#master switch of life

[golvio]

…Honestly, TotK made Age of Calamity way funnier in retrospect, because the Yiga Clan plot is now a horror-comedy about Sooga and the other Yiga foundlings trying to survive their first week of sharing the apartment with Dad’s Shitty New Boyfriend.

#but also kohga’s ‘me? really??? 🥺’ when ganon switches with him mid-battle is both funnier and sadder #buddy you really gotta get better taste in men #or at least make sure your bf doesn’t love yummy yummy life juice *before* he moves in with you #if not for yourself then think about the wellbeing of the kids #especially the eight foot tall musclebound guard dog of a man you basically adopted #legend of zelda #loz thoughts #totk #ganondorf #master kohga

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Any story that shows Buck actually angry like in episode 3 when the co-pilot wanted to bail. The reaction from everyone since he is usually so even keel.

I've been staring at this prompt with absolute glee since it landed because I am all for Angry!Buck. But it's all just little thoughts on it, not a story idea, so let's go to the bullets:

It is a very rare occurrence, obviously. So rare, in fact, that the first time Bubbles sees Buck get actually!angry, he thinks it's a joke. Buck has a dry sense of humor. Buck getting mad about how a fellow pilot is trying to insult Bubbles for being a navigator must be a joke. Bubbles is used to good-natured ribbing about being a navigator, and no, this guy isn't being good-natured, but who cares.

But Buck cares. Buck cares a lot. It's about respecting your fellow soldier and respecting the fact that you can't do shit without a navigator, and no, it's not fun or a goof to make them think they're not important.

Yes, this is all based on things Buck felt as a child. No, he does not know that. He is a man in the 1940s. He doesn't have feelings. He has a place in his chest that hurts sometimes, and one day he will die.

Other people who make Buck ACTUAL MAD: Fuckos who don't do their goddamn jobs.

You know when Crosby slams that guy's head on the table for leaving before giving out all the chutes?

Buck wouldn't have been that physical, but he'd have been seething with the same rage. And just walked in very measured and standing tall and staring until that fucko peed a little.

But when Buck finds out Crosby got physical, he's like, "Yes. Good. You've learned well."

The thing to understand is that no one believes Buck gets MAD like that. Even if they're getting it from the person who saw it. He's too even-keeled. No way.

But once you see it, you fear causing it because the effort it takes to CAUSE it is massive.

Like, the safeties Buck has built to never, ever lose his temper (like his father) are so intricate and massive that it truly is remarkable to get around all of them.

Hell, the only reason he even got MAD at the co-pilot was because he was trying to concentrate on a plan to get them to safety, and the dude would NOT stop cutting into his thoughts.

Not that Buck wasn't upset at the guy for trying to bail. He was. But it's not what made him ANGRY. He is very understanding of being scared. But be scared quietly, would you. He is trying to make a plan over here.

One night, a set of RAF pilots decide their goal is to absolutely start shit with the Americans. And they make the very wrong choice of choosing Buck and Bucky to aim at.

If Curt were there, it'd be a lot harder. But he's not. He's gone. They lost him.

And that's the thing: Buck's anger only shows itself in the extremes, and the loss of Curt is an EXTREME. It's not that Buck didn't know it could happen. It's that it DID happen. And it HURTS. And neither he nor Bucky really know how to process that. Not that night.

So these RAF pilots start needling, and Bucky says, "Hey, fellas, not tonight, huh? Maybe we do this some other time? We're having a rough go right now."

And the RAF pilots KEEP GOING. Just talking shit. Nothing personal. They don't know Buck and Bucky. Just general "Americans took their fucking time, huh? Sure waited awhile."

In the calmest, most even voice you've ever heard, Buck just obliterates them from head to toe. How it was their prime minister who saw a politician and not a rabid dog in Hitler. How it was their prime minister who kept arguing to give Hitler just a little more land. Just one more country. How it's their fucking channel islands under occupation.

"We may have been late, boys, but at least we showed up when the threat hit our shores the first fucking time. You sat here for, what, six or seven years? Letting the wolf eat a little more and a little more of the garden? And now you can't go out there, can you? Can't go to the garden and check on your fucking potatoes for your fucking crisps? Because now the wolf thinks that garden is his. He showed his teeth over and over, and you kept thinking he was smiling. No, we didn't join you in '39, but when the Japanese bombed us in '41, we didn't fucking let them convince us they were only gonna try that once."

#buck cleven #masters of the air #he won't be angry if he can help it #but once you flip that switch #he will ruin your entire fucking life #prompt #headcanon

[alexjcrowley]

Saying Swiss Army Man is about gay necrophilia is like saying Oedipus Rex is about a guy who fucks his mom. You're only technically correct.

#it's called reductio ad absurdum you dumb down a concept until it looks ridiculous #which is totally fine for jokes and laughters but for the ones out there who blatantly made fun of the movie without even watching #like this shit is so cringe a farting corpse oh my god this must be the worst movie ever #FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU #YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL BEING DETACHED AND IRONIC ABOUT EVERYTHING WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO FEEL SOMETHING FOR ONCE #TE LET YOURSELF BE TOUCHED CHANGED TRANSFORMED EMOTIONALLY BY THE CONTENT YOU CONSUME #I know Oedipus fucking his mom is the supreme meme I love it too but seriously read it #As someone who had tl study it believe me read it #I am not the joke police I just don't like when people are serious about dismissing pieces of media because oh no cringe alert #Allow yourself to be vulnerable and to be open when you consume something #Oedipus Rex was just the best metaphor that's why I quoted it #Oedipus Rex changed me and keeps changing me everyday believe it or not there's nothing I wouldn't give to have his strenght #He had the courage too look at himself in the mirror I never did #I feel like I am having a mental breakdown over Oedipus again I'll switch back to SAM #Swiss army man is a masterful lesson in life and art don't let some assholes make you believe otherwise #swiss army man #paul dano #daniel radcliffe

[madd-nix]

Outfit swap between two of my favorite characters!

They both go through something that changes them physically and mentally (Phoenix losing his badge and Ingo getting sent to Hisui), they both radiate middle age dad vibes despite only being in their 30s (Ingo is unconfirmed but that's my headcanon so whatever), they're both helpful to the player character of the games their in (Phoenix less so), and they both give me gender envy.

I love both of these characters so much and I love thinking about all the changes they went through and how they managed to move on and make new lives, and I really look up to them for that especially during a time when a lot is going on in my life. And sure, they can dress is raggy coats and hoodies and whatever, but they look good doing it and I wanna emulate their vibes, y'know! Anyway, just a lot of words for my self-indulgent drawing 💙🖤

#my art #ace attorney #phoenix wright #naruhodo ryuichi #beanix #pokemon #submas #ingo #subway boss ingo #subway master nobori #warden ingo #btw ingo's beanie does say 'uncle' since he's often seen as an uncle figure to the pc #and i switched their pins for fun #i just needed a little something self-indulgent to cheer myself up from certain life stuff #emotional support blorbos #pokemon x pla

[gideonisms]

The last time I got a bit drunk I started doing my dishes and messaging everyone I knew. I was having 3 conversations at once and finally accomplishing a task I'd been putting off all day. how does THAT work. I'm inventing new unique ways to be a failwoman (gender neutral)

#i'm having the world's stupidest problems #if i revealed the specific amount of time i have spent procrastinating on trying to get a job despite waling up every day intending to try #you all would think i was insane #other life tasks too #sometimes i will want to do something and it will be like. okay if i was normal i could do this in months but #let's say 3-5 years #i feel bad about it too not because i want to be productive for some rich guys somewhere but because! #i have goals for my life i would prefer to stay busy and do something that benefits someone somewhere (not those rich guys) #i like doing tasks even #i would prefer to not be sitting here thinking #and if i could just master basic life tasks we could move on to fun creative goals i have too or things i'd like to try #anyway. perhaps i will just try different substances until i can hit the off switch on whatever that is for a sec #i really just need like 3 months of not being like this. total. forever #i truly think i could sort it out in 3 months

[jacqcrisis]

working with a swiftie is something else. i've never been this aware of rich ass person i did not care the slightest about. every new album, every new tour, every new fucking clothing line, I not only get told about (in the normal conversation manner) but also because its been added to my calendar, the branches calendar, the calendar written out on the whiteboard, in the teams chat, in conversation at least twice a day- And there's never a break, because Taylor 'the embodiment of how having wealthy parents helps get you on the music charts' Swift is never not finding a way for her fans to give her more money so her fans are always. Talking. About. HER.

Get a new hobby. Get a better hobby that isn't shilling for a decently talented millionaire who writes nicholas sparks ass sounding lyrics. She doesn't need shilled for and I need peace from the rich lady.

Please. Please grant me peace from the rich lady.

#jacq life #literally 10 minites at work and the rich lady is mentioned #stop! desist! im sick of her! #heard a song by her on the radio #and its just nonsense lyrics that act like they have deeper meaning #its so annoying people say shes a masterful songwriter cause no! she isnt! #i switch the radio and a rock song im not even a big fan of had more meaning in its chorus than that whole ts song #AAAAAHHH ITS DRIVING ME UP A WALL

[theygender]

I may be considering the crime of... Getting a business degree 🤢

#i Like my new job where i get to play in excel all day and i also like having financial security for the first time in my adult life #i was originally thinking about switching my major to sociology bc its another area that im interested in #but my mom may have talked me into considering a business degree as an option since sociology isnt a great fallback option... #the thought of majoring in business makes me gag tbh. but i mean... i DO like data analysis and there IS a masters for data analysis #and the bachelors degree in information systems would teach me new things about computers which might be cool #and they have an international business program that links in advanced study of foreign languages and cultures #and theres even a certificate program for sustainability that includes direct work with grassroots programs #AND all of this is intentionally made to be accessible to people who are already in the work field so i wouldnt need to quit my job... #...all of this plus a sociology minor (or double major if i can pull it off) is starting to look pretty good actually #BUT... can i withstand the pain of spending the next few years in classrooms full of business majors 🤔 #real talk tho i was wanting to use my social work degree to go into policy anyways which could mean government OR corporate #...if i get a business major i could potentially speedrun the process of getting into corporate policy to make a difference that way #and my sociology minor (or major) would still support that #fuckin. trojan horse the companies i guess #i am rotating the idea in my mind with the emotional state of that gif of someone trying kombucha for the first time #rambling

[brawler1993]

The Entertainment Dome Episode 211 - Trust Me, Play Ghost Trick

This week on The Entertainment Dome, we run through every announcement from the latest Nintendo Direct, from Pikmin 4 and The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom to Ghost Trick and that bonkers Xenoblade Chronicles 3 trailer.

This week on The Entertainment Dome, we run through every announcement from the latest Nintendo Direct, from Pikmin 4 and The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom to Ghost Trick and that bonkers Xenoblade Chronicles 3 trailer.

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#Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp #Baten Kaitos I & II HD Remaster #Bayonetta Origins: Cereza and the Lost Demon #dead cells: return to castlevania #decapolice #disney illusion island #Etrian Odyssey Origins Collection #Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time #fashion dreamer #fire emblem engage #game boy #game boy advance #ghost trick #Harmony: The Fall of Reverie #kirby&039;s return to dream land deluxe #mario kart 8 deluxe - booster course pass #Master Detective Archives: RAIN CODE #metroid prime remastered #nintendo direct #nintendo switch #octopath traveler ii #omega strikers #pikmin 4 #Professor Layton and the New World of Steam #samba de amigo: party central #sea of stars #splatoon 3 #the legend of zelda: tears of the kingdom #tron: identity #Video Games

[defiant-firefly]

In terms of what I've been up to lately, I'm planning on massively overhauling my bedroom (I still live with my parents and with the way the economy is going, I seriously doubt that's gonna change any time soon) because these meds have made me more aware of just how badly I need a space that suits me. I have big ideas, and hopefully this treatment stuff will help me realise them, even if it takes for fucking ever. Like, the skills I'd need to learn for this would be quite numerous I would say so yeah it's a difficult project, but a big one I can gradually work on over time with other stuff I wanna do so maybe I'll get somewhere with it. Literally, after we moved here years ago, we put wall paper on one wall and I had plans to paint the rest of the room but I did one wall, and an unfinished pegasus onto it and we did nothing else to it. Same with the rest of the house honesly. Only room that got finished was the paint in the kitchen. After all this time, the exact same off-white walls everywhere and the grey carpets have kinda killed it for all of us I think, but now that I have an actual emotional requirement for a room that's comfy, cosy, and very much me, I'm gonna see if I can change that.

Dad also says if I actually go ahead with my little dream project of putting a train track high up on the wall that goes all around the room, and it actually looks good (cause I don't do things by halves okay I will take the idea and run marathons with it), he'll let me put another one in the living room themed on the ocean. It pissed mum off because it's not something you're supposed to have in a living room, and she doesn't want any guests assuming the worst, but she's wrong. An ocean themed model railway around the room would be unique, interesting, fun, and loved by everyone worth the time of day, in my humble, totally unbiased opinion.

Speaking of mum, she's gained an interest in making the garden look nice. We were gonna work on a pond and stuff together but she's kinda just doing her own thing so I'm gonna get a bunch of Diglett and Dugtrio garden ornaments and gradually hide them around the place until she notices. She won't stop me! She's used to my shit! But I'm wondering how much I can get away with before she notices the Diglett takeover lmao

#firefly life #i just felt like making a little post #no one is outside talking to me so I dunno #a little post for anyone actually interest in what I'm up to now #I haven't actually done anything to be clear #this is why I'm on meds I have chronically awful executive dysfunction and have been unable to do basically ANYTHING in YEARS #and that's depressing you know? #but now I'm getting ideas and there's actually HOPE that I'll be able to do them!!! #so I'm feeling much more optimistic about everything now!! #it's not a cure or anything but I'm hoping this just makes it EASIER #I just want a life man and this is pretty much my only chance at that #is that an unhealthy mindset? probably. #but the NHS just send me around in circles diagnosing me with 'curable' depression and anxiety #and then having the audacity to claim they've CURED me when NOTHING has changed!! #sick of it man #you know dad decided to pay for me to go private for this? that's how sick and tired he was??? #literally giving me his life savings so I have a chance at a life of my own #can you believe that? #he's a grumpy old man that's almost retired that blames every technical issue on me switching him to Firefox #and is a master of showing up exactly when you don't need him and for avoiding making decisions to an infuriating level sometimes #but fuck man #there's a lot of people in the world that WOULDN'T do that if even if they could #I'm looking into trying to do something special for his birthday and christmas and stuff cause I just #don't know how to tell him how important him doing this for me is #sure he doesn't get it like at all and has a hard time remembering anything I tell him about it unless it's the thirty fifth time #but he's doing it anyway and that's so amazing of him #I don't want him to regret this #we've already seen improvements for me but if I can have some semblance of a life again #the three of us would be overjoyed #and his hard earned money wouldn't have gone to waste

[saintshigaraki]

the panic in my heart whenever i remember that in two and half years ill never have access to another academic library ever again 

#like wdym i wont be able to request any book i want ever again . wdym wdym wdym please wdym #its one of the things thats sends me into a crisis about what i want to do for the rest of my life bc if i simply #switch over to medieval studies and go for a masters in that i wont have to worry about it but like. what the FUCK would i do #like i feel with the humanities research isnt so . cut and dry like it is with stem so . ahhhh AHHHHHH #vicspeaks

[bearinabandana]

Teenager reads one (1) book: finishes the task with new name and gender

#3 dead 7 injured #something very lgbt just happened to me #the master is a VIBE in this book #i wanna be him he wants to be the doctor the doctor is an hallucination caused by alien mushrooms #OKAY BUT FOR SERIOUS BESTIES #I was going by Michael lately #but now im SERIOUSLY considering switching to Mikhail #and Micha for Mischa #oh my god help #i just wish my name could be the vibe ya know #the Michael/Mikhail/Micael VIBE #not NAME #like my name is a vibe of a name and each person can decide how to spell it #i can't decide between micha misha mischa I might as well go by all of them #help #mutuals give me your honourable opinions on this delicate matter #i beg #doctor who the master and margarita #aLSO-- I just found an AMAZING site to get book pdfs #life saviour #I now have a BIG to-read list of some doctor who books

[jentlemahae]

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#idk why but these days ive been thinking seriously that i should switch to a wheelchair #in a weird way i think it would give me more freedom bcs there’s a lot of things id like to do now that i dont do bcs ik it will make me too #tired #like id love to go to museum or parks in the centre but i dont now bcs ik id be too exhausted #but if im not walking it would be different #also id even save money on transport bcs if im not walking being tired is not an issue so i wont have to take taxis as much #also omfg i could finally wear whatever i want since i don’t have to be careful about falling #ik my mom is against that bcs she feels like me getting a wheelchair would be giving up but for some reason i dont feel like that #i felt like thwt when i got the walker but then i saw how much it helped me #and walking is so difficult rn i think id benefit from some extra help #and idt it d be giving up bcs it’s not my fault my disability gets worse and there’s nothing i can do about it so what can i do #ik life would more complicated in some ways (eg finding a wheelchair friendly accommodation might be hard) but u think it will be easier in #other ways #also bcs i wanna move to a new country after my first master and i think extra aid would be for the best #it would make things more complicated but i feel like forcing myself to go on without it is making things more complicated already #i just really want to be independent like i just want the ability to do what i want by myself as much as possible #tbh i feel like that’s also why i wanna move again bcs in ams my mom can come whenever and i don’t like that lmao #anw im easing my mom into it these days

[kenobihater]

this 🤏🏼 close to giving up on my chosen field and just never going to college because what's the fucking point. guess i'm just gonna work in fucking retail or something for the rest of my life

#len speaks #dont mind me being a maudlin bitch i just looked up some jobs i was dreaming about & realized ill have 2 get a masters which i can't afford #i fucking hate my life rn. legit gonna probably switch fields despite the fact that i had my heart set on history #i don't know what i'm gonna do with my miserable fucking life #i just don't wanna think about this anymore. i don't want to focus on it so i'm probably gonna just fucking idk go write or smthn

[vigilantdesert]

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#I *should* be writing but #I haven't started a new botw game since the great hyrulean census project #mmmmmm come plot with me i'm gonna make poor life decisions #sidenote botw is already nostalgic for me because even though it's only been 5 years #it's been a wild 5 years #when i got my switch i had just graduated college #was working absolutely nightmarish job that I'd really rather not talk about #and in the intervening time I quit that job started a new job worked there for three years quit that job got into grad school the fucking #PANDEMIC happened #came out of the closet to my parents started dating my now fiance #graduated with my masters changed careers proposed to my fiance #and now i'm just here?? what the fuck? #pos #anyway that was a ramble i just wanted to say that the little crescent moon in the home screen of the botw icon on the switch screen #makes me so nostalgic it hurts

[mangostar]

just bought monster hunter world since it was cheap on steam !!!

#got the iceborne master edition which was $90 down to $30 #i also need to get sunbreak for mhr but i can get that another time #51gb damnnnnnn #i’m not too good with playing on keyboard so i’m gonna see if i can connect my nintendo switch pro controller to the pc #i’ve been playing controller all my life and only recently got a pc so keyboard has been hard to get used to

[shorelinnes]

less than two months back at my dad’s house and he’s already pressuring me to make expensive impulsive decisions that I really really don’t want to make….

#yesterday he told me to sign up for a $500 online masters course BY TODAY #I’m not going to rush into getting an online university degree that will ultimately cost me $15000…. #I don’t even want a masters degree in that field #he always tries to plan out my entire life and he gets so frustrated when I try to make my own decisions #it’s driving me crazy!!!! #I haven’t told him I’m switch careers yet because I’m low key scared he’ll just kick me out of the house #god I was so close to being able to live my own life for once #sorry for the rant #he just stresses me the hell out