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tentacleonastick · 10 months
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Always thinking about this squid
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yesyourstalker · 4 months
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Another draft dump the stuff that I started but never finished or this didn't have any contacts to add it.
Some of it is a little bit 🔞 only like a little bit like it's mild as fuck.
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Neta: not every long trip to the bathroom is a crisis mahi!! ......... Sometimes I just need to take a shit.
Mahi: 45 minutes though????
Neta: I don't have good eating habits
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Mahi: sorry about my boss he's mentally ill
Customer: I figured
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Ikkan: slopping spree??
Noji: shut up It was a good name at the time, okay?
Ikkan: slopping spree??? Hehehehehe sloppy spree!??!!
Noji: shut up!
Ikkan: slopping spreehehehahahahaha.... Hey babe!
Neta: hem?
Ikkan: You. Me. tonight? We're going to have a -hahahahahah we gonna have a slopping spreehehehehe * inhale* hahahahahahahaha.!!!!
Noji:...................
Ikkan: All right, all right. I'm done. I'm sorry... Hahahahahahaha!
Noji: they call me the immature one
Ikkan: slopping spree!!!! I can't.... Hahahahaah I can't breathe. Hahahahahah
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Neta: well we're locked out
Ikkan: Why are are we locked out
Warabi: he dropped his apartment key
Neta: drop my key
Ikkan: how are you going to get inside
Warabi: your key
Neta: can't
Warabi: why not?
Neta: he left it
Ikkan: I forgot
Warabi: call cirrina
Neta: can't
Warabi: why not
Ikkan: not here
Neta: at her mom's
Warabi: we can pick the lock.
Ikkan: we can't
Warabi: Why not?
Ikkan: we need a pick
Neta: we don't have a lockpick
Warabi: we can try a fin pick
Neta: can't
Ikkan: not possible
Warabi: how come
Ikkan: we don't have fins why would we have a fin pick
Warabi: oh yeah
Neta: I can call a locksmith
Ikkan: we can't
Neta: why
Warabi: they're closed
Ikkan: they close at 6
Neta: ok so now what
Warabi: I don't know
Ikkan: don't you have a spare key
Neta: I don't
Ikkan: Why not?
Neta: didn't get to it
Ikkan: should of made a copy
Mahi: I have a copy
Warabi: mahi has a copy
Ikkan: we can use their copy
Neta: where did they find a copy?
Mahi: made it
Ikkan: they made it
Neta:... Ok......................... wait...... MAHI! when did you get here
Mahi: I was bored so I was going to sneak into your place to play your Nintendo... So you need to get into your place or what?
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Warabi: what do you mean? I'm not your work wife. I thought we loved each other??
Neta: No you are not my work wife. You're not even close to it.
Warabi: how about your work child?
Neta: No Mahi is my work child.....*sigh* ....who is currently high and trying to hide it... What did I tell you about that, managers cannot be high at work.
Mahi: I got them from his apartment. Don't tell him
Neta: I'm right here
Mahi: oh ..... I got them from his apartment. Don't tell him. Hehehehe
Neta: mkay..... Anyway, the closest person to a work spouse is probably...... Uhhh... Mrs Candice right here. Come here babe, She's my work wife.
Candi:awwww makes sense. You remind me a lot of my actual hubby hehehehehe
Warabi: that what makes her your work spouse and not me?
Neta: We're the oldest, we both have kids, we talk shit. We hang out after work. We force our partners to hang around each other uhhhh we both use the same ink dye.
Candi: we went to that toxic waste concert together
Neta: yeah we did. We were so drunk! Heheh
Candi: I pierced your junk! remember after the concert?
Neta: she did! Hehehehe I was also there when you were getting Your sternum tattooed. We held hands
Warabi: didn't know you guys had such a close relationship outside of work
Candi: Yeah we're best friends. If our spouse died, do you think we would marry each other?
Neta: oh my cod yessss! Of course I'd marry you if our spouses died hehehehehehehehehe let's kill them! hehehehe
Candi: yeah let's kill them and run away together hahahahahahaa I'm pretty sure they plan on killing his first anyway heheheheheheheehe
Warabi:.....................
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[Ikkan explaining the difference between an alto clarinet and a bass clarinet]
[Baja talking about an obscure band that only consisted of clarinet players]
Ikkan: we're both autistic anr't we?
Baja: yeah
Ikkan: and we both have music based interests
Baja: yeah looks like it
Ikkan: hmm
Baja: does this mean your best friends?
Ikkan: I think so, yeah
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Neta: with one of you little shits went through our night stands and took shit?! Mahi?!
Mahi: I didn't! I stay in your living room!
Ikkan: Warabi?
Warabi: I was on a date with baja
Neta:.......... Mizole you're really quiet right now. I don't like it
Mizole:..... Why would I want to go to a shoe box you call a home when I can stay in my actual house.
Ikkan: hmm
Neta:..........
Mizole: ............ I don't see why you're so worked up. I mean what was so important in that nightstand of yours? I mean, how do you know someone went through it?
Neta: I know someone went through it because my adhesives for my insulin monitor are all messed up! Some of the candy that I have for my low blood sugar has been eaten! And my new pack of cigarettes are open!
Ikkan: our glasses or smudged! The book mark for a novel I'm reading is fucking gone along with my guitar pics! and my charging plug was detected from my vib-hm. ..............
Mizole: ........ Hm? What was the last part?
Ikkan:.. nothing.... just... don't go through our stuff. .............. [Leave]
Mizole:heh he seems on edge.. - OW! The fuck was that for!? Mahi!
Mahi: this doesn't involve me.
Neta: next time I'm going for your throat. little shit..... never step into my home again!! ......*ugh*......Ikkan.
Mahi: what was in their nightstand that was so important!
Mizole: ikkan has information and a number of the studio director and a producer. He's working with his old band front roe. They're planning on working on the soundtrack and I want to see if I can get wet fool in on it .
Mahi: Why didn't you just ask him about it?
Mizole:.... why ask when I can just steal the gig from under him and get the job before he does
Mahi:....... Okay.... Do you still have any of the candy left?
Mizole: of course I got you candy babe.
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Ikkan: what's that? What is that under your shirt?
Neta: oh it's nothing.
Ikkan: it looks like a new tattoo. Did you get a back tattoo? Let me see
Neta: babe we're in public I don't think it a good time to- ehhhhh!
Mahi: hay boss do you know where the- nevermind
Ikkan:.......... Oh Neta.............. Is that my Bass?
Neta: yeah I felt bad covering your name up with the electric eel. I wanted something dedicated to you.. and I really like your thigh tattoo with my bass. I thought that was nice so I wanted to do something matching yours.
Ikkan: oh........'made to love and to be loved'........ Neta. This is so..... Oh I don't know what to say
Neta: I was going to surprise you tomorrow after our date..... Heheh..... You've been rubbing my back for a while now... Uh-
Ikkan: close the store.
Neta: wh?
Ikkan: close the store now. We're going home.
Neta: we close in 10 minutes
Ikkan: I don't care, we're going home.
Neta: but we still have custom-
Ikkan: Neta I want you....
Neta:............. Every one leave!
Mahi: but we-
Neta: mahi you're fired get out......Warabi you're also fired leave
Warabi: what?!?!
Mahi: we're not really fired let's go.... YOU GUYS ARE GROSS
Neta: fuck you get out of my store! [Kissing]
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Neta: *snoring*
[knock knock knock]
Neta: hu uhh mehhe...... Coming! It's 2am what the fuck.... ... Mahi .. what are you doing at this time of night??
Mahi: me and Warabi got into a fight. Baja is sleeping in our bed tonight can I stay here?
Neta:....................... Come in.
Mahi: thanks...
Neta: so what was the fight about?
Mahi: something stupid. Warabi wants to get a bigger apartment and separate bedroom rooms and he wants Baja to move in. I can tell you tomorrow.....*yawn*.... Good night...*sleeping*
Neta: All right......oh you're just going to sleep in the middle of my bed with no room for me. It's okay, I don't mind....*sigh*.. I'll just sleep on the edge I guess.....*snoring*
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Mahi getting into shit @fish-at-fish-fish-resort
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look i LOVE liquid sunshine its SUCH a cute song but if i hear it in battle again im going to MURDER
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your-local-enigma · 11 months
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yeah i kind of like sea creatures i suppose
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clannfearrunt · 1 year
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I can’t become a jet squelcher main I’d lose something important about myself
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I did it guys. I played an anarchy match.
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thrilloffirstlove · 1 year
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Question for Marie! Do you and Simms ever do Turf War together? What's it like splatting with it? :D
"Well, of course we have. Though it's not very often, admittedly due to how 'off' both our schedules are."
"Simms really likes to use the tri-slosher, though it does collect other types of weapons. Tri-slosher does suit it well, since it likes to fling ink aalmost anywhere that will allow it. Makes for great mobility on the field, as long as it can not get dizzy or turned around. :)"
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pinnwheels · 2 years
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so i had heard of splatoon but never seen it b4 until dovey started playing the 3rd one on the tv and omg. it is my dream world. i want to be a squid person wearing cute clothes so bad. their life looks so fun im so jealous of them. u can collect shoes..... u can collect trading cards.... u can decorate ur locker........ with stickers....... im like.... maybe i should buy it.... and then i watch dovey play and im like yeah id be shit at it lol. its absolute chaos
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cosmiconix · 2 months
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I've got another question for you. Since we know that Dr Facilier was an Asian Swamp Eel for Mermay last year, and it will probably be revealed later on in the year when the time comes, but what would the others be if they were mermaids/mermen?
OOOH! THIS, is a VERY good question!!! Thank you Ghost!!! 😆
It took me a little bit to choose, but I finally came up with what I believe would be the best & most suitable marine animals for the group in my au! 😄
Btw, I had to add Doc cause he's fun to draw as a merman. ☺️
I went with the following animals for the following people...
Shan Yu: Bull Shark
Hades: Giant Squid
Claude Frollo: White Beaked Dolphin
Syndrome: Dorado Fish, a.k.a Mahi Mahi, a.k.a Dolphin Fish
Onix: She's a secret hybrid, I made her this way since she's an experiment.
Twinkie: Same as Onix, she's a hybrid.
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I had a lot of fun making this, I thank you again for such a fun question Ghost, I truly appreciate it!!! 😆 ✨
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incandescentsims · 1 year
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Did someone say MerMay?
It's time to get ready for 31 days of Mermaids and even Mermen!
⊱ ────── {.⋅ ♫ ⋅.} ───── ⊰
Using the prompts create mermaid/merman themed Sim edits, lookbooks, or anything in between. Pick and choose whatever inspires YOU!
Feel free to join in, I’d love to see how you interpret the prompts. 
And most of all have fun with them!
If non of the prompts in the list floats your boat you can check out the lists from 2021 and 2022 for inspiration.
Tag #31 days of Merfolk, #31 days of Merfolk 2023, #mermay or @ me for reblogs. You can check out my MerMay edits from previous years HERE
Transcript under the cut:
incandescentsims #31 days of Merfolk
MerMay 2023
Anglerfish, Parrotfish, Cichlid
Vampire Squid, Discus, Scorpionfish
Mahi Mahi, Royal Sabrefish, Fighting Plakat
Rainbowfish, Treefish, Salmon
Clownfish, Electric Eel, Catfish
Tuna, Koi, Pufferfish
Batfish, Piranha, Kissing Gourami
Celestial Grouper, Leopard Shark, Bass
Angelfish, Gummie Guppie, "Captain Fishbones" Bonefish
Guppy, Goldfish, Butterflyfish
Your Choice!
**Remember you don’t have to do all the prompts, you can pick n’ choose the ones that inspire you. You also don’t have to do the prompts in order, feel free to swap them around if you want.
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puppetmaster13u · 7 months
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Flooded Earth DC Merfolk AU
So continuation of This Au right here
What is Everyone? Lemme make a list to ramble about later:
Bruce- Ray
Alfred- Remora
Kate- Angel Shark
Dick - Guppy
Cass- Cuttlefish
Jason- Thresher Shark
Tim- Bichir
Steph- Spanish Shawl Sea Slug
Duke- Anglerfish
Harper- Cichlid
Cullen- Rasbora
Damian- Stingray
Carrie- Dusky Batfish
Jarro- Starfish
Terry- Devilfish
Matt- Koi
Barbara- Jellyfish
Gordon- Squirrelfish
Ghostmaker- Moray Eel
Harvey- Tiger Shark
Selina- Catfish
Joker- Piranha
Harley- Clownfish
Poison Ivy- Leafy Seadragon
Riddler- Corydoras
Bane- Pufferfish
Mr. Freeze- Leopard Seal
Scarecrow- Anglerfish
Waylon- Saltwater Crocodile
Solomon Grundy- Coelacanth 
Penguin- Longfin Icedevil
Ras Al Ghul- Sturgeon
Talia- Pike
Dusan- Pike 
Deathstroke- Tiger Barb
Clark- Sea Lion
Connor- Fur Seal
Jon- Fur Seal
Kara- Sea Lion
Martha Kent- Ribbon Seal
Jonathan Kent- Manatee
Metallo- Sea Turtle
Brainiac- Pinecone Fish
Toyman- Parrot Fish
General Zod- Sea Lion
Lex Luthor- Cardinalfish (if a merfolk, still debating)
Barry Allen- Marlin
Wally- Swordfish
Bart- Marlin
Iris- Trout
Green Arrow- Goby
Arsenal- Arapaima
Artemis- Grouper
Black Canary- Orca
Reverse Flash- Marlin
Captain Cold- Beluga Whale
Heatwave- Guppy
Captain Boomerang- Discus Fish
Mirror Master- Mahi Mahi
Diana- Lionfish
Cassie- Lionfish
Cheetah- Spotted Snapper
Vandal Savage- Dunkleosteus 
Marvel- Whale Shark 
Billy- Wrasse
Mary- Wrasse
Freddy- Killifish
Eugene- Loach
Pedro- Danio
Darla- Goby
Black Adam- Gar Fish
Dr. Sivana- Dolphin
Mister Mind- Bristle Worm
Martian Manhunter- Octopus
M’gann- Octopus
Aquaman- Hammerhead Shark
Kaldur- Blue Tang
Plasticman- Oarfish
Booster Gold- Goldfish
Blue Beetle- Blue Shrimp
John Stewart- Sailfish
Hal Jordan- Neon Tetra
Red Tornado- Mantis Shrimp
Zatanna- Swordtail
Constantine- Fighting Fish
Doctor Fate- Wrasse
Deadman- Glass Fish
Klarion- Platy
Cyborg- Mola
Raven- Squid
Beast Boy- Triggerfish
Starfire- Koi Fish
Lobo- Wolf Fish
Deadshot- Ruby Barb
Killer Frost- White Koi
King Shark- Great White Shark
Doctor Light- Dolphin
Martha Wayne- Mako Shark
Thomas Wayne- Devil Ray
Lucious Fox- King Mackeral 
Jack Drake- Freshwater Angelfish
Janet Drake- Comet Goldfish
Catman- Tigerfish
Angel Breaker- Redtail Black Shark
Trigon- Giant Squid 
Now there's definitely more to be added, and if you have a favorite DC character I missed, lemme know and I'll make sure to add them.
Also I will definitely be rambling about all of these guys separately at some point lol.
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yesyourstalker · 6 months
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Octarian superior: ALL RIGHT EVERY ONE UP!! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR HUNG OVER GET UP!!
Inkling caption: we have pain killers and meds for upset stomachs in the medical room.... Get dressed in your uniforms and line up after breakfast. The mission starts today.
Soldiers: *mumbling*.....*moaning*..... Yes sir.......
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Baja: so I joined after my folks kicked me out they told me either get a job, go to school or join the military...... And here I am today.... What about you Princess why are you here?
Warabi: oh...... uhhhh..... Will my parents cut me off from all their money and they told me to get a job and I did but they also wanted me to join the military or at least have some experience in the military so they sent me on this mission. That's pretty much it
Baja: wow sounds like something my folks would do if they were rich. Hahahahahaha
Warabi:hahahahahahahaha
Baja: You're all right princes- Warabi ......you said you work in the barnacle and diamond mall?.......... I went there once and it was pretty cool..... 5 years ago
Warabi: they remodeled a couple years back. You should see it looks really nice
Baja: hhhmmmnm.... Sure, maybe I can visit you too .......if you're still working there
Warabi: hehe... We'll see........... I like the tattoo. What is it?
Baja: oh it's an anglerfish skeleton. pretty sick right? I got it after a metal show.... Chum slingers.... You heard of it?
Warabi: I've heard of-
Neta:..*UGHH*...* Cough* .......* Cough*......uhhh.... shit.....*sniff*................. morning................. What are you kids talking about?........ Fuck my head...............
Warabi: look who decided to show up... Thought you'd stay hunched over that toilet the whole day.... you could of missed the mission
Baja: hahahahaha You were trashed!!
Neta: shut up!................. Nice Chum slinger tattoo you went to one of their-.... Oh...shit.....
Baja: what?
Neta: nothing, nothing. * Clear throat*........ you like Chum slingers?
Baja: Yeah I was telling Warabi..... I went to one of those shows and......... Holy shit! Are you Neta? You used to play for squid squad! I went to one of your shows! Dude you're amazing!
Neta: hehehe... Good to see a fan! Most people just get mad at me for replacing ikkan
Baja: No are you kidding me? I love ikkan, a big fan of his work but you. You match their energy a lot more when you joined. The way you use slap bass technique for splattack is amazing!!
Neta: hehe well.... hahaha thank you
Warabi: I'm going to go make a phone call
Baja: you think I can get an autograph...
Neta: sure.....
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Neta: Warabi!? Warabi!?...... Hey Where'd you wander off to?
Warabi: hmm oh uh I was just trying to make a phone call........ Trying to get mahi.....
Neta: oh did they answer?
Warabi: no... They probably went to work already.... Fuck I should have saved their number...*sigh*That's my last phone call too.
Baja: you can have my phone calls.
Warabi: you don't need to do that
Baja: No I insist. I have no one important to call anyway.
Warabi: oh thank you
Octarian superior: I NEED EVERYONE'S ATTENTION NOW!
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Inkling caption:.... Okay everyone. Unfortunately this is going to be the last day that you will see all three of us.
Random soldier: thank Cod!!
Other soldiers : *agreeing*
Inkling superior: SHUT UP YOU MORONS!!
Inkling captain: We have to separate the Splatoon in half, and you'll have new leaders. Here they are.....let me introduce you to........ 'the captain'........that's all they wrote down for their name. Strange...but ok ......Colonel Kane, lieutenant Reeves and General Anchor
Koi-koi: Good morning everyone!!
Captain 3 :
Neta: Koi?
Warabi: ikkan's mom!! ??
Koi-koi: It's good to see such young and vibrant faces..... Some familiar too.....*clap*.... Let's cut to the chase. My Splatoon is going to transport the great eel to the underground...... The other Splatoon is going to have to capture it first.
Lieutenant Reeves: everyone who is a fish or urchin comes with Anchor and I. All the cephalopods will be with Kane and The captain.. is that clear?
Soldiers: YES SIR
Koi-koi: Anchor do you have anything to add?
Lieutenant Anchor: No, what about you captain?
Captain 3:
Koi-koi:......... Okay....... not that much of a talker I like that...... all right... It's very stoic......hehehehehe.......EVERYONE TO THEIR STATIONS
Soldiers: YES MA'AM
Baja: so... I guess this is the last time we're going to see each other............ here take this. It's nice seeing you Warabi.
Warabi: oh........Thanks.
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Koi-koi: ohhhhhh my little boys!! My talented step son and my future son in-law!!! It's good to see you two!!!!!! [kisskisskisskiss]
Warabi: Hi Mrs Kane!
Neta: Hey Koi....Merv treating you well?.... marriage is good I hope?
Koi-koi: as well as a 35 year marriage can be........... Speaking of marriage..... Let me see the ring...... ohhhh it's beautiful......*sniff*..my little boy is getting married!!!!... I can't believe this!!..... Not to air out his dirty laundry, but he's.... He's not really one for romance or relationships...... hehehe Don't tell him I told you though hahahah... *Sigh*
Neta: he's romantic when he wants to be
Koi-koi: that's nice.....What about you sweetie pie? I saw you talking to that young man a couple minutes ago
Warabi: uhh no we're just friends... Hahah.... he just gave me his number to talk about stuff..... Music stuff
Koi-koi: Hay! What about you Captain? you have anyone in your life?:
Captain 3:
Koi-koi: ........hmm guess not....... Well.... Back to work boys.... Just check the radio... and the sonar. If you receive a message that they found the eel notify everyone else so they can open the cage.......
Neta: that sounds pretty easy......... Considering that we're doc, do you think we can get off the boat I just need to visit-Hay!
Koi-koi: nu ah-ah! I don't allow smoking in my ship...... You can smoke outside or you can smoke off the boat. Which you are allowed to leave but you have to be back in 1 hour..... We may be family, but on this ship I'm your superior and I'd like to keep it that way.......
Neta: technically I'm a major.... I just didn't get to go to my promotion
Koi-koi: maybe you should get to that... And I'm still a higher rank
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Warabi: ok.... They better pick up this time.......hey..... Mahi....... MAhi!!!! .....*crying*......You stupid idiot! I've been trying to contact you the past 2 days!!!!....... No, I'm not crying!! You're crying!!!!............ I'm not dead you asshole! Why would you think I would have died!!........ Okay that is true..... Yeah I would do that but I didn't and I'm fine...... What have you been doing?....... Wahoo world??? I want to go to wahoo world!!! .........That's it. When I come back I'm taking you to Wahoo land.......... Yes, I know it's a lot smaller than wahoo world but we've already gone to waterworld many times. All righ? We have better food anyway. Give me a break..............I miss you and I want to spend the whole day with you when I get back........ Tell you everything about this mission....... I also need to tell you about this cute guy that I met............... I don't know. It feels weird cuz he looks like you a little bit... ..... No, he's a lot taller and broader and his fin is a little bit shorter. He also has this really cute goatee............ I don't have a picture of him.... Well how the fuck was I supposed to know I'd run into a cute guy. I don't have a phone either....... Shut up!............. He's a tetra like you......... He doesn't look like you because he's the same species!! I didn't mean it like that!! He looks like you because .... he has .. similar eye shape........ You know what I'll text him when I get back and he'll send a picture. Shut up!!.... Love you bye..... Oh fuck. wait! Put ikkan on the phone......... Hey ikkan..... I'm doing good. You know I'm surviving..... I didn't know your mom was a colonel.... Yeah she's on the boat right now. You want me to get her....... Hello?........ Hello?... He hung up..
Mahi belongs to @fish-at-fish-fish-resort
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salmonbyte · 1 year
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i fuckin love salmon and tuna and mackerel and tilapia and trout and mahi mahi and flounder and sole and halibut and cod and pollock and bass and eel and snapper and squid and shrimp and crab and lobster and scallops and seaweed
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clannfearrunt · 1 year
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So who’d have thunk that I’d do better on Mahi Mahi with a long range weapon
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missnatzooie · 1 year
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Pearl and Marina would go on vacation to Mahi-Mahi Resort, and have a wonderful and romantic time ❤️🦑🐙💚
They'd be sunbathing together, and have a romantic dinner, with Pearl putting mayonnaise on her food, much to Marina's dismay
When they go to sleep in their queen sized bed, Pearl will cuddle up to Marina, she'll hold Pearl close as the sleeping squid softly snores, giving her princess kisses before sleeping herself 💖
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glassesfreekjr · 1 year
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“Attention, patrons! Be sure to attend the resort pool venue on Christmas Day for a very special performance from our very own in-house band, Mahi-Mahi Live! With special thanks to Glen Fiddler for sponsoring Turf Wars at our resort these many years, we present to you a dedicated Turf War battle anthem! "Also the martinis gonna be buy-one-get-one-free."
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(Merry Christmas, ya'll! Hopefully this'll become the first of a series of dedicated stage themes. Sturgeon Shipyard is up next as soon as I figure out how to squid-ify metal screams. Or lyrics from Poppa Large. Still deciding.)
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