#source: therussianbadger

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Ruby: *POW* SHIT! SORRY JAUNE!

Jaune: MOTHERFUC- HRRG!- Gods! Imagine getting fucking Friendly Fired with .50 BMG, Imagine that, Fucking imagine that guys!

Yang: You honor, My client pleads "Oopsie-Daisy!"

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #rwby shitpost #source: therussianbadger

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Jaune: Nora, fire a warning shot.

Nora: Jaune, Magnhild's a grenade launcher.

Jaune: Ah, potato, potahto. Just fire it already.

#submission #source: therussianbadger #rwby #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Zentreya: We worked this out in high school.

Zentreya: If you ate 40,000 bananas in 10 minutes, you would die of radiation poisoning.

Ironmouse: Ah, yes. THE RADIATION would kill you.

#zentreya #ironmouse #vshojo #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: therussianbadger

[danganronpafakes]

You know how they say that a bullet can have someone’s name on it, but a grenade is more like "to whom it may concern"? Well, "Dear grid coordinates..."

Source: TheRussianBadger

#incorrect quotes #danganronpa #dr3 #sonia nevermind #source: therussianbadger

[bccfggffbgv]

Q-shorts: Lethal Office

Uzi, as she's talking about Lethal Company on her channel: I know I'm late to the party!

Uzi: I know you've seen tons of videos and tons of streams!

Uzi: But I can assure you that this one is definitely...Worse!

(Cutaway)

Uzi, while right behind Luz: Hey Luz, does this sound like an air horn to you~? *She played it incredibly close to her character*

#Source: Therussianbadger #Multiversal Fusion #chaos verse #The Survivor's Rebellion #glitch productions #murder drones #uzi doorman #murder drones uzi #md uzi #(mentioned) #the owl house #luz noceda #Chaos-verse

[incorrect-hololive]

Kiara: I'm just saying: if physical energy can be turned into thermal energy, how hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?

#source: therussianbadger #incorrect quotes #hololive #hololive en #takanashi kiara #submission

[artemisfowlcodex]

Holly, reading a human meme: "Own a musket for home defence, as that's what the Founding Fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house..."

Mulch: If I'm robbing a dude and he calls me 'ruffian', I'm just walkin' back out the door. I am dead serious, there is NOTHING in that house worth taking!

#Artemis Fowl #incorrect quotes #Holly Short #Mulch Diggums #source: therussianbadger

[random-stories-i-made-up]

reblog this with your favorite reaction image

#reblog this #gamer #image #source: therussianbadger #meme

[hail-to-the-scrale]

Ruby, with a slideshow behind her: Top Ten Reasons Why I'm a better Romantic Choice for Jaune than Pyrrha.

Ruby: reason number one; I don't Fucking die!

#rwby #ruby rose #lancaster #shitpost #source: TheRussianBadger #jaune arc

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Yang: I once saw a License plate that said "I'm Him"

Jaune: Damn, that's like a preemptive strike on "Who's He?"

Ruby: Damn, That made me laugh so hard I would've walked right up to him and put a twelve gauge Slug in his chest.

#jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #rwby #rwby shitpost #source: therussianbadger

[wolfmage553]

Link: I am leaving.

Zelda: Are we vetoing jokes now? Is that what's going on?

Mipha: What kind of friendship is that where you guys decide that someone's joke isn't funny and you cut it off? You literally say "Be quiet.". He was like "knock knock." and you were like "Nope."

Daruk: Did he leave the cabin? Hang on, I am going to find him. I didn't mean to hurt his feelings like that.

Revali: *dying of laughter*

Urbosa: Dang, Revali sounds like he's going to pass out from laughter.

Revali: Guys, that sleeping potion is kicking my tail. That was not that funny but I can't stop laughing. You guys just verbally silenced Link.

Revali: *Continues laughing until he falls asleep standing up*

#loz daruk #loz mipha #loz zelda #loz link #loz revali #loz urbosa #source: therussianbadger #incorrect Age Of Calamity

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Kronii: It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me.

#ouro kronii #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: therussianbadger #i kinda want to do something with roboco next

[incorrectempirelarpquotes]

Dawn, reading an ancient scroll: “Own a crossbow for home defense, just as the King of Dawn intended. Four ruffians break into my castle. Good heavens-“

Marchers: If I'm robbing a dude and he calls me 'ruffian', I'm just walkin' back out the door. I am dead serious, there is NOTHING in that house worth taking!

#empire #empire larp #incorrect empire lrp quotes #incorrect quotes #empire lrp #dawn #marchers #the marchers #source: therussianbadger

[ikenposting]

Rook: Bax, I alone am the reason shampoo has instructions.

#ikenfell #ikenposting #ikenfell incorrect quotes #shitpost #incorrect ikenfell quotes #Source: Therussianbadger #therussianbadger #they are all so silly

[writing-prompts-by-nathen]

Daily Incorrect Quotes 9

A: Under the 2nd Amendment I am allowed to organize myself in a well-regulated militia. B: YOU HAVE AN A-10 WARTHOG. A: I must protect against government tyranny.

Source: TheRussianBadger

#daily incorrect quotes #source: therussianbadger #therussianbadger #incorrect quotes #hi welcome to another badger quote #feel free to use #feel free to use this but credit the source

[bccfggffbgv]

"I don't know why I lost karma for that? He's already a vegetable, I'm just making him into mashed potatoes~!"

Uzi Prime, after having personally executed a comatose politician that was against her at the time.

#Source: TheRussianBadger #Multiversal Fusion #Cosmicverse #glitch productions #murder drones #murder drones au #drone supreme au #uzi prime #empress uzi #md uzi #Chaos-verse