#mehmehmehmeh

[aashiyancha]

This is part 28.

Here's the masterpost link for the rest

#rune factory 5 #rune factory #rf5 #aashi doodles #mehmehmehmeh #i just finished a pharma test today and i feel like i cant pronounce anything anymore #and theres this one drug that while i remember it being in the notes i could not remember the first thing abt it #and it showed up 3 times #bcs ofc it did ugh #bleh #also rei got some help from palmo to try and install heating to beas room #cuz they gonna need that by the time winter hits stone buildings get so cold :(((

[rateelism]

oh i shouldve added a see results option there. well whatever. it's out there alr plus it's a pretty simple thing of color. oh sorry to the colorblind....

#mehmehmehmeh

[mavigator]

i get that this site loves kim kitsuragi and i like him too but i will admit i lift my fingers from the keyboard and open & close my hand like a puppet and go "mehmehmehmeh" under my breath whenever kim says something especially cop-like

#disco elysium

[bigboobyhalo]

when bad does his little “mehmehmehmeh” evil laugh

[konnorhasapen]

I HAD AN IDEA AND NOW I AM EXERCISING THAT IDEA

ASSIGNING EACH LISTENER AN EXOTIC PET AND ALSO NAMING THAT PET

I think this may have turned into an oc thing💀

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Lasko's listener: I just established the other day that they own an axolotl named Cella (that Freelancer is hellbent on calling "Celery" and Huxley loves her ((the axolotl))sm) and this is canon to me now. They also have a Chinese water dragon named Lotus bc I said so :)

Freelancer: do rats count as an exotic pet?? (Google says they do-) They named her Gribby. This is also canon to me.

Angel: they 100% have a sugar glider named Goblin (and David is terrified of him.) They want a fennec fox and they will get a fennec fox and they will name her Deedee. Short for Speed Demon.

Baabe: snake. They own a snake and they named her Rory and Asher loves her to death.

Sweetheart: chameleon. His name is Karma and he and Aggro are besties to the max.

Darlin': a fucking raccoon. Or a badger. Either one named Cujo.

Lovely: they own a bat named Valentina.

Bright Eyes: also owns a rat, but they didn't him Remi. They couldn't remember the rat's actual name so instead they ended up naming him fuckin Ratatouille💀

Starlight: albino ferret albino ferret albino ferret and she's named Carina :)

Seer Obscura: literally owns a barn owl named Tiresias.

Cutie: they have a couple mice they named Allen and Atlas.

Honey: iguana named Geechee, but he also responds to the name Bee for some odd, unknown reason (*cough* Guy-)

Warden: snake. Burmese python. I feel like they would want to name her, but wouldnt know what to name her, so they'd settle for Mesii (to base it slightly off "burmese")

Mentor/Baby: four ferrets. Four ferrets that are specifically named Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde.

Smartass: they have a bearded dragon named Ivy and she vibes with Aaron.

Sunshine: they have chinchilla siblings named Nimbus and Nebula :3

Anton's listener: they have 2 tree frogs named Mika and Aivo, and a chinchilla named Seria (I like my chinchillas, okay?? I've always wanted one-)

James' listener: hedgehog named Morose and he's the cutest little baby James has ever laid his eyes on.

Asset: they found a mouse in the vents one time and they've kept it ever since. They named her Thias. They like to show Thias to Anton. Anton likes to see Thias(Thias reminds him of Seria). They have also introduced Thias to Brian. Brian also likes Thias. Most of the people working with/on Asset know Thias.

Precious: they aren't allowed to own a pet. Because owning a pet means giving their love and affection and attention to someone other than Regulus.

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Bonus Bits!

Damien: ...Freelancer, I think you have rats.

FL: huh?? Oh, no, that's just Gribby.

Damien: *petting Gribby* who names a pet "Gribby"?

FL: I do. Oh- don't touch her left back leg.

Damien: why? Is she hurt?

FL: I got her checked out first few times it happened, but they said nothin' was wrong.

Damien: then why..?

FL: she just starts screaming.

Damien: what.

☆

David: Angel, I'm—

Goblin, who escaped his habitat: *zooms up the fridge and soars straight towards David, landing on his face and getting comfy on his head*

Angel: Goblin, where'd you go!? Oh! Aww! He loves you!

David: *frozen with fear*

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Sam: Darlin'?

Darlin': hm?

Sam: why's there a raccoon/badger on your kitchen counter?

Darlin': that's Cujo.

Sam: ...Cujo was-

Darlin': "mEhMeHmEhMeH cUjO wAs a dOg tHoUgH" let me name my trash panda/rage skunk whatever tf I want.

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Vincent: you got a pet bat?

Lovely: yeah! I wanted to name her Vincent as well, but then I thought you might get confused, so I went with Valentina instead! ^-^

Vincent: *teary-eyed* you wanted to name her after me??

Vincent: ...wait- you thought I'd get confused-

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Vincent: did you buy a rat?

Bright: I found it in the trash can and he's mine now.

Vincent: o..kay. Does he have a name?

Bright: um, duh. Anyone who owns a rat and doesn't name it Ratatouille is committing an actual crime against humanity.

Vincent: ...hold on.., wasn't the... wasnt the rat's name Remi?

Bright: ...

Vincent: ... I-

Bright: y'know what Vincent?

Vincent: wha-

Bright: shut the fuck up.

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Chat: you have a pet!??

Honey: yeah *fetches Geechee from his habitat* His name's Geechee

Chat: YOU HAVE A PET LIZARD!?!?

Honey: iguana*. Anyway, this is Geechee, but I've noticed he also responds to the name "Bee" and I have some speculations as to why that is.

Guy, in chat: I haven't the slightest clue what you could possibly be talking about.

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Baby: I found these poor little guys in a box thrown in a trash can.

Ollie: OHMYGOD CAN WE KEEP THEM? HAVE YOU NAMED THEM SO WE CAN KEEP THEM??

Baby: yes, we're keeping them and no, I haven't named them yet.

Ollie: ..suggestion?

Baby: I suppose.

Ollie, immediately: Inky Blinky Pinky and Clyde!

Baby: *sigh* goddamnit, those are gold.

Ollie: Inky Blinky Pinky and Clyde?

Baby: *nods* Inky Blinky Pinky and Clyde.

Ollie: YES!

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Asset: hi Marcus!

Marcus: jEsus chRIst- you scared me half to-...

Marcus: what do you have?

Asset: I found someone!

Marcus: you... found someone..?

Asset: *opens their hands to show a petite lil mousey* I've decided to name her.

Marcus: oh- y-yeah? And.. what did you...name her..?

Asset: Thias!

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Asset: good evening, Anton.

Anton: good evening

Asset: Thias says hello, too!

Anton, with a tired but genuine smile: hello and good evening to you as well, Thias.

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This was fun. I had much fun. This was so much fun :3

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted listeners #im mot going to list every fucking listener on here #that would take ages #I'll tag a few ig #redacted angel #redacted baabe #redaxted sweetheart #redacted darlin #redacted honey #redacted starlight #redacted shaw pack #redacted solaire clan #redacted the balance #redacted project meridian #redacted sovereign state #redacted carpe deus #redacted cutie

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

Rappa, talking to the hassaikai’s cat: Kyoka, can we get a traffic report?

The cat: *mehmehmehmeh*

Rappa: really? A Honda? Anything else?

The cat: *mehmehmehmehmehmehmeh*

Rappa: a Honda with a muffler that sounds like a grandma with diarrhoea!? What did they do?

The cat: *mehmehmeh*

Rappa: they- they ran over a child!? That’s gonna look terrible on their record. Gonna loose a lot of rep from that.

Tengai: Rappa what the hell-

#mha incorrect quotes #mha #incorrect bnha quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #mha rappa #rappaten #mha tengai #hekiji tengai #mha kendo #kendo rappa #1:09 AM 14/5/23

[seleneprince]

(Fourth year at Hogwarts)

Sevrina: I think I know the answer, Professor Slughorn.

Edmund: mehmehmehmeh

Sevrina: Shut up, walking corpse.

Edmund: Hey! Don't call me that, you fucking mudblood.

Slughorn: Mr Avery, did you just say the f-word?

Edmund:....mudblood?

Sevrina: No, he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fat ass.

Slughorn: Ms Snape!

Edmund: Why the fuck not?

Slughorn: Mr Avery!

Bruce: Mate, you just said fuck again.

Slughorn: Mr Mulciber!

Wilhelm: Fuck :D

Slughorn: Mr Wilkes!

Evan: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody.

Edmund: fuck fuckidy fuck fuck

#a normal day in a potions class during the 70s #also yes i'm using fem! snape because she's the love of my life #avery has been slowly dying from a blood curse since he was born he's allowed to say fuck #he's not really offended by sevrina's words he just hates when she talks back #knowing slughorn he'll be more horrified by someone saying fuck than mudblood so it's accurate #snape gang #bruce mulciber #edmund avery jr #wilhelm wilkes #evan rosier #sevrina snape #70's slytherin gang #hp incorrect quotes #source: south park #pro snape #all the young snakes

[here-kittykitty]

porty mk REEEEALLY didnt prepare me well for handling Adam as a character, I catch myself hair twirling over him way too much. why is my Straight Girl Taste In Men(tm) no good ass douchebag music men with shitty outfits and patchy facial hair whos 100% on ecstasy the entire length of their screentime and who do that "~mehmehmehmeh~ thats what you sound like" mocking thing with their voice.

#i have a theory that every queer person idc who you are has one genre of men or even just one man #who upon showing your queer friends would treat you like a straight girl with shit taste in men #i told my friend that im down bad for porty mk and they immediately shot me this tired ass withering stare #SHUT UP HES KINDA FINE. GOD DAMN IT. I DONT C A R E IF HE UNIRONICALLY SAYS 'PORTY'........................... #anyway. adam. #porty mk. #same genre of guy. #and the mocking thing is very oddly specific but they both do that. #sigh. ill see myself out. #lmk porty mk #hazbin hotel adam

[zarithial]

meh mehmehmehmeh meh

UOY KCUF

#ask

[mystical-cinnamoon]

bruh why do I get mad when people say other people are good at shit 😭

my dumbass brain hears someone be like "omg xyz you're so good at soccer" and me, a person who doesn't give a flying fuck about soccer, would think "'[mimicking] eouuuh mehmehmehmeh meh you're so good at everything always' it's not that impressive"

A new character has been added to my mind palace: The Asshole

#shittier #shitposting #i should draw my mind palace #thats what i'm calling this now btw. all the theoretical characters that live in my brain are just members of the mind palace

[newjenns]

“mehmehmehmeh not tumblr user gnf talking about” what are you scared you gonna cry you gonna piss your pants because i dont have glowing reviews of every person you love hmmmm ?

#everyone and their mother will comment on whatever dream scandal is happening this week but god forbid i discuss another cc even somewhat #negatively ohhh goddd how will you recover #<- just kys

[times-chu]

List of noises my cat often makes that aren't "meow":

Eeeeehhyaaaaa!?

pippipipipi? pipipipippipi!

ouffh...

moffuff...

oo-moh?

EEEEEEEEEEEEENGGG!!!

mra

Ooohwoooohn! Ohwohwonh! :'c

mih

ᴱ!

ᵢₕ...

Yooownn!

KIK!

Gugugugugugurururu

Aroooooorrrrrr. >:c

Yowohh???

Ewwo!

Meh! MehmehmehmEH!

Niarroooon

IIIWAH!!

Greh.

Yorooog!!

Nog?

Unk

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

#“Ooohwoooohn! Ohwohwonh!” is the one that alarms me most because it means “My tummy hurts and that's gonna be everyone's problem soon!” #cats #cat #cat noises #text post #tag yourself #kitty #my post

[darlingpwease]

OH FUCK WAIT I JUST REALIZED THAT I DONT THINK I FINISHED WRITING THE TOP PART OF MY MESSAGE YESTERDAY

-panna cotta

IT'S TOO LATE~

I will never miss an opportunity to tease you MEHMEHMEHMEH >:3333

#[📂] — voice from under the bed #❖.my jewelry #✮.panna cotta <3

[neapolitantoebeans]

me: *tells my mom that we need to get home early so she can wrap my presents at a decent time and not be tired for Christmas*

my mom, literally as a 51 year old woman: mehmehmehmeh

me, knowing that my mother is going to be insufferable tomorrow because she’s annoyed and tired: *slams head on table repeatedly*

Merry Christmas!

#beans blabs

[your-pal-smoochins]

"buhbuhbuhbuh I created them mehmehmehmeh" shut up, egg, who do you think you are? Jesus Christ? nuh-uh.

[I step away from Smoochins, continuing my mockery]

don't call me a wretch, by the way, its not a word we really use in this day n age

We'll see how long you remain so cocky.

[Smoochins emits a terrifying screech as he lunges directly at you at a high speed, electric shocks arcing all around him.]

And mind you, your attempts at mocking me are entirely useless.

[Several hands clench into fists and start flying at you.]

#smoochins lore #jackson dearest #smoochins #CREATOR

[someone-somewheresomehow]

Currently in a mehmehmehmeh mood

#Someone's Speaking