#mailperson

[skeletalheartattack]

#submission #mailperson #audio #infomaniac #lego island #uberduck #elden ring #HRJDJDJEHDJEBDUEJD #SHOOT I HOPE YOUR SUBMISSION WASNT IN MY INBOX FOR TOO LONG #I HONESTLY DIDNT SEE IT APPEAR IN MY ACTIVITY FEED #ANYWAY!!!! #i imagine the infomaniac would manage to get frame perfect parries on his first playthrough #but dies to the tutorial boss multiple times though #idk which ending hed get though #i havent really played elden ring #did watch Wayne play through it entirely though!!!! #also as always i cant edit submissions before posting them (i.e. for posting w/ my tags) #since it always gives me an error #so i gotta post it first and THEN add on my tags #so if you ever see me post a submission without any tags. thats why #THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SUBMISSION #I ALWAYS LOVE SEEING OTHER PEOPLES IDEAS FOR THE INFOMANIAC #also sheesh i had to type these tags twice!!! idk why they didnt save the first time

[thegoodmorningman]

Allow myself to introduce myself. I’m The Good Morning Man.

#good #morning #message #good morning #morning message #good morning message #good morning messages #bestmorningmessages #best #best morning message #best morning #best morning messages #mail #mailman #mailperson #letter carrier #usps #deliver us from evil #evil #delivery #dear friend #roses #flowers

[randomspider]

I've lived in this house for 10 years and not once have the mailpeople ever put our mail inside the mailboxes, but for some reason they started doing that and we are struggling to find our mail

#why are they doing this #its been 10 years #random #vibes #mail #mailbox #mailman #mailwoman #mailpeople #mailperson

[clanborn]

I just had a question about the Alaska clans! What kinds of messages would be important enough that the couriers would need to be sent out? Would they be too urgent to discuss at gatherings?

The couriers’ messages are pretty varied and not necessarily characterized by urgency. Couriers serve less as an emergency response system and more like a living telegraph/pony express, just average mailmen. The clans are fairly geographically isolated, but still work as one unit, so the couriers keep the clans in constant contact and updated on anything even slightly relevant. They also help connect family members across clans and deliver personal messages between them. They manage physical items as well, and regularly make deliveries such as herbs or prey, or trade goods with the local trader Captain. However, they are still key messengers in case of an emergency.

#i hope this makes sense #they’re pretty much the local news and also your local mailperson #and gatherings are day long affairs in these clans and are more of a party than just an event for news #i can clarify further if need be #alaska clans #ask #m-adderall #god reading this back my cadence in this sounds like a summarize an article response or something for school lol

[yume-fanfare]

PACKAGE IS HERE!!!!!

#when i left this morning i opened the door for the mailperson abd i was like. that looks an awful lot like My package #but couldnt stay to check #AND IT WAS!!!! hang on #mar's midnight rambles

[ravendruid]

Fresh out of the mailbox :')

I love them so much! They're so pretty (and sharp! The d4 and d8 could carve an eye out).

For anyone curious, I rolled an 18 on my first d20 roll, so I would say it's approved!

#critical role #cr merch #ashari dice #sometimes I wonder what my mailperson thinks when they deliver CR merch because even the packaging is beautifully designed. #I worked hard for these babies :') #Next in line is Vax's hoodie or Laudna's dress.

[sims-and-counting]

After work one day, Sam goes for a run. Only, he doesn’t tell Heaven where he’s running to - or who he sees once he’s there...

#gen8 #sam gilbert #fundie sims #anita mansouri #she's actually their mailperson #and they hit it off

[jacob-blogs]

This is gonna sound so gross but this really has been the absolute sweatiest summer ever.

#jacob blogs #got **** ******* saturday #trevor said there were rivers of sweat between our bodies that pooled onto our bedsheets #went to pride and stood outside in 90° weather for hours #then went to the club and had to dance shirtless #literally throwing sweat off our bodies #picked up a new mattress and rearranged things at the apt which was hella work #and of course I'm a mailperson so... yeah it gets hot with no AC in those trucks #and the summer's JUST begun

[haunted-headshop]

many instruments of horny violence on the way all at once this is so funny to me

#sorry mailperson I have disposable income to reinvest in kink tools #echoing into the void

[industrialstrengthstrap]

*vibrating at the speed of sound* fuck yes i was getting ready for bed and something told me to check my porch, and my toy came!! >:)

#reed's talking tag #mailperson i looove you #i wanna get some flattering pics! #it's...hefty 😳

[saturniidd]

wah at this point I think I'll just post moth story's premise bc I pretty much abandoned that story

#mayhaps one day I'll uh. get back into writing it. for now I've moved on to new things #anyways for the 1 or 2 ppl curious uh #moth story was basically about a kid (Nyx) who got stuck in a world full of ghosts and ends up becoming a “mailperson” #delivering moth letters from their world to ghosts in this one #the story was centered around the different kinds of grief that one could experience that isn't just grief from the death of a loved- #one . #Nyx's whole deal was that they didn't quite know how to deal with the feelings of their siblings growing up and essentially felt like they #were being left behind bc they are still young and struggling to form connections w/ ppl their age. #this is incredibly oversimplified btw lol #also if anyone read that entire thing. ty lolol

[bear-do-well]

My package arrives today... I have to leave in 20 minutes, I am stressed I hope my package will come before that (or after my brother arrives home)

ough the anticipation of the package

#funnily enough i also got a package today #though it was a shirt so it wasn't even a proper package. more like a thick letter that i could hear the mailperson struggling with #asks

[paranoidgemsbok]

WHERE IS MY FUCKING POCKAGE

#PRECIOUS CARGO INSIDE #IM GONNA CHASE DOWN THE MAILPERSON THEYRE PROBABLY LIKE FOUR STREETS AWAY RN #GIVE ME DA GUYS

[teamkrissy]

Oh no I ordered a package and someone from USPS delivered it to me in a Sunday. I did not choose this, please give them their day off back.

#im sorry mailperson your job is hard enough #i order everything early i can wait

[tqmlecherocuki]

Yam spotted https://twitter.com/GingerBrave_dev/status/1730101448137179296?t=nhyeO4wsAvVcb7J1JnDfWA&s=19

"If 4 degrees or fewer: hug purple yam cookie"

OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MY GOOOOD IT IS HIMMMMMM OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAA

so he's just a walking furnace? That is, uh, cruel considering what happened to him, but, sure! (I guess if he is one, then he may not require dressing for colder climates....?)

#purple yam cookie #✉️.lookat what the mailperson brought! #🥛.snowy screaming #this time. literally screaming #thank you.......................... #I think I needs to make a tag for you. uhhh

[anonprotagging]

dude the postal workers in both my distribution area and my local office have GOT to be like. actual literal gods or something. I have no idea how they just. like. jfc they'll cut 1-2 days off of shipping EVERY TIME somehow. I feel like I should be offering them tributes or something by this point KJDHFJKSDH

#legitimately might go and get some small gift cards next time I go out. I looked it up they can't be more than a few bucks bc of tax #weirdness but idk I want to give at LEAST my actual mailperson like. an iced coffee. they're so dang cool dskfhsdjhf #legitimately have thought of doing postal work as a backup to my 4 other backups #I know it SUCKS and they're constantly cutting funding and sometimes there's death threats BUT. my current job plan also has all of those #as well!!!! usa usa usa etc. pretty sure my job is more deathy than postal work at this point in time. but who knows