#my mouth and throat feel so bad

[blindmagdalena]

homelander and a partner that just randomly bites him for absolutely no reason other than the fact they find him too cute to not bite him. like cute aggression. one moment homie's just chillon next to r and all of a sudden, chomp, right on his shoulder or arm. bites his fingers whenever theyre making out or getting frisky. nips his lips you know.

this is just homelander brain rot, i find him very biteable.

hope you feel better btw

ahaha yes! i wrote this!

you're extremely right. i also find this man profoundly bitable. i don't know if it's the invulnerability or what, i just need to know what it feels like. i need to chew him. he's so fucking cute that i just rrrrgghhhhghghghghhhhhhh

#i wanna stick my finger in his mouth when he yawns #i want to harass this man so bad #i need it okay #i AM feeling better btw thank you #my throat is still a little fucked up but it's nothing homelander's $&*% wouldn't fix #who said that #homelander x reader #x reader #homelander x you #darling anon #ask and you shall receive

[witherbythesword]

I feel like a fucking feral animal that needs to be pinned down by the throat and stabbed.. i mean fucked argh no what i wanted to say.. is i need to be fucking sta

#nsfwtext #loosing my marbles #thinking about fucking provoking them #acting out #scratching them #to make them violate me and fuck me to pieces because i need it so so much #but they just think it's cute #poking fun at me for being so desperate for them #being pinned by the throat i slowly start getting weaker and they praise me for being good and relaxing #fucking me oh so slowly and it's NOT ENOUGH #but it's all I am going to get #struggling #trying to fuck myself back into them #but it just makes them press harder #until I am all still #like a little doll #teary eyed from my endless need and how feeling them rut into me so gently doesn't give me any relief.. it just makes it worse #feeling like going crazy and breaking down while they push a finger into my mouth to suck on #slapping me and then going back to chockeing me. #feeling my arousal built more and more #wanting them so much it doesn't matter if it's pleasure or pain begging to be kicked or fucked harder or cut or punched or skull fucked #just anything to truely feel them #argh #i am about to start biting people i need this #thinking about the times someone made me hurt so bad during a scene i felt like I need to throw up #like me brain was all pain and somehow it still got worse with each hit #that pain is so bad i feel like blacking out #saying yellow and #how just one touch was enough to flip the switch and what was pain just a second before was now arousal uggh am so needy for pain rn #when you are so full of pain in a scene it's like your consciousness morphs and all there is is you and pain and your partner

[sluttish-armchair]

ADHD meds are working great right now so I started fixing the hallway.

Before:

After:

It looks much better this way. More 2001: A Space Odyssey-ish and less amateurish.

#Never ending corridor my beloved #Mi amor #you say it’s red mi amor mi amor #I’m more hyper in some ways and less hyper in others. It’s weird #I used to barely talk at all and now I’m a bottomless pit of scholarly chatter with a gigantic vocabulary and flawless clarity #But I don’t jiggle my leg or chew on my mouth or crack my joints as much #I’m wired but also don’t feel so anxious like I’m gonna crawl out of my skin #I’m not that afraid of displeasing people either #The downsides: I am blinking an obnoxious amount #and the whole “shiver up the back of my neck causing me to violently cock my head” thing has gotten worse #I guess it can worsen tics which is… fun. Not that I had many (or any of extreme severity) to begin with. But still #And my throat feels like the fucking Mojave complete with cacti when I wake up but hey I’m drinking more water so that’s not entirely bad

[jackalhadrurusluvr]

i have no idea Why my body decides to feel this Specific Kind of Miserable or Why it Happens but ive decided jackal will now suffer with me. he is in handshakes with me

#jackal tag #i dont even know how to describe it but i feel it come and go and it is terrrrriibllee #i can feel my heartbeat way too much and all of my body feels so heavy and tired and i cant get enough #air in me lungs and my brain feels foggy and i feel a bit nauseous but i think that may just be a #hashtag constipation problem bc it was Bad today #and my mouth and throat is soooooo dry i am begging for just a smidge of humidity #its a kind of exhaustion that doesnt make me want to sleep but i cant move and i can barely think cohesively #and so. i bid thee jackal hadrurus this ailment #may he wallow in the misery just as i do

[ryryryryryryryryry]

Went to the dentist for the first time in 10ish years, she told me how I have 0 cavities and absolutely beautiful teeth (I know). I was planning on getting my cyst removed tomorrow, because that’s when the oral surgeon is in. IT POPPED TONIGHT WHILE I WAS EATING PEANUT BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE.

#my cyst is called a ranula #and it’s basically the salivary gland gets trauma and fills with mucous #and the dentist told me she was in awe with mine #she’s never seen one nearly as big and said she hoped that she’d be free when I had my appointment so she would be able to see the surgeon #drain it #so guess how much mucous was just in my mouth #and guess how big of a hole I have in my mouth now? #I’m still going to the appointment to make sure everything’s cleared out and I don’t need sutures but I’m so relieved #the amount of pressure I had #it went into my throat and neck and into my cheeks and ears that’s how bad it was #i feel like a new person

[spaghetticat3899]

I’m gonna go back in time and kill my parents for procreating and making me, and giving me the AuDHD trait of hearing every tiny noise and hating it

#spaghetti speaks #I can’t ever have a break when I’m on break because people CLEAR THEIR THROAT EVERY 30 SECONDS #I want to claw at my ears I H A T E #I hate all noises having to do with the respiratory and digestive systems #I can hear it all- I cannot escape all the mouth and organ noises- AAAAAAAAAA #“You’re being dramatic calm your tits” #I feel every noise I hear in my ears #i hate it so much #its nice with music because it’s like I can feel the instruments in a song #but everything else it’s EUGH #I don’t want to hear your lip-smacking throat clearing sniffles bad singing/humming #I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOUR UNFUNNY TIKTOKS EITHER #i’m ranting #I’m just annoyed I can never enjoy my breaks because of my stupid sensitive ears

[patchworkmelody]

Biting and maiming companies that put important ingredients under

♡Natural Flavors♡

Now on top of my flu symptoms I've got a burning mouth and nasty stomachache because I had to chug water to wash the menthol out of my mouth. Which I am Highly Allergic to. But the cough drops didn't list it as an ingredient on the package! I had to find that information online instead.

Every day I gotta watch my back for those Natural Flavor assassins. Shaking my fist at them eternally

#rant #i'm so mad #as if i wasn't feeling awful enough already! #i guess i'm lucky it wasn't worse #usually menthol stuff constricts my throat and breathing #so an irritated mouth and stomach ache isn't so bad in comparison #but it still sucks

[schmidtho]

tryna talk myself out of drinking lotion bc i’m half convinced it’ll make my throat feel better

#i know it WONT and it will instead make me SICK bc lotion is not meant to b INGESTED #but my throat hurts so goddamn bad!!! #and i can’t breathe through my fucking nose #which means literally every breath in through my mouth feels like SANDPAPER #i cant even sleep w my ac on bc it make the room too dry and my throat too cold #so i’m dying of heat and wanna kms #i’m so fucking miserable #if it weren’t for the fact that it’s the first week back i’d call out tomorrow!!! #but i can’t!!!

[andromedasummer]

listen i need u people to understand that when i say i find your white man unattractive specifically to me and my tastes/say i am surprised they are found conventionally attractive, it is 99% because their style of facial hair is giving me such a bad sensory reaction i cannot look at them. i am sure your man is normal under there. if i look at his patchy beard any longer i am going to have to lock myself in a room and stim or i'll bite something and tear out my fingernails and not in a good way.

#i dont get it either okay #its like. specifically dark patchy beards #where its more stubble than a beard #i cannot stand it #the only way i can describe it is like. #i look at it and i feel a sense of tenseness in my chest/throat. im itchy under the fingernails and feel the need to scratch #my body and brain are telling me to run and i will need to get something soft to relax #few things for my sense trigger this and ive been trying to acclimate to them cos. cant go through life like that #first and in the past. the worst. is cordouroy. screamed when put on it or wearing it as a toddler. taught myself to not feel the urge #to rip and tear and meltdown when simply touching/seeing it. can now wear cordouroy pants and hats #if i bite down into a mushroom the feeling in my mouth makes me want to shut down and cry #and then. theres whatever the fuck is going on with the beards #its entirely visual i dont mind how beards/stubble feel i got used to them cos my dad would hug me when i was little #and it would rub against my cheek #its so bad i have actively stopped liking people i once found attractive because of that specific style of facial hair #idk what it is it just makes their face cause an internal aggressive fuzz inside of me #and i have to look away #i thought it was personal taste but then lime confirmed they experience the same thing #when looking at a guy i was talking about who sends me to sensory hell #so its an autism thing i guess #which means. acclimation time. so i have to get used to seeing dark haired dudes with weird spotty short patchy facial hair eugh

[of-nyon]

Having to actually eat food my beloathed :/

#why am i so bad at this #fun combo today of absolutely horrendous night #+ acid reflux #so my mouth/throat feels like shit #it's 2023 what is this bullshit

[avatar-aaang]

day 4 of being sick. why this. why am I not better yet. I've been taking all the meds, sleeping like there's no tomorrow, keeping up with my liquids of all varieties. Like when will I be better.

#personal #the room is spinning so bad #and i think i might vomit again even tho i really really don't want to #but literally anything to feel better at this point #my throat is so dry too bc i try to breathe through my nose but half wsy to sleep my nose will clog up #and ill mouth breathe and i dont realize until i wake up and my throat hurts #thankfully i am going to the doctor tomorrow so maybe i can get some heavier meds then bc i dont wanna miss another day of work #im already on day 2 of skipping #not a fan of that #im missing out on so much money just to be fucking miserable at home #not that i could even attempt to drive to be miserable anywhere else but you know lol #anyway pls send good vibes or prayers or something bc i need it. Cedric needs it too #hes been taking care of me this whole time and i think it's finally catching up to him ://

[starstruckmiraclekitty]

“Choke me.”

Simon’s brain nearly short circuited at your words, and he looked down at you with furrowed brows, his cock still nestled deep within you. “What?”

“I said choke me, please.” You whined, your eyes locked on your lover as he slowed the movements of his hips. “Been wanting it so bad, Si.”

“I don’t want to hurt you.” Simon said softly, leaning his forehead against yours. His eyes drifted down toward your neck, which was littered with soft bruises he’d left with his teeth earlier that night. His breath hitched in his throat at the sight, his mouth watering with the urge to add to the marks.

“Please, Si, you won’t hurt me. I trust you.” You pleaded, pouting your bottom lip out just the way you knew he liked.

Your eyes were pleading, and Simon felt a warmth spreading in his belly. He fucking loved when you begged him. “You tell me if it’s too much, got it?”

You gave a firm nod, your pussy clenching around your husband’s thick length in anticipation. You leaned your head further back into the pillow, showing off your neck to your Simon.

His hand loosely found the base of your throat, his fingers lightly wrapping around it. He watched as your eyes fluttered shut, and heard a soft moan emit from your lips.

His fingers tightened their grip, putting just enough pressure to have your mouth falling open slightly, and Simon would by lying if he said the sight didn’t cause his cock to twitch inside of you.

“Fuck.” He groaned, feeling you tighten around him once more. He couldn’t remove his eyes from the sight of his hand around your throat. It felt wrong, seeing how huge his hand was, covering nearly your entire throat- but fuck, did it do something to him.

You were completely under his command, and he could feel your pulse quicken from beneath his fingers. You were completely his, to do with what he wanted. He tightened his grip just a bit more, feeling you slightly gasp at the force.

He picked up the movement of his hips, his cock sliding in and out of you with ease. You let out a strangled moan, and Simon could feel it against the palm of his hand. The feeling of the vibrations against his hand had a moan of his own slipping from his lips.

“You’re so fuckin’ naughty, you know that?” Simon panted, struggling not to close his eyes from how tightly you were clenching around his length. “My dirty girl, likes to be choked yeah? Likes to have her man’s fingers around her throat while he fucks her?”

He could feel you whine again, and it nearly made him feral. It unlocked a primal urge within Simon he didn’t even know he had. You looked so small underneath him, so innocent, so submissive.

It made him want to ruin you.

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A/N: for some reason my brain is running dry on kinks to write- please spam me with kinks😭😭

#simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #simon riley imagine #cod imagine #mw2 imagine #ghost x reader #ghost mw2 #female reader

[ilsanslut]

MEN who cum so much that it damn near bloats your tummy by the time he’s emptied his balls inside of you. a majority of the reason he cums so much is that he doesn’t jack off often. after all, why should he when he has you around to fuck his stupidly thick cock into and pump you with rope after rope of his hot cum instead? it’s heavy, it’s thick, and it’s opaquely white with the consistency of liquid cream—like melted vanilla ice cream. you always feel so delightfully full by the time he’s emptied himself into you. every time he pulls out of you, your hole always clenches around nothing, trying desperately to keep what you can inside, but it’s near impossible. there's just so much of it that you can’t help but have it leak out of you—thick, milky, steaming globs rolling down the creases of your nethers in a disgustingly lewd fashion—one that he couldn’t get enough of. that’s fine by him, though; after all, it just gives him the excuse to go round after round, fucking his cum so deep into you that you wouldn’t even dream of it dribbling out of you.

sometimes, you just have to wrap your lips around his fat balls that are practically gurgling with his virile seed, twitching in your mouth as he makes you work for your 'reward'. don’t even get me started on when he fucks your throat. his cock is so big, so monstrously thick, that your jaw begins to ache within seconds of wrapping your lips around him. he has to ease you through it as his massive cock nearly suffocates you and stuffs your tiny throat full.

“yeah, that’s it, angel.” he drawls as he languidly thrusts into your mouth, feeding you inch after inch of his heavy mass. “that’s it, take it, sweetness. you can do it. you’re my good little cockslut, aren’t you? haah, shit. you hungry for my cum? wanna feel it pumping down your throat and into your pretty tummy? yeah? oh fuck, baby. you drive me insane.”

not to mention, he’s a head pusher. he doesn’t want you to spill a single drop when he finally comes undone, holding you by the back of your head against the fine hair of his pelvis and drowning you in his light, masculine scent. his taste isn’t bad either. it tastes nothing like strawberries or anything, but it is oddly enjoyable in that the saltiness is just right—not overbearing, but not so much that you want to spit it out. god forbid you waste a single drop.

“oh? looks like you’ve made a mess, baby.” he says as he thumbs the creamy substance at the corner of your swollen brims to push back into your panting maw.

“don’t worry, angel. there’s plenty more where that came from.”

kaiser michael. NAGI SEISHIRO. KUNIGAMI RENSUKE. shoei barou. itoshi sae. itoshi rin. CHIGIRI HYOMA. MIKAGE REO. SHIDOU RYUSEI. NANAMI KENTO. GETO SUGURU. kamo choso. FUSHIGURO TOJI. sukuna. GOJO SATORU. mahito. WRIOTHESLEY. zhongli. neuvillette. CHILDE. ALHAITHAM. kamisato ayato. RAGNVINDR DILUC. tighnari. scaramouche/wanderer. HEIZOU. xiao.

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