#need some t1000

[xionthelostpuppet]

#terminator 2 #t 1000 #robert patrick #terminatoredit #Terminator 2: Judgment Day #t1000 #ughh #need some t1000 #the only other scene i havent gifed yet

[persnicketypomelo]

All right my dude, you ask for some different fandom request(s) and here I am.

What do you think of someone meeting the T1000 from Terminator 2 and (somehow!) the machine decided that it has a strange affinity for you? That it would rather follow you and insure you’re safety than to hunt down John Connor.

If you’re unfamiliar with the fandom/don’t want to write for the character I totally understand.

May inspiration strike you like lightning on whatever you decide to write!

That's a really good idea! The actor who plays T-1000 is really good at portraying a robotic inhuman android--awesome performance from him in the movie.

Yandere T-1000 Scenario

These androids have some degree of sentience, not in the way that we are familiar with as humans, but enough to make independent decisions

As to why his or its focus shifts to you is a bit of an anomaly

Perhaps you remind him, in some way, of the target he was sent to the past to eliminate

Humans are simple, fleshy, vulnerable

Maybe that is why the T-1000 decides you are in need of its protection

It is unlikely you would know that this android is stalking you at first

Eventually, the odd feeling that something is off in the people around you creeps up, to the point you can't ignore the uncomfortable sensation

So you decide to test your uneasiness by casually bringing up past memories in conversation with the suspicious friends and family, but with a deliberate error

Perhaps an important detail left out or a construed event

To your alarm, none of the people you test point out your mistake

Something is definitely wrong

It's why you take a few essential belongings and drive out-of-town to a motel in the middle-of-nowhere

Just until you can figure out what is making the hair on the back of your neck quiver and stand on end

You pull into the parking lot only to be greeted by a young boy trailed by a stoic looking man in sunglasses

It is hard to believe the boy--John Connor as he calls himself--when he says that you're being followed by an android sent from the future

It is even more impossible to believe when the man behind the boy, who also claims to be a robot, says that the...thing...following you is a T-1000 android, an advanced, indestructable model sent by some company called "Skynet"

You almost entertain the possibility that you are dreaming this whole interaction, until the man--android tells you that this model shapeshifts into people it's killed

And then you connect the dots with the strange behavior of your friends and family...

Had that...thing killed them? Was it using their forms to deceive you? What did it want from you?

The android accompanying the boy notes that it is quite unusual that the T-1000 had not killed you yet, and it puzzles both of them as to why it is stalking you

All you know is that the boy tells you that his android will keep you safe, and offers for you to join them in their journey to Pescadero State Hospital

With little other options to avoid the android invading your life, you agree to go with them

When you next encounter the T-1000, you know it is him the moment you see his dead eyes in the asylum

You've never see that face before, but you recognise the unsettling chill you feel run down your spine

And that he-it melts through the bars of the gate as soon it meets your eyes

As if the android could just choose what physical laws apply to him

The whole time as you glance back the rear window of the police car, until his running form fades to a small speck, you can feel his eyes trained on you

Even once he's no longer out of sight, you know better than to believe that you're safe

Your nightmares are just beginning

#terminator #terminator 2 #t 1000 #john connor #reader insert #x reader #stalking #horror #yandere

[sometimeskaiju]

We're about to start a Necessary Evil Campaign, and so I wanted to cover the characters in this game. The PCs, the NPCs will come up organically. Now, other read throughs I have read and groups on Facebook that talk about this campaign have all had what I would say are fairly normal, evil human who has superpowers batman or the flash style villains. But not my group of chaos goblins.

We start with the seemingly normal "The Gift".

The Gift, or Carl as he usually goes, teleports. This sounds pretty normal right? No. Carl explodes when he teleports, or rather, the concussive force of the spontaneous displacement... look, he has a Damage Field that's Permanent, but also Contingent on Teleport, so he can't not explode on tele-- I'm not getting into the rules but teleport makes explode. So when he activates his teleport the equivalent of a grenade goes off hurting everything and everyone in the area. And no, he can't choose not to hurt things or people, so he can't like, teleport to the hostage or teleport you out of danger. Oh, and his weapon of choice? He throws grenades.

Then alphabetically we have Glocktopus. A genetically engineered gun toting Octopus. Literally an octopus with telepathy, guns, aand some disguise as human skills, like Octodad but also al Capone. I don't remember whether he always walks on 2 tentacles aand has 6 guns, or usually has 8.

Then Grave Mistake, a cursed necromancer who summons zombies and has bad luck powers, causing people to make mistakes and also machines to break but also he is throwing zombies at you. He may be the least insane.

Next is Major Zen'cha. The Major is a slug like alien which came to Earth to conquer it, only to have his thunder stolen when the V'Sori conquered it first. Bad timing. So he has a super suit that looks like a human but is nigh indestructible. Zen'cha isn't the fiercest in combat, but he is quite the tank and skill monkey (skill sluggy). All of his points went into being skilled and smart, aand all of his powers went into being hard to kill.

And finally, Ufrek. Ufrek is a malleable silvery robot, think the T1000 from T2 except it's always shiny silver and never has a color. Ufrek turns it's body into blades and spikes and has no ethics or morals, and is really really good at close combat. He is a Cuisinart with legs.

So that's it. That's my crew, as it stands now.

Right now they're in a V'Sori prison being transported to a lab, where some of them will be dissected and others will simply be destroyed.

But unbeknownst to them (but beknownst to us!), Baron Blade has a mighty need for exactly the kind of distraction our Protagonists can provide!

Wait? Baron Blade? Like from Sentinels of the Multiverse? Yes. I'm setting this particular iteration of Necessary Evil: Invasion in the SotM universe, which mostly means changing a few NPC names.

#savage worlds #necessary evil #ttrpg #fuckHasbro #supervillains #character creation #necessary evil Invasion #swade #these pcs are absolute chaos goblins

[crownedinmarigolds]

🕷🔫💖 for khloe? (spider, pistol, sparkling heart)

MY BABY GIRL! MY HONEY! MY SWEETIE!!! I was so excited to see you ask about her!!!

This ask is for my Vampire the Masquerade character, Khloe Osbourne, a Ventrue Thinblood!

(Yes, Ralph-boob was necessary)

🕷️ SPIDER - what is their biggest fear? do they have any irrational / mundane fears?

Khloe's biggest fear overall is letting down her coterie. She loves her boys deeply and definitely has unhealthily latched onto them, and the thought of them dying due to her mistakes or even just being hateful of her presence scares her immensely. She was just a lonely data-entry clerk homebody who suddenly has a closeknit community with a cause, she does NOT want to lose them. Possibly upsetting Christian - who she knows rationally is a good man who would understand and not hate her - makes her sweat. Breaking Ralph's heart? Oh God. Letting down Kyle who had helped her so much to get used to this shaky new world? Devastation.

Khloe does have a more IMMEDIATE and legitimately threatening fear: The Sheriff of Atlanta, Sir Godwynn Forrester. The coterie while trying to get some Thinblood hostages to safety came across him, firebombed him, and thanks to this MF having insane Fortitude he came out like a burning painting coming full T1000 at them. The coterie was like "Yeah that shouldn't be allowed to live." They got out of there, but the image is forever haunting them.

🔫 PISTOL - do they trust people easily? how easily will they turn their back to someone? have they been backstabbed before? will they betray someone if given an ultimatum?

Damn this one is an intense one. Khloe is a bit in a jam. She definitely doesn't trust people EASILY, but she did fall hard and fast for her coterie companionship. Perhaps it's how gently they helped her transition to this new life while also not holding back the information she NEEDED to know. She trusts her coterie with her life - whether or not this will be a good or bad thing has yet to be seen in the Chronicle! Everyone outside of the coterie gets the hard side eye, and she runs through the board's (coterie's) opinions a few times over before deciding what to do. Thanks to the few encounters with Fullbloods she's had, she basically has a permanent distrust of every single one she meets. Khloe is a ride or die, and would have an awful time turning her back on those she's promised to. It would have to be extREMELY heinous of a situation for Khloe to give up. Khloe has had the normal "backstabbed" situations, very light and melodramatic, but she definitely hasn't fully experienced REAL backstabbery... yet. Her life before her Embrace was very mild and easy-going and she's still only a few months old. If given an ultimatum... it depends. Khloe was raised Christian, and while she's agnostic she's finding a bit of faith again, and it's giving her a bit of a martyr complex. She'd probably pick the grave over betrayal.

💖 SPARKLING HEART - are they a subtle or a showy lover?

Khloe probably LOOKS like a subtle lover because her current lover - Ralph, a Nosferatu Thinblood - is so out there and show-offy that probably all else looks pale in comparison. Khloe is an open and loving woman who isn't embarrassed of her partner! She's had a few partners before that were pretty standard and normal, and while a private person she isn't SHY about PDA, but Ralph is a whole other animal and she's definitely getting more and more "YEP. THIS IS MY MANS. DEAL."

#personal #ask #kentuckycaverats #khloe #thinblood #vtm #vtm oc #vampire the masquerade #the poisoned peach: atl by night

[prsk-krow]

I'M BACK!! KINDA!

So, if you're wondering how I've been doing, no need to worry, I've been doing fine! Almost as soon as I started my break my family and I bought Pokemon Scarlet! I still haven't finished it, but it was a relaxing break from nonstop Prosekai...

However, soon after a week of it, the Prosekai Ruch came back! Only problem was, I didn't have writing energy yet, so it was back to playing! And that meant becoming more active in tiering servers and even joining more! Now I'm part of 3 tiering servers, 1 casual and 2 semi-serious! (MRE, DS and BUG) and, with that, I finally started my own tiering experience!!

Yup, that's right, I'm tiering for valentines! I was normally aiming for t1000, but now I want to test how far I can go, hehe •^•. So, that's where I've been! Writing muse is now slowly coming back, and soon enough, I'll be fueled with even more energy to write! However, that's gonna take a few more days, so please continue to wait for me! I promise it'll all be worth it!

For now, I shall remain chatting with mutuals, making requests, and filling one or two lines of text on a draft! ×^× if you've not gotten bored of my inactive, TYSM!! So, to finish things off, I'd love to present some new writing blogs to you!

@sokutni

@averagemizukikinnie

And with that, I take my leave once again! -^-

#/cawcaw #/cawmoots

[l-wannabe-l]

I posted 617 times in 2022

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I tagged 212 of my posts in 2022

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#terminator 2 - 41 posts

#t-1000 - 39 posts

#austin - 31 posts

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#aria connor - 16 posts

Longest Tag: 124 characters

#cuz like ''the manifestation of a particularly magical 10 year old's idea of a perfect hero'' isn't unbelievable in universe

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Aria Connor and Marlene Monroe 😅

I- I love it😭

Please accept this sketch I made of Marlene.

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7 notes - Posted July 11, 2022

#4

Sketch Dump

Went flipping through my old sketchbook and thought I'd share somethings with everyone especially @one-boring-person since these contain some sketches of the T-750/Eve her Terminator oc and some things inspired by her old fic.

Pictured here is a sketch that I did include in Eve's full body but what was cropped out was the first sketch of my OC Aria which I drew alongside her.

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8 notes - Posted February 23, 2022

#3

Help Me Understand

Austin wants answers to his questions about love whether or not Aria's ready face her own answers.

For @mimeticpolyalloy1000

Heavy footfalls, the forceful opening of a door, and the sudden blinding flash of artificial light after steady nighttime darkness bring Aria out of her sleepy time.

“Aria I need to ask you something,” Austin says formally announcing his presence only to be met with a sleepy and annoyed groan.

"Austin, not that I'm mad but why are you in my room at 3 in the morning?" At her response, he turns to look at the digital clock on her bedside, long enough to register the blinking numbers.

“... Should I come back later?” Aria sits up in bed making sure her pajamas, consisting of a thin tank and comfy pajama bottoms, covered everything. Not that she thinks Austin would give it much notice.

"No no, if I don't answer your question you'll just pace up and down the place keeping me up anyway." She says motioning him to sit down, expecting him to sit near the foot of the bed only to fluster when he sits down only a foot or two away from her. She clears her throat, composing herself before continuing “So what did you want to ask me?”

“I need you to explain what it means to love someone.” Less of a question, more like a demand said in the same factoid way of speech he has when intaking information.

"... Huh,” she uttered, wondering if it was too late to send him away. “Listen, love can mean different things to different people so I can't guarantee that it'll be the same to other people," Aria tells him, not very keen on having this conversation at all.

"Well, what does it mean to you?" Austin’s counter-question gave Aria pause, she had to turn away from him as she really thought about it. She had put the need to prepare for this moment on the backburner, both to keep a level head in the midst of the battle for the future and because she didn’t actually know how to describe love.

To Aria, love was once a cozy woodside cabin with a grandmother who smelled like lilac and taught her how to make paper flowers. Or an apartment with her mom who would bring home her favorite food from the diner she worked at. And her aunt Ginger who once had a bright smile and a contagious laugh, reserved for moments like when she tried to teach Aria how to use makeup to comically bad results. Nowadays, love came in the form of a mother who could be as cold and strict as gunmetal and just as unrelenting. Love also came in the form of her little brother with impish smiles and big hazel eyes that always betrayed his thoughts and emotions in a way only she was ever around to read. Her brother, who she was tasked to guard from the first moment her mother felt him kick and who she seriously vowed to protect when he first held her finger in his little baby fists.

“I think love means to care about someone enough to put their happiness and well-being over your own. Because when you see them smile and hear them laugh, you want nothing more than to make sure that they can keep it no matter what it takes…even if the means hurt you in the process.” When she was done talking she turned back to Austin, in time to see his gaze shift from her to just over her shoulder, Aria could tell he wasn't looking at anything in particular and was taking a moment to analyze her response both the intended verbal answer and the unintentional physical reaction she had to the question. It unnerved her how well Austin could read her and it’s with those same nerves that she asks her next question.

"Austin,” at the sound of Aria’s voice Austin focused his eyes back on hers, “we've been around each other for a few weeks now so why did you wait so long to ask."

"I needed time to process. I needed to know if these new… feelings would correspond with your explanation." He explains, simple words ladened with not so simple meanings.

"And?" Austin gave an uncharacteristic and unsure shrug. A very human gesture of cluelessness, too human for either’s comfort. "... What do you know, Austin?" Aria's voice seemed to startle her for a second as if she hadn't meant to say it out loud before she schooled her features back down to a neutral farce. She knew she had just asked a dangerous question but she needed to know his answer, for her own sake.

Austin shifted closer to Aria on the bed to the point he could faintly hear her heart beating at a quickened pace. He made sure to keep eye contact with her as he gave his answer.

"I know that I look for you when you're not around. I know that when you are, I can’t bring myself to be far from you. I know I've memorized everything from your appearance to your speech pattern. But that doesn't stop me from wanting to hear more of your voice. Doesn't stop me from wanting to… see more of you." His eyes flick down for the briefest moment and Aria's tank top suddenly felt way too heavy and way too thick.

“I know all these wants confuse and alarm me in a way I hadn’t been able to describe.” There was a ‘till now’ that went unsaid, but both knew it was insinuated.

“And most of all,” he says as he leans in even closer till their faces were inches apart, “I want to know what you know, Aria.” He says as his eyes roam her face searching for something Aria’s not sure she wants him finding. Apparently, he doesn't find it and he lets a small, almost sad, smile fall upon his lips.

“But I know that’s not gonna happen anytime soon,” he said as he leaned back still holding Aria’s attention captive, “So, for now, I’ll leave you to rest. Goodnight Aria.” And as swiftly as he entered, he left, turning off the lights and closing the door behind him. The only evidence that he had been there was the ragged breath Aria let out, after unconsciously holding it in. Despite Austin’s words and the early hour she knew she definitely wasn’t getting any more sleep tonight.

11 notes - Posted April 21, 2022

#2

Squad A Au

Do you think squad A could have completed the mission.

It's an AU. Blackguard never betrayed the team so Amanda didn't make them into a scrape goat and they made it past the beach. There's no squad B which could also mean that Amanda placed Peacemaker on this team or one of the original members is her inside man.

Everything I'm about to say is a mix based on the movie(s?), A quick search through wikis, and just what I think would make for a good story/movie.

The Lineup

Harley and Rick have both proven themselves as very smart and capable people so I'm going to focus on the others.

Mongal: This is someone that went head to head with Superman AND LIVED she definitely should not have died via fire. She has super strength, super speed, and invulnerability. She's also an alien warrior so she knows how to fight. In the comics she has an energy chest cannon and since her costume has the same design feature imma go ahead and give her that.

T.D.K: He's definitely Arm-Fall-Off-Boy/Splitter so I'm going to have to be very generous with him. Wiki says that his arms cannot reattach, they instead can regrow within minutes, and in the comics he's shown to regularly use them as blunt weapons. What does this mean? It means that no matter what happened to his arms once they detach they should not have any affect on his main body at all. The movies make it clear he has telekinetic control over them and while, yes, only 2 arms attacking you is kind of pathetic a good dozen, however, is nightmare fuel. He's also 1 of 2 members of the team that started off as a hero. In fact as far as I can tell he was never a villain in any of his comic appearances.

Savant: The other member that started off on the right side of the track. Well, he was a pretty violent vigilante so maybe middle of the road is a more apt term. His on screen persona seems to be much older than his comic counterpart so it's safe to say he's been doing villainy for a while now. By far the smartest member of the team, despite being an expert marksman his most dangerous ability is his hacking. Which he used as a villain to blackmail and extort others.

Blackguard: He's an idiot but he's an idiot you'd want in your corner during a fight. His suit grants him ergokinesis, control of energy, which he uses to construct weapons such as shields, maces, and whips. Considering he's also an expert marksman it's not an impossibility that he could make energy bullets either. Wiki states he's got superhuman strength, idk if that's all him or if it comes from the suit. Either way he's got it.

Javelin: He is an Olympic athlete who, as far as I can tell, turned to villainy just for the hell of it. I already said I think his weapon is magic, what I didn't mention was that I think his javelin is an all-in-oner. Everything his specially engineered javelins could do in the comics his magic javelin can do in the movie. Smoke screen, explosions, etc. The reason Harley couldn't do that is because only he knows all the secrets of the magic javelin.

Captain Boomerang: This is the man that knocked out The Flash with a boomerang and tied him to a rocket boomerang. I don't know if these were on the same day but the fact remains he did it. He's deceptively smart, no one manages to rob every bank in Australia without a couple of good braincells. Unlike movie!Javelin he actually does make all his own specialized weapons. He's also an explosive engineer, do with that what you will.

Weasel: He has killed 27 children before so there's obviously some bloodlust that the team could possibly weaponize, but then again they were children so there's no knowing how good he can actually fight, and then again again he's a weasel and they can be mean mfs. Basically, jury's out on this one.

The Dynamics

Sometimes a family is an exasperated father (Savant), his 6 kids and their murderous pet weasel that's still alive somehow.

Blackguard would definitely be the little brother that T.D.K, Harley, and Boomerang like to mess with. He'd try to go to Rick or Savant to get them to stop. He'd learn pretty quickly Ricks the only one who'll actually try to help.

Javelin flirts with everyone (bar weasel) at least once. Mongal threatened to stick his javelin where the sun don't shine. T.D.K is described as being mischievous and fun loving so there's a good chance he flirted back. Savant glared at him menacingly until he apologized and backed away. Blackguard, the poor idiot, couldn't tell he was being hit on so it just made the exchange funny/awkward for all involved. Boomerang definitely flirted back with a sexual innuendo about his own "javelin".

When the truth comes out I can see T.D.K immediately siding with Rick. Savant would need a bit more convincing, like say the death/threat of death of one of his kids teammates.

Idk if I want Weasel to "die" on the beach only for him to come back later as a joke/dues ex machina. Or for him to try and eat/attack his teammates like Nanaue did but because they can't reason with him it just goes "No, bad Weasel. Bad Weasel." *Spray bottle*.

17 notes - Posted April 1, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Movie Night

Warning: Messy art, Inconsistent style

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22 notes - Posted March 28, 2022

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[nsomniacsdream]

The Christmas Story

It was a cold and very dark night, in Bethlehem, and Ol Jo and his wife Mary came to town lookin for a place to crash for the first Furry-con. The only place anyone could give them was a barn, which, since Joseph's fursuit was a donkey, kind of worked for everyone. But Mary was super preggant, and about to pop. So Joseph went out for a pack of smokes and Mary got to work birthin that baby right there in the water trough. And out came Jesus! there was a star glowing, and some wise dudes showed up and told her that she needed to hide quickly, as Skynet was sending someone for her child, as his future would prevent skynet from existing. There was a tremendous flash in the sky and Arnold Scharzenager fell to the ground outside the barn (yes, it was just arnold, not a t1000, Skynet was still working out the kinks) And Mary took jesus and they ran into the nearby Ramada Inn that furry-con was being held at. Mary quickly stuffed Jesus into a Lamb fursuit to hide him, and Arnold was running around the showroom floor pulling off people's costume heads trying to find them. Luckily, Jesus was very small. Mary was in a fox suit with 4D jugs, and had a small group around her asking "what does the fox say?" which was the cleverest pick up line they could come up with, but it drew attention away from Jesus. Arnold came up to the group an grabbed Mary by the tits, and Jesus performed his first miracle. Her fox suit came to life and bit Arnold. He started cryin and promised to stop being a Terminator, and start being governor of California. Skynet was defeated and Jesus was able to go on to being the most popular murder victim ever. And that's the story of Halloween, children.

#halloween

[kilopbuddy]

Trifox mountain bike

#Trifox mountain bike pro

#Trifox mountain bike professional

Carbon seat is very light, will have to try it to fully evaluate the item. The plastic frame inserts for the cable entry/exit ports, were easy to remove and install. The cable plastic guides were incorrectly installed for the R and L shifter cables, easy enough to switch around. Headset was clean, and fit very well, no issues experienced. Front fork has a cable support for the disc brake hydraulic line, an addition since Hambini’s review, still not integral though. I did notify TRIFOX regarding the missing wheelset, and patiently await their response….Īs for the bike, threaded bottom bracket is very impressive, alignment is spot on.

#Trifox mountain bike professional

Considering the price paid, and the condition of the components, I’m ok with the packaging method that TRIFOX used, as I’ve paid for a bike and not necessarily the printed marketing on the exterior of the box, or the professional packaging methods typically incorporated at the customers expense. All components were wrapped thoroughly in a plastic foam roll, and protected the parts within very well, no apparent damage found. The order arrived in a single box, and like every other video out there, the carboard box looked inconspicuous and crushed beyond the normal profile of a box, I was definitely concerned about the integrity of the components within. Order placed April 2, received the bike and some other components May 14. A word of caution, customer service is extremely disappointing, long delays in product shipping and arriving, and thus far, missing some key components – ie wheelset. I completed a quick risk assessment and elected to order the X10 in medium Red/Carbon, despite the risks associated without physically inspecting and dealing with a local bike shop. But the question I keep having needs an aerodynamics expert – for the average rider does aero design add anything at all with these lower power outputs? I have now reverted to round tube titanium bikes with which I can build a bike around 17 lbs. Since the normal rider seldom exceeds 250 watts top output, does aero design actually make any significant gain over the older steel tube bikes with a tube diameter so much smaller? I had a serious concussion about 14 years ago which destroyed a good deal of my memory so I had to start from scratch again learning about bikes again and went through everything from my old Basso Loto to Trek top of the line bikes with those crappy BB90’s. So here is something that the Great Hambini should address. But I am passed often enough by younger riders that think that they gain an advantage by aero designs. I have discovered that I cannot tell the difference in climbing between a 20 lb bike and a 16 lb bike.

#Trifox mountain bike pro

Trifox SDY20 is an ultra-light hardtail mountain bike frame, made of military-grade T1000 carbon fiber material, real T1000, frame weight is about 900g, using internal cable routing design, BB68-BSA bottom bracket system, also it is a boost frame with 12*148mm rear opening, means it can be compatible with wider tires, increase the rigidity of the rear fork (that is stronger), increase the space of the chainstay, and can use larger and more speed-shifted freewheels, increase the flexibility of the rear fork, more shock absorption, more comfortable.OK, here you and I are, not pro riders.

#Trifox mountain bike

[mainsalpha]

Bt youview t2100

#Bt youview t2100 serial number#

#Bt youview t2100 drivers#

#Bt youview t2100 full#

#Bt youview t2100 software#

Have to say, I am fearing a dead hard disk on this box, which the beeping seems to suggest to me, which is a shame as it had a lot of stuff on it. (Pocket-lint) - YouView isnt standing still and the YouView hardware supplied by BT isnt either. Contact 8183627702 American International Medical for more details. If you need more information about recovery or. A look at what you can expect to receive if you order a BT T2100 Youview box, either direct from BT as part of a broadband package, or from another retailer. California has been hit with devastating wildfires and other natural disasters in both the northern and southern parts of the state. Saving your California location allows us to provide you with more relevant information. There is also an option for Internet or USB recovery but I am not sure how this is done? Do I need certain recovery files on a USB memory stick? How would I even get these?Īny further troubleshooting advice would be greatly appreciated. For more information on COVID in California, please visit COVID19.CA.gov. I have tried the first “software reset” mode, which did no good, but it refuses to do the factory reset without deleting recordings option. I have been able to enter the maintenance menu but it isn’t a lot of help. I am guessing as it was never there before the beeping might be referring to some kind of component failure? ¡EN VENTA Official Genuine BT YouView Remote Control RC3124705/01B for BT YouView SET TOP 225124132629. It can be used as a standalone freeview box on your tv, or, connected to the internet for many more programs, and. GENUINE BT YOUVIEW PVR control remoto de TV DTR-T4000 DTR-T2100 DTR-T2110 DTR-2120 DB-T2200 - EUR 10,90. When I first put it on there is also a low but audible beeping noise, which goes: beep-silence-beep etc, which goes away after a while. This is a great box with a variety of uses.

#Bt youview t2100 software#

I have tried restarting it several times but once powered on it will just cycle through the two start screens, the BT logo then the Youview one, but instead of going to the live TV as normal it just cycles back to the BT logo then youview forever. BT and TalkTalk both use YouView software for their subscription services BT TV, Plusnets YouView TV from Plusnet, and TalkTalk TV, and provide their own. It has generally been ok, but lately I have found it will no longer boot up whatsoever.

With Brand search you can set up your remote to control TV Standby, TV AV input and volume up and down.I have owned a BT DTR-T2100 500GB Youview box for the last two years.

You could try turning it off on the TV and connect to HDM1 again. Latest from another forum: 'Could be CEC on the TV which is not playing nicely with the Youview box.

#Bt youview t2100 serial number#

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[sisterswillfulcharms]

I’ve always been a bit weird. One of the ways that is expressed is my love of sound - not just music, but sound for sound’s sake too. As a part of that, I have a favorite sound. It’s not the prettiest sound. It’s not a sound that necessarily makes me feel warm and safe. No, but it’s a sound that I can listen to repetitively and still feel the same sense of wonder as when I heard it the first time. That sound - it’s the sort of  leitmotif in Terminator 2 that lets you know the T1000 is there. It’s a Fairlight brass sample pitched pretty low with some stereo separation. It’s *gorgeous*. 

While letting youtube play on its own a few years ago, I ended up on a video about the soundtrack for T2 and it included a rad quote from the creator of the sound, Brad Fiedel, where he talked about describing the sound: "When I played it to Jim, or trying to describe it, it sounds like a weird machine room somewhere, but with monks. Like, artificial intelligent monks chanting in a weird chapel of something."

Only one person has taken me up on the idea thus far, but I’ve been challenging my friends to let me commission a piece of art from them where they used that quote as the pitch and then let their own style take it where it goes. To me, having various pieces of art made by people who I care about and think are amazing artists around all depicting their version of a description of what my favorite sound sounds like? It’s a dream.

I’ve been working on my own skills in this territory over the last couple of years and decided I should try my own take on the pitch. It’s funny - this is the longest I’ve put into a single bit of visual art. Instead of trying to get it done in a single day of hyper productivity, I’ve been working on it for weeks. The final challenge was in understanding when it was finished. As my reference was a quick photoshop collage and some ovals, I didn’t really have a perfect final vision in mind - it’s more like I’ve got a direction and hoped I’d know when I was there.

I’ve been a musician long enough to know that it rarely goes that smoothly. It’s not like there’s a button that lights up saying “complete” when it’s done. So, I decided that now, today - it is done. With music, I wait for a specific sort of emotional experience to guide me to when I need to put a piece of art down. It’s when that small sense of pride rears up before being shut down by all of the normal, typical mean voices taking over. For one, it’s reaching the crest to where I feel that brief respite: thinking that, just maybe, I did something good. For two, it’s because that nice voice no longer feels like it’s nudging me to do more. For three, it’s that the meaner voices also don’t have anything constructive. The things they’re pointing out are things I made active, deliberate decisions about - leaving certain mistakes, not backing out of one idea when I thought I was in too deep, keeping to the style I started with, etc. 

If neither the mean voices or that little whisper have anything important to say, I guess it’s good enough to put down and start on something else. 

#art #Terminator #brad fiedel

[rottenprincessshura100]

Chapter 128 notes

Lots of feel good vibes in the latest chapter. I’ll go back to that later.

First, the heavy stuff.

The Dominus crashes and next to it, is Drac’s transport plane. Lightning and the knights interrogate him and he’s super pleased that Yukio is nearby.

 Why? Well, he has Satan’s vessel the wreck and wants Satan to see it. Satan will make the connection through Yukio’s eyes. (Which happens right at the end of chapter)

This possible Satan vessel is an Azazel clone. He finally breaks out of the plane wreckage and walks out like a naked T-800 terminator. He looks like just Shiro, only...what a unit.

He has the blank stare of a dude that’s damn near a zombie. It’ll be interesting to see if his clone has a personality at all. If he does, he might be difficult to possess. But if he’s been in a glass tube his entire life, he might be like a big toddler. Time will tell.

The only people that have memories about the cloning in section 13 are Drac and Mephisto. Rin experienced it with his trip to the past and Lightning and Bon researched it. But for the rest of our favourite characters this is going to be a bit of a shock to deal with. Especially for Yukio and Shura. Yukio did get a glance at Lightning’s file, so he maybe has a bit of an inkling. But one person has been kept in the dark. That person is Shura. How would she react to seeing a Shiro clone walking around?

 Maybe it’s great that Mephisto has Shura hidden away from the action. Because this might be hella confusing for her. A) Shiro is dead B) Shura was pissed at him when he died, C) she loved the guy and it completely messed her up. Ouch! 

I can see a super awkward dynamic happening in the future.

 Part of me wonders about Shiro. This is crack theory land of course. But if Mephisto is the King of Time and kin of death, does he have the power to save a soul? Shiro’s character is an ongoing Mcguffin throughout the entire manga. Literally...we could rename it “the Legend of Shiro.”

Does he ever come back?

Mephisto has a clone hiding in a lab too somewhere. Neuhaus stole it after the blue night. Is that another Shiro lookalike? Would it be Shiro himself?  Would he come back to battle Satan? Is he like the T1000?

Moving On.

Some relationship dynamics change.

Sugaro and Kamiki seem to be getting closer all the time. Sorry, Shima but I think you’re out of luck. As a matter of fact I think they both socked him in the face.

Yukio finally realizes he needs to forgive himself, that he’s created his own hell. Yukio understands that he needs to change his behaviour and acknowledge his feelings in order to heal. (He openly cries! Progress!)

 Suguro now refuses to call him Mr. Okumura. Which is an interesting change in power dynamics. He’s giving a Yukio a pass on his violent streak in chapter 94. But he’s also lowering Yukio to his level. Yukio isn’t above them anymore, he’s equal to his students. But not only that, they are accepting him as he is...Yukio doesn’t need to pretend to be an adult anymore. He can be 15...he can have friends. Suguro knocks him down a few pegs, but at the same time supports him.  

Rin is pretty much back to his adorable, loving self. He isn’t scarred by what he saw in the past. He’s just glad to be home and with his friends again. He’s just happy to have Yukio back. 

Funniest panel goes to...

#blue exorcist #shiro #clone #rin #yukio

[joecial-distancing]

July Roundup

Lifestyle:

I’ve been getting back into running this summer. It’s been about 4 years since I’ve done any serious running, and I have been made painfully aware of the differences in my body at age 29 compared to 25. My knees hurt more, I need to attend to stretching much more seriously than I used to. I’m coming at the task with better self-knowledge than last time, though; I know how far and how fast I’ve been capable of pushing, and I find an enormous amount of comfort and strength from that familiarity. 

I’ve also been applying to jobs, a process which started as nauseatingly daunting, but has gradually settled into just a regular chore of the week (ideally chore of the day, if I’m to keep up with new years resolutions). Getting a resume mushed into a satisfying shape has felt nice, as has getting together a form cover letter that I know hasn’t hurt my chances of getting my foot in doors. Annoyance Boxes checked off, and the rest is getting familiar with the rest of the grind. Interviews have been and will be the same process.

Games:

I’ve also been playing a lot of Sekiro. I’ve always “liked” Fromsoft games, but it’s been rare that I’ve been able to justify the time investment. There’s an appeal in the structure, endless chances to bash myself against a problem until it clicks, being able to run drills when stuck or inadequate (and there is a hook in the inadequacy; nothing frustrates me more than being unable to Just figure out a solution, or requiring too much time to get there. I have a tense relationship with time and deadline pressure. Impatience is one of my greatest vices). So with school finished, I’m diving into this as a treat to myself. The systems are fun, and the camera is so fucking awful that I get unreasonably angry about it. One thing I always do with these games that I think is anathema to a lot of their fans is to spoil myself on what I’m up against. In dark souls I would always have open area maps, rather than try to navigate the combat and exploration simultaneously. It put my mind at ease, I didn’t like the discomfort of the tension of untriggered surprise. And with Sekiro, I know roughly the zones I’m up against, I’m not above watching videos of the boss fights to learn the proper counters etc. No shame, no honor, that’s not what I get out of these games, really.

As with running, so with jobsearch, so with Sekiro, the method is diligence, the appeal is the pleasure of feeling my improvement over time. There is nothing more exciting to me than casually accomplishing something that I know would have annihilated me only a short time ago. I can finish 2 miles in 20 minutes, I want to get it down to 15. This also means the videogame tends to lose out on the priorities list—if I’m wanting to dedicate myself to practice, there’s almost always a different outlet that’d be better outcomes in the long run

very 8 of pentacles mood overall, lately.

Books:

I’m almost done with Pynchon’s Against the Day, which had taken up all of my Reading attention span this month. Unless it does something in the final 8% to lose me hard, it’ll probably clock in as my 2nd favorite of his stuff, behind Gravity’s Rainbow.  Anarchism as expressed against American mining companies, European empires, and the Mexican state; searches for a lost paradise city; warfare between schools of mathematics; the nature of Light. At face value, it feels closest to Gravity’s Rainbow and Mason & Dixon, compared to the rest of his work (I know there’s a lot of subtext and referencing going over my head with all of these in terms of both history and literature; I noticed a lot of reviews of AtD focused about the variety of genre style work that he’s pulling from in certain sections, nearly all of which is lost on me. It has, however, been very fun to me that I’m able to keep up with the mathematic academia infighting depicted in this). There’s a “fairy tales coming to life” quality to all three, if instead of Grimms’ stories it’s historical models of the world: Supersonic rockets wreck the flow of pavlovian cause & effect, the destruction of natural landscape in the course of linear surveying becomes a direct conduit for a massive influx of evil energy, quaternion mathematics casting time as real and space as imaginary allow a yogi to contort himself out of sight and into the imaginary plane. The aether is experimentally disproven in the beginning of Against the Day’s timeline, which doesn’t stop holdout engineers and mystics from working wonders with it.

It feels like there’s about as much going on in here as GR, but where GR is claustrophobically overstuffed (which is also part of the reason it’s a better book) and Mason & Dixon gets kind of plodding, the material here is given space to breathe, without losing momentum. It probably helps that the characters in this are a.) numerous, and b.) unusually solid as far as Pynchon goes.

It’s also got many great examples of something else I really like about Pynchon, which is that he is willing to commit 110% to incredibly stupid jokes. There’s an Elmer Fudd reference in here that completely knocked me on my ass.

Viz:

Watched the Bo Burnham netflix, which was mostly pretty good, though I’m completely out of patience for ostentations self-awareness or fake debate where the ~comedian~ who’s concerned about being ~white privileged mannn~ feels guilty he might be ~taking up space~, doesn’t know that he ~deserrrrves it~... out of patience because I already know what he did with that guilt (if genuine) — he didn’t scrap the project, he released the fucking thing anyway. What am I to do with this, Bo Burnham? Would you like my permission? Would you like an “it’s ok dude” from people of marginalized groups within your audience? Why am I watching along for a decision you’ve quite literally already made? I don’t trust displays of vulnerability before an audience of this size.

Also watched through I Think You Should Leave, which... sure it’s funny, and also very effective at making me uncomfortable, which is clearly what it’s aiming to do, but. I don’t really get why it’s got such a strong cultural draw within the online spheres I’m normally checked into. Saw some discourse about how the quotability is somehow distinct from regular memeing, which, alright get over yourselves jesus christ.

speaking of flavors of the month, watched 50 shades and lmao. I’ve been told by a trusted source the books are worse which is hilarious.

also speaking of flavors of the [century], S.O. and I have been doing a rewatch of pre-MCU comic book movies, which has been some fascinating anthropology. It meant, though, that we had to sit through howard the duck, an absolutely wretched film. Other highlights so far: willem dafoe power rangers acting, the soundtrack on affleck daredevil (incl a fuckin choice Evanescence exercise montage), Blade & Blade II still hold up.

We’ve also made it to the final season of pre-reboot xfiles. Duchovny’s mostly gone from this last season, replaced largely by robert patrick of T1000 fame, who is a better actor but a worse character, dude’s basically just A Cop. The writing’s weirdly probably better than the last couple Duchovny seasons, but the show doesn’t work without him — his bad acting was the main thing keeping things together, the tone’s all off now.

[marketparent9]

Adventures of Buttman #22 - HELLO NEIGHBOR (Annoying Orange GTA V)

Na nananananana Buttman It's A to the O back with another gaming video. Fartboy is here again, with Bazooka Monkey. What do you think Fartboy? Let's meet the Bazooka Poodle! Yay, Hey how & # 39 s, it going girl! Oh, you want a milkbone? You can only do that if you 39 splodey stuff first. Bazooka puppy, hurry. We have places to go. Oh no, Bazooka Poodle does not know how to use doors. ( fake, cries). We & # 39 don't want to have to walk all the way to our destination.. Excuse me. This is Buttman business. What are your plans? You can & # 39 t run Buttman over.. You guys got -- ( sputters ). You got ta stop. There's a doggy in the street. Everybody has to be more careful around here. Jeez.. Excuse me, your bumper & # 39 s. Crooked. Buttman will help you though.. We & # 39 ll. Get that straightened out right, away.! It doesn't matter if you guys help me, or just keep watching. Okay. I & # 39 ll. This will show you how to do it. It is as easy as that. Yes, it's true. It's working when you see smoke coming out of your front. Yes, that's right, we're getting it straight. Here's the final result. It works. Looks a lot better. Now. Aren't. . Excuse me. You' re on my shoulder. Buttman is very tender. It 39 s. Illegal got some air released -- Whoa Fartboy. Fartboy. I'm certain he' s. Fine. He 39 s, probably, used to it by now. This is what you get for running over Fartboy. Sidekicks. Sidekicks. ( explosion), (, laughters, ) Okay. The city reported that there was a creepy man. He is apparently doing some very creepy stuff at his house. We have to figure out what he is doing. The neighbors have been complaining about a lot of mustache-rubbin & # 39 and butt-touchin & # 39. That is not possible. We can have it. T have that anywhere in the city. (Laughs. ), Ok, here 39 s his house. I & # 39 m, going right in the front door. It's open. I 'm. Go right, in. Excuse me. What is --, What & # 39 s happening? Oh yeah, things are weird. my site . Looks like there could be an entry in the garage. Oo. There we go. I ' min I ' min.. Was it ...? I thought I heard a lady crying.. Okay, there's 39 s. It's the toilet. There seems to be a lot of stuff there, such as flashlights or knives. ( woman, crying ), (, laughs, ) Buttman just wants to dance. I can hear someone crying. You floating things! Okay! That 39. Weird., Hello neighbor, where you at ( laughs, ), I keep hearing screaming coming from somewhere. I see him. I see him. I see him. He's talking on his phone and running into a wall. ( laughs) Where' d did that wall come from? Where & # 39 d, the wall come from ( laughs ). He & # 39 s. Gon na come over here., Where & # 39 d, he go What the heck is going on with this house. This place is bizarre.. Oh, there he is. There. He is. I can see him. I see him. He has difficulty walking., (? laughs ), From where & # 39 D, did that chair come ( sputters)? Who put it here. Ohhh, that's right. I put it here. (, laughs.) Okay, where is 39 going the neighbor? Where is the neighbor going? I & # 39 m. Will just sit and watch. It's amazing to see what he's doing. He's the one to follow. If it's. Official Buttman, business. Whoa, hey Jeez, you & # 39 re, sneaking up on me., You can & # 39 t punch Buttman. What are you doing here? Get out! Get rid of your mustache. You creepy peepin & # 39 butt-toucher.! That's a & # 39. What are you doing? You & # 39 re waiting around the corner so that Buttman can run by and you can touch his butt. You weirdo, that 39 is. Get out! You like that.. How & # 39 d? It's easy to get over here. What the black magic is going on here, You & # 39 re gettin & # 39, a punch, oh ow, okay., Apparently not. There. You go that & # 39 s. What you get. Let's face it. You assaulted an official of the law. You are coming with me. You and your mustache. Yeah. I believe he is confused. He's simply wandering around in circles. Okay, you & # 39 re. Come with me. Wait, you're doing what? Surprise surprise, surprise gut punches. You then rub your mustache against me. Get out! Punching you in your mustache. That & # 39 is it. It ' s. It I' m, bringing big guns now. I & # 39 m gon na shoot, fireworks, indoors. Yeah you like that Secret butt, shot; surprise, (, laughs, ), That & # 39 s. What you get for touching, butts. Whoa, I didn & # 39 t mean to destroy your house. You are crazy. What happened? What the heck That didn & # 39 t even faze him.? He & # 39 s, walking through the fire right now.. What the hiz-heck is going on here, I better go upstairs see what & # 39 s going on.. Maybe I can find whoever & # 39 s screaming up here.. Lady Lady. Do you need help? Where are your friends? You got to shout at me. (crying woman) Let's all see what' s in the room.. Oh an exercise machine for his mustache. This mustache needs to be exercised. ( laughs, ), Okay. This seems like something out of a closet. There is nothing in here. Nope. Hey there, ' s, a chicken here. What are you doing here? Could you please point me to the person who is screaming and shouting? I need to help & # 39 em Aw crap there he is. Get out of here Come on you & # 39 re under arrest.. I need your assistance. Please help me. Please assist me. I need reinforcement. Uh. Oh he & # 39 s, coming., Okay! I know what you can see. It. There is also a third-level up there. It is obvious that there is a door at the top. I & # 39 m gon na fly up there and see if I can get to it. -- (, sputters. ), Perfect landing Buttman. Another perfect groin landing. It's impossible to get to that top space from the inside. So you must have to get to it from the outsi -- ( sputters and coughs ) Ahh Jeez. Did you see that dog, too? It almost attacked me Buttman' s having an awful day., (. laughters, ) My ketchup and packets. Okay, Buttman fly more. We just land. --, Oh.. Just land on the roof. Bu --, No Buttma. --, Whoa. Oh, no, the dog & # 39 s, attacking. Buttman, (, laughs. You got ta aim. Better. Here we go. That was the most awesome landing ever Buttman., ( laughs, ) Seriously, land on the roof, ( laughs ). We are not going to be able figure out what is happening in this house. If you don't believe it -- Stay. Stay okay. Let's see if this door can be opened. It won't open. ; No! No! Oh Your last remaining ketchup, packets. It's true. I can hear you banging about in there. I & # 39 am here to help. Here we are a couple. Super secret snicker surprise. It's a blast! Radius., Hey perfect, Another perfect groin landing for Buttman.. We are ready. (, laughter, ), Ah man., The door didn't open.. Did I get a SMS message? It was Grapefruit. Delete. Time.! Excuse me, you're going a bit fast, don't you think? I ' m gon nu keep this guy from running.. You ' re, going into jail one way. (chuckles. It's okay, neighbor. He is right there. He is here Okay. Wait for him. I am shocked that he didn't come to my rescue. (, laughs), Oh yes. I' m gon nu bounce, a bomb right off your back. That's right. We are here. (, laughs), Hey good shot, ( laughs), Just shot straight into the wall. That's right. That & # 39 s. What you get for being a dirty butt-toucher. It's true. You don't know what is going on. He will not be fazed by anything. You can't help but think that he ' s, a robot just like the T-1000. I am sure he ' is. He's liquid metal like T1000. He can do what he wants. Simply absorb the bullets. Don't be afraid. Aw man, I & # 39 m gon na need -- Yeah. He & # 39 s dead --. Ah, he got back. Up., Okay, I & # 39 m gon na need more back-up.. No, I & # 39 m, going to get back-up. Get away, get away, get away.. He & # 39 s, so strong ( fake, cries, ), Okay, Fartboy Bazooka Monkey. What the hell! How can this house be brought back to normal? ..., What is the strange black magic going on here? There are all kinds of strange things going on. Follow me. Follow me. Are you still not following? Get in the house. Yeah Fartboy? You know he's creepy. Listen to me. I & # 39 m, your leader.. I understand that you don't want the butt to touch your head. He is there.. Are they hiding Bazooka Monkeys? Is it you hiding? Are you ready to go? Fartboy, I am throwing a temper-tort. (, coughs, (, laughs, ) You ain't touchin' butts anymore buddy. I've got fireworks with your name. Yes. How do you like that & # 39 Splodey in the house. Fartboy Fartboy, I see you out there. I & # 39 ll break the window. You climb in. You just climb in. Fartboy, don't listen. Was it about the ketchup packets I shot? It seems that when I have a job, I want it done correctly. I found a way to do it myself. Do it yourself. I think Buttman has finally met his match.. You & # 39 re, never touchin & # 39 butts. ( sputtering ) Fartboy, stop shooting at the police and help me. Come on. You know where I & # 39 m, throwing this next one. ( laughters), Groin., shot groin.. (, explosions.) Yeah, butt. shots. Yes, I got him down.. I got him down. Oh no. He & # 39 s. Still up. ( chuckles ) That' is. It's me that's spawning minions. Get up, guys! Aw shoot no.. I didn & # 39 t mean to do that.. There is still some. Help me Minions. No attack him. Attack him. My sidekicks won' t help. My minions won ' to my detriment. How is that possible? How is there two now Does fire make them multiply? What's even going on? They are. All invincible. I'm going to leave. ( false cries, "Uh, oh! What's the matter? This place is full of them. ( screams ). Na, na, na, na.na.na Buttman. Na, na.na.na.na.na.na Buttman. Na. na.na.na.na.na.na Buttman. Na. na.na.na.na.na Buttman. Na Na. na.na.na.na. na. na. na. na. na. na.

#Games #Gamer #Gaming

[nochiquinn]

cinderbrush one-shot: sometimes your superpower is just that you’re a huge bitch

[insulin fund]

English Teacher Matt Mercer is not something I expected but I appreciate it

I am prepared to Die of Gay

"are four people coming onto me?"

mercer of ceremonies

fighting against these small town blues

is that a motherfucking overhead projector

erika. ma'am.

"I'm attempting a they" I've done that

"the horse girl"

plot twist, actual horse girl, is a centaur

oh it's percy

this is the teacher from boy meets world. the one who adopted shawn.

"I throw my book"

"oh my god I've hit SO many people"

jamie is the only "them", which feels entirely accurate for small-town high school

I'm not a violent person I just do violence

gonna punch twitch in the dick

"black heart" tal that's just you

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

oh my god I want to punch sasha

jamie you had acid hallucinations

did they just hiss at the Interpersonal Relations

OH closet they/them, I feel that

matt get out a vis-a-vis marker and change their pronouns on the sheet

"yes, I said your full name and everything"

DUMBWOKE

he's a little confused but he's got the spirit

"my astrology app today said to take a chance ARE YOU SINGLE"

T1000 away

erika are you channeling nellie

"enjoying the company of a disaster" all my friends as soon as I enter a room

cameron is valid

"yeah, when they're hungry"

if you have an overhead projector you're gonna make the fucking most of it

amanda no

"pound sign" tal ur showing your age

my phone in high school played snake and that's it

I am aging by ten years every minute of this game

of COURSE they have a scooter

ooooHHHH

ashley's accent is cute

"oh for FUCK'S sake"

[throws salt at it] magic

welp, gotta kill him

technology fuck

"you knocked his tooth out!" "THEY PUT IT BACK" [/power rangers]

it's losing business to Junes

oh no, sweet dad, feel bad for

"I need to baptize myself!"

I feel like I knew at least three Affs in high school. This is not a complaint.

"cameron, please come address what I am pretty sure is some bullshit"

me: [throws cold water on the teenagers]

I'm so glad social media was still a baby when I was in high school

this is a 'shop, I know from the pixels and having seen a few 'shops in my time

"that is so something we would do"

"I'm wearing what I wore to school" why am I Aff

hi what the fuck

some purple stuff...

punch him in his other eye

is this the eldritch scooter music

"what about THAT"

cam's dad and aff's dad are opposite ends of the dad spectrum

"I need positive influences"

I WAS the positive influence that got invited to stuff bc people's parents would be like "oh well if [Nochi's] gonna be there it can't be THAT bad"

ride in the bed you cowards

mean girls walk

various gourds

oh no

oh NO

open mouth insert foot

cool I'm not looking at the screen for the next half hour

it's very cool! it just also hurts

aff your family owns a liquor store, if you're gonna break your dad's heart you could at least do it to buy yourself into people's good graces with booze

amanda

protect her

tyler thorne is a fantasy-ass name

welp

erika. ma'am.

"oh god, I know too much about drugs"

"hot AND concerned with consent?!"

and I jellyfish away

did she just essentially send her after headlight fluid

sasha

"I choose the sex reaction!"

drink?

I want to see sasha and jamie in a bitch-off

sasha only has a sex hammer and everything is a sex nail

"I don't know time in this moment"

"well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions"

SKIN SOUP

hell yeah Aff go for it

amanda D:

"it's fine, you're high"

"you wanna make out?" "pretty people don't get to fuck around like that"

oh NO

secondary location

don't do drugs, kids, it fucks up your werewolf senses

oh well shit

"I asked for help" "FROM WHO?!"

"what do you have?" "a sacrifice!" "NO!"

oh no they sacrificed the projector

"I cast GUN"

you take drugs ONE TIME and you end up in an abandoned oil refinery fighting cultists

this is a chick tract

well shit

at least she wasn't hanging from a tv antenna

we got nothin

haha there's 17776 viewers rn

"you know how to sneak in and out of your house" I want sasha's home life. we got everyone else's.

officer lemmecheckmynotes

hhhmmm???

dumbwoke???

I mean I've always said high school sports are a cult

that face

tal's glasses really sell all of this

hhhHH

that's amazing

I mean not so much for aff and jamie but also

oh fuck him

erikA

I'm dying

so is taliesin

POLICE TIKTOK

OH WELL FUCK THEN

so they're with cam's demon?

well then

do we really need reasons like dead gods and demons to tell us to kill

ooohhh

seduce the psychopath

why is matt so good at that noise

"and I KICK HER DOWN THE STAIRS"

D: jamiiie

"go to therapy, you fucking bitch!"

"you are also a fucking wolf" "interesting"

"I have to harm someone I really love" awww. kind of.

look out for my new YA paranatural romance, Holding Hands With A Werewolf

baby poly??

y'all just lawyer the fuck out of those rules

regular miniseries when

comic book when

#critical role #crititag #cinderbrush #monsterhearts #spoilers #liveblog #reaction post

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Bimmy & Jimmy Lee || Double Dragon

One million weekends ago, before I was a teenager, before the word tween existed, I had a problem to solve. There was a saying, “You can choose your friends, but you can’t choose your friend’s parents.” These parents paid attention to sugar content, video game violence, prohibited “The Simpsons”, and had eagle eye focus on movie ratings. Before Netflix, the casual weekend sleepover consisted of a trip to pick up some pizza and make a stop at the Blockbuster. Over the years, I had curated a list of films that would make it past the prying eyes of helicopter parents. Now, if you have seen Double Dragon, you might be thinking that this movie is tame and lacks substance, but there was nothing like seeing Power Ranger style fight scenes, the man behind the Terminator 2’s T1000, massive explosions, Blade Runner’s Los Angeles, and finally Alysa Millano in a crazy getup that made her look absolutely thicc. But alas, this film was PG-13! Luckily, it could be found in the children's section, which was just enough lubrication to pass right through the parental units security system. And now, watching this with a critical eye as an adult, it really went above and beyond to give you a top notch fantasy that most other films in this line never imagined. It is with mad respect that I say, Double Dragon is a bomb ass kids film.

This movie is nothing like the video game. The story of the original game was very simple. You are brothers, Billy aka Bimmy and Jimmy Lee. Billy’s girlfriend Marion is kidnapped by the Black Warriors, a street gang. The brothers Lee fight through Neo New York to get her back. The movie is bonkers by comparison. What it lacks in preservation, it makes up for with sheer imagination. The premise of the film is completely rooted in this neo Los Angeles (New Angeles in the film) that mirrors a quirkier version of Blade Runner’s LA. The film lives and breathes in all these little details that are totally clunky and you might even say unnecessary, but this film is a soup, one little thing missing and it might not make a huge difference, but together they make an umami broth. The deepest aspect of this stew is the constant earthquakes that plague New Angeles and which also presumably sank Hollywood to the point that they have boat tours of old institutions like the top of Mann’s Chinese Theater, left cresting just above the water. Everywhere they go there are these building stabilizers that need to be pumped to keep the roof over their head, which may or may not be real science. All of the cars rely on fuel made up of garbage that you can grab right off the refuse filled streets. These details can be easily overlooked and undervalued, but it creates a great deal of the flavor for the film. They make up for the flimsy plot and the child-directed acting. They surround the meat of a normal film and make it into something you can really chew on.

As for the construction and delivery, we might have on our hands here a film that has the most kid movie tropes in a single film. Ever. I tried to write a list, but it seemed endless, and all of them are used on the fly while moving the story forward. For instance:

Infiltrating the bad guys office through the AC trope

Trying to steal something off the bad guys desk from above through the AC grate trope

Falling through the ceiling when caught trope

Turbine fan sucking people in trope

And that's just the progression of a single scene. People slip on gumballs in the middle of a fight for god’s sake! Tropes propagate in every corner of the film. You could even make a drinking game out of one. The brothers do this celebratory handshake where they make a fist with one hand and an open palm with the other and punch into each other. Every time the brothers Lee do their childish handshake, take a shot. You will be way more drunk in the back half, by then it gets pretty intense. I wish I could accurately describe the saturation of kids entertainment nonsense that propels this movie, but suffice it to say, it has it all.

This certainly wasn’t the most compelling children's film of the time, Disney was right in the middle of its animated renaissance and was consistently acclaimed. Live action, low budget kids films were a dime a dozen as well, and most of them were pretty awful. But when it comes down to it, Double Dragon has a consistent, cohesive vision glued together by a living, breathing, cheesy world. It's all in the little details. Like replacing payphones with oxygen stations and having two businessmen fight over it. And like all kids films, they leave the kids feeling empowered. The police are too scared to go out at night to fight the gangs, so a group of teens and tweens called “The Power Corps” decide to take back the streets. Now, what this actually looks like is a little unclear, but they do try to teach kids that corporations are generally the root of all evil, revealing that the corporations own the gangs and pay them to keep people scared. That too is a 90’s kids trope. It was always street gangs and corporate big wigs.

The action and setpieces are campy, or maybe you would just call it corny, and they could have been a little better in some places, but most of the time they are satisfying. This film famously set a Cleveland river on fire and created a giant explosion that had actual citizens calling emergency services. The costumes were the envy of young tweens yearning to hang out at a locker between classes for the first time. You would never find those threads in the store, but you had this feeling that there was some secret store in the mall that only kids 13 and up could find. If you pay attention to all the extras, you will notice absolutely zero consistency in their clothing choices. Sometimes the bad guys are dressed both like clowns and librarians in the same scene. On the other hand, the cool kids in the film have an amazing secret base that the adults don’t have access to, it's truly like bringing to life the feeling of playing at the McDonalds playplace. Double Dragon delivers a feeling more than anything. Maybe it is a feeling kids today can’t even imbibe, their world seems so different, but I think even without the context of the game, this would still make a good late night movie at any sleepover.

Finally, on the fan service front, because there is so little preservation, you aren’t going to find very much unless you are hardcore fan. Alyssa Milano’s character is named Marion, the name of Billy’s kidnapped girlfriend in the game. At one point, the gang runs into the Double Dragon arcade cabinet. Abobo makes a very strange appearance in a grotesque getup that you will wish you could forget. If there was much more than this, I really couldn’t put my finger on it. Everything else is probably too small or trivial.

When it comes to making a video game film, this leaned much more heavily on the originality side than preservation, but it had a sturdy construction and delivery that more than makes up for its lack of fan service. Looking through the list of other live action Hollywood films, it’s looking like it will be the last film to balance with this formula, even though this is only the second film in this series. I think the single minded focus on being a fun kids film outweighs its need to mimic the game, which was honestly fine for me then and now. They could have made a rated R version of this that took the whole thing seriously, and that might have fared better, but it's really hard to say. Sci-Fi adult action films of the time were very hit or miss. Back then, video games were for kids, despite their stories and presentation being mature, so this was probably the only way to get the film off the ground. I won’t claim that Double Dragon is the best kids action film of its day, but it definitely has more kids action film in it than any other kids action film. If you weigh the film against something like Titanic, it's going to sink, but put it in the ring punching at its own weight, it's going to be a contender. Two fist pumps way up.

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