#no braincell mode activated | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

kissporsche · 2 years

Text

Bad news guys it appears my braincells are starting to resurface after being on standby mode since saturday so i'm going to try stringing some words together. Sorry in advance.

(10 image upload limit, my beloathed)

I've talked before about how much Vegas enjoys Pete's defiance, it's something that fascinates him and something he goads Pete into showing him more often. Food is a particular point of contention. Vegas uses food as a humiliation tactic and Pete responds by rejecting it, multiple times.

The line above kind of confused me on first watch but now with the benefit of comparison it makes sense. Not eating isn't a choice because it's a non-action, it's passive. Pete is resisting Vegas's dehumanisation attempts by retaining his agency in this one small area, something Vegas literally can't force him to do.

Anyway, fast forward

Pete's confession had to come at this time. This is the most equal he and Vegas have ever been: Not only have they been through so much together, but Pete is no longer a bodyguard of the main family. Vegas is no longer heir to the minor family. They are just Vegas and Pete ("Just you and me").

And this Pete is choosing Vegas. You know I love how the show handled episode 12 to make it 100% clear that Pete chose to go back to Vegas, chose to kiss him, handed him the ropes and I don't want to discredit any of that. But we know from Pete's reaction in ep 13 that the whole situation was (unsurprisingly) a real mindfuck for him, one that it's taken until this point for him to unravel.

And the conclusion that he's come to is that he's hungry now. Not only that he's willing to take whatever Vegas will give him, but he desires it. Even further than that: he needs it, it's as necessary to him as food. He's gone from passive non-action (refusing food) to active (hungry for it). And not only just the act of being hungry, but the act of stating it, making his desires known, putting them out into the world, begging Vegas to satiate them. And that is what Vegas responds to.

(someone give Build an award because I tear up just looking at the still images)

There's just so much here. Like before when he stayed on his knees, he's (actively) casting himself in a submissive role. And not just submissive but dependent, no it can't be anyone else but Vegas. No-one else can give him what he needs.

"I'm your pet, aren't I?" you made me need you, cracked me open and discovered this desire, you need to take responsibility now. "So I had to come find my owner" Not just wanted to, he had to. Again he is assigning roles, making them real and tangible by speaking them, telling Vegas this is what he needs from him. He is the one actively calling back to that part of their relationship and saying not only is Vegas not a freak for wanting that, he wants it to. He knows what Vegas will respond to but that doesn't make it equally Pete's own desire, because we know how Pete feels about honesty.

And in the midst of this declaration of submission, we also have this

This Pete! Defiant Pete! The side of Pete that Vegas was always so drawn in by. But now his defiance isn't because he has no other option, either resist or lose his humanity, now it's his choice totally. Pete is asserting his agency not only through being the one to (re)establish the roles of their relationship but also by, again, making Vegas face up to his responsibilities to Pete. By making it something selfish. Even in his desperation for Vegas to see him, stay with him, there's no weakness in his submission. He demands and gets angry, but none of it is said to hurt, just to kick Vegas into seeing him again, the way only he can.

And finally, pleading. Please turn around to see me. Because Vegas hasn't looked at him once since he ran out of the garage, not even when he pushed past him in the office. And Vegas and Pete are all about seeing each other [insert montage of VP staring scenes here]. So I think Vegas knows when he does see Pete, and sees Pete seeing him, there's no going back. He cannot leave when Pete needs him, will starve without him.

This had to be Vegas's choice. Pete can beg and plead and speak aloud his desires but he cannot force Vegas to turn and see him. But he does, he makes his choice in the slow, hesitant turn with a look of disbelief that Pete really is there saying these things. Then the utter relief and smile when he does see Pete, his mirror and other half, seeing him back, desiring him, loving him, demanding him, following him, choosing him.

#me: do I want to talk about agency or food or desire or choice? me: yes #kinnporsche #vegaspete #kinnporsche the series #THANK YOU I JUST NEEDED TO GET THIS OUT OF MY HEAD #this dialogue rewrote my brain chemistry #kp orig #kp meta

2K notes · View notes

steddieholidaydrabbles · 5 months

Text

Week 3 Masterlist

Week 3 is over and it feels like this month is flying by! Every submission has been a gift 🎁

Check below the cut for submissions for week 3 and please make sure to check the tags, like, and reblog if you enjoyed so others can enjoy too!

DAY 15 - TIME TRAVEL

A Christmas Message by @paperbackribs | Rated G | no cw | tags: getting together, minor angst, first kiss

Untitled by @lingeringmirth | Rated T | cw: temporary character death, accidental manslaughter | tags: time loops, angst, steve harrington's bisexual acceptance, partial fix-it, open ended, steve dies a lot, red thread of fate

if i could turn back time by @steddieas-shegoes | Rated T | cw: mention of canonical character death | tags: fix-it, light angst, happy ending, first kiss

Blast to the past by @just-my-latest-hyperfixation with art by @house-of-the-moving-image | Rated T | cw: mild blood and gore, mild horror, monsters | tags: steve harrington whump, time travel, magic, royal eddie munson, steve harrington needs a break

What If? by @thisapplepielife | Rated T | cw: mentions of other relationship | tags: time travel, fix-it, second chance, el is meddling, eddie pov

Wake up every morning to this groundhog day by @atimeofyourlife | Rated T | no cw | tags: time loop au, pre-steddie

ghosts of christmas future by @cranberrymoons | Rated M | cw: canon-typical violence, s3 torture (not in detail) | tags: fluff

DAY 16 - MODERN AU

sir, this is a wendy's by steddieas-shegoes | Rated T | no cw | tags: established relationship, proposal, kinda silly

bad boys do it better by @starryeyedjanai | Rated T | no cw | tags: dating apps, innuendo, bad flirting

Too hot to be true by @just-my-latest-hyperfixation | Rated T | no cw | tags: modern au, podcaster!eddie, steve and dustin are brothers, sexual tension

Same Time, Same Place by @thisapplepielife | Rated T | no cw | tags: modern au, rideshare driver eddie, slightly injured steve, meet-cute, eddie pov

have a happy holiday by @cranberrymoons | Rated T | no cw

Unprofessional by @lingeringmirth | Rated M | no cw | tags: hairstylist steve, rock star eddie, past high school crushes, getting together, inappropriate boners, happy ending

tangled with what i never said by @sidekick-hero | Rated M | no cw

All For His Love by @klausinamarink | Rated T | cw: brief description of corpses | tags: established relationship, inspired by This Is How You Lose The Time War

We've met before, it's different now by @atimeofyourlife | Rated T | cw: mentions/fear of transphobia | tags: modern au, tinder au, transfem steve harrington, transmac eddie munson, pre-steddie, first date, t4t steddie

DAY 17 - PLATONIC STOBIN

teach me your kingly ways by steddieas-shegoes | Rated M | cw: referenced sexual activities | tags: established steddie, awkward robin, buckingham

How to define a dingus by @paperbackribs | Rated T | no cw | tags: humour, clueless and pining steve, robin's turn with the braincell, steddie end-game, requited love

Best Part of the Day by @thisapplepielife | Rated T | no cw | tags: s4, platonic stobin, ride to school, pre-steddie

Just another manic Monday by @just-my-latest-hyperfixation with art by @house-of-the-moving-image | Rated G | cw: monsters | tags: urban fantasy au, magic au, creature au, background steddie, background buckingham

The Highwayman, The Stableboy, & The Christmas Bride by @katyawriteswhump | Rated T | no cw | tags: historical au, minor steddie, crossdressing, a bit silly

connubial bed by @lingeringmirth | Rated T | no cw | tags: established steddie, platonic bed sharing, fluff, banter, eddie being dramatic and using big words, future fic

tis the season by @cranberrymoons | Rated T | no cw | tags: road trip, bickering, fluff, one daddy joke

Untitled by @runninriot | Rated T | no cw | tags: best friends steve and robin, established steddie, steve's in crisis mode but robin is here to help

Home to you by @katyawriteswhump | Rated T | no cw | tags: chronic pain, ocd, platonic soulmates

Lost in time, lost in space, and meaning by @atimeofyourlife | Rated M | no cw | tags: platonic stobin, dr who au, minor robin/vickie, minor steve/tommy/carol, minor buckingham, minor steddie, alien fucker steve

DAY 18 - HURT/COMFORT

sew you up by steddieas-shegoes | Rated T | cw: injury | tags: post-vecna, someone finally takes care of steve's bat bite, getting together

a home for the holidays by @cranberrymoons | Rated T | no cw

That First Terrible Step by @thisapplepielife | Rated T | cw: injury | tags: post-s4, eddie munson lives, physical therapy, recovery, pre-steddie, building friendship, caring steve, eddie pov

We got each other (and that's a lot) by @just-my-latest-hyperfixation with art by @house-of-the-moving-image | Rated M | cw: violent imagery, aftermath of injury | tags: steve got vecna'd, angst, trauma, fluff

Never let me go by @katyawriteswhump | Rated M | cw: mild kink and bondage, sexual content, panic attacks, ptsd, flashbacks | tags: emotional hurt/comfort, trauma, fluff, whump

i'll remember for us both, if need be by @lingeringmirth | Rated G | cw: hospitals, head trauma | tags: steve's history of concussions, angst, established steddie, hurt/comfort

Come one, come all to this tragic affair by @atimeofyourlife | Rated M | cw: minor character death, car accidents, death of parents | tags: established steddie, emt steve, death of steve's parents

DAY 19 - ENEMIES TO LOVERS

that's what friends are for by steddieas-shegoes | Rated T | cw: mention of hospitals and injury, mentions of selling and using recreational drugs | tags: enemies is more implied than anything, getting together, canon events happening in the background

sugar cookie daydream by @cranberrymoons | Rated T | no cw | tags: baker steve, shop owner eddie, rivalry, flirting

To the victor the spoils by @just-my-latest-hyperfixation with art by @house-of-the-moving-image | Rated T | cw: light blood and violence, steamy kissing, very light dubcon if you squint | tags: fantasy au, magic au, guard!steve, thief!eddie, sexual tension, flirting, fighting, first kiss

Excitable Boy by @thisapplepielife | Rated E | cw: 18+ only, horror genre, violence, murder, assault (not steddie), mental disorders, biting, choking | tags: murder boyfriends, dark au, outdated terms, rough sex, unsafe sex, dub-con (consensual, but not negotiated), steve pov, obviously out of character, unhealthy everything, happy ending?

Lap Dog by @runninriot | Rated T | cw: implied violence (punching), smoking weed | tags: tommy "the guard dog" hagan, steve "the king" harrington, eddie "the freak" munson, fighting and making amends

DAY 20 - MAGIC AU

an army of bees by steddieas-shegoes | Rated M | cw: off-screen violence, implied sexual content | tags: medieval magic, warlock eddie, apprentice steve, established relationship, secret relationship

The Night Creature by @paperbackribs | Rated M | cw: monster au, prey and predator

A flower for a flower by @just-my-latest-hyperfixation | Rated T | cw: sexually explicit language | tags: fantasy au, knight steve harrington, witch eddie munson, repaying debts, open ending

that old black magic by @cranberrymoons | Rated T | no cw | tags: fortune telling, witch/appalachian eddie, post-season 2

Elf You by @thisapplepielife | Rated T | cw: language, sentient toys | tags: elf on the shelf au, elf!steve, elf!robin, elf!eddie, elf magic, platonic stobin, crack taken seriously, silliness, the magic of christmas

In Thunder, Lightning, Or In Rain by @klausinamarink | Rated M | cw: major character death, mild gore | tags: witch steve, necromancy, rituals, brief appearance of possessive steve

DAY 21 - SNOW

the magic of snow by steddieas-shegoes | Rated T | no cw | tags: snow activities, making childhood memories as an adult, fluff, established relationship

Who warms your soul by @just-my-latest-hyperfixation with art by @house-of-the-moving-image | Rated M | cw: nudity, sexual innuendo, implied monsterfucking | tags: fantasy au, king!steve, dragon!eddie, established relationship, soul bond, bathing together

Taking Over the Neighborhood by @thisapplepielife | Rated T | cw: language | tags: fluff, neighbor meet-cute, snow, platonic stobin, cat people, eddie pov

stranded in snow by @lingeringmirth | Rated G | cw: hypothermia | tags: omegaverse, omega steve, alpha eddie, angst, hurt/comfort, soulmate au, historical setting, mystery

The weather outside is frightful by @atimeofyourlife | Rated T | no cw | tags: fluff, childhood memories, steve hates the snow, eddie loves it

same old lang syne by @cranberrymoons | Rated T | no cw | tags: angst, open ending, post-break up

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddieholidaydrabbles #stranger things #masterlist

30 notes · View notes

gabessquishytum · 1 year

Note

Hob in a maid outfit. That's it. That's the ask.

I like the image of Dream sitting somewhere, his throne or the library, maybe Hobs' apartment, he's just chilling with some books. He then sees a flash of white, and you guys know the funny trope of glancing up at whatever caught your eye, looking down again, takes a second to process what you saw, and once it does your head whips up and you do a double take? That's exactly what Dream does once he processes the sight of Hob in a sexy maid outfit, complete with thigh-high lace stockings and garter and the fucking feather duster.

Hob knows exactly what he's doing okay, he's acting all innocent, dusting away like he doesn't know how hot his ass looks in the frill skirt. Oh whoops, dropped a knickknack on the floor, hope Master won't be too angry as I slowly bend over and pick it up.

Yup, there goes the last of Dream's braincells, feral mode activated.

-Love Yan Anon <3

Hob would do this. I firmly believe that he owns a maid outfit. Probably one specifically tailored to his body (gotta highlight the Hoboobies, you know).

He puts it on as a semi joke. Thinking that Dream will maybe reward him with one of those lovely smiles, maybe a fond eye roll. Maybe he’ll drag Hob off to bed and have his way with him. Hob is not expecting Dream to look at him and practically have the words KINK ACTIVATED flash over his head.

Well. Hob obviously has to show him a good time. So he gets into the roleplay, cleaning up the living room, taking the dirty mugs off to the kitchen (making sure that he sashays his hips on the way out), asking Sir if there’s anything he needs? All the while Dream.exe has stopped working.

When he comes back online, Dream pounces. He pushes Hob up against the kitchen table and bends him over, flipping the tiny frilly skirt up to reveal his pretty plump arse and his silky white panties. Hob is moaning and spreading his legs wider already (maybe he’s also more into this than he originally realised). For a few minutes Dream can only rut against him and grope him through the outfit.

But eventually, when he’s cum once all over Hob’s exposed arse, Dream gets down on the floor and has an excellent time playing with the stockings - stroking them, even rubbing his cock on the soft material. While Hob has to stand still and be a good girl for him. If he behaves nicely then maybe he’ll get his slutty hole filled up, or maybe Dream will fuck his face.

Either way, Hob will be cleaning up afterwards.

#yan anon #the sandman #dreamling #nsft

91 notes · View notes

huggingtentacles · 9 months

Note

thank god for the seamless co-op mode ruining the invasion community's fun. i didnt consent to pvp and now you tryhards cant touch me and my party

My braincells are actively being consumed by the yellow flame as I read this ask. This is the most idiotic shit I've ever received in an ask.

I play on PlayStation so I don't care but the fact that you felt the need to write about how you love the fact that PC invasions get less activity to a random invader on the internet really shows how utterly pathetic you are. What an absolute wet sock of a person. I can feel the bitterness in your words, that you most definitely wrote through the tears, after some guy with moderate knowledge of the game absolutely obliterated your coop. Maybe instead of being a sad loser in my inbox you should've considered, idk, taking a break from the game? Going outside? Getting another hobby that doesn't make you miserable?

And since I've got your attention, allow me to explain something to your silky-smooth brain:

When you join multiplayer in Elden Ring you do consent to invasions. It's in the game's rules. You start cooperative multiplayer = you get invaded. You might try to argue whether it's a good system or not but you can't pretend that invaders are somehow breaking into your game. You've invited them. Stop pretending like you're being bullied when what happened in reality is that you've willingly joined competitive multiplayer and lost.

Go mod all the difficulty out of your game, I genuinely don't give a shit, you've paid money for it, it's yours. Honestly by not wasting invader's time on your pathetic ass you've done them a great service.

#invader talk

10 notes · View notes

iy0v · 5 months

Text

Feel it first, manifest it later

A general sociological and psychological observation of global society shows that people usually pursue a goal or object in their lives so that they ultimately harvest the feelings and the emotions that such goal, object or experience can provide.

For example, people may seek more wealth to feel wealthy; a romantic partner to feel loved and accepted; a position in society to feel respected; some recognizable achievements to feel remembered, and so forth.

In a nutshell, people seek external experiences so that they can invoke states of feeling that inherently come from within, that is from the internal.

So what’s the catch here? It’s simple. From my previous experiences trying to understand the workings of consciousness, feeling, and all these wondrous realms of abstractions; I came to realize that our Creator has honored us so much that we were blessed with the gift of consciousness as we have it to this day. Consciousness, although its source of origins is debatable (in terms of whether the mind is a frequency-catching radio or a cassette player), we know for sure with scientific evidence that altering brain activity subsequently alters the degree of our consciousness. Altering neurotransmitters naturally alters how braincells, as in neurons, communicate with one another. A different set of combinations can lead to drastically different set of lived experiences. More serotonin leads to a more delightful, and soulfully fulfilling states of mind. Dopamine for instance, provides feelings of reward through pleasure, yet is quickly habit forming due to its nature. More oxytocin in the other hand helps with social bonding on what can be described as an agape type of human interpersonal level of relationships, and so forth.

So where does this all lead us? It is no secret that different life experiences involve different brain chemistries, leading to different states of consciousness. The most relevant one to this dissertation is often experienced by what can be characterized as genuinely spiritual individuals. From EEG to MRI scans, the archetype of the mystic demonstrates the highest degree of mastery upon their state of consciousness. Through the implementation of various techniques, usually meditation (silence of thoughts and stimuli), prayer (invoking sacred words, intentions, and ritualistic movement), as well as exercise; the subject can be easily observed entering into very peculiar states of cognition, ones that often involve different parts of the brain, almost an extensive engagement of the different brain cortexes.

Most importantly, the mystic archetype is able to enter different states of consciousness and hence of feeling by meditating deep and long on a specific aim or goal. The mystic can travel to the realities of joy, of love, of abundance, and of fulfillment. The mystic starts vibrating of those feelings, effectively embodying their significant value. This is the complete juxtaposition of how the predominant majority of people approach life, that is by trying to seek an external justification of a feeling that can only emerge from within. The mystic wins here if the goal was to reach for this feeling. If we’re being sincere, us humans are creatures of emotions, we pursue things that make us feel. Without feeling, we would have gone extinct aions ago. We are sustained on feeling, whether it is the given or received love of a significant other, or whether it’s the feeling of purpose and fulfillment. A cold depressed heart can only survive for so long.

Now, I am not advocating whatsoever to go full-hermit mode and leave societal pursuits behind. For even the device I’m using to share my thoughts in this platform is thanks to collective societal efforts. We owe much of our technology first of all to our Creator who inspired in us creation the desire and will to further recreate, subsequently to our societies.

Thus, my message remains the following:

The winners of this specific game/simulation are those that embody the feelings within first, before they seek to manifest it. This way, the seeker lives life in a flow state, maximizing the efficiency of the energy you allocate, either it’s mental, physical or spiritual.

To find love, you must first feel loved, know what love is. For what better love is there other than the love of the Divine.

To become wealthy, you must feel abundant, satiated, from the One above. For those who operate based on survival mode may not make the best decisions of their lives. Sharpness of thought is achieved when the mind is calm, and its needs are fulfilled.

Most importantly, to win at any game in life, you have to play it nonchalant. Ask the boxers, the martial arts warriors, and they’ll tell you that you can’t win a fight while charged with emotions such as anger and rage. You must be in a state of flow lest your mind be fully perceiving. A sword-fight is a dance of swords after all.

Only after you preceded the manifestation with righteous intention and genuine feeling, that you can manifest what’s within on the outer world. To exercise your vision upon the world. May that be a vision of truth, justice, and prosperity.

— Iyov

4 notes · View notes

pinkeebwui · 1 month

Note

greco bnb for the writing prompt my liege!

On it, boss!!

This one is funny because one might think, idk, mama Mia potentially? But actually the similarity ends at Greece adjacent(?) because this one’s about mythology, boys. Specifically that cow headed bitch because I think just he’s neat! I’ve thought so for a bit but I saw a joke a coupole months ago in like December or January and it hit at the exact right time while I was deskwarming to get me in words mode. It wasn’t even serious, just activated the sleeper mythology braincell lol.

Here are the 1st paragraphs from the monster and the damned, so to speak.

Aster did not always live beneath the earth. Long before he was confined to the closeness of dark like night, before the boundaries of his world became stone ceilings and floors and walls, before the air grudgingly filling them had to filter so far down hidden shafts that it no longer smells of anything but dust and more stone, before that, he knew the taste of life. Though it is distant now, he remembers the warmth of the white hot sun on his skin, the kiss of salt-breezes drying his sweat, the tickling of grass against his skin and the song of birds and bugs in his ears. He remembers the forgiving softness of soil, real soil, not accumulated, dead sand, beneath his feet, smeared rich-dark on his skin when he played or walked barefoot or dug in the garden at his mother’s side. He remembers the touch of his mother, whose face is now distant in his mind, as tender, warm; hands that never hurt him, not even in scolding. Gentleness is more distant now than her face, more distant than the breezes, the sunlight, the sky that surely must still stretch above the earth that hangs over his head in its stead.

[…]

Theodoros was not born the eldest son. Before him was his brother, Heliodoros, five years older and as bold and bright as his name. Though he was confident, comfortably carrying the title of their father’s heir, he was not insufferable like some of their cousins; he was kind to his siblings and tender with his mother, boisterous as he was close to his friends. He had burned bright and constant right up to the moment he was thrown from a horse at twenty and snapped his neck, snuffed in an instant like a candle flame. His loss left something gaping and cold in their family, and their father turned into a more brittle, harsh version of himself, like a swift come winter.

#eebwuiwrites #eebwuispeaks

2 notes · View notes

rollercoasterwords · 1 year

Note

HELLO HAVE I SENT YOU ONE YET. IF NOT I AM SO SORRY MY DARLING I THOUGHT I HAD. BUT!! ALLOW ME TO RECTIFY IT NOW!! ☕️ a steaming hot beverage for you...in exchange for your thots on...well lets do it lets go all in shall we. lets tackle taylor swift if you will its me and you against the world xx for a LESS risky option though i appreciate you may not want to be run out of town with pitchforks so: honest opinion on your least favourite foods xx the more controversial the better xx

RIDI!! u are going to get me burned at the stake my beloved but. well truly i have been keeping my silence on this topic for so long and i'm feeling a bit frisky this tuesday morning so let's get into it xx

(to my dear sweet swiftie friends PLEASE look away i am about to go full hater mode i'm so sorry but i simply cannot hide any longer xoxo i still love u guys no matter what)

ok so first thought about taylor swift is that i don't like her. let's just put all the cards on the table right off the bat i do not like that woman one bit.

NOW before we get into it i will say i do enjoy some of her music i did very much like folklore and of course she has quite a few classics under her belt that will always be bangers and karaoke go-tos. i myself can be found belting "dear john" on roadtrips from time to time xx

that being said however what truly activates my haterism when it comes to taylor swift is that i think she is the EPITOME of capitalist girlboss feminism and she gets away with it because her fans have deified her to the point that any criticism of anything she does results in people getting ripped to shreds and called misogynistic lmao. for example when people called out the fatphobia in her...which music video was it? antihero? whatever the recent scandal where a few brave souls called out her fatphobia and the swiftie mobs were like SHE HAS BODY IMAGE ISSUES!!! like yeah babes....she can talk about that without publicly perpetuating fatphobia....grow a few more braincells please xoxo

but like even aside from that example. taylor swift is an incredibly privileged white woman who is deeply invested in capitalism and is actively harming the planet and hoarding wealth in a way that i find frankly unethical. and yet she is very good at portraying herself as "woke" and falls back on "i've experienced sexism!!" anytime people start to critique her, and then her rabid fans go on the attack and she just gets to sit pretty on her private jet with everyone acting like she's god's gift to earth. i think u should be able to enjoy someone's music and still acknowledge the ways in which they are both complicit within and actively benefiting from corrupt systems of power.

another thing that bothers me is the whole "is she gay???" thing. like whether or not she's gay makes no difference to me because she is certainly not queer and if u don't understand the difference between those two things. well i recommend reading up on homonormativity xx

and finally. the cherry on top of my haterism. well boys i just do not think ms. swift is all that talented when it comes to songwriting. sure sure as i said there is plenty of her music that i enjoy. however there is also plenty of her music that i find boring and uninspired. like i'm sorry "draw the cat eye sharp enough to kill a man" <- THAT is the person who u think is the greatest lyricist of our generation??? baby that is a forever21 graphic t-shirt from 2014. PLEASE get a grip.

#PHEW feels good to get that off my chest #i do need swifties to look away tho im not kidding i dont want to get burned at the stake #this haterism is for my beloved ridi and ridi ONLY #and by god if im gonna get cancelled. i need it to be for something better than taylor swift #swiftie mutuals....i really did try to like midnights u were all so excited about it and i wanted 2 join in on the fun #i TRIED i did #but well #im sorry it did not work <3 only song i enjoy is couldve shouldve wouldve all the rest......um.#ask

23 notes · View notes

danggirlronpa · 1 year

Text

Seed B2 Masterpost

Hiyoko/Ibuki art by @glowbugthunder

Genocide Jack/Mikan art by @laurellynnleake

Hiyoko/Ibuki

Obligatory "music gfs!!" stamp but with the Added Bonus of being from the same class and canonically thinking that each other's music & dance fucking RULES. hiyoko calls it "genius" at one point. HIYOKO.

This Is A Ship Where Both Characters Involved Actively Lose Braincells When Together And They Both Like It That Way

and they were evil partners in crime!! dont get me wrong they committed atrocities and all. But there IS a lil something-something about girls who commit war crimes. Together <3

Jack/Mikan

Being Repressed Isn't Enough. I Have To Externalize It Into Romantic Obsession And Then Murder People: The Ship

You have to understand. This might be the funniest thing that's ever happened in Danganronpa. In UTDP there's a scene where Mikan is nervously trying to tell an irate Toko that she should Take Baths Sometimes. And because Toko is so dirty (from the lack of baths) she sneezes.

So Genocide comes to in front of this crying girl and her immediate reaction is just. PANIC REASSURANCE. Genocide Jack, known serial killer, is faced with a crying girl and immediately goes into "oh holy shit it's cool I'm not gonna kill you please stop crying" mode. LIKE. WHAT A PULL. GENO MY GIRL. WHAT

anyway that's what we in the business call a "meet cute"

※To avoid spamming artists, I will only @ them the first time their work shows up unless told otherwise. If you want to check all the art I used, check here!

#danganronpa #danganrarepairpoll #polls #hiyobuki #syomiki

11 notes · View notes

aguinhaac · 10 months

Text

You know what time is it? TIME TO SAY SHIT ABOUT MIRACULOUS, YEY, so without winding up let's go, today I'll talk about the Mari chat episode of this season, the ninth episode of miraculous season 5 Elation

We start the episode with Ladybug being the biggest simp in the world to Chat noir and he just being a dumbass thinking that was just a test, I can already say this episode is gonna be great! (But ngl Chat noir being extremely stupid took a laugh out of me, maybe I’m the stupid one )

Also Ladybug asks if he has a girlfriend and he says that less they know about each other better, but just some episodes later they are happily talking about how now they’re both dating so… w h a t ?

Chat noar tries to transform in a random allay but comes a fan to harass him.

THAT’S WHY YOU SHOULDN’T TRANSFORM IN PLACES EVERYONE WALKS BY, FIND AN EMPTY BATHROOM, IN YOUR HOUSE, IN A GOD DAMMIT FLOREST, JUST DON’T DO IT IN AN ALLAY, I imagine someone passing through then ladybub hides behind a tree and just being wtf?

Adrien then detransforms in a rooftop, I’m telling you, the day those two reveals to the public who they are at least half of the city will be like “yeah I already knew” because omg.

Adrien then sees Marinette’s house and decides to activate his simp mode.

The scene then cuts to Marinette complaining that Chat noir is taking his job as hero of paris seriously? Marinette, Marineta, any other name Astruc wanted to give you, W H A T ? CHAT NOIR HAVE THIS THING OF NOT TAKING THINGS SERIOUS, HE IS IMATURE, DON’T CARE IF THERES PEOPLE DYING IN THE STREET OR NOT, AND WHEN HE FINALLY REALIZES THAT EVERYTHING IS BAD AND TRIES TO ONCE BE A GOOD HERO YOU COMPLAIN? LOOK OUTSIDE WOMAN. SHITNARCH HAS EVERY MIRACULOUS, YOU ARE LUCKY THAT HE DIDN’T TOOK YOURS AND YOU PARTHNERS MIRACULOUS TOO, GABRIEL IS ALMOST A GOD, actually he IS A GOD, HE HAS THE GOAT MIRACULOUS, HE CAN DO ALMOST ANYTHING, YOU ARE LUCKY THAT GABRIEL IS STUPID, BUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE GROW TWO BRAINCELLS AND USE TO GOAT MIRACULOUS TO CREATE A BAZZILION FUCKING NUCLEAR MISSELS AND THREATENT TO KILL EVERYONE IN PARIS OR YOUR MIRACULOUS, THERES PEOPLE IN THE STREET DYING RIGHT NOW AND ALL YOU CARE IS THAT YOUR PARTHER IS CARING ABOUT THAT? WTF?

Adrien can be a simp, a dumbass, and be self-centered as heck, but he Is not as horrible as Marinette, so I give him that.

Alya then tells Marinette she is saying bullshit, thank you Alya, I couldn’t say better.

Alya then says that Marientte is just lying to herself and that Adrienette should happen.

that’s why I never know what to think about Alya, in the moment I think she might be one of the few characters that has brain cells she says this.

Alya: if you love a superhero you gotta know who is behind the mask, how else are you supposed to live a legit love story?

And I lose all the respect that I’ve ever had for her

Marinette: I’m NOT lying to myself and I know exactly how I feel.

Alya: right, which explains the pictures of Adrien all over your room.

Mariette: it’s never worked out with Adrien! Making gifts to him, planning his birthdays for the next 25 years, kissy kissy hamster, yeah right, Adrien was more like kissy kissy nothing! What is wrong with kissy kissy meow meow?!

The first time I watched this episode I was like “no way Americans say kissy kissy,” and I searched it up and I found out that yes, Americans do say kissy kissy, so I’ll give a point, not to the show, to the Americans. Because that's the funniest shit I've ever heard, Good job guys

The scene cuts to Adrien going to the Dupain bakery to talk to Marinette, Marinette parents then assume that he is in love with Marinette, Sabrine then for some reason calls Marientte even if her room is not that far away? Now even the non-important character has lost their braincells.

Marinette says she’s busy and that he is just a friend from school and she didn’t want to see him after school, first of: Marinette’s an asshole. Second of: no man, Marinette and Adrien barely spend any time together after school, its rare a situation where the one of them call the other to do something, most of the time they are just there and they happen to meet. I’m not saying I want them to be together, Marinette is a selfish hypocrite and Adrien is not much better, I’m just asking for some better writing, that the basic of the basic of the basic of writing teen romance, making they just hanging out as friends, BUT NOT EVEN THAT, THE SHOW DON’T DO THE BASIC!

Marinette then blows up in Alya, Alya then tell her to calm down and touch some gras- I mean, get some air.

The scene then cuts to Adrien being harassed by fans again, Sabine and the guy I shall not say the name apologize for their daughter being an asshole and give him some chuquetes, chouquetes?

Oh, thanks google, Marinette parents give Adrien some chouquettes and he leaves.

Plagg: you’ve got the pastries but not the smile, you just wanted to see Marinette didn’t you?

Adrien: everything reminds me of her Plagg, I can’t help it

Adrien: it’s gotta be nice enjoying pastries with the girl you love.

youtube

Adrien then gets harassed by a fan aga—

Wow that’s a lot of fans, funny how this happens just when the plot demends and every other ep anyone ever bothers Adrien huh? Funny.

Adrien then escapes the fans and transforms into chat noir, running away from fans becoming someone even more famous, smart.

We then have a genuinely funny scene with Marinette and Chat and we have those two morons being cute, for some reason seeing two sided marichat Is surprisingly funny and not forced, I don’t know why but this wat of Chat, joker and carefree yet not knowing much about life, works a lot with Marinette being selfiish yet sweet and her way of being, makes some really good scenes. I think even the worst of shows can have some nice moments sometimes, I need to say, good job writers, you surprised me.

But the writers ruin everything making the two say stupid things while almost kissing so there’s also that-

The scene then cuts to Alya and Tikki talking bout Marichat or Ladynoir being a Canon.

Alya: cmon Tikki it wouldn’t be the end of the world.

Tikki: actually, Alya the end of the world is exactually the kinda thing that can result from problems between the holders of the miraculous of creation and destruction.

Alya: oh, you’re over reacting.

OH, SO NOW YOU’RE ACTING IN CHARACTER TIKKI? YOU’RE 2 EPISODES LATE.

The scene cuts Maributt and Cat noar looking for Andre the ice cream man and Mari uses an app max created just for finding him.

is the show implying Max put a tracker on andre's ice cream cart? Because I think the show is implying that Max put a tracker on Andre's ice cream cart. Forget putting Marinette in jail for being a stalker, PUT MAX IN JAIL, actually PUT EVERYONE THAT WORKS IN THIS SHOW IN JAIL.

Marinette then proceeds to ignore her best friend in the world and the two idiots go to Andre's cart.

Andre: marinette and chat noir! What are you doing here?

Chat noir: we are here for joe mama that fat ass-

ok I stopped XD

Chat noir: we’re here for ice cream, unless you’re selling hot dogs now.

*Chat and mari laugh*

Show procedes to think joke is funnier than it actually is.

Andre: that’s a good one chat noir, but I make sweethearts ice cream, not jokers and good friends ice cream.

Huh, what?

Dude in “heart hunter” you literally asked if they wanted an ice cream that represented Kagami and Marinette.

and in “glaciator” you tried to give marinette an ice cream when she was alone saying that "true love finds a way"

did the writers really are that dumb to don’t check Andre’s past apparencies to see what he was like and just made a whole ass episode pretending that it doesn’t contradict all Andre’s apparencies before?

no I trust the writers of miraculous, probably in glacietor he thought marinette was aromantic, and in heart hunter he found out that know and discreetly asked if mari was dating adrien or Kagami, that was just some lgbt representation in a show passed in a conservative as heck contry. and to that I say good job guys.

Andre: look, who do you see next to Jon and Sarah? Ladybug and chat noir!

How the hell did he got that picture? it is from glaciator, Is the show trying to tell us that in the middle of a fight with a villain who kills single people, a mother's son, stop to take a picture of ladynoir, and gave it to Andre? Writers W h a t ?

Andre: love is not something to joke about, you chat noir are in-love with ladybug, and you marinette are supposed to be in love with Adrien agreste

Chat noar and maributt in synchrony: no.

They them get sad and just walk away

The scenes them cuts to them sad that their crushes aren’t in love with them anymore they say that being in love just made them act in the worst ways while a sad music plays in the background,

youtube

Marinette then walks to chat, they have a moment and they kiss.

I know what you’re thinking, and yes, NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT, CAUSE WE KNOW THE SHOW WANTS ADRIENETTE BEEING CANON EVEN IF MARICHAT IS BETTER. SO THERES LITERALLY NO POINT IN THIS SHIP, IN THIS EPISODE, AND IN THIS SHOW, BECAUSE THOSE 3 THINGS ARE NOT ENTERTAINING TO WATCH AT ALL!

Chat noir then pushes marinette away and says that he is taking avantege of mari kissing her, wait... chat noir being a responsible hero, did I hear it right?

Chat noir can be a decent character but marinette isn’t so she blows up.

Marinette: UGH.. I’M SICK AND TIRED OF OTHER PEOPLE DESIDING WHATS GOOD FOR ME.

Chat noir: I’m taking you home.

Marinette: SICK, I’M SICK OF IT, WHY CAN’T I BE HAPPY? WHY CAN’T I LOVE WHOEVER I WANT TO LOVE?

Chat noir: you can, I can’t. Not like this.

Wow, that's bullshi-

Like this scene would be good if it had the right context ,just imagine.

Marinette arrives in her room tired of everything, she is sad she is angry, tikki even tries to calm her down but she then blows up,

Marinette: WHY? WHY SHOULDN’T I BE MAD? I’VE GAVE EVERYTHING FOR THIS CITY AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.

Tikki: marinette calm down!

Marinette: WHAT IF I DON’T WANT TO? DID YOU HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT? WHAT IF I DON’T WANNA BE PERFECT ALL THE TIME? WHAT IF I DON’T WANT TO CARRY ON MY BACK ALL THE PROBLEMS OF EVERYONE? WHAT IF I DON’T WANNA BE A LEADER? WHAT IF I DON’T WANNA BE A GUARDIAN? WHAT IF I DON’T WANNA BE LADYBUG?!

Tikki: marinette what are you even saying?

Marinette: OH YEAH, WHAT IF I NEVER WANTED TO BE LADYBUG IN THE FIRST PLACE? IF I JUST WANTED TO BE A NORMAL GIRL WITH A NORMAL LIFE? WHAT IF I DIDN’T WANTED TO SACRIFICE MY HAPPINES JUST TO BE LADYBUG?

Tikki: what?

Marinette: YOU NEVER ASKED THIS TO YOURSELF HUH? BUT IT’S TO LATE NOW, I AM THE GUARDIAN, I AM LADYBUG, AND I SHOULD ACT LIKE SO, I SHOULD BE PERFECT, I SHOULD MATURE, I SHOULD NEVER LET ANYONE GET HURT, I SHOULD BE A GOOD FIGHER, I SHOULD BE A GOOD LEADER, I SHOULD AWAY KNOW WHAT TO DO, BUT I DON’T.

Tikki: marinette I don’t expect you to be perfec-

Marinette: LOOK OUTSIDE, 2 MILLION PEOPLE ARE COUNTING ON ME, THEY HOPE I DEFEAT MONARCH, I’M THEIR HOPES AND DREAMS FOR A BETTER FUTURE, THEIR EXEMPLE OF PERFECTION.

Marinette: THEY’VE MADE STATUES ABOUT ME, THEY’VE MADE BLOGS ABOUT ME, THEY BELIVE IN EVERY WORD I SAY.

Marinette: everyone believes I’m so great and I’m so mature, and that I’m make everything alright.

Marinette: But behind that mask is just me… master fu should have given a miraculous to someone else.

Tikki: oh marinette, you are an amazing ladybug, and an even better leader, and anyone want you to be perfect, you shouldn’t push yourself too far.

Marinette: TAKE A LOOK AROUND TIKKI. ONE MISTAKE WAS ENOUGH TO HALF OF THE CITY HATE ME. IF THEY LOOSE TRUST ON ME PEOPLE MIGHT GET AKUMATIZE AND WHAT’S THEN? I LOSE BECAUSE I WASENT GOOD ENOUGH. MASTER FU GOT AMNESIA BECAUSE I WASENT GOOD ENOUGH. CHAT BLANC HAPPENED BECAUSE I WASENT GOOD ENOUGH. ALL MIRACULOUS ARE GONE BECAUSE I WASENT GOOD ENOUGH. I SHOULD NEVER HAD BECOME A GUARDIAN, I SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN NOTHING MORE THAN A BAKER, I SHOULD NEVER BE LADYBUG, MAYBE IF I WASEN’T BORN EVERYTHING WOULD BE BETTER.

……….

Marinette starts crying.

Marinette: I’m just so tired…

The way the original plays looks like marinette is just a spoiled kid who has never been dumped in her life, which isn’t a lie but you get my point.

Gabriel then gives some stupid speech and tries to akumatize marinette

Chat noir: Marinette resist! You have to resist!

Monarch: unmasker I’m monarch if you love is hiding behind the mask of your idol, he wouldn’t have any reason to reject you, would he?

Marinette: that’s true.

Chat noir: please resist! Don’t listen to him!

Monarch: I’m giving you the power to see what’s behind any mask, all I want in return is ladybug and chat noir miraculous

Chat noir: Marinette kiss me!

And they kiss, ugh. Marinette is a spoiled kid that never got rejected so she plays the victim making the other person look bad so she can get what she wants, chat noir is the only one that have braincells here.

Also when it was princess justice, it was dramatic, here it's just... Nothing, because in princess justice Marinette has Expelled, and everyone believed she was an asshole, she had lost her friends, She was going to have to change schools, And with a record of being expelled it would be harder for her to do anything. Her life was at the worst it's ever been, but here is just "oh my crush dumped me" so no one gives a shit.

Chat noir then apologizes for kissing her and marinette realizes what the hell she did.

Marinette: I was almost akumatized… you’re right, were both being totally foolish.

WHAT? YOU BOTH? WHAT? YOU’RE THE ONE WHO IS IN THE WRONG, CHAT NOIR ALSO IS BUT HE REALIZED THIS INSTEAD OF MAKE A DRAMA BECAUSE, oh my crush rejected me… YES, IT’S OK TO BE SAD ABOUT IT BUT THE WRITERS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AND AFTER THAT SAY THAT CHAT WAS ALSO AN DRAMAKER AT THE SAME LEVEL AS MARINETTE? NO, HE ISN’T, THAT’S THE ONE THING THE WRITERS GOT RIGHT, THEY DIDN’T MADE ADRIEN AN UNLIKABLE FREAK, ugh, back to the episode

Gabriel then akumatized Andre because “the two teenagers I ship should date because my ice cream said" he then turns to glaciator 3 and Gabriel gives him the clout, Andre then proceeds to go kill Marinette for ruining ladynoir, forget about putting max in jail, PUT ANDRE IN JAIL.

Chat noir then hides marinette and her only and she calls alya to pass her location to tikki.

The scene then cuts to chat noir fighting glaciator but by the power of theres-still-8-minutes-left he fails.

Andre then DESTROYS MARINETTE HOUSE, WTF? PUT THIS MAN IN JAIL, THIS IS ATEMPT OF MURDER.

Marinette: oh, tikki this is all my fault…

Tikki: I’m sure you’ll make everything alright

Shut up tikki, idk why just shut up please, no really couldn't they choose a voice actress with a more annoying voice? this one is not unbearable enough.

Ladybug then transforms and go fight the big man.

With chat noir, glaciator is struggling to get his miraculous but when he almost go it, alya appears out of no where to say Andre was stupid, which is true, but even so andre tries to kill alya, that’s the character that was supposed to be the lovely ice cream man.

Andre then hears ladybug and because he is a sociopath, he proceeds to try kill her too. What a good character!

Ladybug and chat talk about he not being in love with her anymore and she accepts his choice.

Also chat with heterochromia is amazing ngl.

Monarch then tells glaciator that they’re hiding behind a building, huh good foreshadowing.

Ladybug then activates her lucky charm which is a big umbrella, and by the power of Girls-good-boys-stupid glaciator loses all his braincells (which was zero) and fall for the most obvious trap in the world, hero saying he gives up, and we have a butt joke….

If you excuse me, I’m gonna commit suicid-

Ladybug then purifies the akuma

Andre: ladybug and chat noir! Was I akumatized again?

Ladybug: yes

Andre: I’m-a sorry, is just that you make such a beautiful couple, but oh well, what matters most is that you’re happy.

When the heck did, he learn the most obvious lesson in the world? Just 9 minutes ago he was all “marinette deserves to die for ruining my ship” when did he learn his lesson? I think he learn it by the power of ladybub bullshit, yeah probably.

Ladybug then gives him a useless magical charm and fixes everything. Gabriel talks about exploiting chat noir’s feelings for Marinette but literally no one cares because he never does.

Chat then takes Marinette home make some jokes and we have platonic marichat.

Marinette then cry because of love; she didn’t grow up a little since season 1.

Adrien proceeds to be sad about love and, I don't know if you know but I like chat noir but hate Adrien, so I really couldn’t care less about it, also he gets happy to seconds later, and that’s where the episode ends

This episode isn't very good, it's not the worst but it's not good either, Marinette still this anoying selfish thing, and Adrien still nothing but an one dimensional simp, the villain was boring as heck, Andre still the same kinda sycopath ice cream maniac as he always was but now with less brain cells.

and really what the purpose of this episode was; to make Marinette not be in love with chat noir anymore.

But it wasn't delivered properly, it's the same case scenario as the rooster miraculous, it can easily be exploit.

Marichat wouldn't work ok, but what about ladynoir?

They see each other every day, they work together well, based from past episodes Marinette don't respect much if someone has a crush on another person, then what's stoping her?

Fear of being akumatized? Chat rejected her because she was in civilian mode.

Fear of being dumped out? This wouldn't stop Marinette for loving chat noir, it would just stop her from telling him that.

It was because of the moment that chat and ladybug talked about their feelings for each other? Marinette always runned after Adrien even if he said she was just a friend.

So what is stoping her from being in love with chat noir?

I'm general, I think what saved this episode for me was cat noar and Maributt when they weren't simping each other, they have a good quemestry what can I do? Well I'll give this episode a 5.5/10 put Andre in jail

Now if you excuse me I'll just

Thank you for reading until the end, I'll see you in the next life.

#miraculous #Youtube #miraculous ladybug #mlb #miraculous salt #mlb salt #mlb sucks #ml #miraculous ladybug salt #ml salt

5 notes · View notes