#my bestie (derogatory)

[dreamsclock]

I understand cDream there's something about cTommy that awakens every violent thought in me

This is srsly for real Now more than ever i understand this

#ctomby is still my chuck e cheese bestie. derogatory

[molochka-koshka]

I don't like being a hater but the urge to tell people to read a nonfiction book at least once kind of overwhelms me sometimes

#a couple people keep recommending booktok fantasy/romance books to me that look like something I could write #(derogatory) #(I'm a bad writer but I also dont try to profit off of my bad writing) #and its like besties.... read something that will nourish your mind and body i beg of you #not literal besties btw I trust my literal besties on everything

[silversundial]

The Shirt...

@guillotine-drop

#do i even wanna put my art tag on this #bestie(derogatory) #silvart

[afaramir]

did you guys understand what i meant in my tragedy of the psychic warfare post when i said i will not be your banner. i need to make sure you understood because just the thought of it has been genuinely fucking me up ever since. i just. denethor definitely knows the story of the end of the second age, and more specifically, what banner the armies of sauron carried onto the battlefield. and if you need a refresher, its celebrimbor’s dead body. tortured and mutilated and probably stripped naked (someone fact check me on that one) and stuck on a standard to be carried into battle. and. well. god i cant even say it. even thinking of it makes me visualize it in my head and i genuinely get nauseous. ok just. if gondor falls denethor’s death will not be easy. he has been too much of a thorn in sauron’s side for far too long. and. alright you draw the Logical Conclusion from the facts ive presented while i go and cry for a minute.

now sauron has famously had a lot of enemies, and yet he only did the banner thing once. so you might ask well what’s my rationale for thinking he might do it again? well pure sick deranged angst of course. but i do have AN argument although i do not promise it is bulletproof.

i think that he chose to do it to celebrimbor as a final act of desecration. he’s taken the rings they made together and all of the art of their creation and corrupted them and used that great craft to forge a tool solely of domination. he’s tortured him, personally, to death. and THEN he turns his body into a banner and marches on the last alliance. its an act of specific psychological horror every elf on that battlefield knows exactly who that is, hanging from the standard.

and denethor? well - sauron destroyed numenor, did he not? not directly, but i think he claims it as his victory because otherwise the loss of his fair appearance and his physical form to the alkallabeth would be too heavy of a blow to his ego lol. and now here is this man - nay, this numenorean, who is the first person in centuries who has dared vie with him directly. who not only contests him mentally but HOLDS OUT, for DECADES, where saruman, also a literal maia, greatest of the order of the wizards, could not. who poses a genuine threat to him, while also standing as a bulwark between him and the rest of middle-earth. denethor’s entire existence fucks with him so much. because he thinks oh, numenor was easily corruptible. men are easy to enslave or turn to my will. and then here is denethor, single-handedly proving him wrong. by the end of the war sauron has so many sick revenge fantasies against him in his head. i really don’t think its too much of a stretch to think that bannering him is one of them.

further...i also think part of the thing with choosing celebrimbor is that the final battle was upon them. it was sort of expedient. well i need a banner for this battle and CONVENIENTLY i also have this guy i hate whom ive tortured. and what is sauron going to do once gondor falls? march on the rest of middle-earth. with the lord of its first line of defense, its forlorn hope, as. well you see what i mean. i typed it out and then HAD to delete it.

and oh my GOD he KNOWS. AND HE KNOWS!!! HES SEEN HIMSELF ON THAT STANDARD!!! I FEEL! I FEEL!!!! anyway yeah i picture it and i wish for death!

#.txt #denethorposting #guys this one was...a lot! this is all a lot!! i am so in it (DEROGATORY) #sorry celebrimbor besties for my very clinical description immediately juxtaposed with being COMPLETELY INCAPABLE of even speaking the word #when faced with the idea of it happening to MY guy #its just. Good Lord. oh my GOD. to have that as your fate. when you have always placed yourself on such a pedestal of pride and dignity. #YOU KNOW???

[spilledmilkfkdies]

Nobody has proposed yet that Duman is Sicilian...

#not sicily coming in with the steel chair #go on bestie spill your stuff #the custody battle is simply never ending #in no way my fault #winx club #winx duman #is sicily part of italy #google says yes but like #am i allowed to say that too #eh #Italian Duman Custody Battle #we are so back #(derogatory) #answered ask

[widevibratobitch]

christ im so bad at this. idk maybe there's something wrong with me but it's seriously mindblowing how some people are just out there expressing their emotions so openly and daring to ask something of another person and trusting someone enough to actually hope and even plan for a future together and not living their lives just waiting and trying to prepare for any good thing to end and genuinely being surprised when it does and i think im gonna stop right there because as im typing this i realise that yeah this is actually normal innit there IS something wrong with me after all sjshsjsvdjsjsksjsshsjshdhsksj

#anyway. bestie's going through a break up and im terrified because there's many Emotions #and like i love her and good for her that she's expressing them but i could never 💀 #there may actually be a point when desperately trying to rationalise EVERYTHING makes you incapable of truly letting yourself *feel* stuff #and babyyyyy im WAY past that point ive realised hsgsjsgshshshsgdsjh #therapy starts in march pray for me lmao #god. mom was right. im JUST LIKE MY FATHER (DEROGATORY) 💀💀💀

[neiled-it]

dude (romantic), pookie (platonic), babe (derogatory)

#inspired by my bestie #he says dude romantically #and i call him babe in a derogatory way #its chill tho

[fluffypotatey]

also. azure lion

to be specific, the phishing emails would pertain to swk and they would be about how to woo and crush your ex-friend/monkey whom you used as a weapon

#i actually don’t hate azure #i just also don’t love him BUT i do like how he works in the narrative and wish we got more of him #also bullying him is fun #i would hunt this guy for sport (affectionate) #unlike peng whom i would hunt for sport (derogatory) #tbh i think azure unknowingly used swk more than he thought #what i mean is that azure idolized SWK’s power and kingship to his monkeys and thought it would benefit his plans #the friendship came after that #and yeah they were good friends (but I don’t think they were super close but out of the brotherhood (sans macky) they were close) #like here’s my process of azure’s side of the friendship: #what a powerful monkey -> AND he treats his ppl kindly??? -> we could use someone like that -> we could use HIM -> #-> this is my bestie -> this guy could be my king -> this guy betrayed our trust and surrendered -> why is on THEIR side??? #course this is my interpretation but yeah #uh didn’t mean to ramble but there you go #lmk #lmk azure lion #asks #blorbo bingo

[gilves]

“when i look back and see one set of footprints- is that samothes carrying me, or is that hella carrying me” no one ever needs to play a paladin ever again in any ttrpg because hadrian friends at the table has already won

#saying this here as though jambs won’t see it anyways. but i am nominally limiting spoilers to you you’re welcome #what if you were the most devout paladin in the world (derogatory). but your best friend was evil #and also every time you talked to god you rolled bad so you genuinely have no idea what your god wants anyways #AND ALSO THE EVIL BESTIE UNBEKNOWNST TO YOU BOTH WIELDS THE SWORD THAT SLEW YOUR GOD AND THUS HOLDS HIS SOUL #had to edit to add that bc i FORGOT oh my goddd #if jamie or bankston read these tags that spoiler is on you

[pastelauroras]

fem!harringrove makes my heart go whoosh and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem <3

#my art (derogatory) #fem!harringrove #fem!steve harrington #fem!billy hargrove #stevie harrington #billie hargrove #harringrove #steve harrington #billy hargrove #harringrove art #why do they have both post starcourt scars AND their work uniforms from the first s3 episode? idk either bestie #at least I had fun making this <3 #everything gets ugly when you zoom in tho because I made this in two fucking seconds

[kelpiemomma]

me on my bullshit 💪

anyway, here are the determined family dynamics of akari, ingo, and khan.

#khan a. #the (bastard) is affectionate (most of the time) #nana is connected to khan with 'bestie (derogatory)' from khan to nana #sorry for my writing lol #ingo is 'family (man)' just because i personally thought it was funny that he was. family man.

[kaltacore]

the hardest part about getting my friends into dragon age/mass effect is stopping myself from shitting on bioware while they play. I LOVE bioware games they've literally altered my brain chemistry and trajectory of my life but sometimes they make my blood boil. it must look so confusing like yes I hate half of bioware writing choices with passion no I wasn't lying when I called these games a peak fiction

#my bestie is finally playing mass effect and i can't be salty on twitter anymore so one day we can be salty together #these games suck (affectionately) #(but sometimes derogatory) #dragon age #mass effect #bioware critical

[h-doodles]

not to be a tender bitch on main @ 4:24 am but i love my funky little internet friends

#UR MY BESTIES MY MEOWSTIES AND MY WORSTIES #every1 of u all makes me insane (derogatory) (affectionate²) #anyways MRRP sending mental bites (affectionate) hehe #mutual.txt

[foryouthegays]

assigned autistic silly lore enjoyer mentally ill by homestuck

#and i am correct #also fuck u cronus u fucking suck ill kill you i will dont fucking test me #nepeta is my bestie i think shes neat calliope is such an interesting character like hello????? kankris a bitch (affectionate) (derogatory) #and dirk is like. such a guy he makes me laugh #i have excellent taste and this is a fact

[velidewrites]

Tell me why I just got this overwhelming urge to rewatch The Hunger Games?????

#bestie (self derogatory) it’s been like ten years you need to get over it #okay but i just saw a really good tiktok of the ‘if it weren’t for the baby scene’ and MY GOD #i forgot how much this series has shaped 12 year old veli

[lu-is-not-ok]

My boy is in the Intermission, time to celebrate.

#my art #zampanio #zampaniosim #farragofiction #adventuresimwest #the blorbos #k #khana #my worstie (affectionate) #my bestie (derogatory) #i am loving his inclusion #he's such an irresponsible asshole i love him #if there's one lesson we'll learn from this intermission #is that k should not be left alone in charge of an amnesiac himbo