MarkiplierTV hiring former convicts to do normal-level labor: Based
MarkiplierTV hiring current known criminals and protecting them from sentences with an on-sight lawyer: Hm
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So what I’m understanding was that Dorene L. Whitacre, when she stepped onto that ship to become one of the colonists, wasn’t Celine.
However, when the warp core was initiated, two people remained awake: You. And her. Neither of you should have been awake. Because being awake changed the both of you. Multiverses clashed.
Maybe Dorene clashed with someone something she shouldn’t have.
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Absolutely Ridiculous ROTTMNT Oneshot Someone Should Write:
Once a month, the boys and April hold a Special Night, where they do something all together. Sometimes they’re wholesome like Pixar and Disney Movie Marathon Nights. Sometimes they’re fun and crazy like Karaoke Nights. One night they broke into one of April’s College buildings and spent the night there.
Tonight is PowerPoint Night.
Inspired by anthpo’s videos
1 & 2
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🌑[INTRO]❌️
(This God of Night is a member of the Xenoverse system!)
*The God of Night's house, pleasant looking like before now no longer the same. Everything seemed...off. It was less lively, and...darker. As you walked in to see the God, he happily worked on his desk before he noticed you. He looked annoyed before forcing a smile to you.*
Well well well, look who's back. The creep. So, what do you think? Beautiful, isn't it? Darkness is slowly prevailing every second that passes, and I am savoring all of it.
You might as well accept it and witness my beautiful work show.
Let the Eternal Darkness begin~
(Gif was made by the lovely @fischyplier!)
Info!
Name: Night/Nox
Age: Older than time.
Height: 8'6".
Rank: God of Night.
Relationships: Goddess of Day (ex-wife), God of Constellation Astéri (son), God of Charm (Lover), Goddess of Conquest (partner in crime.)
Pronouns: He/They/Xe.
Orientation: Nonbinary Pansexual.
Ft. God of Constellation, Astéri!
Info!
Name: Astéri
Age: Younger than time.
Height: 7'6".
Rank: God of Constellation.
Relationships: God of Night Nox (father), Goddess of Day (mother), God of Charm (step-father).
Pronouns: He/They/Xe/Star.
Orientation: Transgender pansexual.
Please read the description for any current events!
(Minors, we are collectively 19 so please be aware and don't do anything risky, please and thank you.)
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⌛️[INTRO]💀
(This Annus is a member of the Xenoverse system!)
*Silence. There was nothing but silence. Within that silence there was a room with a turned off TV, two chairs, and a coffin. The coffin had two hues: Black and white. It seemed that someone rested inside. An old memory. AN old friend.
Will you dare to open it and see who is inside?*
Name: Annus
Age: As old as Time.
Height: It changes from time to time, but it's around 6 feet tall usually.
Status: Deity.
Pronouns: They/He/Xe.
Orientation: Nonbinary pansexual.
(Minors, we are collectively 19 so please be aware of that and don't do anything risky, please and thank you.)
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👊[INTRO]🔫
(This Markiplier ego is a member/alter of the Xenoverse system! Credit for gifs on both header and intro post goes to @fischyplier!)
*Gunshots could be heard everywhere. However, they all could be heard to be coming from one person. As the area was a literal war zone, all alien like enemies attacking a common enemy, bodies would fall lifeless on the ground one after one. One man stood, unlike the rest, as he held heavy firearms.*
WOOO! Now THAT'S what you call a fight.
Name: Orion
Age: ???
Height: 5'10"
Powers: Super strength, high stamina, extremely agile.
Weapon of choice: Firearms.
Pronouns: He/They/Xe
Orientation: Pansexual Nonbinary.
(We are collectively 19 so minors please be aware and don't do anything risky, please and thank you.)
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Saw a video had a thought. The fucking maid outfits, right, but with cat ears and tail. They do a show that's kinda like a viewer request thing, and someone requests a line up of everyone in that outfit, and for them to just. Be wearing them through one of those viewer request things.
Google very publically has his own moment about this outfit that ends in him going "you'd have to pay me millions to put that on."
Dark shares a very similar sentiment, but is also very clear about an exact amount to be sent. If the viewers want this, they're going to have to fucking work for it.
A few are very into the idea, obviously, Yan is down, Bing, Wilford, but surprisingly, some of the most okay and ready to do so are Illinois and Host. Neither will explain why.
The next episode rolls around, and yes, in fact, every single one of them is wearing the cat maid outfit. Yes even Google. Many complication videos after have his little "you'd have to pay me millions" line then jump cutting into him all but pouting in the episode with them wearing it.
(Somehow, Host is having the time of his life. It's one of the only episodes where he has to excuse himself to change his bandages not because he was stressed out, but because he had laughed so hard it had soaked his bandages. It's also one of the only episodes where he returns voluntarily after changing his bandages.)
You know that feeling where you see an absolute masterpiece left out in the open for public viewing, but you get like a bittersweet twinge because you have no idea who the artist is? That's how I feel about this ask
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