#mayem

[askullandbones]

Hi. I just wanted to thank you; whenever I feel like nothing is worth the effort and everything is bad, I put on The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place and think about a pair of goopy skeletons travelling the universe. Without fail, I feel at least a tiny bit better about things by the time the music ends. I would appreciate it if you could pass on my thanks to Baseball as well. Thank you, both of you.

This is so, incredibly sweet. Thank you, Anon. 🥺

But also... same. I do this too. lol

#mayem

[laejoh]

What do you like to see in a library?

A bunch of kids were causing a bit of mayhem outside our local library. The typical response is to call the police, who make new enemies of the state as a result.

Instead, the librarian asked the kids what they'd like to see in the library.

The surprise answer: a chess set.

The kids now spend hours a day, playing chess instead of kicking cans around the street.

We need to change our modern prejudice towards and intolerance of kids.

chess #libraries #kids

JanPV (@[email protected]) 2023-07-30 15:08:07 ✍ 2023-07-30 15:08:35

#library #mayem #local kids #local police #chess #librarians

[camarilla-arts]

Mixed bag this time. Still lots of '03 while I rewatch that but also, a dash of bad-future meet ups and "What if we got original s3 rottmnt and Karai got to interact with the kids".

I think she'd like learning about the sports and games the boys like and I think she'd adopt Casey. I would have liked to see her and Splinter battle for custody.

#Teenage mutant ninja turtles #RotTMNT #Tmnt 2003 #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #Karai tmnt #Donatello Hamato #Raphael Hamato #Casey Jones #michelangelo hamato #leonardo hamato #a tiny appearance of #tmnt 87 #and #Tmnt Mutant Mayem #I wish Donnie had been able to keep that weird doodle stick figure he did that would've been funny to just have around #Bad futures Raph and Leo are talking about their adopted kids #Sketches #Digital

[dilatorywriting]

I am going absolutely feral putting this Malleus piece together holy shit. We are at twenty pages and counting, and there is still so much I want to do holy hell.

And obviously also all the goddamn spoilers for the new Twist chapters that are coming out today, and the humming. The HUMMING. I CAN'T

But anyways, have a lil' preview treat for your patience (and as a snippet to show the absolute, indulgent, ridiculousness that is currently going down in my word docs) as I continue to scream into the void

!🌶️🌶️🌶️!

“You were always more than welcome to partake,” he beamed, still sounding far too delighted for his own good. “I’d hoped my parading around was obvious.”

Well now it was!

“I was trying to be polite—” you cut off on a gasp as he pressed his own hand past the waistband of your pants and spread his fingers out like a fan, searching. “You—You were the one who said clothes weren’t—weren’t—” His skin was cold, smooth, and when he found what he was looking for, he pressed down so, so, carefully. You bit back an absolutely obscene gasp and managed to spit out, “—weren’t comfortable.”

“Of course they aren’t,” he sniffed, and took a long moment to lay another sucking mark at the bridge of your shoulder. “But I don’t make a habit of crawling into the lap of every adventurer who wanders through my home.” All at once his hand stilled against you and fought the godawful impulse to whine. “Am I welcome as well?”

It took your scattered thoughts far too long to process that he’d been asking you a question.

“Are you welcome to what?” you breathed.

“To partake?”

Fucking hell in a handbasket—

💚🐉

#Rambles #Monster Mayem #Malleus x Reader #Donkeys & Dragons

[frogonamelon]

Draxum Has Too Many Kids and April is a Superhero Now! (better au name pending)

Hello! I wanted to explain a bit more on who these characters are and provide some context as the last time I posted about them was the most contextless thing I've ever seen!

This ended up being really long, so I posted it in full on AO3 [link]

To make a long document short: 

The first image is one of April, who is mutated into a Mayhem-like mutant after he is killed by Leo. She retains her own yellow and green color scheme and bipedal status but has his teleportation abilities. She goes by Mayhem in this form (Agent 64 doesn’t in this au).

The second image is the two daughters of Draxum, Venus (cyan) and Jennika (yellow). They’re both in the same age range as Raph but younger with the order being Raph>> Vee>> Jenn (same order as their size). Vee is a kemp’s ridley sea turtle and Jenn is a burmese star tortoise. These are their more casual fits as, when they go out publicly with Draxum, they wear something more aligned aesthetically with him.

The third image is more technical as it is a comparison of Alopex (an arctic fox mutant who would arrive in NYC in the second season) and Mayhems’ face/muzzle shapes.

#Is Jenn’s starburst markings a reference to 80s’ rock makeup? You best believe it! #Jenn and the Holograms #rise of the tmnt #riseofthetmnt #rottmnt #work in progress #save rise of the tmnt #save rottmnt #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #venus de milo #tmnt jennika #rise jennika #rise venus #alopex #april o'neil #rise april #rottmnt april #rottmnt mayem

[zukks-dummy-mansion]

To the fuckers who complained about April being black when the trailer came out;

Grow up

To the fuckers who complained about April not being a stick figure;

Get a live

And to the fuckers who just think she isn't pretty/ attractive;

she looks much more conventually pretty than any of these fuckers (because she is a main character).

also that's a teen,

touch grass

#tmnt #tmnt mutant mayhem #april o'neil #screenshots #ignore the watermarks #i didn't go to the cinema after all #ugly fugly image quality #tmnt mutant mayem spoilers #spoilers #spoiler

[iwishyouhear]

#sons of anarchy #bearded man #prison #tattooed #inked guy #big boy #muscles #back tattoo #shirtless #tv shows #tv series #bikers #anarchy #Opi #opie winston #man of mayem #muscular men

[palettepainter]

My love for the Electric Mayhem is still strong 

DO NOT REPOST/EDIT/COPY/TRACE MY ART

#Muppets #The muppets #Electric Mayem #Floyd peper #Janice #Dr teeth

[90smovies]

#Mrs. Doubtfire #Robin Williams #Chris Columbus #Anne Fine #Randi Mayem Singer #Leslie Dixon #90s

[h0n3ypie]

So i got new markers and i wanted to try them, therefore i drew the nº1 silly :]

#tmnt leo fanart #tmnt mm #teenage mutant ninja turtles fanart #tmnt mutant mayem #tmnt mm leo #teenage mutant ninja turtles

[ragnarockz]

The only thing my Mom found going over the border🐢💚

#TMNT #TMNT 2023 #TMNT Mutant Mayem #Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem #Leonardo #Michelangelo #Donatello #Raphael #TMNT merch #Food

[local-angst-dispenser]

Forgot to post it here!

The Giant and The Tiny

Chapter Two

Interesting developments begin.

New Character Introduced!

Anwir Tavarious - The Head of Security for the nation.

#story: the giant and the tiny #Pink's AO3 Stories #g/t #fnf cj g/t #fnf cj x reader #fnf starlight mayem #fnf mod #x cj #cj #cj starlight mayhem x reader #cj starlight mayhem

[grogusmum]

Happy birthday, Hazel!

Happy Superb Owl Sunday

OK, he's not an owl, but he looks like one and he IS superb, no?

I love them so much

MY VERY FAVORITE OWL, AND QUITE SUPERB!

Thank you m'dear 💚

#it's m'birfday #maggie mayem in my inbox 💚

[bharatlivenewsmedia]

HC stops transport of ore via Mayem; cites pollution

HC stops transport of ore via Mayem; cites pollution

HC stops transport of ore via Mayem; cites pollution The Bombay High Court at Goa has ordered a halt in transportation of ore via Mayem village for not being in tune with the Goa State Pollution Control Board (GSPCB) guidelines more particularly in the absence of any monitoring mechanism to ensure that the ambient air quality is being monitored in a real time basis.Hearing a petition filed by…

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#cites #india #mayem; #news #ore #pollution #stops #transport #via

[juvmarchiori]

Turtles all the way down...or something like this, I’ve never read that book

I’m so excited for mutant mayem, I just had to make a fanart

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #tmnt 2018 #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2003 #tmnt 1987 #mutant mayhem #tmnt raphael #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt donatello #tmnt leonardo #tmnt leo #tmnt mickey #tmnt raph #rottmnt donnie #bg art #background artist #digital art

[johnwickb1tsch]

Constantine x Reader x Wick Imagine

🗡️Ahhhhhhhgrgh OK SO you used to date John Constantine, but he pushed you away and broke your heart when you accidentally said the L word. You move to New York, and now you're with John Wick, who is ever so good to you, but you don't ask what he gets up to in the wee hours of the night or why he comes home with bruised knuckles. It's old hat to you, considering who you used to date. Constantine happens to know, however, that Wick is a demon half breed, and its driving him insane thinking about you with him. He found out from one of his less than savory contacts, and its been eating at him ever since.

He confronts you in Central park, where you like to go on your lunch breaks to read. "Nice, y/n. I turn my back for two seconds and you're fucking a demon." "First of all, fuck off, Constantine. Second, what the fuck are you talking about? Third, what the fuck are you doing in New York?” “Your little boyfriend’s boss Tarasov is cooking up something wicked. Something that’s going to harvest a LOT of souls for his master.” That would be Lucifer Himself, of course. You roll your eyes, even if in the very back back room of your head, you wonder if he’s telling the truth. Could John Wick be a demon? The sex was amazing, but that didn't necessarily mean he was the Devil's minion? You had noticed though, out the corner of your eye, that sometimes his pupils seemed to have a fiery glow. And sometimes, when he came home all sweaty and hadn't showered yet, you'd get a weird whiff of sulfur. You'd always shrugged it off, but... “Sure he is.” Seeing Constantine hurts like a knife between the ribs. You'd loved him so much, and he was such an asshole to you. The fact that he’s come all this way trying to warn you should not inspire this kind of warmth in your heart. “Just stay away from me, Constantine.”

😈Of course, he doesn’t. He never told you, but you're the only woman he's ever truly loved. You’re out with John Wick when Constantine strikes, trying to deport your [apparently?] demon boyfriend. Wick gets the drop on him though, and he’s about to finish the job before he hears you scream. He sees your face and knows it will hurt you irreparably if he kills Constantine. So he lets him go, throwing him across the darkened street into a building. You leave with Wick, and he takes you home. You have so many questions, but he refuses to answer them. He kisses you goodnight before he has to go out again, a sorrow in those soulful puppy dog eyes that breaks your heart. How is it possible that he’s a demon? He’s so good to you.

♥Little do you know, John Wick never really had a choice. He was damned for something he didn't really have control over, and working for the Devil is way better than seething in the Pit. He's good at what he does, but his heart's never really been in it. You're the best thing that's ever happened to him.

😇👹You were never really down with all this angels and demons shit. Constantine kept you insulated from it, and to be honest you're not really even a believer. It’s kind of why these guys are attracted to you, tbh. Being around you is like a little break from their lives. You’re a good person for the most part. You go about your day and do your best not to be a total piece of shit, and usually that works out, but you don’t get caught up in the whole Heaven! and Hell! thing. Though one time when you confessed to Constantine that you don’t believe in God, he’d bitterly said, “That doesn’t mean He doesn’t believe in you, the asshole.” For someone supposedly on God's side, Constantine never seemed to like Him much.

🔥You follow Wick one night, desperate to know if Constantine was right. You get caught, because you are just human, and Tarasov decides you’ll make a perfect little sacrifice for the profane ritual they’re setting up. Constantine, of course, was following you. Before the knife can fall MAYEM ensues. SO MANY Demons get their asses deported, but you almost die anyway. In the end, Wick pulls a Selfless Act saving you, and he gets turned into a halfbreed angel instead.

😡Constantine is so fucking pissed off about this.

🤷‍♀️You love them both and have no idea how you’re going to choose.

#john wick #constantine #keanu reeves #constantine x you #john wick x you #constantine x reader #john wick x reader #john constantine #john wick imagine #constantine imagine #keanu reeves x you #keanu reeves x reader #keanu x you #julia imagines