Yeah yeah yeah whatever, you've got our protection anyway, nothing bad will happen one lah!" Mendax took one look at him and spoke dismissively.

"Go back first, ok?" Stefen like UWU told the assistant to go back, cos the boys (and girls) are about to get into serious business now, ain't no space for a random camera assistant guy here!

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"Bruh...Sir, for the gazillionth time for the love of SPF, NO, THE LIBRARY IS UNDER LOCKDOWN, I DUNNO WHY, YOU CAN'T JUST GO IN, STOP ASKING WHY, STOP ASKING TO GO IN!" Wa lao eh, the library staff like so tok cok liddat leh, say no means no. We got business to get done here, buddy!

"What a pity...that was supposed to be my last...friendly...attempt to get in before you so rudely turned me down...then, don't blame me," Fentanyl talked like a badass powerful guy-in-charge.

Then before anyone could say anything, his eyes flashed bright red, and then he stepped forward and covered the staff's forehead and eyes and his eyes flashed bright red again, then suddenly all the people in the vicinity got on their knees and kneeled down, like they were in a trance.

"Um..." Codeine questioned, despite not literally being Fentanyl's disciple.

"Walao, you know I have hypnotising powers one lah, don't act like you dunno anything leh!" Fentanyl then affirmingly replied.

"Siao ah, the Pillar or Psychological Defence, hypnotising people...sure, sure, we can leave our country to these people to defend..." Kiefer side-remarked.

And so, with the security disabled, in our heroes went...

and in they would soon find something much worse than your average Yishun cat.

In they found...the entire library turned upside down (or upside-down depending on where you live but honestly who cares about that).

Actual, turned completely upside down. Books literally flying all around and scattered messily across the entire library, the shelves are arranged disorderly and left over the place (in fact, the only reason why they aren't flying around is probably because they're too heavy for that), the walls are scribbled with numbers and drawings like it's a kid's artwork, the CD players are all carelessly placed...the list goes on and on...

And in the heart of the library-a man sitting comfortably on a table, engrossed in writing data onto multiple messy papers on his desk. From afar, it seems hard to tell the man's bodily details, but a few things are clear-he's wearing a white mask covering his entire face, which is rather lacking in details save for the two holes for his eyes, a black top magician's hat, and a black trenchcoat (probably the reason why the air con is set so low here) with black gloves.

All that was really hot and entrancing, but what really caught the attention of our friendly neighbourhood heroes was the man in the animal cage-knocked unconscious, with multiple IV drips attached to his body.

The masked man then clicked his pen away and took out a syringe, and stabbed it in the blood vessel of the man-to reveal his blood being absorbed in the syringe. It was white.

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theprocrastinatingredkitty · 3 years

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Meanwhile in the completely unrelated kind-of-like PotN AU

Geumhu now gives this adorable butcher with clean clothes in private 🥺🥺🥺

But Beom still wears his regular butcher clothes outside the master’s room, because Joseon rules, that’s why

(SEUNGHO, GIVE NA-KYUM BETTER CLOTHES, PLEASE.)

AND LOOK AT THIS MAN WHO’S TOTALLY-NOT-YOON-SEUNGHO’S RELATIVE FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE:

“In that year, the story of the grim reaper in dark blue spread throughout Guryong Pass.”

“It is said that in that year, the crows and the beasts of Kowloon had seen something they have never seen before.

“Everything was done in a span of few hours by the dark blue grim reaper of Kowloon Pass.”

(Y’all, Yoon Seungho better step up his defense game bc his AU doppelgänger is literally 💅🏻 S L A Y I N G 💅🏻)

Ahn Geumhu be like: YOU TRY TO KILL ME? BISH IMMA KILL YOUR ENTIRE GENERATION, STAT. HOLD MAH PIPE, IMMA MURDER THESE MFS FOR RUINING MY TIME WITH MY SOFT BBY WHOSE TOTALLY NOT WAITING FOR ME IN MY ROOM BC IMMA NEED TO HEAD BACK BEFORE THESE HICKEYS ON MAH BODY ARE GONE BC I PROMISED HIM AND I NEED MORE OF HIS FLOWERY HICKEYS

Meanwhile, the soft bby boi butcher who can rip your arm off if you dare glance or even touch his lord:

“It’s the scent of my lord. I love him... and I miss him.”

D’AWWWW HE’S SO CUUUUTE~!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

#yes i am shoving it in the potn tag bc why not #potn #tiger in the snow #ahn geumhu #beom x geumhu #eyes blinded by a tiger #nun tiger #my mumseung ship is sailing~!!!!#painter of the night #yahwacheop #nunae beomi seorida

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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 3 years

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GREETINGS, MATE. IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER KNOX REACTS POST

Two new episodes of Monkie Kid to watch. I actually didn’t realize these were out until a friend messaged me skmfaojwoiefmasf Figured I’d make another one of these just cause y’all seem to find them entertaining >:D Anyway, who needs preamble I GOT MONKIE KID TO WATCH!

ONWARDS!!

Ping Pong Panic!

Let’s begin.

[monkie kid season 2 spoilers beneath the cut]

*jams out to theme song*

You know, one of these days I should do an audio reaction, and like, make an animatic out of it or something. I can talk a lot faster than I can type, it might be fun lol KK IT’S STARTING LETS GOOOO

CAN I JUST SAY, THAT RIGHT OF THE BAT, THOSE VIBES WERE IMMACULATE. MK VIBIN IN A LAWN CHAIR, CHILLIN WITH A CAT, WITH THOSE SUNGLASSES HE WORE IN THE PILOTS, LOVE THAT THEY BROUGHT THOSE BACK ALSDMFAGHOAWEFM THIS DUDE

TEA MAKING WITH SANDY

TEA MAKING WITH SANDY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAHHHHHHHH I LOVE THE VIBES RN THESE ARE ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC ASLDKFMA;GHAO;WIEFMAWEF

I’M LITERALLY GRINNING SO BIG RN

MK DID YOU JUST DUMP LIKE FORTY OF THOSE IN THERE WHAT ARE YOU DOING MK NO

THE WATER EXPLODED AND HE DUMPED LIKE TEN PACKAGES OF SLEEPY TIME TEA IN THERE, IF EITHER OF THEM DRINK THAT THEY’RE GONNA BE OUT FOR A WEEK

SANDY DON’T DRINK THAT

YOU SAW HIM MAKE IT WHAT ARE YOU DOING AKLSDMFAGHOAWEF

Aaaand he’s down

Sandy’s down

NIGHT

ASDFLKMAGHAWOIFMAWEF

MK IS OBLIVIOUS, CAN BARELY HEAR WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING HALF THE TIME, AND VIBES WITH MONKEY, I RELATE SO MUCH TO THIS DUDE KASL;DMFA;OGHOWEF

AND HE’S JUST I shall protect you with my life, VALID, SANDY IS FANTASTIC ASLKDFMAOHGOWEF

JUST

PLACES THE CAT

GENTLY ASLDKFMAOFASF

BOX

FELL FROM PORTAL

RIGHT ON TOP OF SANDY ASDLKFMAWEF

AT LEAST THAT MAN’S DURABLE

YOU SURE IT’S FROM MONKEY KING, MATE??

I mean, yes there’s a monkey symbol on the outside but ARE YOU SURE??

INSTANTLY DISTRACTED ALKSDMFAWEF LOVE HIM

SMACKING IT WITH A CROWBAR IS NOT GONNA WORK MK, YOU GOTTA—OKAY NEVERMIND HE FIGURED IT OUT ALKSDMFAOHGAOWEFM

THE PAPER’S OUT TO KILL THIS DUDE KLASDMFHGOAWIEMFAWEF

“For Mk??”

“HEY THAT’S ME!”

I LOVE

THIS DUDE

SO MUCH

AS;LDKFMA;OIGHAOW;IEFMAWEF

I heard the “must not open it” and immediately. You know. He’s gonna open it. There is no question. This box is getting opened KLDMSFA;WHGOAWEF

AS;LKFDMGNA;OFMEAWE

MONKEY KING RIGHT ON THAT

ASF;KLMA;OG;AWHOEIFMAWEFAWHA;OWEF

I MEAN, MAKES SENSE, HE’D 100% OPEN IT ANYWAYS TOO ASKDFMAGAOWEF

AHHHH LEARNING TO LISTEN EPISODE, GOT IT, SWEE PISTACHIO ICE CREAM MK’S CLUMSY WITHOUT A BLINDFOLD, LETS SEE HOW MANY THINGS HE WALKS INTO :’D SOMEONE PLEASE COME HELP HIM AKSDFMAOWE

Catch me thinking about Mk getting sensory overload sometimes (now also thinking about @winterpower98’s cursed AU and having Macaque coach him through it cause he knows what sensory overload feels like with six ears)

That someone sounds like Mei, bro lKMFAW;OEF

(Quick hc that he can hear his friends voices and picks them out instinctively cause they’re more familiar so it helps him focus and not be overwhelmed by all the noice)

MK STRAIGHT UP DITCHING SANDY ASKLFMAOGWEF HE HAS NO FEAR, JUST VAULTS OVER THE CITY BLINDFOLDED

And I love how there was absolutely no hesitation when putting it on, the boy is all for it lkMFAWOEF

MO READY TO THROW HANDS

AND WHAT

THE HECK

IS THAT

ASK;FMA;OGHAWOFMBHAOWEF

I think it’s supposed to be at least a little cute, but honestly it’s just freaking me out a little.

One of those fruits maybe??? AH I’M SURE WE’LL FIND OUT EVENTUALLY

Mo: TOUCH NOT MY BLUE MAN

OH MURDER BABY FRUIT OKAY ASKDFMOGHWAEF

OH LOTS OF MURDER BABY FRUIT

OKAY

OKAY ASLKDFM;OGHA;OWIEFMASF

OH DEAR GODS THEY HAVE KIDNAPPED SANDY

ASDLKFMG;NOAWIFJAWMEF

WELP, LOOKS LIKE MO’S GOT HIS WORK CUT OUT FOR HIM, GOOD LUCK DEAR CAT

BACK TO MK TIME

GODS I LOVE THESE TWO, MEI AND MK, AN ABSOLUTE VIBE, BEST FRIENDS, I LOVE THEM

PIGSY MAH MAN KLSAMFDOA;GH;OAWIFMAWESF GRUMP AS ALWAYS

WHO’S SNATCHING THE GAME?????

KNEW IT

IT’S STUCK ON

RIP MK

PIGSY ASKDFM;BHO;AIEWMFAF

OOF

GREAT FIRST THING FOR MK TO REALLY BE LISTENING TO

:’D

NOOO MONKEY MECH!!!!

WHAT DID THEY DO TO DESERVE THIS

Not to veer wildly off topic, but that delivery person be looking fine as heck

CHARACTER DESIGN GO BRRRRRR

(Random Angsty hc that MK doesn’t listen to people a lot because he’s afraid of what he’s gonna hear)

THEY ARE SO DRAMATIC AND I LOVE THEM

WHEEZES

PIGSY

ASDKFMAOGHAOWE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU MAN?!?!?

YOU HAVE A GAME ADDICTION1?! ALKSFDHGAOWEMFAOWIFAWEF PLEASE, PIGSY SDFLKMAGHWE

I THINK I KNOW WHERE THEIR DRAMATIC FLARES COME FROM

THEY HAVE THE DRAMATIC STORYTELLER TANG AND DARK AND BROODING DRAMATIC PIGSY

NO WONDER LKASMF;HGOIAWFMAWEF

I SEE

WHERE THIS IS GOING

PIGSY AKSLDFM;HGOAWE PIGSY NO

ALSO, SERIOUSLY, I JUST IMMEDEATELY LOVE THIS DILVIERY DUDE ASLKDFMA;OIWMFSAD

PIGSY

PIGSY AKSDFMAO;GHOI;AWFMAS

HELP AISFM;OGWOAH;OAIWEMAEFL HE’S JUST LKASMFAHGO;WAEF

THIS IS GREAT

THIS IS FANTASTIC I AM VIBIN

ALAS, POOR PIGSY, THIS IS GONNA BE ROUGH FOR HIM ASDFKMAAWE I CAN ALREADY TELL AKSFDMA;OWEF

Easier to keep yourself from spending all your time on something by removing the temptation completely, but it appears someone has plopped it right down on his lap again (now how could I make this angsty--)

MK DRAWING A HEART DOES NOT COUNT AS A SIGNATURE WHAT ARE YOU DOING ASKLDFMAWEF

Mk, you super hear nothing, love, yKLGMAS;FAOWEF

HE’S SO WORRIED

PIGSY ASDKFM;GHOAWEF

AS SOMEONE WHO IS COMPETITIVE AS HECK AND AVOIDS SEVERAL PHYSICAL GAMES SO I DON’T BODY CHECK ANYONE WITH MY BRICK WALL OF A FORM, THIS IS KINDA RELATABLE

OH MY GODS PIGSY I AM SO CONCERNED FOR YOU

ASDKLFMAG;HA;WORIFAW

MK IS JUST

AFRAID OF NOTHING AND NO ONE, DRIVING BLINDFOLDED

I WISH I HAD YOUR BLIND CONFIDENCE MY DUDE

THANK GOODNESS MEI’S THERE KLASMDF;AHGOAWEF

LOOK I JUST REALY LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP. MK WHO GETS DISTRACTED EVERY FIVE SECONDS BY SOMETHING, AND MEI WHO CAN FOCUS FOR HOURS AT A TIME, AND THEY LOVE AND CARE FOR EACH OTHER SO MUCH AKSDLFMA;OHGWEF ;A;

I will not apologize for getting emotional over their wholesome, fantastic friendship

PIGSY ASLDKFMAOGHAWEFAWEF

We all know one bounce with 100% hurt RIP PIGSY AKSLMFDAO;GHWEF

WATER BREAK

OH WOW THESE BABY FRUIT REALLY BE TRASHING SANDY’S PLACE

MO SEE’S WEAPON

READY TO MURDER

ASDF;KLMOGAWO;IFJNAW;FUJ;AIOWRF

OH NO PIGSY

PIGSY SADLKFMGHAOWIFMAOBAWOEFAWE

OH NO ASKLDMF;GHOAWIFEW

I CAN’T BREATHE I’M WHEEZING PIGSY’S FACE

Y’ALL HE LOOKS READY TO COMIT ARSON

HELP ASLKDMFGAOWEFMVNA;OWEFIAWE

FHABGWKEFGBAOWHIE

WHOAH

HE JUST

ASFKLMBAOIE;JSAIEFUGBAEF

CAUGHT THAT GOOD HEAVENS PIGSY WHOAH SIR, BRO, DUDE, CHILL AKSLMDFGNBSAWO;EIHG;OAWRIFGH;AWE

THIS VOICE ACTING FREAKING FANTASTIC

AS;LKFMDGNAWO;RIWAE PIGSY READY TO ABSOLUTE DESTROY TANG IN PING PONG

You know what would be funny if he bribed him into it, like said if he could beat him he’d clear his tab or something aslkdfma;ogwhwaoef

TANG CONCERNED

ALSO LOVE THE IMPLICATIONS THAT PIGSY AS EITHER TOLD TANG ABOUT HIM PLAYING PING PONG, OR THAT TANG HAS KNOWN HIM LONG ENOUGH TO HAVE SEEN IT AND I VIBE WITH BOTH ASKFMD;HGAW

ASDLFKHGA;OIWRFWAE

THAT FACE

HIS FACE

WELL, I WAS ALMOST RIGHT

BOY, PIGSY IS UNSHAKEABLY CERTAIN THAT HE WILL WIN, AIN’T HE ASDKLFMA;OGIHWEF

I’M WHEEZING GUYS

TANG YOU FOOL

YOU FOOL

ASFLKDMGBAO;RIGA;OHRWG;OIAWFMAWEF

WHAT ARE THESE HERE FOR, MONKEY KING?? WHY ARE THEY HERE!?!? ALKSDMFA;GHAOWIEFAWEF

Monkey cop show

*coughs.*

No comment

HOLY FREAKING CAT ALKSFMA;GHAOWEF

IT’S MO TIME SUCKAHS KLASMDF;AHG;OWAEFAWE

IS THAT ALKSMFA;OGHWA

MK’S TEA

*WHEEZES*

OH MY GODS, MO YOU’RE BRILLIANT LKASMDF;HGAO;WEFAWE

AND SANDY’S BACK OUT ASLKFMAW;GHAOWEF

BACK TO THE DUO

MK JUST STRAIGHT UP TAKES HIS HANDS OFF THE WHEEL WITH NO CONCERN ALSKFMAO;WIEFMASDF

MEI’S JUST -_- please bro lkMVA;FHAWE

MK, BRO, NO AKSDLFM;AOWEF ;A;

EXCUSE ME GETTING EMOTIONAL OVER HOW MEI DOESN’T GET FRUSTRATED WITH HIM, SHE JUST WALKS WITH HIM AFTER THEY CRASH AND SUPPORTS HIM AND HELPS HIM BRAINSTORM

CATCH ME CRYING I GUESS

THEY’RE WHOLESOME AND WONDERFUL AND I LOVE THEM LASKDFMAWEF

I AM CACKLING

IS THIS BATTLEFIELD

PIGSY

PIGSY ASDKLFMG;HOW;AIEFMAHWEF

One random guy: ugggh it hurts but I’m not dead

I LOVE THE LINES IN THIS SHOW SO MUCH ASLKDFMAO;GHAWEF

MEI: WHAT THE HAM

ASDF;KMGAHW;ORIABAW;OFH;OAWJEFM

SERIOUSLY, DIALOGUE 10/10

MK STOP STEPPING ON PEOPLE KSALMDFNBAO;WHGO;AWEF

THAT GUY JUST LAKSMDBAOWEF

YEETED

HOLY ASKDFMGHAOWEIFJAWEF

IS MEI GONNA HAVE TO BEAT PIGSY AND PING PONG????

I’M DYING WHEEZES PIGSY LOOKS TERRIFYING ASLKFMDNBA;OWEF

TANG

I’M AKSDFNGAOAWEF

THIS IS

THIS IS AMAZING I’M WHEEZING PLEASE KLMASFD;GHWAER

Mk: People are getting hurt! *steps on somebody*

Love him KMFA;WFHAWOF

PIGSY I AM SO CONCERNED FOR YOU

BUT I ALSO WANT TO KNOW JUST HOW IT GOT THIS BAD IN THE FIRST PLACE, Y’KNOW??

(Pigsy spending hours cause it’s a healthy outlet, right? Practicing, mindlessly hitting the ball, it’s something he can do by himself, he gets faster, better, someone challenges him and he figures why not? ALRIGHT, MY BRAIN TAKING THIS AND RUNNING, MIGHT COME BACK TO IT LATER EXCSUE ME)

MEI I LOVE YOU

HOLY MOTHER OF PING PONG

PIGSY ASKFMH;OAIWEFAME

HE JUST

WELL, THAT’S WHERE HE’S BEEN HIDING ALL HIS DEMON STRENGHT I GUESS LKASDMFAOWHOFAWEF

THE ONE SCENARIO?? MK ASKDFM;GHAO;WFAWE

ASL;FM;AOGHAOW;E

MEI ASLFDKM;GA;OWEF

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

MEI IS JUST

*WHEEZING*

WOW I’M IMPRESSED MK WAS ABLE TO BLOCK THAT

ALSO

SERIOSLY

IF YOU EVER NEED TO FIGHT A DEMON AGAIN, JUST SEND PIGSY IN WITH A PING PONG PADDLE AND TELL THEM THEY WERE TALKING TRASH ABOUT HIS SKILLS AND YOU WON’T HAVE A DEMON PROBLEM ANYMORE AKLSMFD;AHGAW

OH CATCH ME CRYING I GUESS

“Pigsy’s just like me!”

THE FLASHBACK OF THE HAIR RUFFLE

YEAH I’M FINE

TOTALLY FINE

PIGSY HAIR RUFFLE

WE’VE GOT A PIGSY HAIR RUFFLE, EVEN IF IT WAS JUST A STILL FRAME FLASH BACK CATCH ME CRYING

I DUNNO Y’ALL I’M JUST REALLY REALLY LOVING THIS EPISODE

(Me thinking of Pigsy seeing Mk and taking him in cause he sees he’s a lot like him when he was a kid and wants him to have the support he never did—)

LOOK

I’M FINE LKSADMFGHA;OWEF

WOW

DANG MK

REALLY DOES HAVE SUPER HEARING I GUESS

RIP PIGSY’S HIGH SCORE, MK IS LITERALLY ABOUT T BEAT HIM BLINDFOLDED LAKSDMF;AOWGHAWE

“I hear ya Pigsy” ;-;

I THINK I’M JUST READING TOO FAR INTO ALL OF THIS BUT I DON’T CARE I’M VIBIN ASKLDFNAHG;OWAEF

AGAIN

YES, IT HAS CERTAINLY HAPPENED BEFORE RIP PIGSY ASDFKMAO;GHWAEF

WHOAH MK, I MEAN, YEAH KINDA, BUT YOU CAN’T BLAME YOURSELF

BOY HE’S GOT SOMETHING ELSE TO WORK ON I SEE

*holds Pigsy gently * I think this man needs therapy lk;MFSA;OHGAOWEF

MEI JUST

PATS

AND PIGSY STRAIGHT UP LETS HER LKASMGNHAWEOFM

I LOVE THEM LKASMF;HAGW

TANG

Tang: Yeah, this ain’t ping pong mah dudes

ASDLKFMA;WOGH

LETS GO CHECK ON SANDY ASDLFKMAWHE

HA HA HASDFNVAWOEM LOL

*WHEEZES*

“Yeah, I wasn’t gonna help anyway—“ ;KFMA;NGOWHEOIFAMWEF TANG

I SURE HOPE ONE OF THEM DOESN’T OPEN THE BOX AFTER MO FINALLY FINISHED CLOSING IT

AND WHY WOULD THEY DRAW A MOUSTACHE ON SANDY’S FACE

HE ALREADY HAS A LAKSDMGH;AOWIFAHBAWOEF

PIGSY TRYING TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP

Tang, who’s been thoroughly traumatized and will likely never play ping pong again: too soon

LKFMAWE;OGHAWEF

LEAVE THE POOR CAT ALONE, MEI ASLKFGHA;OWEF ;A;

MO WILL NOT STAND FOR YOUR FOOLISHNESS THIS DAY MK ALSKDFGH;AOWEFAW

DO NOT DRINK THAT TEA LKASDFMAGHOWEAF

BOY

WOW THERE WAS A LOT IN THIS EPISODE LKSMFD;HABOWEF

I MEAN THERE ALWAYS IS BUT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I AM LOVE LOVE LIASDFM;OGHAOWEF

Quite the themes, I wanna know if Pigsy’s ever put anyone in the hospital via ping pong, I also want him to go all ping pong on some demon messing with his kids cause CLEARLY HE’S GOT POWER I’M JUST SAYING

PIGSY CAN FIGHT, AND I WANNA SEE IT PLEASE LAKSDFMG;BHAOWEF

THAT WAS A PRETTY FUN EPISODE ACTUALLY, AND I AM VIBIN

THINKING ABOUT ALL THE ANGST AND FLUFF ALSKDFM;HA;WOEIFMASDF

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AND I GOT ANOTHER ONE TO WATCH!!!

I LOVE THIS SHOW L;AKSMDN;BASOHFDIAMWEF

SO MUCH TO APPRECIATE HERE

GONNA BE THINKING ABOUT ANGSTY REASONS FOR MK NOT LISTENING TO PEOPLE, AND ANGSITER THINGS FOR PIGSY TO BE ADDICTED TO THAN PING PONG CAUSE HOOOOO BOY A;SKMFDGAHWEF

ALSO GONNA BE THINKING ABOUT HOW MEI HAS NO CONCEPT OF PERSONAL SPACE (I’m thinking it’s a dragon thing) AND AND PIGSY ACCEPTS HEAD PATS

*flips table*

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#Knox reacts #Monkie Kid #LEGO Monkie Kid #Monkie Kid season 2 spoilers #SO MUCH TO APPRECIATE SERIOUSLY #*YEETS THIS AT YOU*#I'LL POST THE NEXT EPISODES REACT IN A BIT GOT SOME STUFF TO TAKE CARE OF FIRST KLSAMFDA;OGAEWF

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TheRussianBadger sentence starters, but for Among Us

(Feel free to change pronouns or wording to suit the context! Based on this video. This was originally posted on an archived RP blog, but I've decided to move it here with some more options.)

"So... ____'s body is in top right of electrical, right where you do like the spinning matching color things."

“Did you put it there, _____?”

“I absolutely did not put it there.”

“Hold up-- Cap and a half! Guess who’s in admin? Me.”

“Guess who ain’t in there? That [player color here] motherfucker right there, you lyin’ bitch. YOU LYIN’ BITCH.”

“Cap and a half-- Cap and a half on ____. Nah, ____’s cappin’!”

“____ and ____, ____ and ____!”

“On mah mama, cuz-- On mah mama, cuz it’s ____ and ____!”

“ON MAH MAMA, YOU’RE NOT IN FUCKIN’ ADMIN!”

“I don’t get it-- What, we just didn’t do a task and we lose?”

“We legit lost because no one did reactor.”

“Everybody vote ____. Everybody vote ____.

“I-- What the fU--”

“Get him/her/them outta here-- Toss his/her/their ass into outer space.”

“The fuck you lookin’ at, bitch?”

“I FORGOT TO MUTE MY MIC.”

“I thought my mic was muted, so I was like the fuck you lookin’ at, bitch?”

“I know... I know this might sound crazy, but I think ____ might be the killer.”

“Four witnesses, FOUR witnesses, basically in spawn-- And “The fuck you lookin’ at, bitch?” while he/she/they murders/murder me, mic unmuted.

“The 1v8 clutch!”

"How the hell did ____ win that round? Like, forget what ____ did-- Forget what ____ did. Four witnesses, mic unmuted, "The fuck you lookin' at bitch?" turns into a W?"

"Honestly, this whole fucking session has left me speechless. I just don't understand what's happening. Nothing makes sense--- NOTHING MAKES SENSE."

"For the last THREE hours I have been running around in circles in my own goddamn head tryna figure THIS shit out, bro. I'm LITERALLY microwaving my frontal cortex!"

“Get free impostor kills anywhere you go!”

“Okay, I need to know who was closest to spawn. Who was closest to spawn? Cuz I found ____’s body in spawn.”

“____ is guilty as fuck. He’s/She’s/They’re the last person that I saw right next to ____’s body.”

“_____ is SUS as fuck right now.”

“THERE IT IS, BOYS! I’M GUILTY AS SIN. I’m guilty as sin.”

“What did I fucking say?”

“I took scalp, after scalp, after scalp, after self-reports, after self-reportin’, what? Two, three times? Oh, it’s ya boi! It’s ya boi. Oh, baby. Oh baby; Unstoppable force. Oh, that’s so good-- Oh, that’s so good.”

“Dead to rights, it’s ____. Dead to rights, it’s ____. I saw ____ murder ____ in cold blood. Vote ___ right now-- Vote ____ right now.”

“____’s legit tryna get back at me for doing this exact thing to him/her/them earlier.”

“I just happen to finish ALL of my fucking tasks because I’m impostor, right? And then I go to security to watch who’s ACTUALLY slitting throats, right NEXT to me.”

“This is-- This is bullshit. I LITERALLY went up to reactor and I was doing Simon Says.”

“____ is a murderer, vote ____ right now.”

“I was playing Simon Says the whole goddamn time-- It’s ____.”

“Don’t listen to this-- He’s/She’s/They’re tryna flip it on you! I literally watched ____ murder his ass after I finished Simon Says.”

“He came up and he went into the VENT. He went into the vent, bro.”

“I literally saw ____ kill him in security and go into the vent, bro, after I played Simon Says.”

“I swear to God, every single one of you that don’t vote ____ right now are traitors.”

“____, you dirty fuckin’ rat. I saw ____, dead to rights.”

“____ vent. ____ vented. ____ vented right in front of me, dude.”

“I got ____. You know that I got ____. It is ____, no question.”

“Hold on, ____. What did you see ____ do?” “MURDER somebody. Murder somebody.”

“Did he/she/they vent?”

“Because look, because look-- It’s just like the last round. All of my tasks are already done. All I go-- All I do is go to security, sit on cams and see who kills people. I got ____ last round-- It’s ____. Vote ____, finish this game.”

“I saw ____ right on top of ____’s body.”

“I WANT TO REPORT IT!”

“I saw ____ fuckin’ kill him/her/them.”

“I got ShadowPlay-- Boutta back me up.”

“It’s ____! I just checked ShadowPlay-- It’s a hundred percent ____.”

“YOU CAN’T DO THAT!”

“No-- You do NOT get to pull out CCTV footage. You don’t get to pull out CCTV footage for fuckin’... This shit, bro.”

“VAC BAN. VAC BAN. VAC BAN. VAC BAN. YOU’RE GETTING VAC’D. VALVE ANTI-CHEAT. VAC BAN HIM/HER/THEM!”

“MmmMMM. Tryna point fingers on ____, get the fuck outta here.”

“____ fucking murders somebody... ____ did it.”

“HERE’S 4K. RAY. TRACED. FOOTAGE!”

"Well, we got 50 seconds to kill. Anybody wanna tell a joke?"

"Why'd the scarecrow get a promotion?"

"He was outstanding in his field-- Shut the fuck up."

"We're gettin' the Swede outta here."

"Is Norwegian not in Sweden?"

"Ah, NA education."

"Yo, that WAS some NA education right there!"

"Ah, L..."

#rp memes #rp prompts #source: therussianbadger #among us

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blood-sxn-a · 3 years

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TheRussianBadger Sentence Starters, but for Among Us

(Feel free to change pronouns or wording to suit the context! Based on this video.)

"So... ____'s body is in top right of electrical, right where you do like the spinning matching color things."

“Did you put it there, _____?”

“I absolutely did not put it there.”

“Hold up-- Cap and a half! Guess who’s in admin? Me.”

“Guess who ain’t in there? That [player color here] motherfucker right there, you lyin’ bitch. YOU LYIN’ BITCH.”

“Cap and a half-- Cap and a half on ____. Nah, ____’s cappin’!”

“____ and ____, ____ and ____!”

“On mah mama, cuz-- On mah mama, cuz it’s ____ and ____!”

“OH MAH MAMA, YOU’RE NOT IN FUCKIN’ ADMIN!”

“I don’t get it-- What, we just didn’t do a task and we lose?”

“We legit lost because no one did reactor.”

“Everybody vote ____. Everybody vote ____.

“I-- What the fU--”

“Get him/her/them outta here-- Toss his/her/their ass into outer space.”

“The fuck you lookin’ at, bitch?”

“I FORGOT TO MUTE MY MIC.”

“I thought my mic was muted, so I was like the fuck you lookin’ at, bitch?”

“I know... I know this might sound crazy, but I think ____ might be the killer.”

“Four witnesses, FOUR witnesses, basically in spawn-- And “The fuck you lookin’ at, bitch?” while he/she/they murders/murder me, mic unmuted.

“The 1v8 clutch!”

“Get free impostor kills anywhere you go!”

“Okay, I need to know who was closest to spawn. Who was closest to spawn? Cuz I found ____’s body in spawn.”

“____ is guilty as fuck. He’s/She’s/They’re the last person that I saw right next to ____’s body.”

“_____ is SUS as fuck right now.”

“THERE IT IS, BOYS! I’M GUILTY AS SIN. I’m guilty as sin.”

“What did I fucking say?”

“Dead to rights, it’s ____. Dead to rights, it’s ____. I saw ____ murder ____ in cold blood. Vote ___ right now-- Vote ____ right now.”

“____’s legit tryna get back at me for doing this exact thing to him/her/them earlier.”

“I just happen to finish ALL of my fucking tasks because I’m impostor, right? And then I go to security to watch who’s ACTUALLY slitting throats, right NEXT to me.”

“This is-- This is bullshit. I LITERALLY went up to reactor and I was doing Simon Says.”

“____ is a murderer, vote ____ right now.”

“I was playing Simon Says the whole goddamn time-- It’s ____.”

“Don’t listen to this-- He’s/She’s/They’re tryna flip it on you! I literally watched ____ murder his ass after I finished Simon Says.”

“He came up and he went into the VENT. He went into the vent, bro.”

“I literally saw ____ kill him in security and go into the vent, bro, after I played Simon Says.”

“I swear to God, every single one of you that don’t vote ____ right now are traitors.”

“____, you dirty fuckin’ rat. I saw ____, dead to rights.”

“____ vent. ____ vented. ____ vented right in front of me, dude.”

“I got ____. You know that I got ____. It is ____, no question.”

“Hold on, ____. What did you see ____ do?”

“MURDER somebody. Murder somebody.”

“Did he/she/they vent?”

“I saw ____ right on top of ____’s body.”

“I WANT TO REPORT IT!”

“I saw ____ fuckin’ kill him/her/them.”

“I got ShadowPlay-- B-Boutta back me up.”

“It’s ____! I just checked ShadowPlay-- It’s a hundred percent ____.”

“YOU CAN’T DO THAT!”

“No-- You do NOT get to pull out CCTV footage. You don’t get to pull out CCTV footage for fuckin’... This shit, bro.”

“VAC BAN. VAC BAN. VAC BAN. VAC BAN. YOU’RE GETTING VAC’D. VALVE ANTI-CHEAT. VAC BAN HIM!”

“MmmMMM. Tryna point fingers on ____, get the fuck outta here.”

“____ fucking murders somebody... ____ did it.”

“HERE’S 4K. RAY. TRACED. FOOTAGE!”

#Who's next? (RP prompts/memes)#(okay to reblog from here!)

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My Manhua List (2020) Part 1

Once Again

Description:

Yuan Ge, a director at an advertising firm, is interrupted in the midst of meeting with the news that his long-estranged wife has passed away. He barely finds time to grieve for her, a woman he had long since ceased to love. Several days later, he is struck by the vision of a young girl on a subway bus, but she disappears the minute he looks away. This is a story of lost love, and of one man's personal journey.

WHY YOU SHOULD READ

- plot = 4.5/5

- t r a g i c

- art = 4/5

- shows how some marriage works

- time is gold mah friends

- we stan the wife amen

- more than the story, the lessons are valuable too

- C H A R A C T E R S

- verdict, highly recommended!

Exclusive Lover

Description:

I was given a second chance in life by having a new heart but I have lost my freedom. Huo Ji Kang, he wants me to become a substitute of his late girlfriend. Ziang He, he's my childhood friend who gave up everything. Wei Ru Fei, she is my heart donor's younger sister. One transplant surgery, has completely trap all 4 of them. Now, how can I face the love life of the owner of this heart.

WHY YOU SHOULD READ

- plot = 3/5 neutral for now bcoz it only has 1 chap released but the whole thought is seriously interesting & i just hope it delivers

- art = 3/5

- the summary is exciting

- the whole plot is exciting

- E X C I T I N G

- pls just dont make this a whole i fell in love with my rapist story cause it would go straight to my trash list i have high hopes ok

- very suspense

- i can already tell it’s gonna be d r a m a t i c

- verdict, highly recommded!

The Evil Sorceress Plans to Survive!

Description:

Xiao Yao, a young lady of a wealthy, respectable family in the 21st century, thought her life had ended when she passed away due to a deadly illness. However, she opened her eyes and found herself in the body of a manhua's villainess, Princess Abella. Despite not having any magic powers nor capabilities, the pompous and vicious Princess caused countless people to suffer from her heinous acts. Her greed for the throne even led her to murder her own father, thus sentencing her to death while the protagonists of the manhua lived happily ever. With a second chance at life in such a healthy body, Xiao Yao will not sit back idly while the Princess' impending doom befalls her again. This time, she will strive to change the Princess' fate, and along the way, will attempt to discover her hidden secrets and of those around her...

WHY YOU SHOULD READ

- plot = 4/5

- art = 4/5

- father-daughter tandem cause i cant get enough of it aye sir

- i s e k a i

- mc is a super cute baby

- f u n n y

- cute interactions between mc x everyone (sans the heroine)

- conclusion, highly recommended manhua this 2020!

The Making of a Princess

Description:

Sophia, the haughty Princess of the West Kingdom, was reduced to a lowly maid! Trampled on and humiliated, the reality she’s faced with is a harsh and cruel one. However, relying on nothing but her wits, she rises up against the odds. Will she be able to take back everything that once was hers… and more?

WHY YOU SHOULD READ

- plot = 4/5

- art = 4/5

- mc is a clever girl

- r o y a l s

- exciting to see how things will unfold for them

- idec about the ml cause the mc is awesome

- i n t e r e s t i n g

- i love a little battle of the nerves

- who will win? who will lose? who will hold the throne of power?

- verdict, interesting story!

The Stars and I

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Mu Zixing met a beautiful boy, Sinan, when she was five years old. He became her childhood friend. During their first meeting, Zixing was rejected by Sinan while she played with mud. Zixing grew to believe that she was hated, but did not know that Sinan, who was enraptured by her infectious cheerfulness and smile, had slowly fallen in love with her. And this love only grew deeper and deeper with time.

WHY YOU SHOULD READ

- plot = 4/5

- art = 4.5/5

- light read

- f l u f f y

- aesthetic-ish

- friends to lovers trope

- high school feels!!

- verdict, highly recommended to soothe your stress self!

#manhua #manhua recommendation #The Evil Sorceress Plans to Survive!#The Making of a Princess #Once Again #Exclusive Lover #the stars and i #princesssehunna #princesssehunnalist #princesssehunnamanhua

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ageless-aislynn · 10 months

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5 comfort characters 5 tags

Tagged by the ever-awesome @sarnakhwritesthings Thanks so much! 😎💖

Hm, I had to figure out how to interpret “comfort character” because, darn it, I have a lot of blorbos crammed into this fangirl heart of mine (I swear, my fangirl heart looks like an absolute CLOWN CAR in more ways than one 😂😉). So let’s go with 5 characters who give me great comfort whenever I write/vid/otherwise think of them. I’ll restrict it to one per fandom to make it interesting. 😛

In alphabetical order because you cannot rank the clowns in a clown car. You just CANNOT. 🤷‍♀️😇

1. Eobard Thawne (The Flash)

Both of them, of course. Because I love mah Murder Boi(s), I truly do. 💖💖 I’ve vidded and written them both A LOT.

2. Master Chief John-117 x Cortana (Halo), Master Chief John-117 x Kai-125 (Halo the series)

What? Halo is one fandom with two facets, the video game and the tv series, so I felt free to, you know, shout-out my ships from both of them. C’mon, you know I LOVE MY SHIPS, Y’ALL. Ahem. 😛😇 I’ve written and vidded tv!Chief several times but have only vidded game!Chief a couple of times at this point.

3. Noble Team (Halo: Reach)

What? I love the entire team. *innocent face* 😇😇😇 And I had to include the second GIF because Jorge isn’t in the first one because he and Sara were out getting ice cream on their first date, d’aww! THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED. DO NOT SPEAK TO ME OF ANYTHING ELSE. *nodnods in utter denial* 😉 I’ve vidded Noble Team once and have a fic in progress.

4. Sara Ryder x Reyes Vidal (Mass Effect: Andromeda)

Oh, look, Reyes wandered in to join Sara on her place on this list. Wonder how that happened? No idea... *whistles innocently* 😍😉 I’ve vidded them once.

5. The Tenth Doctor x Donna Noble (Doctor Who)

They will not only always have a place in my heart just because I love them, but writing fanfic for them broke me out of a 6 year long streak of complete writer’s block and I’ll forever be grateful for that. 🤗 I’ve written and vidded them several times. 🤗

No pressure, only if you’d like to do this tagging the last lucky 5 mutuals in my notifications 🤷‍♀️😉 @sporadicbelievernightmare @emmaswanned @ghostslillady @starstruckpurpledragon @take2intotheshower

#5 comfort characters #oh look i fit 16 characters into my 5 character choices lol #i do what i want thor #🤷‍♀️😂#reverse flash #eobard thawne #master chief #john-117 #master chief x cortana #master chief x kai-125 #noble team #jorge x sara #sara ryder x reyes vidal #ten x donna #i live to ship and ship to live #i don't have ships i have an armada #ageless aislynn

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chaos-famfam · 4 years

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Gaery's Adventures: Buzzfeed Unsolved Edition

Ash, staring down an Oikawa hater: I think this demon's a wimp!

Everyone else: They've lost their minds...

Jam: Maybe you should appear now and, I dunno, sing me a little song? About boats!

Ron: Spirits...show yourselves.

Cam:...No, don't..what are you doing?

Ron, confusion: But you said to be "direct"

Cam: Yeah, but don't be a bruteful-ass die-hard

Kass: See you later kitchen ghost!

Kass: Follow us, there's gonna be a party in our room later if you want to-

Bek: No no, stop it

Gale, defending the fam: Why don't you smack me in the face? Punch me around a little? What are you? A wussy?

Jin: DEMONS

Gian: TURN THE LIGHT OFF

Kris: Fucking shut up!

Jin: YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH

Gian: PLUNGE US INTO DARKNESS DEMONS

Kris, wondering what she did to have this torture: What is wrong with you?

Jin and Gian: DEMOOOONS YOU COWARDDDSSS

Eve: Hey there demons, it's me

Art block, scared af in the corner:

Eve: Ya girl

Ron, whispering to Gale: I think we should let them know we're entering. You know give them the whole-

Ron, kicking down the door to the Chaos Fam House: Hey ghouls! The BOYZ ARE HERE

Cam: I'm gonna ask one final question-

Ash: I wanna just yell "showtime!"

Cam:

Cam: Okay, but after my question.

Ash: Alright

Cam, talking to the people in Among Us: Who killed you?

Ash, jumping out of the vents: S h o w t i m e

Jin, taking loot from a dead person in Minecraft: Look, I'm not doing this to "steal". I just want to give them reason to haunt me

Bek: I stole yo gold and yo wife~

Gale, about to do something regretful: Let's boogie boys!

Cam, already knowing the Chaotic Kids are up to no good and has accepted their chaos a long time ago: Come on children, push that door open

Jam: Any demons here? Any demons out tonight? Any horny boys or-

Kass: "Horny boys"

Jam, offended: Well, they've got horns!

Kris: Alright, you ask the questions

Gian: Why are you on this bridge?

Kris, disappointed look:

Kass, ready to throw down: You may not like this, but I'm going to be as crude as possible

Ron: Go, you do what you gotta do and I'll do what I gotta do

Kass, flipping off haters: FUCK YOU GOATMAN

Ron, proud af: Holy shit dude

The Moms to the Problem Kids: Shut the fuck up. I'm gonna murder you

Ash, finishing a murder: As we snuff these candles, so we snuff you too from this mortal world

Kass: *blows candle* You fucking wimp

Bek: Jesus Christ, babies-

Eve, wears a nurse outfit:

Gale: Hey nurse. Bad bad nurse. Come on, put some needles in me~

The Chaos Three In the Haunted House-:

Ron, running around and yelling into the hallways: Come on ghosts! Cam isn't here right now so try to at least kill me!

Gian, playing with the "forbidden ghost toy": Don't you hear how cocky I am?

Jam, flipping off the ghost in the kitchen: Wouldn't you like me to shut the hell up?

Kris: Is there a spirit in here? Maybe someone who would like to...come out and PLAY?

Everyone: It really wouldn't be cool if you pet our dog

Cam: I'll kill ya if you touch mah dog

Ron, aka the Dog: ...wtf you guys-

Eve: Scratch my heart!

Bek: Holy shit

Eve: Scratch at my insides! Give me internal bleeding! Make me shit blood! How about that?

Jin: She's getting medical

Gian, standing on top of the stairs: It would be very unfortunate if someone were to come behind me now

Gale and Ron, being supportive friends: Push him as hard as you can!

Ash: Kris, do you have anything else to say to the master of the house?

Kris: No-

Ron, the happy pansexual: YEAH LET'S TANGO BABY! LET'S DANCE!

Ash: Wtf-

Jin, turning off the lights: Three, two, one-

Bek, putting a flashlight under chin: YAHTZEE!

#unsfandoms #incorrect chaos fam #chaoetic fam #gaery's adventures #funny #buzzfeed supernatural #buzzfeed unsolved

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parkeraul · 5 years

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Concept cooking with Shawn

category is: blurb night

head chef

“Watcha doin’?” He asks, sniffing repetadly while stepping into the kitchen and coming behind her to hug her middle, rubbing the sides with his thumbs. “Dinner,” She answers, finishing the word with a soft whimper when she feels his face coming down to get hidden on the crook of her neck. Shrugging lightly, she leans in against him the best she can without letting go of the pans. “Makin’ your favourite. Wanna taste?” “M-hm,” Shawn mumbles, planting a quick kiss on the curve of her shoulder to tilt his head up and open his mouth. She grabs a spoon from the drawer to fill it with the content and blows some cold air on the hot sauce on the big spoon before turning her body a little to place it on his mouth, her palm flattened under the spoon to catch any drop that might fall. He takes it all in a single mouthful and also takes his time tasting, clicking his tongue sharply like he’s a professional chef ready to give her a note or whatever. “‘S very very good, hun. How do you do it?”

She turns back to the cooktop, leaving the spoon for him to hold so she can mix the sauce to the pasta boiling besides the pan she’s using to bury her spatula inside, twisting it to separate the ground beef in tiny pieces.

“C’mere, I’ll explain to you and you can help me with this while I make some dessert for us,” Inviting him, she steps aside for him to join her. He pushes his sleeves up to step towards the sink where he leaves the spoon and washes his hands before going back to where she’s standing. “We don’t have sauce enough for the two of us, so grab another tomato on the fridge, please,” She asks and he immediately goes to the fridge, choosing the reddest one he finds and placing it on the counter top, already grimacing. “Now, you’ll cut it in two, then in four and then every piece in half, right?” “Yes…” He says uncertainly, seeing her getting the knife through his peripheral vision while he tries to remember the sequence she just said. “Can’t we use something else?” “Shawn,” She rolls her eyes, shaking her head in denial. “Did you know that this is how they do bolognese sauce or…?” “Of course I know, Monica Geller,” He jokes, rolling his eyes too while he gets the knife she’s handling to him. “But I don’t wanna add too much of this, it’ll be so acid…” “Then we just have to put a little bit of sugar, it’ll break the acid,” She explains, lowering the heat of the pan to help him start. “Stop being a cry-baby! How can someone hate tomatoes but like bolognese sauce?” “How can someone hate strawberries and like strawberry juice?” Shawn throws back, making her lips part and hands fly to her waist, totally outraged. He looks at her, holding back a laugh seeing her standing like a mad little girl. “Gotcha!” “The seeds get stuck in your teeth and it tastes bad, don’t come for me!” She justifies and he melts inside; the sight of her frowning and huffing is too much for his poor lovesick heart. He pouts at her direction, waiting for a peck but ending up kissing the air because she storms to stand in her previous position, avoiding looking him in the eyes and biting on her lip not to giggle. “Cut your tomato, Gordon Ramsay.” Shawn smirks, looking at her cute face getting flushed and that’s the image he wants to see in every fuckin’ day of his life, it’s too priceless. “Like this or like this?” He says, positioning the knife on top of the tomato and moving it on both horizontal and vertical ways. “It doesn’t matter, babe,” She’d regret the pet name if she was really upset instead of building up a whole scene seconds ago. Now, she wants to laugh at his innocence because it’s too sweet. “Since you cut it in half and not in two very different pieces, it’s alright.” He works cautiously, cutting the ingredient slowly to get it sliced in exact halfs. She’s not looking at him — too busy picking up things to dessert on the cabinets and fridge — but she’s sure he might be pretending he’s performing a surgery by the way he watches Grey’s Anatomy very often. Placing the things she’ll need on the island, she can now see him bending his knees and inching closer to the tomato like he’d murder it anytime if he ever takes his eyes away from it for a split second.

There’s a moment of silence in the kitchen. Shawn’s finishing his job and she’s reading the recipe book to make sure she’s got everything to start cooking. So, the sound of the knife coming down and hitting the cutting board is loud enough to fill up the room. Getting quicker to cut the final round of halfs, he bobs his head to a song in his head while he mumbles the lyrics and organises the pieces he’s getting.

“To-may-to or to-mah-to?” He snaps her out of her book, still dancing weakly and opening the sauce pan. She chuckles, heading to where he’s standing to check if he cut only the tomatoes and nothing else — she knows the clumsy boy she’s dating. “Tomayto,” She afirms, arranging the slices together with the knife she’s got from his hand while he dries them on a cloth. “Don’t run away, Mendes, you’re not done yet.” “But doesn’t it sound prettier in british?” He questions, returning to the counter. “Like sayin’ Birmingham,” She listens to him rambling, pointing to the pan so he can wipe off the tomato from the cutting board to the boiling sauce. “Buh-ming-ham,” Shawn says, trying to sound natural. “Birrrrmingham, Buhhhmingham,” She grabs the spatula once again and starts incorporating the fresh pieces into the already hot ones. “Here, babe, let me do it.” He hits her side with his, catching the object from her hand to do it himself. Shawn looks closer, making a face to the tomatoes swimming on the surface. “What’s wrong?” She asks, tiptoeting to get sugar and some other things to season the food again. “They’re too big,” He whimpers, complaining and blaming himself for not cutting it in smaller pieces. “Get me the mixer.” “You don’t need a mixer, Shawn,” She tucks her hair behind her ear to see better and sets her hand above his to direct his movements. “Just smash them, they’ll disappear eventually.” It’s so hard for her to avoid laughing that she can’t hold back anymore when she watches him picking specific big parts to crush with the spatula, face still distoring in disgust. Shawn eyes her, dipping his index finger slightly into the warm sauce and then colouring the tip of her nose with the red content to suck his digit clean soon after. He widens his eyebrows like he’s saying “who’s laughing now?” and she’s powerless, unable to go mad. “Come clean this, Buhmingham.” She demands and he doesn’t need to think twice, tilting towards her to kiss and lick the spot he got dirty to peck her lips two times before facing the pan again. “It’s not good anymore,” He tsks, his tongue poking out in repugnance. “How do we make it tasty again?” “Two pinches of sugar,” She answers already adding them, switching the little pots of flavours on her hands to keep it going. “Four of salt and two tiny ones of pepper. Now mix it.” Shawn draws perfect circles around the pan — at least he thinks they’re perfect — and he casually squeezes the remaining larger slices of tomato until they melt away. He lifts the spatula to put some drops of sauce on his palm so he can taste it again. “Mmm,” He mumbles, closing his eyes. “Hun, it’s fuckin’ great,” Another small portion fills his hand, going straight to his mouth. “Can we put that ogherano thing too?” “Put what?” “Ogherano…” “Oregano?” She smiles devilishly, making his cheeks go pink as the colour highlights his sweet little scar. His hazel eyes rolls again and a single curl falls in front of his forehead. Masking a ‘you know what I mean’, he finishes:“Tomayto, tomahto…”

#shawn mendes #shawn mendes imagine #shawn mendes imagines #shawn mendes blurb #shawn mendes blurbs #shawn mendes fanfic #shawn mendes fanfics #the blurb saga**#ficsofmine #mine

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bendy-dreamland · 5 years

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(Warning: chapter contains mild gore, death, and blood, mentions of medical procedures)

“Boris! No, no! What have they done to ya?!”

Henry pulled Bendy away, keeping him from looking at the dead Toon. “Bendy, we need you to get out of here. Mugman, think you can take him back to Candy Corners?”

“NO!” Bendy screamed. “No, no, no! I’m not leavin’ dis spot! Dat’s mah buddy up in dat dang tree! I wanna know why he’s up there!”

“Hey, calm down, calm down!” Cuphead grabbed at the demon, turning him around to face him. “Look at me, brat! If yer gonna freak out, you’re gonna call da wrong sorta attention here! We need to block off da area and get da police in on dis. We’ve got a straight up murder on our hands, and it might be part of our investigation.”

Bendy looked at Cuphead before his face scrunched up as big, black tears came to his eyes. “B-But… Boris is…” He was cut off when the red-themed cup pulled him into a tight hug, rubbing his back. The demon started to cry, wrapping his arm around Cuphead.

Mugman gulped, looking up at Boris before looking at Henry as he approached him. “S-Should we get someone to call the police? I can go back to the shop…”

“Give me the camera I gave you earlier, I’m gonna take a few pictures. Go call for the police, please.” Henry replied, holding out his hand. Mugman didn’t say anything as he took the camera from his person, giving it to the detective before running back to the shop.

He got inside and went up to the counter. “Mike, I need to use the phone, gotta call the cops. We’ve got a possible murder on our hands.” He whispered, not wanting to cause a panic in the soda shop. Mike didn’t say anything as he let Mugman go behind the counter to use the phone.

As the mug was doing this, Henry was taking pictures of Boris’ body. It wasn’t easy, the sight was making his stomach curl, and Bendy’s crying wasn’t helping that unsettling feeling.

In his short time as a P.I., Henry has learned that death was a rare, but possible, event for cartoon characters. He’s learned that death comes in a variety of ways, some worse than others. Cartoon characters can be killed with acetone or Dip, something like acetone except ten times worse, and it’s not a pretty or pleasant death for anyone. Even humans have trouble when it comes to Dip, it burns something terrible.

Another way to die is from a weapon infused or soaked in either of these liquids, but it can’t be a Toon weapon, it has to be a human one.

Then there’s the simple death of a character due to script writing, and sometimes it’s for the best.

The saddest death is when a Creator gives up on a character and just kills them by ignoring them and cutting them off, leaving them to suffer. They cannot survive this way, they can’t continue to be a character, they’re not even allowed to stay alive in Toon World.

One of the worst cases is when Walt Disney and Universal Studios gave up on Julius the Cat, from the Alice shorts. The poor character suffered so much hate from people accusing him of being a rip-off of Felix the Cat that Disney let him be forgotten.

But that wasn’t his fault, he was an Original Idea that happened to be a black cat who was an imp, personality wise.

Original Ideas are the very essence of a Toon, they exist but they have no true form, no way to come to life, until they can make contact with the mind of a Creator. This is how cartoons come into being, this is how they can access the Over World.

When a Creator gets an Original Idea in their head, they draw the character on paper, then animate them. This gives them the kick in the pants they need for something called Life Ink to get them to come to life, to come over to the real world to live as a living drawing, a Toon.

Toons live in Toon World, that’s their home, but they can’t come into being until a Creator gives them life. It’s always been this way, even with comic characters. They exist in Toon World once they are brought to life through the medium they exist in.

Henry has had many Original Ideas he’s brought to life, just like Boris up here. It hurts to see his creation mangled like this, and maybe it’s the shock of it all, but Henry was keeping himself level headed about all this. He had to, he found his friend murdered and he knew that he had to be the one to find out why. Boris was an Original Idea he gave life to, and it hurts to see that someone snuffed that life out.

That made him worry, was something going to happen to Alice, the Butcher Gang? Did something already happen to them… and Bendy? Oh no, what about Bendy?

Bendy was, for the most part, a difficult Toon to bring to life. He was an Original Idea, but nothing Henry did could give him Life Ink. Until Joey took things into his own hands and told Henry that he’d help bring Bendy into this world. The next morning, he found Bendy sleeping at his desk, completely alive. Henry had asked how Joey did it, and all his friend had said was,

‘You just had to believe hard enough, Henry. Belief can make dreams come true, it can make magic happen.’

Lowering the camera, Henry looked over at Bendy, seeing him sitting a distance away, his back turned to face the body. Cuphead was quietly talking to him, patting his back. Henry could still hear crying from his demonic creation. He didn’t blame Bendy, he was reacting how anyone else would after finding the corpse of their best buddy in a tree.

There were loud siren sounds and Henry looked over to see police cars and the police force making their way over. He wasn’t too keen on the cops themselves, especially the ones here in Palomino City, but he was going to need their help.

He watched as a poodle in a chief’s uniform approach. He looked at Henry and cleared his throat, his voice heavy with a French accent as he spoke. “I am Chief Louis Baton, we were called here because of, eh, murder? Yes?”

Henry nodded. “I’m private detective Henry Ross, and the murder victim is my creation, Boris the Wolf.”

Chief Baton looked at him confusion. “You are a Creator?” He asked, sounding suspicious.

Reaching into his pocket, Henry pulled out his wallet and pulled out an ID card. It showed an image of himself from years ago, and had information about himself and his position at Joey Drew Studios. Chief Baton looked it over before giving a nod. “I have heard of you, Mr. Ross, just needed to make sure. Have had humans pretending to be… well… Creators, yes? Trying to sneak into places. Where is the body?”

Pointing up, Henry gestured to the tree and Chief Baton’s face paled, which was funny to see since he was a white poodle. “Mon dieu…!” He squeaked out as a bit of Boris’ entrails slipped out and dropped down, hanging about three feet down.

Henry felt like throwing up as he looked away. “I-I… let me get the clean up crew…” the police officer stammered out as he turned away. The animator looked down at the ground before walking over to Bendy and Cuphead.

“How’s he doin’?” Henry asked as he sat down next to Bendy, only to have the devil latch tightly to him, crying once more.

“Bad.” Cuphead sighed loudly. “What do ya think’s gonna happen, Ross?”

“He’ll be taken to the morgue where the coroner will look him over.” Henry frowned softly. “I know the coroner, he’s a friend, I’ll be able to get information about what happened from him easily.”

Bendy sniffed loudly before pulling away, his face was stained with inky tears. “Please… please figure out what happened… my best buddy’s dead, I can’t…”

Henry pulled him close and hugged him, sighing softly. “I know, I know, it hurts a lot. I wish I hadn’t seen it either. But I promise that I’ll figure out what happened, and I’ll take down whoever dared to kill Boris.”

Golden eyes looked up at him and Henry watched as a small smile came to Bendy’s lips. “I-I’ll hold ya do dat, ol’ man.”

Henry had spoken to several police officers about what he knew of Boris’ body, and he was able to interview both the ram and his wife about what happened. Apparently, they had taken a stroll through the park and the sheep had wanted to sit under the tree for a little break, only for her to find the blood and ink.

Now, that had Henry curious.

Blood and ink do flow in Toon veins, but the problem with the situation is that the blood was too dark, too deep a shade of red to be cartoon blood. Most characters bled a very bright, very loud shade of red, though some bled different colors, and some bled straight up black if they were a monochrome character.

In this case, that was where Boris fell. He was black and white in color, so his blood should be black. But this? Boris had blood that was the same color as that of a human’s, that’s… that’s not right. Did Joey make changes to Boris that were internal rather than external in design? Toons do get upgrades and design changes to match with the times, explains why Bendy wore a colored outfit, but Boris?

Boris was different, he looked just as he had years ago, and was even in his signature overalls. Last Henry had heard, Boris wore a shirt now and had a change in pants as well. He was even sporting a tail, a design choice that Henry fully approved of.

Did Boris change back to his old look before his death?

Henry sighed and rubbed at his eyes before getting up, grabbing a cup of coffee from the offered pot and cups across the room. He, Cuphead, Mugman, and Bendy were sitting in the waiting room at the coroner’s office, waiting to hear anything from the doctor in the other room.

Sitting at a desk in the room was a white cat with a long, fluffy tail and big, gold eyes. She had a cute smile on her face as she typed away at her type writer to the beat of the song that played on the radio. She was the secretary and wife of the doctor, Tabby. She was a sweetheart and liked to call Henry cutie whenever he came in. He let her do it because she was too nice to be angry with.

He poured himself a cup of coffee before looking over at the boys. Bendy had finally passed out from the emotional stress and was currently sleeping against Mugman, who was also napping quietly. Cuphead was the only one awake, flipping through a comic book he had pulled from his hammerspace.

“Want some coffee?” He asked the cup, who looked up and nodded. Walking back over, he handed Cuphead his drink, who happily poured it into his head, enjoying the boost of caffeine.

“Thanks, Henry.” Cuphead said as he closed the comic. “Maybe I should take ‘em home, Bendy’s had a rough time.”

“Yeah, maybe y-” The door behind the secretary desk opened and a black cat dressed in scrubs came out. He had a bored expression on his face as he looked over at the group. “Oh, hello, Dr. Fish.” Henry greeted, before hearing a loud snort from Cuphead. The cat was named Doctor Claudius Fish, and yes, his name was a set of puns. Happens a lot to cartoon characters.

Dr. Fish rolled his eyes, sighing loudly through his nose. “I didn’t choose my name, boy, don’t make fun. Henry, can you come with me, I need to show you something.”

“Right.” Henry set his cup down and looked over at Cuphead. “You gonna come with?”

“I… suppose, yeah. Miss, do ya mind watchin’ my baby bro and friend?” He asked, looking at Tabby, who happily nodded. He followed the doctor and detective through the door and into another part of the building. They entered an examination room and Cuphead made a face as he looked at the body on the table.

Boris was cut open and some of his organs rested on trays, even his head seemed to be cut open. But Cuphead was shocked to notice something with the body and the organs. “Oh, sugar honey iced tea… those aren’t right.”

“I take it that you figured out the problem here, yes?” Dr. Fish asked, looking at the cup headed Toon.

“Yeah, uh, I ain’t da smartest guy here in town, but I know what cartoon organs are suppose to look like, and these ain’t right.”

“What do you mean?” Henry asked as he approached, before realizing what they were getting at. “These are human…”

“Yes, and they seem to belong to Boris, as they were physically attached to him naturally.” The mortician replied, adjusting his glasses on his nose. Henry and Cuphead looked at him with equal surprise and he continued. “I have never seen anything like this before in all my years of working with Toons and humans. Toon organs may look like human ones, but there are obvious differences. For one, the heart is meant to look like one you see when a character is in love.”

“I’m guessin’ Boris’ doesn’t look anythin’ like that?” Henry asked as Dr. Fish held up a tray. He cringed, staring at the heart that was clearly human, except it was yellow in colored, stained in ink. What made it worse was that there was a giant bite mark in it. “What the hell…?”

Setting down the dish, Dr. Fish reached for his notes. “From what I was able to gather, it seems that this wolf has a human chest cavity, and bleeds human blood but toon blood as well, that’s not ink. Though he does have ink in his chest, but I doubt it’s his.”

“What’s… the cause of death?”

“Looks like he was attacked by a beast of sorts. He was clearly torn open by teeth, and most of his organs have bites and tears. It seems a monster had gotten to him, if you want to believe that. I think it was a wild animal Toon, one that has simple intelligence, like a wolf or lion from the Over World.”

He pointed towards the chest, at what looked like long marks in the black fur. “Seems that claws were used, or at least one set. I can’t find much in terms of evidence that two sets were used, just one that appears to be from the right front paw. That, or a hand from a Toon with very, very dark tendencies.”

“Gross.” Cuphead grimaced. “Hopefully it ain’t dat, don’t wanna be dealin’ with a crazed murderer. But if dat’s da option dat’s right… why would a Creator make such a character?”

“Because some people have dark minds that attract such Original Ideas.” Dr. Fish scoffed. “It’s why we have bad guys in Toon World, adds drama to a world full of sugar and smiles. I don’t mind the drama, gives me work.”

“Dat’s a dark outlook on da situation, Dr. Fish.”

“I deal with death and gore, boy, I am desensitized to much of what I see in this office, and I don’t mind it compared to the blinding world of cartoons outside of my office. If I want sunshine and rainbows, I’ll spend time with Tabby, at least I enjoy it from her.”

“Boy, you must be fun at parties.”

Henry sighed and slapped his forehead. “Anythin’ else you can tell us about this, doctor?”

Dr. Fish nodded and moved to another part of the room, grabbing a tray before returning to the table. On the tray was a large wrench, but there was something so wrong about it. It was solid, physical, but it appeared to be stuck as a sketch in appearance. It had all the tell-tale signs of a sketched-out design, like the marks of trying to make straight lines, the areas where things didn’t look even. And it was covered in dry ink and blood.

“This was found in his chest, behind his lungs.” The cat stated. “I’m not sure why it was there, but I suspect that it has a big thing to do with what happened to him. I am still going for his death being caused by an animal, but it is possible that this was used in the process. I’ll keep looking over anything else that seems suspicious.”

Henry nodded, looking from the wrench to Boris, seeing the familiar face, but the unsettling unfamiliarity of the X’d out eyes. There was a soft cough, catching the detective’s attention as he looked back to the doctor, who was giving him a look that meant that he understood how he was feeling.

“I’ll let you know more soon, Henry. I’m still needing to examine things and run tests, give me a day or two. Go home and rest, you look exhausted.”

He did feel exhausted, this is a lot to take in. “I know, I mean… this is my friend, my creation, layin’ on this table, right in front of me.”

Green eyes stared at him before Dr. Fish removed his glasses, cleaning them off a bit. “I understand, it is a hard thing to take in, people sometimes forget that Toons can die as well. We’re not meant to last forever, we all have to go at some point, even if it seems to happen before our time. Go home, you two, get some rest, continue work in the morning.”

Stepping out back into the office, Henry was surprised to find Linda waiting there with a now-awake Mugman and Bendy. She smiled sadly and got up, approaching him. “How are you doing, Henry?”

“Terrible, but I’m tryin’.” He tried to smile back at her and she gently patted his arm.

“Come on, let’s go to my place. I’ll make you boys a nice, hot meal and you can relax a bit. I’m sure you all need it after what happened tonight. If you want, you can spend the night!”

“Oh, I don’t wanna be a bother…”

She shook her head. “No, no! It’s alright, I’m offering! Besides, it’s getting late and traveling through the portals at night isn’t always the best. Also, when’s the last time I made you a good dinner, Henry?”

He wanted to say no, he wanted to reject the offer, but how could Henry say no to Linda? He chuckled as he shrugged. “Alright, alright, we’ll come over, is that alright with you boys?”

“Hell yeah!” Cuphead grinned, giving a thumbs up. “I’m up for a free meal!” He ignored his brother, who told him to stop being rude. Bendy looked over and smiled, he looked so tired and worried as he got up, walking over to Henry.

“Thanks fer da offer, Ms. Linda, real nice of ya to do fer us.” He told her, and she nodded, frowning softly.

“It’s the least I can do, it’s a terrible thing to have happen, losing a dear friend like that. Come, let’s head to my place.”

After saying good bye to Tabby, the small group walked out into the dark streets. People were out and about, many coming home from work, others going out for a good time. They could quietly hear people gossiping about a murder in the park, that’s the problem with cities like this, word travels fast.

Bendy bit his lip, trying to ignore the talking of strangers, instead trying to focus on the quiet chatter of his friends. He glanced around as he quietly walked before something caught his eye, a flash of black and blue. He stopped, looking about, what was that? Had he seen who he thought he had seen?

“Ben?”

Blinking, Bendy turned to see Cuphead looking at him with concern. “You okay there, short stuff?”

“Yeah, I thought I saw… hey! Don’t call me short!” He huffed and quickly moved to catch up to the laughing cup, his mind no longer on what he had thought he had seen.

As they walked on down the street, someone peeked around the corner of a building, watching from under a hood. Black, pie-cut eyes looked on in worry before looking about, making sure that there was no one watching from above.

With a loud gulp, the figure ran off. This was bad, he just knew it, he could feel it in his feet that something terrible was starting.

First Joey disappears, now there’s a mutilated body, and he knew there would be more very soon…

END OF ACT ONE SCENE FIVE

#batim #bendy the dancing demon #henry stein #linda batim #Cuphead #mugman #boris the wolf #batim oc #claudius fish #tabby fish #dreamland art #dreamland story #blood //#mild gore //

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AVENGERS: CIVIL WAR

THE MIGHTY PRE ENDGAME REWATCH

it took us two entire days to watch this, back in whenever we were watching this. I’ve got a Bundle of Papers here in front of me, and the CW Bundle is by far the thickest, and that’s with minimal salt content.

Speaking of Salt: The Roommate and I had to approach this as an Avengers movie. Because otherwise the salt levels in this would be toxic, possibly fatal. Even so, ppl with high cholesterol be warned

LET’S DO THIS

1991!

Winter Soldier:

what is this

what is this please

dat beef tho

what is this op sec

honestly

NO mask

SHINY FUCKOFF ARM just HANGING OUT

CCTV???

~ooooooo he’s a ghooooooooooooost~

he’s got an extremely dedicated and very harried cleanup crew is what he’s got

OH! OLD LOGO ILU!!!

LAGOS!!

The Roommate: That’s a lot of sugar

i ain’t judging

what, you think her powers run on optimism?

is there an accent? is there not? Shroedinger’s accent.

droney the drone

sam’s lil sky roomba

i love him

guhhhh this scene every line shows character and growth and i just *clenches fist*

did

did falcon just throw steve

just yeeted him at the enemy?

god i love that

also: has steve bulked up since TWS?

that’s also on Sam, yeah?

CUT THE CHEEEEECCCCK

is this fucking NEUROTOXIN? STEVE WHERE’S UR MASK?

Steve, throwing himself into a room full of an unknown poison gas without a mask: I bet i can survive this

Bucky, in Bucharest: *breaks whatever he’s holding without knowing why*

god i love sam

“I don’t work like that no more” Means ?????????????

PARKOUR NAT

is also BRUNCH MOM NAT

“both grunting” is always one of my favorite subtitles

2 white boys fighting in the middle of the street like it’s a video game

god someone took the murder strut to heart wow that is some. that is some something that’s for sure.

give me even one (1) heterosexual explanation for "your pal your buddy your bucky"

there’s no way that bucky ever said this, right? this is just Rumlow fucking with steve, and the screenwriters fucking with us

because IN CASE YOU WERE NOT IN THIS FANDOM IN 2016, WE ALL THOUGHT CAP WOULD DIE IN THIS MOVIE

WE WERE SO SURE

wow i wonder if that will be relevant to anyone’s emotions here in the year of our lordt 2019

anyway, what bucky actually said was:

“please tell rogers... that he’s a big dumb dildo and he should wear a gas mask and also a parachute.”

listen i love this opening scene but also wanda is not at all responsible for this explosion and the fact that they act like she is undermines my ability to suspend my disbelief.

DIGITAL ENYOUTHENMENT ALERT

also, tony the fact that you are using your literal dead mom as an actual therapist is

wow

BARF feels right to me

too real, tony

it’s too real

how ARE you getting around the strings and taxes tho

Also can i say that i actually love that Pepper’s absence is this profoundly important to the story. The hole where pepper should be is a huge part of this story and i like that. i like that a lot.

WOW THAT EXTRA IS LIKE A MASHUP OF NAT AND WANDA. SHE IS THE GENERIC MARVEL WHITE LADY

more a+ visual storytelling with the elevator

I’m just so mad that they blame wanda and play that straight?

all they had to do was outright acknowledge one (1) time that the media is picking on her because she’s a woman/a foreigner

imagine that speech coming from nat instead of steve

though i do love Steve’s pep talk

again. give me one (1) heterosexual explanation

though why not have Steve say “they’re just bullies, you did the right thing” and hearken back to smolsteeb

The Roommate: Remember how i was mad at his Oscars Velvet Blazer? I am also mad at this sweater.... it looks... so soft... i don’t know if i want it on him or off him... just wanna tuch....... and wear..........?”

Vision’s Ascot is. Something else man.

The Roommate: Why is ross secretary of state?

Me: Why is Trump President

Me: I bet Ross is vegan

the roommate, who has vegan-related trauma: UUUUGGGHHHHHHHH

Nat's reaction to vigilantes: Bitch please. she is Unbothered.

you don’t have to show us footage we’ve got the ptsd nightmares

400 pages in 3 days

[tired american sighing]

we honestly can’t even criticize this plot point anymore just

[my longest and most american sigh]

CLEVELAND!!!

hail hydra continues to be the Most Terrible last words

but WHY does ross have the congressional medal of honor

do you know how HARD it is to get one of those????

yeesh

sassy black friends sassing at each other

is definitely a

thing that is happening rn

Vision: Well Actually

no one cares, vis

ok like

a kid is dead but

3.6 is an okay GPA

maybe all my friends are overachievers

maybe it’s just because most of them are women but like

it’s an okay GPA

i’d have 8000% more respect for Tony if he was more upfront like “look this is on me” especially here

are we supposed to be picking all this up as subtext, actually?

because i know that this movie ALSO had a Troubled Youth ala ant man

and i really do appreciate the Russos for relying on a smart audience but there’s a lot going on

and it’s very obvious to me that they had to shift gears 18,000 times in the script writing phase

so like, you’ve got old man vet steve

but it’s painfully obvious that he missed vietnam right?

it’s painfully obvious

and he’s v egotistical and self righteous too

it IS a battle of the egos

and no one is right

except natasha

Steve: i have to go

me: mood

LONDON!!!!

oh god

oh god no

steve god no steve oh god

gfhskfdjjjksjdjjhrrrrhrhhrhfhh [wailing and rending of garments]

Re Peggy’s age:

SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY PLAUSIBLE

so the True Hallmark of a Cap Movie is Peggy telling steve what to do.

so weird to have that in an avengers movie

i do love this. GOOD BRO NAT CONTENT

Um. is vision a minor? is wanda?

again, nat is the only Correct one here

stay together guys

it might be

reeeeeeaaaaally important in

*checks watch*

two years’ time.

~hug~

VIENNA!!!!!

CHAD WICK! CHAD! WICK! CHAD! WICK!

god i love the xhosa in this

There is a level of worldbuilding in this that we p much only get from the russos/markus&mcfeely. i mean -- internal consistency worldbuilding? if that makes sense? we get a lot of visual worldbuilding in black panther, but this is distinctly different and hard to articulate and it has to do with the way they approach things and how they assume audience intelligence

it just works for me

oh no chadwick boseman don’t be cry

Sharon deserves better

than being cockblocked by her own aunt

and also sam wilson (who also deserves better)

cryptid!bucky

Nat did you get that suit from jenny agutter?

LA Brunch Mom Nat

mah girl

she’s just so tired

steve (bless him) is just so exhausting

couples date sam and steve dressed to match

“at the gym”??? really? the arm is... a bit of a giveaway

i do feel bad for zemo in this one specific case

russian IS hard

how. did he get that in there?

Soft Plumboy Bucky

BEEF

Captain’s Log: Buck’s place is a shithole

Sergeant’s Log: Steve’s face is pretty

surprise bitch

“That’s Smart, Good Strategy” is an excellent phrase to use in everyday conversation in order to weed out who Knows and who Doesn’t.

What i have learned from civil war:

Captain America is a projectile weapon

further query:

did bucky ever hurl small steve at assailants?

Bucky: *punts steve down an alley*

Steve, 90 lbs of rage at 90 mph: GET WRECKED

Bucky’s got big tommy wiseau cryptid energy here

And now there’s a cat

bucky:

I love this vampire running and also bucky’s thighs

Steve Rogers: Excuse me sir I need to commandeer this vehicle. YEET.

Bucky Barnes: Excuse me sir I need to commandeer this vehicle. YOINK.

Bucky and Steve: Wrecking your morning commute since 2014

WAR MACHINE!!!

god vis has the biggest dorkiest crush

so vis are you a child prodigy? or? what?

The Roommate, a cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure: vis have you eaten anything between CW and IW?

Me, sinnamon roll, not to be trusted: *dying* *thinking about how Vision’s got schroedinger’s dick. does it exist? does it not exist? who knows.*

Me: Y. Yes. I th. think he has. eaten something. between now and. and IW. something.

The Roommate: *betrayed look*

Me: DEEP FRIED KEBAB MAYBE? I DON’T KNOW.

The Roommate: *is so disappointed*

BERLIN!!!!!!

Bucky is. So tired. Let him rest.

fucking up the morning commute again i see

u like cats??

I love the ratio of overkill:ineffectiveness with this glass box they put him in.

why did tony bring these fancy pens

the time spent explaining them could’ve been spent doing literally anything else

*i still don’t understand the accords*

GOD STEVE WANTS TO BE AN UNCLE SO BAD

“my fault”

there it is

“truth is i don’t want to stop”

THERE it is

“i thought the accords could split the difference”

THERE IT IS

"no, i don’t.”

THERE IT IS

“IT’S INTERNMENT.”

THERE! IT! IS!

gah.

wanda’s accent et al -- MAKE IT EXPLICIT MARVEL YOU COWARDS

no but really what are the accords

here followed a 20-30 minute convo about the accords

basically the summing up was:

Nat is 100% Right Ross is 100% Wrong Everyone Else is In A Grey Area

look this is actually a really good avengers movie

but

this is a moment when the back catalogue works against them because this conversation is so -- it implies a lot of friendly interactions between these two. they seem to have a relationship

but i keep looking at all the other movies they’ve interacted in like

BITCH WHERE? WHERE IS THE TONYSTEVE FRIENDSHIP? WHERE???

i am anticipating this will cause me A Grief later

The Roommate, looking at Steve in his Grey Shirt and Jacket: Damn, sir. Stop wearing clothes.

“BIRD COSTUME???”

“j a m e s”

big holt talking to rosa vibes there

“I don’t wanna talk about it.”

A VAST AND MIGHTY MOOD

Zemo’s plan is so ridiculous i genuinely don’t have time to get into it i still have two pages of notes to get through holy shit.

this fight scene. does things. for me.

hhhHNNNNHGH BEEFSTEAK

(oh tony left with no suit? growth dot gif)

THIGHS

T H I G H S ! ! ! !

CHADWICK!

Sam out here, serving looks, casually modeling

B I C E P S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

TOO SEXY! *crashes helicopter*

I need twelve more scenes of steve and bucky faffing about in the water.

A more effective restraint than the custom made bucky bottle

(BRIEF 1991)

haaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAa biceps u stop that

Is Tony having a heart attack???

he has no concept of how to treat children because he never was one oh no i gave myself a sad feeling

QUEENS!!!!!!!

“I’m having a big fight in a parking lot with my superhero friends better go pick up a child as backup.” - tony stark

tony he doesn’t have a passport and if he understood what was happening he would not be on your side

Now That’s What I Call Vigilantism.

Why are you bringing a CHILD to a gun fight

Tony’s face, to me, suggests that he knows EXACTLY what he’s doing

also? it’s painfully obvious to me that these scenes were copypasted in late stage when they finally found out that yes they would have the rights to spiderman lol

for some reason they don’t feel the need to tell is that this is avengers compound in 400 point font

i’m so lost

where are we?

without the 400 point font i can only assume we are on mars

THAT’s a fine way to greet YOUR FATHER, WANDA

hawkeye is in fact the team lynchpin

is it

ugh

is it because they listen to him but he listens to natasha

ugh

i bet it is

UUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Vision: I have been FALLING! for THIRTY MINUTES!

“i know someone who does”

i’m confused by the cut here, because it seems to imply that Sharon, deliberately or inadvertently, rats them out to natasha?

Birds and raccoons do not get along

steve

steve no

steve

ur timing is shit steve

Scott Lang might be the best thing in this movie

well except for Dat Bone Structure

CUT THE CHEEEEEECK

*costume change in a parking lot to the yakkety sax soundtrack*

Thinking about the coming battle i am forced to concede that Iron Man Has A Point?

“do you really want to punch your way out of this?”

Steve: I ALWAYS wanna punch my way out

god scott’s such a fukkin nerd

tiny quibble but Scott “got punched by hope van dyne” lang would never say that to the black heckin widow

“gimmick”

people in falcon houses shouldn’t throw spider stones, samuel

wanda

those cars belong to people

oh god iron man has a point

LET’S GO LESBIANS! COME ON LESBIANS LET’S GO

*catfight sounds*

“then why did you run?”

dude you attacked me in a catsuit

Tony’s true superpower is that he knows steve, that’s how spiderbabby gets the upper hand

althought god

Tony was pre-gaslighting peter

he was pilotlighting peter

*my longest UGH yet*

“Queens?” “Brooklyn”

MAXIMUM NEW YORK ACHIEVED

ant man is the MVP

hmmmmmm “we don’t trade lives” HMMMMMMMMM

why did that truck explode

also *omg iron man has a point*

tony tedward stark how did you not know how old this child was

also peter stop pretending you don’t know what Empire Strikes Back, AT-ATs and Hoth are.

why doesn’t Vis get more flack for this

hey. hey tony. you know what sam is? A MEDIC. maybe let him LOOK AT YER FRIEND THERE instead of SHOOTING HIM IN THE FACE.

zemo’s plan is noooooonseeeeennnnnnsssse

guh these two beautiful men emoting in different directions KILL ME

this doctor is just like “yup there’s a giant purple robot here seems legit”

natasha is the only one who’s 100% right

did... did the russos kill themselves in this movie? did they cast themselves as dead extras? was this a statement of some kind?

HOW did ross get the congressional medal of honor. H O W.

“you read it”

NO ONE READ IT, IT’S 400 PAGES

tony this is Some Nonsense

ffflslkds he’s taking one of Nat’s guns KILL ME

one (1) heterosexual explanation.

rode back in a freezer truck

got pneumonia

already had pneumonia

and you blew three whole dollars on some slut

(seriously. gimme one. i’m waiting.)

srsly tho, whether you ship it or not, these two are old marrieds

the red star looks weird on his beefcake arm. did they forget to scale it up?

KITTY

listen zemo is just really turned on by cam and he didn’t mean to say that and that’s the most relateable thing he’s done so far.

It’s not just that bucky killed his mom. it’s that bucky killed his mom AND STEVE KEPT IT FROM HIM.

life alert a senior citizen has fallen

T'Challa, observing this White Nonsense™: I truly should... check myself. Before! I wreck myself.

agism is what it is

god this bit

steve dropping the shield

look at him

he is Stick A Fork In Him D O N E

Rhodey really deserves better than this? He deserves development showing the evolution of his opinion between here and IW

i wish we could get more of him grappling with this

that said

gosh wouldn’t it fucking suck if Cap and Bucky got relegated to End Credit scenes in their own got damn movie to make room for Iron Man to emote at his buddy his pal his rhodey?

*looks directly into the camera like i’m on the office.*

Anyway.

Steve rogers: getting the last word in every argument since 1918.

“from the bottom of my heart: My Bad.”

#The Mighty Pre Endgame Rewatch #cacw

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