#not work safe

[teaboot]

Because of the "as a sex shop worker" comment I'm now curious: what's the thing you sell that you the most intrigued-by-yet-scared-to-try

Uh. Nothing, really? We have an electroshock stick that I tried out on my arm once, and I didn't find that enjoyable, but there's nothing really scary, I think.

I guess the closest stuff we have to "scary" is "not sexy to me, specifically" or "doesn't seem fun to me, specifically" and if you want the answer to that question.... I suppose we have a spiked ball crusher, a PVC dildo with an oddly abrasive surface texture, aaaaand.... for rule of thirds, I suppose our metal O-ring gags, because I'd be worried about cracking a tooth.

But I must add, one of the things I love the most about my shop is that we *don't sell anything dangerous*.

We're a small family-owned sex shop with amazing owners and staff that are, really and truly, family to me. If something comes in that's flawed or not as described by our vendor, damaged or constructed in a way that could hurt someone, it is not sold.

There are brands we don't carry and materials we don't stock because they have a reputation of causing undesired effects.

Because of that, I don't think there's anything in our shop that genuinely scares me.

#Adult tag #Not work safe

[zairas-realm-gateway]

Sanji may be the knight that guards and rescues Usopp but he is not the top in the bedroom.

Usopp did not get that chiseled physique post-ts and have super skilled fingers from making all those gadgets just to not be on top.

Plus, Usopp only lacks confidence when he's uncomfortable or in danger, but once he is comfortable, his confidence and skill level are through the roof.

But in the bedroom, he's gonna be neither uncomfortable or in dangers. So, he's gonna bring his A-game. He's super smart, he's gonna know exactly what to say and do to break through Sanji's confidence, self-image, and self-worth issues.

Plus, Sanji's constant ass-in-the-air-like-a-cat-in-heat behavior just gives Sanji constant bottom energy...

#[oof my first contribution to sanuso and its a hot take #not work safe #sanuso #usopp x sanji #one piece #one piece usopp #one piece sanji

[defilerwyrm]

Sorry if you've answered this already but could you tell me a little bit about orgasms with phalloplasty? I'm ftm and have been looking into and doing research on this every once in a while for years. If you're not comfortable with that, could you point me towards some literature about that topic specifically if you're aware of any?

I’ll do both of these at once since they’re very similar!

There are two major factors at play: testosterone and phallo. Gonna pop this under a cut ‘cause this is gonna be very NSFW and very TMI.

I started testosterone cypionate in 2017 after a dud year on T cream. Prior to that, it frequently took me around 45 minutes to get off, if I could at all; sometimes I’d just get too tired, sore, and frustrated to continue. Even then, I’d go as many as five times a day trying to get some degree of satisfaction out of it. After a few months on T (the cypionate variety), that dropped to a pretty reliable 12-15 minutes. So that was most of the heavy lifting done there.

It varied by method, still. Front hole penetration made orgasm harder to achieve; anal penetration made it a LOT easier. But even if it took 30 minutes of prep and 20 minutes to get there, my orgasms were stronger and more satisfying.

After bottom surgery, my libido came back after about a month, but I was still too sore to do anything about it. At one point I got too worked up not to try something, so I used a dildo in the shower, and came like a truck hit me as soon as the damn thing was in. My dick felt like it should’a been glowing there was so much sensation there all at once. Nearly fell over. It was great. It also was a lot briefer than pre-phallo, but frankly with that intensity I did not mind.

About two months post-op I was finally healed up enough to get myself off with penile stimulation, and for a magnificent ~8 months or so I could get off in three minutes flat. They were very similar to how that one in the shower had felt: very bright and vibrant and sudden, with super intense sensation all through my dick and whatever remains of my Skene’s glands (“female” prostate); they took a while to come down from; and one was enough.

Tragically, over time the necessary duration increased back to that 12-15 minutes, but the intensity and satisfaction with just one is still there. Right now I’m on an SSRI that makes it harder to orgasm again but sure as shit doesn’t keep me from getting horned up, but frankly it’s not doing me any good to balance that out so I’m tapering off it.

Same deal with anal penetration. It’s not instant anymore, but it still gets me there PDQ. With those orgasms, if I’m coming just from penetration alone, I feel it more internally than in my dick, but that’s why we have two hands.

Mind you, I don’t know how much of all this is psychosomatic, and bodies vary wildly; this is just one man’s experience.

Dick shaving: carefully, with light pressure, and using a high-quality safety razor designed to flex.

#not work safe #replies to things #phalloplasty #transgender #lgbtq #queerdom #trans matters #bottom surgery

[twinkuraba]

Thinking about JoshNeku but in my FFX AU with Josh fully leaning into the supposed reverence of calling Neku 'Lord' and playing at being a faithful follower of Yevon all the while being dick deep in Neku and doing other 'irreverent' things that the temples would disapprove of for soiling the pristine image of The Summoner.

#not work safe #joshneku #umbral chats

[terribledactyl]

*grabs my bleeding pussy by the bush like a cat by the scruff*

YOU

#not work safe #im on my period officially if you couldn’t tell

[gossamer-sky]

Okay but, but, consider the fact that Shingen would be so down for you like all the time?? In whatever way you want him too, like you want to go down on him? He’s the most blessed man in existence and will tell you so as he gets his fingers in your hair. You want him to go down on you? He’ll suffocate and gladly thank you for it. You want to be railed into the pillows? He’s fucking ready, just tell him how hard you need it. You want to be on top and use him as your own personal dildo? He’ll be flat on his back in record time. He’s literally always ready to worship, like-

#once again I am begging u all to think about Shingen with a cock ring and how much of a menace he would be #I’m just havin some Thoughts™️ today #hmmmmm #hmhmhm #🤔🧐 #ikesen #ikemen sengoku #ikesen shingen #shingen takeda #Saturdays are for simping ig #perhaps this is too much for early afternoon lmao #not work safe

[jardanijovonovichs]

Previews of stuff I’ve uploaded early on Patreon this month! 🔞💜

(i’m on a cow kick,,,)

#my art #not work safe #the cow ones anyway

[grimalkenkid]

“Semblance of Control”

Stelle is having trouble feeling like herself after the encounter with Kafka and her mind control, so Jing Yuan offers an unconventional method to alleviate her feelings of powerlessness.

#honkai star rail #Stelle #Jing Yuan #StelleYuan #JingStelle #hsr #not work safe #fanfiction #Grim’s writing

[angeloftheeasterngate]

“I have to confess,” said Newcastle University archaeology senior lecturer Rob Collins, “part of me thinks it’s kind of self-evident that it is a penis. I don’t know who entered it into the catalogue. Maybe it was somebody uncomfortable with it or didn’t think the Romans would do such silly things.”

#history #not work safe

[blood-and-pizza]

NSFW (18+)

I have previously mentioned that there are suggestive and sexual themes in my Fazbear Estate AU... so here are a few things I'm comfortable talking about for now. (If reading about robot sex or robot/human sex bothers you, maybe skip this post.)

None of the animatronics at Fazbear Estate have genitals. They were built to be family-friendly animatronics, so having those parts wouldn't make sense. However, this doesn't mean the animatronics who are adults haven't expressed a desire for such parts.

While they can't feel arousal the way humans can, the animatronics can still feel desire. Usually this involves their systems heating up, their internal fans turning on, and the irises of their eyes glowing a soft pink color. It's almost comical to witness, and kind of cute, actually.

Animatronics at the Estate have been known to engage in wireplay, whether with each other or by themselves. Occasionally, they'll take a human partner and have them play with their wires. In return, the animatronics try to work with what they have to please their human partner... which is a little challenging when you're specifically NOT built for that, so they have to get creative.

Toy Freddy is one major example of an animatronic who wishes he had the proper "equipment" to have fun with a human partner. In fact, the entire reason technician Melissa Pomene's predecessor, Larry, got fired was because he tried to give Toy Freddy a certain unauthorized upgrade, and he got caught. This was a huge tragedy, because Larry was one of those rare humans to work for the maintenance team that all the animatronics liked.

As luck would have it, though, Fazbear Entertainment may have fired Larry, but they didn't find his sketchbook, or his hard drive that contained blueprints and notes he'd authored. Melissa finds them underneath the floorboards in her room - Larry's old room - and discovers plans he'd made to give various animatronics private parts. Melissa is considerably freaked out by this discovery at first, but as she grows closer to Glamfred, Funfred, and Monty, she suddenly finds Larry's notes helpful as she decides to do a little inventing...

(I am really sorry if this stuff makes anyone uncomfortable or upset. If it does I'll take this post down and never mention it again.)

#fnaf #fnaf au #fazbear estate au #not work safe #toy freddy #glamrock freddy #funtime freddy #montgomery gator #fnaf oc #tw: sex mention #tw: suggestive

[i-hit-my-sire-with-my-car]

Is this because Im a Gangrel Tumblr???

#not work safe #honestly I havent a clue what to tag this

[xylune]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sephiroth & Cloud Strife Characters: Cloud Strife, Zack Fair, Sephiroth (Compilation of FFVII), Tseng Additional Tags: Humor, Romance, Crossdressing, Matchmaking Summary:

Cloud Strife has been more than a little curious about the decorated General of Shinra Inc for some time. His friend Zack has a direct line to Sephiroth and in a moment of self-congratulatory genius, decides to convince Cloud to attend a company ball with him to get to know the silver-haired hero better. Humiliation is a small price to pay for meeting one's idol.

#Fanfiction #Final Fantasy 7 #Old forgotten story #One shot #Cloud/Sephiroth #Crossdressing #Matchmaking #Humor #Smut #Not work safe

[defilerwyrm]

I was wondering if you could describe your experience with scrotoplasty specifically? Just give an overview on why you wanted it, anything special about that process, and how it feels physically and emotionally, but I'm willing to hear anything you're comfortable sharing.

The why is pretty easy: I wanted something as close to cis male anatomy as medically possible. That’s what it feels like I’m supposed to have, the same way it feels like my feet are supposed to have my toes facing forward. I love balls, both on others and the idea of having my own; it felt right. I’m really looking forward to getting my implants in December so I’ll have the full package—because with scrotoplasty, you get that and whatever else done first, heal up for 6-9 months, and THEN you have the option of getting silicone implants (the same ones cis men who lose one or both testes often get).

Having what I have now, even pre-implants, feels…peaceful. No longer burdened by the weight of missing what I should have and having something I shouldn’t. The wrongness is gone. Emotionally, it feels like when a migraine finally goes away.

I don’t really notice my scrotum a lot, per se, but it did change the way I sit a bit. Not full-on manspreading, but it’s easy to tell why cis men don’t tend to sit with their thighs together, and why they typically cross their legs with an ankle on a knee instead of crossing one knee over another: it’s uncomfortable at best. Squishes things.

It’ll be interesting to see if and how things change once the bag’s filled out. I’m pretty adaptable, so I expect that after an adjustment period (and, you know, 4 weeks of recovery) it’ll just become the new normal and I’ll go back to not really thinking about them except for making sure I don’t squish them between my thighs.

#not work safe #bottom surgery #transgender #ftm #trans men #trans matters #scrotoplasty #replies to things #working my way through asks!

[twinkuraba]

Neku leaving marks on Joshua.

Because there’s something powerful in leaving red marks down his back in bed, like his fingers are brushes dipped in paint and Joshua’s body is the canvas. The marks don’t fade the night after, and Neku’s a little proud about that.

Leaving little pools where teeth meet skin- biting Josh is a love language all in it’s own. It’s a ‘you’re annoying, asshole’ when Josh is being a bit too sarcastic on the couch beside him, it’s a ‘I chose you.’ whenever Josh implies Neku might be better off with someone else. 

It’s a ‘you’re mine too.’ when Josh is leaning over him, between his legs, in bed, voice humming in his ears claiming ownership over Neku’s fragile, human form.

It’s painting his skin with smears of lipstick or gloss that’s been painted on him from various sources and for various reasons. That proof that Neku wants him, wants to stay with him, doesn’t always have to come from pain.

But the fact that Joshua lets him mark him, lets the marks rest and stay and fade naturally rather than restoring his skin to perfect, is where Neku’s power really lies.

#not work safe #JoshNeku

[ciearcab]

gouache falin

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #falin touden #chimera falin #traditional art #illustration #gouache #i haven’t touched my paints in so long! i made this a challenge for myself to work with all these reds and get something cool out of it #ignore how messy my edges turned out - my tape roll is like 7 years old and barely sticks anymore #unsure if i should tag for nudity to be safe but also i’ve seen her shirtless more times on my tl this week then anything else ever so.

[shylenore]

pubic hair <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

pubes on girls, pubes on boys, pubes on nbs, pubes on anyone - they're so amazing and they smell so good

like i get the appeal of clean shaven privates but come on, have you ever had an encounter with hairy privates??? you're missing out on so much

#not work safe #body positivity