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mack1thompson · 1 year
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International Mackin in action
Heard you had the bitch handcuffed, jack
My bitches stay by choice that’s the difference
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therealadothamilton · 3 months
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I can't believe I only just now discovered that there are photos of hot naked men on tumblr.
Well, it's been nice knowing y'all. I'm a just.... go now.
Byeee.
😁
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bearfoottruck · 4 months
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In random news, I have the weirdest problem. I turn 35 next month, and I often use old-school slang such as "bitchin'" and "muthafucka", and my best friend - who is LITERALLY only a few months younger than me and whom I've known since sixth grade - uses way more modern slang such as "spill the tea" and "mid". Like, how does this even work?
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candyboydeathparade · 2 years
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Hey! YOU!!!
You think I don't see you? Go drink some water. Now.
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actualfakenews · 2 years
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Great rewrite of a great bullshit excuse!
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theghooligan · 7 months
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mikey: happily singing and telling his doryaki’s story—
izana:
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toaster-boi · 2 months
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big fan of mech designs where WARNING: REACTOR STRESS CRITICAL can be interpreted as a good sign
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grapeagata · 8 months
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i got moar rock :3
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o((>ω< ))o 🌟 Kyanite 🌟 ヾ(≧▽≦*)o
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buckevantommy · 6 months
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i'm sure i've seen hotter fight scenes than colin firth getting bamf and bloody against that hate church in kingsman but i really can't remember when
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animatedtext · 2 years
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requested by cloudedbycj
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tame-a-messenger · 4 months
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I swear to god if any of the next Smosh videos are “Marathons”….
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wakandamama · 1 year
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Dance 4 You is about Jay-z 😖🤢
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DRUNK IN LOVE IS ABOUT JAY-Z 😟😷
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PARTITION IS ABOUT JAY-Z 😰🤮
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CATER 2 U IS ABOUT JAY-Z 🤨😩
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FEVER IS ABOUT JAY-Z 😵☹
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wakandama2 · 2 months
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I wish, I had the patience to TRUELY put into words how annoying and depressing it is to be poor and diabetic.
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rockn-rule · 8 months
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Ok so
I'm watching house md again and I found this drawing
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In episode 4 season 4 at around 30mins in
Now I may 𝙢𝙖𝙮 be wrong but
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That looks a whole lot like the Genderfluid pride flag
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theghooligan · 5 months
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izana: *runs looking like an eyelash bug up to mikey*
mikey:
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flaringgoosebumps · 9 months
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Locking eyes across the dance floor, time nearly stopping while get low by lil jon and the Eastside boys plays in the background:
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